Anon got adopted by the local Chad
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Posted by Time-Mix3963@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 76 comments
Sethleoric@reddit
Real and straight btw
volatile-solution@reddit
except for some few wankers, gym is a awesome place for male socialization. people mostly help, encourage and assist with your journey, for free.
Middle-Fuel-6402@reddit
Yeah, in 15 years I’ve had only one slightly negative experience. (And the angry dude was definitely not Chad). Everyone is friendly and supportive.
fandorgaming@reddit
Quite a lot of angry people in gym, they scream on each rep and looks like they'd get into a fight really fast with how unrespectable they're talking
volatile-solution@reddit
the only people i had horrible experience with were 50yo perverts and betas who ego lifts just to impress women. other than that, most of them are decent. probably because they understand the journey and the reason why you are in the gym.
riotshieldready@reddit
Also from my experience most of the hardcode gym peeps are nerds. I wear my anime/gaming tees at the gym and every massive dude, or woman with 20 plates on her hip talk to me about the shirt I have.
People tracking their work outs and macros to the gram tend to be more nerdy. I’ve made entire raid groups in destiny from the gym; I have a friend now and we trade manga, she’s put me on too some good shit too.
All this while I’m just a chubby dude that lifts to stay somewhat healthy.
Gym is my safe space.
The_Bloofy_Bullshark@reddit
A good number of the biggest dudes at my gyms are engineers. These guys are powerlifters or bodybuilders, many of the bodybuilders have their IFBB pro cards and compete in Classic Physique or Open. It makes sense. It’s very numbers driven.
OriTheSpirit@reddit
i had a math professor who was a power lifer
gjb94@reddit
So this story is decidedly neutral in this quite red/blue pill topic but I think it's pretty funny.
I signed up at one of the bigger chains in London, Puregym, and thought I'd start off with this induction course. Thought it would just be explaining how lockers work, etiquette, classes etc. So I show up in a baggy tshirt, thick cotton shorts, skating trainers, and he's like okay we're gonna do a little circuit! It's me and one other dude. We're like throwing a medicine ball around, squats star jumps shit I was not prepared for.
But the way I am, especially when it's an organised activity, I'm suddenly having a lot of fun and I fucking throw myself into it. I realise halfway through the normal people on just treadmills and ellipticals are watching intently, like not smirking or judgemental but I have to imagine they were thinking this guys nuts. I can picture one attractive woman and thinking how do i ever follow this performance up as a person. Meanwhile the other guy just disappeared, possibly embarrassed by the office team retreat level of energy that is now in our group.
Anyway, gets to the end, a different guy tries to sell me PT. I go yeah definitely I'll think about it. Never go back to the gym
srcactusman@reddit
The only time I get negative in the gym, is when all the quad extension machines have a like of 4 people
THELEGENDARYZWARRIOR@reddit
This, I greet 10+ people a gym session, I know 2 names, I been told all their names just forgotten it
Impossible-Pizza982@reddit
Is he Chad because he looks good, or does he look good because he is Chad.
nedovolnoe_sopenie@reddit
in general, strong people just want everyone to be strong
so that's kind of expected
they also are usually disciplined which naturally leads to chadness
it's that simple really
fandorgaming@reddit
Scarytoaster1809@reddit
A good soul radiates more than a good face
Exhil69@reddit
Tell that to women
BamaBlcksnek@reddit
Apparently felonies radiate.
super_landrum@reddit
What do you mean?
BamaBlcksnek@reddit
I mean women love to date "bad boys." Nice guys finish last isn't a saying for no reason. I've tried it both ways and being respectful and nice has never gotten me anywhere.
TheYeast1@reddit
They’re probably talking about Jeremy Meeks, was a felony in prison on gun charges but was so attractive he got a modeling career off his mugshot. He also dated a British heiress shortly after getting out. He himself says he got hundreds of letters full of nudes, money, etc just because his mugshot went viral.
MrBlueW@reddit
More than likely a boy like you saying that is a good indication that you do not in fact have a good soul.
Exhil69@reddit
Yea bro, youre right. My women joke (which is overplayed in this sub) makes me literally Hitler.
Secure_Narwhal4045@reddit
Some people like bitter, nobody likes overly bitter
IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE@reddit
There’s a lot of bad between “good soul” and “Hitler”. You’re probably not Hitler. But you’re probably not as nice as you think either.
ImportantResponse0@reddit
And maybe neither a good face.
itsghxstmint@reddit
Comments like this also radiate from your soul
c0mbatduckzz@reddit
SpiritedEclair@reddit
He is looks good because he is Chad.
nelsonalgrencametome@reddit
Good is Chad.
Grey-Sharky@reddit
Anon is gay
fandorgaming@reddit
But is he fake?
Middle-Fuel-6402@reddit
Unrelated observation: I’ve noticed that when my intended machine gets taken by Chad, he’s done in 5 minutes and I go next. Skinny beginner or older woman sits down, and is there 30 mins later checking his/her phone, doing one set every 5-10 minutes.
The_Bloofy_Bullshark@reddit
We had a guy at my old gym who used to just sit on the pec deck machine, chew on an unlit cigar and yell into his phone (on speakerphone). I don’t think I ever saw a single rep performed.
Middle-Fuel-6402@reddit
Haha what a character!
The_Bloofy_Bullshark@reddit
Guy would legit get pissed if someone asked to use the machine. It was pretty funny to watch.
> Can’t you see that I’m on it?
Place was wild. At another point in time there was a couple there who were covered in track marks and would make out in between sets on the lat pulldown machine. Full on straddling each other.
Commercial gyms are wild. There’s some lady who I guess lives in her car and does extremely sexualized pelvic thrust workouts. Like that’s all she fucking does. Also wears bandaids or something on her cheeks under her eyes like Nelly did back in the day. But yeah, climbs on machines and does these really sexual pelvic thrust motions.
bartardbusinessman@reddit
Got some similar characters at mine. Old Botox lady who wears basically a bikini with high heels and just catwalks in front of mirrors, sometimes moves a dumbbell around. "Pickme" girl who does this overblown full body workout classes on her phone dead in the middle of the gym, but brings her own floor mat and weights. Old dude who only ever does these very odd hammer curls where he's like dancing as he does it, then crouched down shadow boxes all around the gym. Looks very funny but in fairness he's jacked as fuck
Sekundes@reddit
My biggest gym pet peeve. Check your phone somewhere else, get out of the fucking machine!
616659@reddit
Fake and gay as always
dont_tread_on_M@reddit
Tbf gym bros (not the heavy steroid users though) are some of the most polite and calmest people I know
maniacreturns@reddit
I know it's a meme but most of the roid users are actually gentle giants.
They take that shit to make up for insecurites they have about themselves.
bartardbusinessman@reddit
True, but there are also many who deflect from those insecurities with macho aggression. Often a coin flip
stuyboi888@reddit
Almost like having an outlet makes you a more balanced person
nelsonalgrencametome@reddit
And regular exercise is just all around beneficial to mental health.
stuyboi888@reddit
Too true
wasted-degrees@reddit
Getting adopted by a knowledgeable gym bro got me into the best shape of my life years ago. It’s like the gym equivalent of when an extrovert adopts an introvert.
RatioTechnical234@reddit
i was expecting it to end with "INSTANT THROBBING" kind of shit.
I was wrong
shakegraphics@reddit
You should never care what a bunch of kids are doing if they’re just being mean lol. Oh no a bunch of kids think less of me, oh the horror.
Beemo-Noir@reddit
Anon finally comes out of the closet
ktsb@reddit
be me name's actually chad. waiting for bench to be available. gym bro didn't show up. see dude at bench just sitting there ask if he'll share and spot me. don't load up the bar to much this guy wouldn't be of much help if i needed it. clearly a nooby. show him how to properly do the lift. every time he starts to speak it sounds like he's on the verge of tears. ask him if he'll be around tomorrow we'll do a leg work out. he's literally crying feel bad if the bare minimum is the most kindness he's ever gotten. bro's i got an idea. ima take this clay, shape and mold it into a decent physic and then I'ma fuck him in the ass.
Xardnas69@reddit
Please format this into a greentext, this is unreadable
Uncle480@reddit
Undoubtedly the realest of outcums.
Undeniably heterosexual because it's not gay to have such strong make companionship.
Fellas, is it gay to fuck your homie in the ass goodnight?
ErosDarlingAlt@reddit
Are you people kidding me this is the gayest thing I've ever read
Xardnas69@reddit
Really? I've read gayer things
starkimageries@reddit
Chad is gay and wants to shower with anon tomorrow after leg day.
TheRadishBros@reddit
This was definitely written by someone who has never been to a gym. People don’t act like this.
AntDracula@reddit
\^ This comment was definitely written by someone who has never been to a gym
TheRadishBros@reddit
FYI, people in a gym aren’t paying attention to you, and they definitely won’t say “this guy sits behind a computer 24/7”.
AntDracula@reddit
Okay, zoomer 👌
408jay@reddit
I could see a cluster of broccoli heads doing that. My experience is that the biggest, scariest folks at the gym are usually the best and most helpful.
Sherwood_RipCity@reddit
Hell yeah brother. Hell yeah.
420yourNansAnuns@reddit
Even though this is probably fake, it still feels good to read
AntDracula@reddit
Unironically, in 2026, nerds tend to be the bullies and the tough strong dudes tend to be cool and chill.
John_Marston_Forever@reddit
Gay
tren_enjoyed_raw@reddit
Anon has underlying homosexual sentiments
Mutant_mayhem@reddit
This makes me happy and sad at the same time. The perception of this person makes me sad that they worship another man for simply being nice to them and makes me happy because the "chad" clearly saw this guy struggling and helped.
baz4k6z@reddit
An oldie but a goldie
PickleMaster69@reddit
Very ____ and ___
Brassboar@reddit
Fr3dd03@reddit
True and heterosexual, riiiight?
skull_fucker79@reddit
why would someone even make this up and post it to 4chan
DarkGamer@reddit
This is how Yaoi starts
nicomarco1372@reddit
Fake: anon went to the gym Gay: anon fantasizes about falling in love with gym Chad
ChadPowers200_@reddit
A real chad does back squats for leg day
JustChillin3456@reddit
Anyone who has been to the gym knows this story is 100% true
WeasleFire@reddit
Wholesome gymbro moment.
Old but gold.
gandinklefalfburg@reddit
Mom