Anon about cucumbers
Posted by Neural_Netw0rk@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 39 comments
Posted by Neural_Netw0rk@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 39 comments
SpasticCastle@reddit
FALSE. I have two fully intact, homoerotic cucumbers in my kitchen right now
Those little sluts don't even know what's coming
HitIerWasWrong@reddit
Double-headed, one might say.
pricebre000@reddit
Real. But still gay.
Prestigious_Wrap_932@reddit
I read this in the voice of Terry from “Solar Opposites”
🤭
Technical-Earth-3254@reddit
Real and Gay?
CuTTyFL4M@reddit
Luckyyy, I miss my cucumber stash, I could resort to bananas but that's too racially charged for me.
Also, way smaller. The irony.
Icebear_GER@reddit
Its because Americans are to dtupid and fat to do even the most simple task
wabbitt37@reddit
Regular person: It's women shoving them up their chooch.
4chan: It's guys shoving it up their ass.
4chan never beating the allegations
philmarcracken@reddit
og 4chainz was always full of gays/furry. ironic that /pol/ would 'move in' and they actually prefer that. the outside world is accepting of them until the point of inconvenience, so direct hatred is preferable.
-Ein@reddit
A rotting cucumber with a shitty comdom on it is much less embarrassing than a dildo
Mr__Castle_@reddit
Gotta up your game to zucchinis.
GeneralBurg@reddit
Butternut squash
necropaw@reddit
those 10lb tubes of hamburger
Kool-aid_Crusader@reddit
Shove a gold bar up there, it's cheaper
50calBanana@reddit
And here I thought people were using eggplants
Kur0d4@reddit
Gay: Trump thinking a lot about what gay people are doing in their free time.
Fake: President doesn't have this kind of centralized authority. This would almost certainly result in groceries fighting this all the way to the Supreme Court.
AnalysisParalysis85@reddit
Hilarious if real.
Wouldn't it also drastically reduce how long you can store them?
Starfire123547@reddit
yes, real reason is its for disabled people that cant cut their own veggies or people with excess money that are just that lazy/in a pinch with time.
They go bad super quick, kinda like how shredded lettuce browns in days vs a head of lettuce can be good for two weeks in my fridge.
Prestigious_Wrap_932@reddit
The Circumcision Industrial Complex has gone too far!
✂️ 🍆
AsparagusTrick1391@reddit
Well is it gay if I imagine the cucumber as a woman's cock?
UpbeatRegister@reddit
New cucumber-smuggling Al Capone is about to drop.
Relative-Rub1634@reddit
"I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. Still want to show me your cucumber?"
leekup01@reddit
His avatar is a cucumber shape. Let’s chop him up too.
ZheWeasel@reddit
Fuck, first you took bananas, now im not even allowed to eat cucumbers.... whats next? carrots?
Valuable-Chipmunk784@reddit
Can't even chow down some spotted dick or dog's willy these days without Americans calling you gay, blimey
SaibaPunkTrunks@reddit
Page 1 of Project 2025.
Valuable-Chipmunk784@reddit
We found out my brother was gay when we found a cucumber in his room that he had put in his anus. I was like "Yuck, I was going to eat that but now it's going to taste like cucumber."
bannabananabanna@reddit
im more into pineapples myself
Imgayhajkthatsgross@reddit
Fellas
Is it being a bigot to not want your adult children to fuck themselves in the ass with a cucumber in the house you pay for?
dude_don-exil-em@reddit
For sandwiches
circlejerker2000@reddit
No nonononono ...way too easy, it must be the geys
Newtoniac@reddit
I'm pretty sure that by "cut cucumbers" trump meant circumcised
echetus90@reddit
It can't be because burger people are too fat, lazy and stupid to chop their own cucumbers. That definitely couldn't be the reason that cucumbers are now sold prechopped.
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kiddrekt@reddit
Think that's going to stop me from depositing these in my ass like a coin slot?
ZyklonFart@reddit
What part of the Talmud commanded this?
ParticularConcept548@reddit
President that actually doing what he said. What?
HefflumpGuy@reddit
I salute our Supreme Commander Trump on that decision