What the most outlandish lie that one kid at school told?

Posted by Gold_Dust_0709@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 350 comments

I think at some point in school, we all came across a "Billy bullshitter". Someone who'd make out their brother was a Premier League footballer, or they were an orphan and they lived in a caravan by themselves despite the fact their mum picked them up every day, and they lived across the street from you.

What's the strangest lie they made up, to the point that even in your child/teenage mind you know it was complete and utter bollocks?