I present: the most profoundly upsetting meal I have ever had the displeasure of preparing.
Posted by R0man009@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 43 comments
A friend asked for hot dog cake for his birthday. Despite looking and smelling truly nauseating it was honestly pretty okay, and everyone ate a portion. No one wanted seconds. I spent a long time working out the recipe, so I will probably make it again as a gag for a different setting.
Nightd_Fetzner@reddit
i've always seen these type of cakes on facebook but they were always blurry
this is the cleanest i've seen and its still apalling
CumTrumpet@reddit
That's the hot dog and jello grease.
SlipperyGibbet@reddit
I read that in the voice of Mr Sausage
Mechatronis@reddit
Me too! Sausage ti sausage communication
the1stmeddlingmage@reddit
Extra props if they boiled the hotdogs in the water used for the jello first 😉
FuckYourFavoriteSub@reddit
I’m calling the cops
Honestbabe2021@reddit
This must be AI
the1stmeddlingmage@reddit
NOT EVERYTHING IS AI
Goddam I’m tired of this comment being used so often for braindead people who can’t tell reality from fiction. This is called an aspic and is a savory jello mold rather than a sweet dessert. They’ve existed fir centuries and were a fad in the 70’s and yes people still make them these days
deDoohd@reddit
What's the jelly made of, gravy?
Own-Buffalo1445@reddit
Thundariel@reddit
Don't do that again.
ohnodamo@reddit
Is it an aspic?
Nightd_Fetzner@reddit
"no one wanted seconds"
Unusual_Internal_823@reddit
No one wanted firsts.
OnionTamer@reddit
Wiener Aspic
beccadahhhling@reddit
All your very supportive friends that day
Hot-Refrigerator6583@reddit
You made your friend an asshole cake?
Zerostar39@reddit
Puzzled_Pop_6845@reddit
Butthole jello
roughczech@reddit
Is this a homeless version of headcheese?
BTMillie@reddit
Never thought of it this way xD just a couple "vital" ingredients missing
Loose-Story-962@reddit
70s food
Mother_Bird2@reddit
Looks gross but impressive at the same time.
prionbinch@reddit
you’re sure they wanted aspic and not like… an actual cake shaped like a hot dog?
Generalfrogspawn@reddit
I literally almost puked just looking at this..
_incredigirl_@reddit
I need to know please what flavour the aspic is. Is it beef broth?
granadesnhorseshoes@reddit
/r/ATBGE material so well done I guess?
squeamish_cuddlefish@reddit
DragonTigerBoss@reddit
"make it again as a gag"
I mean, it would make me gag.
Cyouinhell@reddit
Not the aspic
Fledermausmann69420@reddit
Poor man's holodets. 😐
rhythmdisc@reddit
oh…
UAreTheHippopotamus@reddit
For some reason the worst part to me is the little pool of liquid in the center. It's like the blood of an eldritch god of forbidden cookery forming into an eyeball and gazing into your soul.
Canelosaurio@reddit
We're you forced? We're you paid? Special request for a garbage monster?
CutBeginning8338@reddit
I need to send this to my enemies 😈
Common_Meaning2177@reddit
Hold on now
TheSaltyseal90@reddit
Did you make it for someone you dislike?
bustercaseysghost@reddit
icedcoffee420@reddit
I THOUGHT THOSE WERE CARROTS BEFORE READING THE FULL POST
demontwines@reddit
Aspic in current year, i really do hate to see it. Im sure your friend loved the dedication though lol
Plane-Fan9006@reddit
Next setting is a Bachelorette party....interesting version of bobbing for dildos
Hunting-Duck@reddit
gmanasaurus@reddit