Shitty T-Bone Steak from Denny's
Posted by NumerousPath9669@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 80 comments
Posted by NumerousPath9669@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 80 comments
ceejayoz@reddit
Honestly? Better than I'd expect a Denny's t-bone to look.
But why would you order such a thing?
NumerousPath9669@reddit (OP)
I actually play pretty safe .. but yesterday I felt a bit too adventurous
LordoftheJives@reddit
Next time go for the sirloin. I worked at a Denny's for like a year and they're actually good when they're cooked right. The T bones just get thrown into the oven.
TheManWhoWasNotShort@reddit
Still too pricey for what they are, always order pancakes/french toast
SubatomicSquirrels@reddit
the markup on pancakes and french toast is probably higher than the markup on steak
lake_huron@reddit
That's on you. Steak is not a thing you order at Denny's.
Bloodyfinger@reddit
I'd eat that at 3am
SouthPawArt@reddit
Who the fuck orders a steak at fucking Denny's š
Proud_Ad_6520@reddit
I automatically assume every cook at dennys has hiv. This confirms it
groovyinutah@reddit
Dennys is for when your too hungover to make yourself breakfast...it has no other purpose.
RAG319@reddit
WhatADunderfulWorld@reddit
Iāve had it on a road trip or two. Itās not bad at all. Better than fast food.
SlipperyGibbet@reddit
How was it? Chewable? Seasoned at all?
NumerousPath9669@reddit (OP)
I asked for medium doneness... but it came out well done almost.. but it was seasoned well
xinfinitimortum@reddit
Chain diners only know two meat doneness, raw and well done.
agentcheeno@reddit
How was it?
curiousbydesign@reddit
Guga recently did a video on the cheapest steaks in the U.S.
fossil746@reddit
How drunk does one need to be to buy a steak from Dennyās?
NumerousPath9669@reddit (OP)
No need to be drunk .. its right there on the menu
FancyRobot@reddit
Pancakes and burgers, that's what you get at Dennys, otherwise you're just asking for a bad time
Hair_Questions2025@reddit
that steack looks boiled
Arcane_Engine@reddit
Milk steak
NewNonBlockedAccount@reddit
stue0064@reddit
Missing a side of jelly beans.
archimidesx@reddit
Raw of course
archimidesx@reddit
Boiled over hard
Zkenny13@reddit
Probably microwaved
NumerousPath9669@reddit (OP)
The first thing i thought when it arrived was
Homeless-catfight@reddit
Looks like it was boiled in salt water
Sad-War-8119@reddit
How's your stomach š
ProperCut8469@reddit
ITS, LITERALLY, A ,STEAK , FROM, DENNNNNYYYYS. What did you expect?! Iād be surprised if they asked how you like it cooked.
NumerousPath9669@reddit (OP)
They did ask it.. so be surprised
ProperCut8469@reddit
Dennyās is coming up! š
gentlesquid7@reddit
It's what you get... It's Denny's
beatty68@reddit
Iād eat it. Potato wedges look ok.
Ok_Needleworker_6017@reddit
HighlightUpstairs777@reddit
Wild work going to dennys and getting a steakā¦. Like just get a burger dude
NumerousPath9669@reddit (OP)
That T-bone was calling my name...
HighlightUpstairs777@reddit
lol I just zoomed into the steak bro I couldnāt do it, youāre a better man then I am š«”
SirRonaldBiscuit@reddit
Tbone at dennys? Cmon
marmk@reddit
Only one way to follow up a disappointment of a diner steak
kuzinrob@reddit
dog_eat_dog@reddit
now who could've seen this coming
NumerousPath9669@reddit (OP)
Not me
Key_Confusion7759@reddit
The best steak I've ever had in a restaurant was from Denny's! And I ordered it my mistake - I had actually ordered chicken fried steak, and was so confused when the waitress brought out the A1 sauce...
NumerousPath9669@reddit (OP)
Where is this Denny's at?
Key_Confusion7759@reddit
Geneva, NY believe it or not
DataMin3r@reddit
They look awful, but they dont taste too bad. For a 3am post bar meal, its seasoned well and hits a spot.
NumerousPath9669@reddit (OP)
I mean.. it was Aight
FormingTheVoid@reddit
One time I ordered a steak skillet from Denny's, and it had like 1.5 small pieces of steak in it. Fuck Denny's.
reallydirtyreallydan@reddit
Fuck Dennys
NumerousPath9669@reddit (OP)
Fuck them for ending the choco lava cake
ShamanLifestyle@reddit
xiipaoc@reddit
All right, so, this is shitty (because Denny's), BUT.
Steak doesn't have to be good. There's a weird assumption in the US that Steak has a capital S and is served at Steakhouses and should cost hundreds of dollars and should be two inches thick and perfectly dark pink on the inside with perfect marbling and dry-aged for 40 days (21's not enough) and whatnot. Sure, that sounds pretty great, but you don't need to do all that just to eat some beef. A thin fully-cooked steak is still food and it's... fine, really. Eat it with ketchup or steak sauce, why not? A steak like this is like a piece of white bread: not worth eating on its own, but it's a reasonable part of a meal if prepared reasonably. Sure, it doesn't taste fantastic as a capital-S Steak, but sauces exist, right?
Don't expect premium steaks when you hear the word "steak". Ir's just a slice of beef. It doesn't have to be premium to be a perfectly reasonable part of a meal.
GMAN7007@reddit
I mean if you're ordering s tbone from Denny's and it looks so good as it did I think you did well.
LaGorda54@reddit
I want to feel sympathy for this bad steak and yet I have none. What on earth would lead anyone to believe that ordering a t-bone at Dennys would be better than just āedibleā. At least it was better than just lighting the money it cost directly on fire, I guess. So youāve got that going for you.
Deeh_the_Scalawag@reddit
The steak kinda does look like someone stuck it into an oven for 20 minutes, and then dipped a paintbrush in some soy sauce and lackadaisical flicked the brush in the steaks general direction a couple times
KingMurk817@reddit
Order a steak from Dennys this is what you get.
Mayion@reddit
found Guga's reddit account
GoodPlayboy@reddit
T bone minute steak
Brilliant-Bake9686@reddit
That steak looks like it just won a battle against flavor⦠and lost hard lol like, did they even try? Dennyās makinā it real hard to trust my taste buds rn
AngeloPappas@reddit
Looks thin and poorly cooked, but with that size of a filet that may be a porterhouse.
LeadDramatic3995@reddit
Thatās why god invented A.1.
Ok_Zookeepergame5141@reddit
That is an atrocity.... š
EntrySure1350@reddit
Did they boil it?
Cyber-X1@reddit
Waffle House t-bones are surprisingly good
Leading-Hedgehog1990@reddit
That's what you get for ordering a steak from Denny's ššš
SeinSmell2264@reddit
upvote for the broccoli
Hugh_Jampton@reddit
That is embarassingly bad for a restaurant
carriegood@reddit
Calling Denny's a restaurant is like calling Rudy Giuliani a lawyer. Sure, technically he is one, but he utterly sucks at it.
uncleozzy@reddit
Looks exactly like the thing they measure your feet with at the shoe store.Ā
lordGwillen@reddit
Excuse me, GarƧon. What is the difference between the Flat Iron and the Brannock cuts?
carriegood@reddit
I am honestly super impressed that you knew the name (Brannock) for it.
NumerousPath9669@reddit (OP)
š¤£
Zerostar39@reddit
Wow didnāt even know Dennyās still existed
uiouyug@reddit
The broccoli and potatoes look pretty good
NumerousPath9669@reddit (OP)
The good part of the š½ļø
ChefAsstastic@reddit
That looks dreadful
mrsloopy279@reddit
You're braver tham me....
NumerousPath9669@reddit (OP)
It took all i got