Horse meat and Monster Zero
Posted by RevolutionaryTap394@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 404 comments
This is the second such post. With another manufacturer of canned food and another energy drink. Moderators do not want to approve the previous one
SapphicFairytale@reddit
Mods don't want to approve.... Gee I wonder why , you've really taken shittyfoodporn to the next level, I can only hope you're just taking pics and not actually eating this.
EmmyWeeeb@reddit
Stop fucking eating horse
knockingonhellsdoor@reddit
Why? It's delicious
EmmyWeeeb@reddit
Because horses aren’t food
StygIndigo@reddit
Are you vegetarian? If you're not, you might want to think about what makes some animals food and some not food, to you.
knockingonhellsdoor@reddit
Why not?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Never
ArborealVarmint@reddit
WHY would you just eat the congealed fat like that
Biggest food crime here
Zealousideal_Gap5074@reddit
How does horse meat taste compared to commonly consumed animals in most parts of the world? Like beef or lamb perhaps?
LegalFan2741@reddit
It’s not a big deal. It’s sweet and somehow similar to beef but beef is better. I wouldn’t repeat my experience. I’m happy without horse meat.
HamHockShortDock@reddit
I don't imagine it's that different from maybe beef and pork because my college roommate had only been in the US for a couple years and one day at breakfast she told me that she thought the link breakfast sausage was horse.
Zealousideal_Gap5074@reddit
Were the sausage links beef or pork?
HamHockShortDock@reddit
They were pork but knowing horse is very lean I would assume it doesn't taste very much like pork.. but maybe she just had that style sausage/flavoring with horse and that superseded the taste of pork. I hope someone else answers but if I may continue talking out of my ass, I would assume that horse tastes more like venison than beef.
Zealousideal_Gap5074@reddit
I'm very curious because I can only assume there is a massive taste difference between beef and pork so it's tripping me up that it may have tasted like either one. I don't eat pork so I have no idea if it tastes like that. If it tastes like beef I can sort of wonder if I'd eat horse given the opporunity. I doubt that's legal where I am and I don't have any desire to do so but I can wonder
HamHockShortDock@reddit
Yeah, I was also confused but maybe she tasted the spices more than the meat. Pork is definitely way different from beef, I wouldn't think someone could mix up the two. It's fattier and if you've gone a long time without tasting it or if you never have, pork is probably surprisingly gamey.
lord_dude@reddit
Don´t listen to the comments op, i would devour this. I haven´t tried horse meat but i love the crystalized fat in corned beef 🤷♂️
LegalFan2741@reddit
It’s sweet and somehow similar to beef. Very lean. You don’t miss out on anything if you skip it. Rather just look at horses and pet them. They’re cute.
KrayzieBone187@reddit
I wasn't prepared for this
Top_Cod_7715@reddit
But a horse was
HeftyRelative7600@reddit
Amazing 👏
KrayzieBone187@reddit
mwagner26@reddit
thank god I live in America where I can get healthy foods like Burger King and McDonalds and Toad's Chip Beef/Corned Beef Combo Can.
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
There is a McDonald's in Ukraine. The nearest one is 226 km away from me. There is no Burger King. The nearest one is in Russia. 86 km if you walk across the front line, but I probably won't risk it
mwagner26@reddit
Honestly, you're probably better off eating the horse. (MY comment was supposed to be funny.)
S4ndmaan@reddit
GeorgeFromManagement@reddit
Good and intimidated horse
EggplantCareless7735@reddit
Only on intimidated horse is a good horse
TheMrsH1124@reddit
How is it? Horse meat is illegal in the US 😭
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
It's good that I don't live in the United States
TheMrsH1124@reddit
One of many cons. How's it taste? Someday I will experience it 🤞
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Maybe you can go to Canada and buy it? It looks like beef, I think
TheMrsH1124@reddit
I'm several thousand miles from Canada 😂😭
BaschRG@reddit
This reeks of trailer park lottery winner 20 year old.
Valhalla_Atcha_Boi@reddit
Ngl a room temp tin of horse meat would go down real smooth right now.
caniskipthispartplea@reddit
🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
CuttiestMcGut@reddit
Are you supposed to eat the layer of straight up fat off the top?
RUKiddingMeReddit@reddit
You are supposed to heat it up so it melts in. Kinda like corned beef hash.
dreamcast_90@reddit
And add some onions. Actually not too bad. Usually rationed to soldiers.
WeightLossGinger@reddit
Corned Horse Hash
debategate@reddit
Call me crazy, that sounds great
RUKiddingMeReddit@reddit
I'm sure it's really good. Fry it up with some potatoes and onions. Maybe a good loaf of bakery bread on the side.
FormingTheVoid@reddit
Nah, you're good. Horse meat is delicious. I've never had it out of a can, but I bet it's just like corned beef.
masterxkush98@reddit
Play a lot of DayZ and yall mfs make me wanna try some pâté
BaziJoeWHL@reddit
its just the lowest of the low liver pate
psycho_candy0@reddit
Its good. I had some pork pâté on a Banh Mi. Its super creamy in texture and depending on the spices used, adds a lot of flavor
g0_west@reddit
Sure does, it's confit horse right?
Telefragg@reddit
Pausterized meat can be really tasty, especially homemade. Have some buckwheat or rice as a side, pour and mix the melted fat into it.
Ok-Procedure738@reddit
TIHI
GodBlessAmerica776@reddit
elelec@reddit
Teehee
Turbulent_Pin_9392@reddit
empatheticsocialist1@reddit
Shukachuka
BilboBagginYoBitches@reddit
Sukamuka
J-M88@reddit
The layer of fat with corned beef forms because it’s hot when it’s sealed in the tin and when it cools down, the fat separates and then hardens
Takemyfishplease@reddit
I harden when your fat separates
J-M88@reddit
I appreciate your kind words
RUKiddingMeReddit@reddit
Yes, that is that is understood. At least I hope.
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
I don't eat
Soreal45@reddit
How do you not eat it? From the picture, it looks like the meat is caked in that shit.
RUKiddingMeReddit@reddit
It floats to the top, dude. It's fat.
Aromatic_Effects@reddit
Floats on what bro
RUKiddingMeReddit@reddit
That part that us water. Did you pay attention in 6th grade science?
Menoikeos@reddit
I love this level of needless aggression, when we can clearly see in the picture a fork full of the meat that is clearly carelessly mixed in with the layer of fat without an effort to separate it. I can't imagine what it would be like to argue with you over something important
Aromatic_Effects@reddit
I didn't even know there was a second picture until reading this. The first one was bad enough.
Reesewithoutaspoon2@reddit
Something important? IMPORTANT?! What the hell is more important than canned horse meat fat separation and/or mixing? Get your priorities straight, bucko
sticknotstick@reddit
Thank you for “I can’t imagine what it would be like to argue with you over something important”, that’s going in my bag for future use lmao
Aromatic_Effects@reddit
Yea but we were eating ham sandwiches for lunch not watered down companion animals.
RUKiddingMeReddit@reddit
Puree a few hot dogs, put them in the fridge, and see what happens.
defnotacyborg@reddit
The river of denial
abethebabe44@reddit
I'm so sorry but I read this in an east slavic accent .
Practical_Art969@reddit
During bad time we eat fat on bread. Now we give fat to dog.
noetkoett@reddit
During bad time also eat dog. Or neighbour.
Maclarion@reddit
Bad time, eat neighbor. Okey time, just eat neigh-bor.
noetkoett@reddit
In Mother Russia, both can taste horse-sho.
freddbare@reddit
Dog get fat first, neighbor too.
popje@reddit
What do you mean during bad time, slanina on bread is great
Late_Stage-Redditism@reddit
Energy drink for drink, vodka for food.
Arkond-@reddit
I was gonna ask who you think the western slavs are but then I remembered that Portugal exists.
Strange-Title-6337@reddit
He drinks gazoline, it haz mor kalories
jason360@reddit
😂 same here
cuck__everlasting@reddit
What gave it away
PenguinsPrincess78@reddit
This photo gives me anxiety
Sea_Tutor_9847@reddit
That's the seasoning. Eat it.
Stranger1982@reddit
Yes, if you want some of that sweet, sweet Reddit karma.
Jean-LucBacardi@reddit
Fuck me I thought it came with a layer of mashed potatoes on top.
rly_weird_guy@reddit
Kinda like potted shrimp, I tried another version with fish
Winterkirschenmann@reddit
If you're Confit-ent enough.
Ivan_srakatan@reddit
Guys, believe me, it's really delicious.
PLoxeus@reddit
Who even needs horses anymore we got cars
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
My stomach needs it
VoidAgent@reddit
Get out of here, Stalker!
jon_lcs@reddit
yodelsJr@reddit
The Cyrillic text on the can actually says "Tesco".
zneeszy@reddit
are you Mongolian
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
And you?
zneeszy@reddit
African descent
Echos_light@reddit
Therappyyyyyyyyy rnnnnnnnnn
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Relax and think positively
HoneyBeaIsBack@reddit
How is horse? I've never tried it.
nervez@reddit
no one ever asks why is horse?
OkiDokiPanic@reddit
It's like a very lean flavorful beef. It can be a bit stringy/fiberous when stewed, but horse steaks are some of the best you can eat.
(I'm from Belgium and we eat horse regularly.)
yangstyle@reddit
Tell me more about this. Horse is a regular staple in Belgium? You can buy steaks in the supermarket? Do you BBQ horse meat? I would certainly put some in my smoker but I don't think I can get it here in the US.
OkiDokiPanic@reddit
You can get it at the supermarket, butchers', markets, anyplace that sells meats. You can also get it at most frites shops as fries with meat stew is a very common and popular dish and the most popular one from Coertjens has horse instead of beef.
It's easier to find than duck. It's very lean so not a popular bbq meat.
svwer@reddit
Horse is very common in many countries in Europe. Get it every time I see it on the menu. Kangaroo too.
COYSBannedagain@reddit
Not the UK, mainly France and Belgium.
BushWishperer@reddit
Very common in Italy, especially more in the south. I used to snack on horse strips (like small strips of horse meat that were cooked in the oven or something called sfilacci di cavallo.
svwer@reddit
And Switzerland, Austria, Germany, etc.
Finding_the_Abyss@reddit
It's not really that common in germany, at least not around where I live.
You can buy it at the butcher (not most supermarkets) and it is eaten every once in a while, but more as a delicacy rather than a staple protein option, if you know what I mean.
svwer@reddit
Yeah I only saw it in 2 or 3 places in Bavaria region.
JamFarmer_87@reddit
Kangaroo was gross and oily.
svwer@reddit
Certainly not. It's extremely lean and very tender. Very much like camel or elk.
JamFarmer_87@reddit
Not what I had, unless the restaurant was selling fake exotic meats.
svwer@reddit
Or you never had it...
osmiumblue66@reddit
Elk is quite good.
yangstyle@reddit
Love elk.
Ok-Procedure738@reddit
Idk, sounds pretty gross and oily
miregalpanic@reddit
Gestern noch geritten, heute schon mit Fritten
1have2much3time@reddit
I've had horse in Japan on multiple occasions and this lines up exactly with my experience.
Horse is freaking delicious
LadySayes@reddit
horses are too intelligent to be eating
ItsOKtoFuckingSwear@reddit
Pigs are more intelligent than horses but mass amounts of pig are eaten in countries.
Comprehensive_Cup582@reddit
If intelligent then why food shaped?
Natasha_Gears@reddit
Then why are they made of food? If they were so smart they would be made of depleted uranium and neuro toxins.
RUKiddingMeReddit@reddit
So are cows, but I eat them anyway.
Baelish2016@reddit
Mammals in general are too smart to eat.
BenlovesBud@reddit
Not as smart as pigs
LadySayes@reddit
yeah, eating either is morally wrong.
MozartTheCat@reddit
Eating their meat is not morally wrong. Factory farming is morally wrong.
saulhrnndz@reddit
No it’s not
Pitiful_Conflict7031@reddit
Everything you eat a pig thats like animal as smart as 5 year old. Like eating children.
faatbuddha@reddit
Exactly. Hypocritical.
Skiumbra@reddit
This checks out. I'm from a country where ostrich is an option, and it's also a lean meat. Haven't tried horse before personally, but I grew up riding them, so I have some idea of the anatomy and fat distribution.
ArtsyDarksy@reddit
Not doing very well, based on the size of the can.
bely_medved13@reddit
I had horse at a wedding in Kyrgyzstan. The flavor was like a very mild beef. Less gamey (weird because obviously beef isn't gamey), but nothing special, IMHO. I found the texture to be sort of off-putting because it's more tender and smoother than beef or mutton, but that was likely also due to the way it was prepared, which was poached in a mild broth with noodles and root vegetables, a traditional Kyrgyz dish.
I'm definitely curious about what a horse steak is like, but not curious enough to go out of my way.
SwissMargiela@reddit
We eat it with often with bernaise sauce and it’s super good
soggydave2113@reddit
Had it for the first time in Iceland. Pretty good honestly.
Wheeeler@reddit
Horse is good, just graduated, now look for job
SirStocksAlott@reddit
From the looks of the can, horse is not doing well.
SalsaDraugur@reddit
Kinda like gamey beef. I mostly eat ground horse since I'm too cheap to buy beef, also horse sausages tend to agree more with my digestion than lamb/pork
rts93@reddit
In canned form it probably tastes like canned pork which tastes like canned chicken which tastes like canned beef.
Acegonia@reddit
It's like a super lean, very slightly gamer protein. I are horse regularly in Iceland. Mostly horse sausages/smoked hotels sausages which were fuckin deli ious, no notes
But also horse steak with humar (l'angostines) basically Icelandic surf and turf.
Id say horse steak has a kind of velvety texture. Not better than beef steak, but definitely enjoyable.
Substantial-Low@reddit
Where can I get some canned horse meat? I need to try it.
gigatigga2@reddit
enjoy the sanctions
Positive_Sign_5269@reddit
Times are tough in Ukraine right now. Breakfast of champions
xJBug@reddit
I’m tripping do people actually eat horse
Skittypokemon@reddit
More common in europe (though, in my country, pig, cow and chicken are still wayy more common). Here in the Netherlands when i was younger and my mom took me to the butcher i’d always get a small slice of horse sausage
TacticalHog@reddit
there's a reason its not popular xD much more tough/gamey than we're used to
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
No, it’s AI art
Bp2Create@reddit
Kirstae@reddit
I checked your other posts, do you eat like this because you have to or because you want to?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
I like strange food
pocketfrisbee@reddit
Yeah dude I’d try this for sure. Life is all about experiences
Spacedoutworlder@reddit
Bro eats like the last two hundred years didn’t happen.
TheGreatStories@reddit
Must be British
TheReverendsRequest@reddit
He eats like this because they happened.
LadislavAU@reddit
Surely you’re meant to heat that up and not eat the solidified fat 😭
miregalpanic@reddit
Not necessarily. Leberwurst in jars can have that solidified fat and is not supposed to be heated. I mean, it is spreadable.
Skepsis93@reddit
The fat on top is an extra seal to prevent contamination, a pretty ancient meat preservation method. You can eat it, but that's not it's main purpose.
miregalpanic@reddit
It's completely common to eat fat like that, and not a absurdly gross thing at all like the overly dramatic people in this thread make it out to be, is the point.
zatalak@reddit
You spread it on the bread under the meat, it's delicious
bino420@reddit
i wonder if the layer of fat is traditional and it used to be required for the preparation/preservation process, but modern technology like sterilization & canning have rendered the fat (heh) relatively unnecessary, so the fat has now become a requirement to be the food item known as "[the word for Eastern European-style, wet, preserved horsemeat]"... 🤤
zach0011@reddit
Y'all are being way to analytical about this. Fat adds flavor and calories. There's no reason to remove fat that was there naturally from cooking the product.
Skepsis93@reddit
Horse meat is pretty lean, I wouldn't expect that much fat to render out of horse meat while cooking.
Here is an online description of one product that lists beef fat as an ingredient, which is what I suspect is poured over top during the canning process.
HardLithobrake@reddit
You can eat tushonka cold.
Acegonia@reddit
Yes but if he does that, how can he pretend he is 'punisher' adjacent- like when the punisher ate a tiny can of tuna with a big knife????
Mathfanforpresident@reddit
He's punisher adjacent by showing that he even has the availability to purchase canned horse meat.
Even_Entrepreneur_58@reddit
Extremely unnecessary and dangerous
RatherGoodDog@reddit
Mmm, horse butter. For your bread (bread not included).
kosenov@reddit
You have no idea how delicious cold canned meat is
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Why? Canned food is not from the refrigerator
SouthernZucchini8131@reddit
Bro you're eating it wrong lmao that's disgusting straight up. You melt the fat by heating up the can in warm water before opening. It's on the side of the can.
EyeQfTheVoid@reddit
What if he likes it like that?
SouthernZucchini8131@reddit
Then im calling putin myself to have this man sent to the gulag
Xfuck1tX@reddit
diejesus@reddit
He means that then you wouldn't need to eat gross cold fat, you could drink it instead
3godeth@reddit
What would you compare horse meat to? Is it more similar to beef or pork? Honestly looks kinda fuckin good and I’m afraid of horses anyways so it wouldn’t make me feel as guilty lol
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Probably more like beef
mrwioo@reddit
That supposed to be heated up or....??
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Where can I warm up canned food at the zoo?
VeryDefinitionOfFail@reddit
This may be the funniest comment I've ever read. I know you aren't meaning it to be, but the fact that eating canned horse meat at a zoo with solidified fat is normal to you is hilarious. And you question why someone would ask about warming it up 😭😂
coolguyhentaisenpai@reddit
In places like siberia. Young wild horses tend to die over the harsh winters so they slaughter them and use them wholey and effeciently rather than end up some romantic frozen corpse on the tundra. So, normal is relative but we dont have to be so serious about it either. The timing and nonchalant delivery IS hilarious.
VeryDefinitionOfFail@reddit
Yeah I just mean it's normal for him to eat canned food at a zoo (not even speaking of the horse meat) but it's not normal to warm up solidified fat and mix it in 😂
syst3m1c@reddit
I love it so much
jason360@reddit
At the zoo????
aenteus@reddit
You can take the crosstown bus if it’s raining or it’s cold.
But animals will love it, if you do.
kiddo2211@reddit
Oh good god this is gonna be an adventure
Lifeloverme@reddit
where do you think he got that horse from?
jason360@reddit
So kinda like that time I went to the jelly belly factory?
Alewort@reddit
In the elephant's colon?
Evil_Mini_Cake@reddit
What zoo??
MarsScully@reddit
The microwave?
idontknowjuspickone@reddit
syst3m1c@reddit
I don’t know why but the fact that you are eating this at the zoo just makes everything 100% more amazing.
mrwioo@reddit
Use the sun
krustykranberry@reddit
What the shit
ConstantSond@reddit
look like you are supposed to heat it up
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
Jedi_Bish@reddit
Who thinks this is cool? Honestly people don’t need to treat themselves like this…
Born_Theme_8932@reddit
Pfeffi-Ultra@reddit
Had a can of that. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever had and I usually like horse. But then: Who the fuck drinks white monster? It tastes of nothing.
Blackdeath_663@reddit
White monster energy is the only good flavour they have what are you on about
IHateBankJobs@reddit
Wrong. The Blue Hawaiian Zero Sugar is above all
Pfeffi-Ultra@reddit
I'm currently revisiting all flavors again because they were on sale to adjust my previous rating (I got a spreadsheet for that). White sits at a rating of 2 (tastes like water) and shares its last place with Ultra Strawberry for not tasting like strawberry and being an insult to its description. Current winners are Ultra Peach and Ultra Watermelon with a 4.5 respectively, followed by Absolutely Zero (Black/Blue) and Ultra Fiesta Mango with 4 respectively. Most are 3 and 3.5.
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
If it's sold in every Ukrainian supermarket, it means someone is drinking
Finding_the_Abyss@reddit
I'm not a monster/energy drinker myself, but afaik white monster is one of the more popular ones.
Can on comment on it's intensity compared to other options? Kinda curious :D
Pfeffi-Ultra@reddit
Monster varies from region to region. Here in Germany it should have about 300mg of caffeine, so about 3 cups of coffee. I drink it over the span of 3 hours, because my kidneys are very damaged, but it's okay, the dosage feels fine to me. I'm a chipper little feller when I got my Monstar. Don't mix with alcohol, that's dumb as hell and don't slam one after another. Kid in the US died one day because of it. It's unlikely this would happen unless you have pre-existing conditions, but not knowing about any doesn't mean you don't have any, so do be careful. I love a can after a workout and the L-carnitine (not sure how much the concentration is) would be good in that respect too. Tastes a lot better than any Rockstar. I recall I used to like Reign better but it's not available anymore as it seems.
Pfeffi-Ultra@reddit
Yeah it's one of the most available flavors. But then most people seem to have shit taste.
Spare-Builder-355@reddit
bro, go home, warm it up mix with some grechka and it's going to be decent meal. Don't wast a decent can of tushenka.
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
I try to eat less carbohydrates
TheNo1pencil@reddit
Nooooooo
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Yes!
Capital_Resident_872@reddit
I've never seen such a posting history quite as Eastern European as this guy's.
HotDogSeeker@reddit
I'd try it
Canelosaurio@reddit
"I slaughtered this horse last Tuesday. I'm afraid she's startin to turn."
pinchematto@reddit
We’re in a tight spot!
aenteus@reddit
Oof, mah hair!
Canelosaurio@reddit
SirRonaldBiscuit@reddit
wtf, this stuff again?
Various_Artistss@reddit
Is that in the tesco meal deal by any chance?
Glum_Animator_5887@reddit
Horse meat seems illegal
RGBread@reddit
Ofc we can't think outside US
Glum_Animator_5887@reddit
From the UK actually....so good one
usarasa@reddit
poofynamanama123@reddit
when I went to Iceland I ate horse meat in a restaraunt then I went Horse rising the next day
the horses name was Pjokkur
LargePersimmon1991@reddit
потихоньку, прорвемся, устраивает
ToggleMoreOptions@reddit
Couldn't call it Chevelle? That wouldn't get you enough clicks
Satorius96@reddit
why does shittyfoodporn love horsemeat all of a sudden?
MuchAligned38@reddit
IndependantFence@reddit
I loved the first post, and I’m loving the second one friend. Keep up the good meals!
MatsGry@reddit
You have to heat it up! Then it’s better
YeshuasBananaHammock@reddit
Access to Heaven REVOKED
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Great. Are there any horses in hell?
BumblingMormon@reddit
All dogs go to heaven, all horses go to hell
TouristSuspicious-@reddit
If so they're pre cooked
khelekmir@reddit
White ultra monster? Eww
TraditionalClub6337@reddit
You posted horse meat and sugar free energy drink yesterday i guess you are one hit wonder
Bright_Curve3078@reddit
Waiter, there's some meat in my fat!
Previous_Mirror_222@reddit
jesus christ
TotalInstruction@reddit
Monster sells in Russia? Guess I’ll cross that off my list.
denn23rus@reddit
Yes, almost all Western brands exist in Russia, they are usually imported from neighboring countries, so they are a little more expensive than before. I saw Monster Energy for 300 rubles, that's about $4.50
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
You're not an idiot. Don't humiliate yourself
Night_Bruxa@reddit
Їжа богів лол
IQueliciuous@reddit
Bro its you again?
Seriously who in their right mind eats not just canned meat but HORSE meat?
You genuinely need Jesus mate.
callmeVertox@reddit
Horse meat is popular in Central Asia and also uncommon in Western Europe
ExtremelyOnlineTM@reddit
Just say nay.
astrongnaut@reddit
just say neigh to gambling!
medted22@reddit
flash2: selling horse meat 240 gp ea
Maxed_Zerker@reddit
Funnily enough, horses are considered strange mythological creatures in the world of RuneScape.
British_Ballsack@reddit
But then it'll be litrally impossible to get rich on today's wage.
Gambling is the only chance i have.
Jk
Minecraft_Launcher@reddit
It’s a runescape reference lol
RUKiddingMeReddit@reddit
ExcellentWolf@reddit
Oh, nay neigh.
AnimatedBasketcase@reddit
I wonder if Russian monster states different compared to the American version…
denn23rus@reddit
this is not Russian
dreaperf4@reddit
That's the diet of someone who is says away to get drafted to fight in a Special Military Operation.
TurtleNamedHerb@reddit
Kittiemeow8@reddit
Conscious-Paper3543@reddit
thats life 🤟😎
Sharp-Potential5955@reddit
Brother if I see one more horse meat it’ll finally have be unsubscribing from this sub
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
There are several more producers of canned horse meat in Ukraine. And I want to try them all
Sharp-Potential5955@reddit
Godspeed to you. I hope you enjoy. Are meat horses fattened up like domestic chickens and cows? I want to die
mopxhead@reddit
OGLikeablefellow@reddit
Wait until they find out about the horsemeat crypto
JosephMadeCrosses@reddit
Adventurous_Reach354@reddit
my pfp says it all
Zelnite@reddit
More horsepower for your runs.
Kalaphar@reddit
What’s up with the influx of horse meat here?
ElPolakkko@reddit
a_angry_bunny@reddit
Sorry, the opportunity presented itself.
cms86@reddit
I love it here
Light2Darkness@reddit
Is this what they're serving in the frontlines out east?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Canned meat and porridge are what tourists and military eat. It's always been like that
Light2Darkness@reddit
Never knew that.
KratosOfSparta08@reddit
You ate the fat and all?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
I didn't eat fat, I ate meat under it
EntertainmentOld6634@reddit
with no slice of bread? not gonna lie but that looks f delicious
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Yes, I don't eat bread
MrRabbitofCaerbannog@reddit
Do you live in gulag?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Fortunately, no
meatmybeat42069@reddit
Why?
YoureSpecial@reddit
Save the lard and use it to fry pommes frites the classic way.
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Ugh!
varmeer@reddit
I’ve been so confused by the posts with a can of horse meat. Where does one find a can and is it good?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
I'm in Ukraine. Maybe you can buy online from Kazakhstan or Mongolia?
AppUnwrapper1@reddit
Why
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Why not?
Spirited-Whole-6246@reddit
Where get?
farficshitter@reddit
Some sort of Russian country it seems
yetanotherblonde@reddit
OP mentioned Ukraine, but I guess you’re not wrong 😭
TheFourTruthz@reddit
Ukraine ain't Russia
MintyPinkDreams@reddit
This is even worse than yesterday. All that fat 🤮
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
It tastes better than yesterday's canned food
PureYouth@reddit
Please stop doing this
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Stop eating?
madwolli@reddit
Dudes this slaps so hard, and to let you know in Ukraine canned meat is top tier , OP смачного 🍻
DoctorManchu@reddit
I think you win the sub for the day
ResponsibleShop9207@reddit
🤮 Please just at least honor the animal by cooking it right
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
I don't respect horses. They stink
LatterParty182@reddit
how was it?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Quite well
shameonyounancydrew@reddit
Somebody shops at Myers Super Foods!
uhuuuh262@reddit
What the actual fuck
Quantum_Corpse@reddit
Бро зупинися
raben-herz@reddit
I know it's almost certainly supposed to be heated up, but honestly, I can see that work on rye bread.
...
God, I've really lived in Denmark for too long.
Unit_79@reddit
Absolutely fucking vile. That horse meat deserves an actual drink alongside it.
BAMspek@reddit
Yall. Stop.
slashinhobo1@reddit
My stomach hurts and im not the one eating.
thatrandomauschain@reddit
Are you ok OP? Who hurt you.
meinherrings@reddit
Medieval_Mind@reddit
You’re meant to heat it up mate
Krondon57@reddit
Quirked up chungus
Hendrix6927@reddit
ToYits821@reddit
What the fuck is wrong with you
Disastrous-Chard-502@reddit
Is it good?
FjordFjard@reddit
Unironically been wanting to try horse meat for a long time, specifically canned. How would you describe the flavor?
Brief-Inflation1202@reddit
VectorLog@reddit
Im sorry
granlurk1@reddit
This picture is violently Slavic
Infinite_Incident_62@reddit
A horse died for nothing
Theperfectool@reddit
Same dude from yesterday? Energy drinks and horse meat meta?!
Ayotrumpisracist@reddit
I think i'm going to fucking cry
Chitose17@reddit
You are a legend idk why this sub is so grossed out, this is what I wanna see
s0_Ca5H@reddit
I’m sincerely curious, what does horse meat taste like? Is it really gamey because of their muscle mass?
AnarchGoblin@reddit
Escape from Tarkov meal pt.2
not-a-d0g@reddit
What, no jellybeans?
guy_rocco@reddit
Why do you do this to yourself?
StandOutLikeDogBalls@reddit
I’d at least try it if I could get such a thing in the U.S.
PurpIeSus@reddit
gengis khan special
Krimreaper1@reddit
Mr. Horse what did you think of this meal?
jdoeanon9@reddit
Where does one find canned horse meat 😂
kfscudd@reddit
I’m officially telling Reddit to show me fewer posts like this
SamuelCish@reddit
This is some scav shit.
thomstevens420@reddit
I’m loving the canned horse meat and energy drink trend lately
Megaminimaxi@reddit
The breakfast of champions
poweredbynikeair@reddit
Yall gotta stop
CauliflowerHealthy20@reddit
How much protein in this
YeOldMate@reddit
I haven't had it canned, but I didn't hate horse meat when I tried it, stir fried it was pretty good
The horse offal hot pot wasn't as good, but by no means disgusting
over_thinking93@reddit
Poor baby
Relative_Yesterday70@reddit
Another day of horse meat. We need to send you something better. Maybe some spam?
Emotional-Photo-642@reddit
Hainnn
alexnoyle@reddit
I mean, it looks better than your last can of horse meat, but that's not saying much.
oif2010vet@reddit
Isn’t that the brand that Reggie Dinkins was the spokesperson for for 20 years?
aaki2@reddit
first post on this sub that genuinely made me wanna puke
SpiteBadger@reddit
I would like to try that horse meat
tlibra@reddit
🤮
dinosaurscantyoyo@reddit
EarnYourBoneSpurs@reddit
As a regular deviled ham user I feel both attacked and intrigued by this can of off-white.
ToriEvergreen@reddit
I don't like this
ThatIestyn@reddit
I wanted to cross post to ratemymealdeal
YessahBlessah808@reddit
Is horse cheaper than other meat?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
No, chicken meat is the cheapest and most popular in Ukraine
Buttercup4869@reddit
Cannot speak for the Eastern European case but in the cases, where I bought horse for stews it tended to be more expensive than supermarket beef and roughly in the same range if not a bit more expensive than better beef.
It is more of a specialty product around here though.
External-Ad-6098@reddit
What’s the protein ?
miregalpanic@reddit
Horse meat, please do try to keep up
External-Ad-6098@reddit
No how many grams of protein does it contain.
Fluffy_History@reddit
If thete has ever been a cry for help....
ExcellentWolf@reddit
Oh, nay neigh.
LagiacrusHunter@reddit
Get out of here stalker!
Lockenhart@reddit
I call this the breakfast of a Kazakh femboy
sexybunnylawyer@reddit
Wow last season of Bojack got dark
turdfurgy69@reddit
I know a stalker when I see one
skin_n_thread@reddit
Stop it with the horse meat
Florim579@reddit
r/pferdesindkacke
sprikkle@reddit
Horse meat is not bad at all. Everybody in here complaining about that fat. Just scoop it off and its good!
LadySayes@reddit
Thank god I’m not russian
NedKellysWelder@reddit
That's not Russian.
LadySayes@reddit
I am a dumb American, I see Cyrillic and assume it’s russian; my apologies
NedKellysWelder@reddit
I'm an American, too. Just not a dumb one.
LadySayes@reddit
NedKellysWelder@reddit
You literally called yourself dumb and you're trying to make me feel some type of way for saying I'm not?
Fucks sake, lighten up.
LadySayes@reddit
Way to overreact to a gif; I was just pointing out how absolutely silly it was of you to feel the need to comment “I’m not dumb tho” when literally nobody asked you.
NedKellysWelder@reddit
Alright, I'm done here. You can find someone else to get into an argument with this early in the day.
LadySayes@reddit
not even arguing lol, also free palestine
NedKellysWelder@reddit
Exactly, from the river to the sea.
LadySayes@reddit
hell yeah
NedKellysWelder@reddit
No, you said that because you assumed I was a zionidt for being Jewish. Go fuck yourself.
deviantdevil80@reddit
Don't feel too dumb, Russia has several brands of the same exact thing.
LoyalRoyalist@reddit
The writing on the packaging is in ukrainian
Nixx177@reddit
That looks like a huge amount of fat innit?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Fat only on top
ChefAsstastic@reddit
f1lth4f1lth@reddit
Own-Buffalo1445@reddit
Squidgyboot123@reddit
Is the OP Alistair Overeem?
the-skazi@reddit
Slavs are built different
donkeyrocket@reddit
roseorrueorlaurel@reddit
Are you ok
Known_Resolution_428@reddit
Who tf kills a horse to eat it
krefik@reddit
How do you eat a horse without killing it first?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Having eaten alive?
84theone@reddit
The mongols would drink small amounts of blood from their living horses as a survival method when campaigning around Asia.
Known_Resolution_428@reddit
I’m not asking that.
forameus2@reddit
Carefully.
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Judging by the data from Wikipedia, the United States kills more than 100,000 horses a year for meat. More than 4 million horses are killed every year in the world
_Broatmeal_@reddit
Yeah or even a cow /s
Aptom_4@reddit
"I'm sorry. I had two white monsters this morning and I let them create a third."
thisismybandname@reddit
deviantdevil80@reddit
LeMatDamonCarbine@reddit
Is this the mane dish?
legato2@reddit
Nice. I had some horse sashimi and a white monster the other day. It’s good for developing more horse power.
Dollar_Bills@reddit
A construction worker with "a bitch ex-wife" is eating that for lunch somewhere.
Oniichan38@reddit
Wake up brother, new recurring character just got released on kitchencels
EquivalentSnap@reddit
Omg why 😭😭
Sophyska@reddit
Harrowing
bodhidharma132001@reddit