I told her no hitch hikers and she moo'd at me

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Luxorioo@reddit

We have a no pet policy...

I rescued a duck with a broken wing. Had the guy in my truck for the day. Fed him and everything he was chill AF. Called him Sir Quacksalot.

Dispatch calls me and starts yelling at me that the camera shows a duck and no pets are allowed.

I said "That's not a pet. He was at the shipper and was wandering around with a broken wing I'm taking him home end of shift to go to the vet"

Dispatch threatened to fire me...

I said great.

Got back end of my shift, put Sir Quacksalot in my car. Thoroughly cleaned and disenfected the truck. Got him to the vet next day (night before he just chilled with me in the house drinking ice water and eating frozen veggies)

$1900 later I had a pet duck. He lived in my backyard for 5 years. Got an inflatable pool for him. Best pet I ever had.

I put a diaper on him and left it on the hood of my dispatchers car. Never got fired, but I got my point across.

Post made me think of that.

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Riyeko@reddit

Omg that's brilliant.

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RamonaQuimbyRiot@reddit

This is awesome. Lol

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Various-Blood-3902@reddit

Oooh she cussed you out

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Riyeko@reddit

🫰💥

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Riyeko@reddit

There was a place we unloaded some kind of catrle feed where we wind rowed it down the middle of a weird alleyway between where the farmer took a bulldozer with a bucket and scooped it into storage areas.

To get to this place though we had to drive about a quarter mile through a pasture with cows.

Immediately as we stopped all the cows came up and started to lick the trailer. All of them. Like 40 to 60 head or so. Licking the trailer in multiple spots.

It was the weirdest thing and the best place I'd ever delivered lol

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