What the most outlandish lie that one kid at school told?
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I think at some point in school, we all came across a "Billy bullshitter". Someone who'd make out their brother was a Premier League footballer, or they were an orphan and they lived in a caravan by themselves despite the fact their mum picked them up every day, and they lived across the street from you.
What's the strangest lie they made up, to the point that even in your child/teenage mind you know it was complete and utter bollocks?
ThrowRA-Illuminate27@reddit
One girl told us that Mozart was her great great great grandfather (he wasn't, obviously).
kmcv93@reddit
I won a year's supply of Harry Potter sweets from the Beano when I was 10. That part is true.
By the time I got to school, my winnings had evolved to meeting the cast at Alnwick castle, Rupert Grint was now my boyfriend, and Tom Felton was my sister's boyfriend. Everyone asked for autographs so I spent the night scribbling autographs on little scraps of paper to distribute the next day.
kmcv93@reddit
Oh, and I also wrote songs for S Club Juniors!
Spoon-Fed-Badger@reddit
Michael Jackson landed an air balloon in his back garden on his 10th birthday - sorry Simon, had to share this. It’s been a secret too long!
hamstertoybox@reddit
My friend in primary school told me she was friends with Michael Jackson and he was going to take us all to Disney World. Being a gullible child, I totally believed her.
In retrospect, I’m glad that never happened.
bethjnott@reddit
This is so funny because I have a similar story but I was the kid who told everyone I was related to Michael jackson, just because we have the same surname, and I promised my friends they could meet him. I was 9 or 10 😭
hhfugrr3@reddit
When I was at school there were a couple of notorious liars but by far the worst liar was this one boy whose name I sadly no longer remember. I can only remember one from school but there's a couple post school worth recalling.
He claimed his brother got drunk and signed him up for the Army as a joke. The Army training instructor had attended his home, the evening before he told this lie to drop off his new uniform, boots and gun. We were 12 at the time.
I bumped into him in a pub in town - obvs after we'd left school. He claimed to own the butchers across the road. It was a weird claim as the butchers had been there longer than any of us had been alive and was owned by a well known "metric martyr"... one of the silly old duffers who refused to sell produce in metric for some reason and so were always being fined by trading standards.
I bumped into him again about 18 months later in the same pub. This time he was acting all broody and told me that he wasn't in a good place due to his experiences serving in the Army in Iraq where he'd seen lots of death and destruction. He'd also been involved in a brutal attack that had wiped out some of his comrades in arms - the attack was real because it had been in the news. He had apparently forgotten that at the time of that attack, he'd been in that very same pub with me claiming he owned the butchers shop across the road... which he still didn't own and he still wasn't in the Army.
Western-Mall5505@reddit
I wonder why people do this.
hhfugrr3@reddit
I can only assume they want to make themselves sound important. I've nothing against a bit of exaggeration to make a story more entertaining but how they expect anyone to believe such massive stonking lies is beyond me.
Current_Fly9337@reddit
My son has a friend who is a compulsive liar. They’re in their teens now and it’s wearing a bit thin on the lads. I know this kid has a bit of a shit life and keep trying to tell him that he’s not doing it out of malice, he just wants his life to sound more special than it actually is.
CMR1891@reddit
The problem is, it’s unlikely that they will ever change and the older they get, the more ridiculous the lies will get and the more manipulative they will be. I had a friend like this. It started off harmless. She’s now a mother of three and has accused multiple people of sexual assault and other crimes even though the proof that these things did not happen are on CCTV. She’s also lied about major illnesses. Her kids have now started with the lying. I used to pity her, but there’s only so much people can stand for
Current_Fly9337@reddit
Oh that is rough. I do hope this lad gets away from his current life and thrives. He’s got a good heart, he’s just been dealt a shit hand.
Sparky833@reddit
Some of these kids aren't able to articulate just how bad things are and how humiliated they are by things at home, abd they think everyone will hate them if they disclose, so they just decide to lie because they would literally rather be anybody else but themselves. This is so sad and makes for some really disconnected teens and adults!
funkmachine7@reddit
Its funny to spin a tall tale.
ATSOAS87@reddit
They were really up in arms over this in the 90s. Or whenever the big kerfuffle over turning metric took place.
sapphire-sky-dragon@reddit
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fit-Newspaper-5759@reddit
He said he was a commercial pilot. Age 14
SuperExstatic@reddit
Worked with a guy who told everyone he had a fight with Macaulay Culkin over the last mars bar in a shop in Bow
Same guy also claimed he saved his mum from the 9/11 attacks by using their secret tunnel under the Atlantic
He also had an affair with avril lavine which started when she was playing a club in west London and he was the head doorman
Amongst other things he was a gun expert , rode for the IMPS motorcycle stunt display team ( he was about 30st so probably bigger than the bike ) , had qualifications in most jobs but chose to work a minimum wage council job
scriptkiddie1337@reddit
A secret tunnel under the Atlantic? We need an expert here to weigh up the cost and time of doing such a thing
Mikeyblue91@reddit
If we use the Channel Tunnel as our guideline for time/cost of building undersea tunnels…
The Channel Tunnel took 6 years to build, and cost about £12billion in today’s money - for a distance of 50km.
The distance between the UK and the US is a little over 100 times that - so 600 years to build a tunnel costing about £1.2trillion, or about 9% of the net worth of the whole of the UK
dbltax@reddit
There's also the consideration that the English Channel is only 200ft deep, but the North Atlantic averages around 12,000ft deep.
IntrepidMaybe8579@reddit
And the added costs of doing that would be x1000000 because the strength of materials would have to be way stronger and we would have to invest in ways to actually go down deep enough to start building lol
claypolejr@reddit
Plus the expense of all the Little Chefs every 50 miles.
Kafkaofsalford@reddit
It's just numbers mate
Overall_Gap_5766@reddit
Much shallower at the beach though, so I'd probably start and end it there (on opposite sides of course)
scriptkiddie1337@reddit
r/theydidthemath
No-Locksmith6662@reddit
OK, now I'm intrigued. The autopsy of what/who?
SuperExstatic@reddit
The Grandfather or father patriarch of the family I can’t remember the exact details but there was something absurd every day with this guy even when someone confronted him about the bullshit he would never go back on what he said and admit he’s talking shit
He did actually do something I can’t remember if he gave someone cpr or managed to catch a bag snatcher which no one at work believed until someone came into work to give him a certificate and some sort of reward which sort of made him feel like he had credibility for all his other stories 😂
Navy_Rum@reddit
‘Worked with a guy who told everyone he had a fight with Macaulay Culkin over the last mars bar in a shop in Bow.’
This cracks me up.😂
Kann0n2@reddit
My brother pulled a sicky and rang school to tell them, and I shit you not, his dumbass said he had meningitis. Imagine the panic that caused. Looking back, fucking hilarious.
IntrepidMaybe8579@reddit
Is this a deadly ilness? I swear i heard this a million times unless my mum was being worried to the extreme and saying every cold i got was meningitus
Living-Pin-4538@reddit
Meningitis can kill you, it can also result in blood poisoning and loss of limbs. Your mum clearly had no idea what Meningitis was.
Jaded_Creative_101@reddit
Two of my school friends lost siblings to meningitis. It is brutal. If not correctly diagnosed, and treated, fast it can have devastating consequences including death.
IntrepidMaybe8579@reddit
Doesnt surprise me lol i have to try to cough silently around here and im 25 now lol
thombthumb84@reddit
Student has died today from it. Not the first this year.
There are different types of meningitis, some are less contagious, but one are trivial
Sleepybeez@reddit
I got hit by a car outside the school gates when I was fourteen. One kid decided to spread a rumour that my head fell off and rolled down the road. So many kids believed it until I returned after half term.
TheTallGuy1992@reddit
Should have come back to school with a load of sellotape around your neck.
lightzaiba@reddit
Might be showing my age here. But I remember a kids book of scary stories where a family had ribbons around their necks and it turned out it was because their heads were detached. I hope someone else out here remembers that. Gave me proper nightmares!
UglyFilthyDog@reddit
That would actually be so sick
Important-Tea0@reddit
He was the manager of One Direction. He was 9 🤣
Scary-Information-94@reddit
I had a kid in my primary school tell everyone in the classic “show and tell” that his dad got his arm bitten off by a wolf.
We anxiously waited for a one armed man to bowl into the classroom only for the kid to tell us his dad couldn’t come because he was at work.
His old man’s profession? Scaffolder.
Goregoat69@reddit
Ahh, so his arm was actually bitten off by a fellow scaffolder, then.
Scary-Information-94@reddit
Blokes on site called him Wolf.
Darthblaker7474@reddit
Wolfie.
Scary-Information-94@reddit
There’s looking older and there’s that.
TraditionalBread_@reddit
I told people my grandad was the person who unearthed Tutankhamen and that he brought me back a cursed scarab from the tomb. My nana and grandad went to see the pyramids on holiday that summer and brought me back a cheap metal scarab beetle lmao
Inevitable-Debt4312@reddit
Well, that’s pretty imaginative.
TraditionalBread_@reddit
I got super into ancient Egypt that year, after a particularly engaging episode of Horrible Histories. I read SO many fiction and non-fiction books on ancient Egypt, I was obsessed!
Fist-sized-river-roc@reddit
God I'm so old that the Horrible History references are now about the TV shows, not the books 😭👵
Inevitable-Debt4312@reddit
I don’t know if this is of any interest?
https://www.barnsley-museums.com/whats-on/cleopatra-and-the-queens-of-egypt-exhibition
Electronic-Country63@reddit
So great to meet a descendent of the Earl of Carnarvon!
bitterlemon80@reddit
My six year old has a friend who does this a lot, the recent ones are -
He has a full size monster truck and ran over his dad.
He bounced so high on his trampoline that he went to the moon and had lunch with aliens.
He has a giant pet squirrel that he rides around his garden.
Fortunately I have managed to convince my son that Billy is talking crap.
Limp_Mix5958@reddit
I know who you mean, and he is telling the truth. I'm his dad.
targetsbots@reddit
It's true, I'm his truck.
Suspicious_Banana255@reddit
It's true, I'm the alien, we had space crumpets.
MurderousButterfly@reddit
You cant take a 6yr old to a space strip club!
Arglezhbonk@reddit
It’s true, I’m the giant squirrel
MurderousButterfly@reddit
My 6 ye old also has a friend that makes up a lot of shit:
He commutes to school every day from Australia (we are in the UK)
He has real life pokemon at his house.
His dad let him drive the car to Tesco on his own. He bought milk and then drove home again.
One Halloween he actually met a werewolf and got bitten and now he is a werewolf too.
He was off sick for a few days and when he came back he was away because he was abducted by aliens, went into space and landed on the moon.
He speaks fluent Spanish. He taught her some, it was gibberish. (FIL is legitimately spanish)
There are more, I try to get her to think critically about what he's saying, but she's not quite there yet.
yellowflowerstee@reddit
Kids got some cracking kids book stories up his sleeve. Nab them now, just find a 'learning' angle and get them published.
ZombieGash@reddit
I believe him
CharieRarie@reddit
My sisters friend was over for tea, and told us that her Dad had been gored by a bull. She was so convincing that my mum actually rang her mum, to make sure he was okay 😂
He was of course, absolutely fine. They’d seen some cows on a family walk, but no bulls and definitely no goring.
Anandya@reddit
My 4 year old told his school that I was sick. That's why I was in hospital all the time.
Not that I work in one.
EMILLKSLEEPA@reddit
Look I'm not saying to plagiarise a 6 year olds imagination, but you could make kids books/short stories based on those lies. Would still be way better than the AI crap that people have to audacity to try and sell.
PiercedX123@reddit
You can add one from my nephew who rewrote roses are red to be
Roses are red, violets are blue, my dad is dead, you should be too.
His dad wasn’t dead, just a deadbeat.
CaveJohnson82@reddit
I mean, it's a bit different when it's a little kid lol
Gold_Dust_0709@reddit (OP)
These all (bar running over his dad) sound quite cute 😭
Screaming_lambs@reddit
I thought so too!
The-blackvegetable@reddit
Had a nuclear missile under the house, mines under the carpets etc.
Hated him for years. Ended up being good friends later on. Would sit on the bus every day to school, and back. Would walk him back to his house, then I'd go back to mine. Would even climb through his bedroom window on the days I wasn't welcome at home.
Tried very hard to hold myself together at his funeral, as a teenager.
No-Presentation-5286@reddit
She said she was allergic to the small of Halloween. I got in trouble because I laughed.
BulbaCorps@reddit
Arlincornwall@reddit
Not at school but my old housemate used to tell girls he was Gary Barlow’s brother 🤣
SeasonReasonable4282@reddit
We had a kid at school., early 70s, who claimed his dad had been killed in the D-Day landings. I don't think that biology was his strong point.
tinabelcher182@reddit
The only Chinese girl at our school joined us in year 5 and told everyone her dad was Jackie Chan
Due-Republic-1686@reddit
My Dad’s a dinner lady. And the son wanted to sell Avon when he was older.
Spiritual_Bell_3395@reddit
A boy in my class would say he got dropped off at his old school in his uncles helicopter, and that the teachers desks had metal cages around them because the other kids were just pure mental. Oh, also his cousin was the godfather.
Ok-Woodpecker-8505@reddit
My friend was one of those crazy story tellers, she came up with some doozies. I still remember the story she told about "a girl she knew" who put sardines up her vag so her boyfriend would eat them out but he didn't eat them all and those sardines are still there to this day! 🐟
lxxmng@reddit
We had a lad who swore his dad was a secret agent for MI6 but had to pretend to be a postman as a cover story. We were ten. Absolute bollocks
Inevitable-Debt4312@reddit
When I was on Match I met, not one but two, women who worked for MI6.
Inevitable-Debt4312@reddit
They were very careful what they told me.
It makes things a bit difficult if you can’t discuss your life with a potential partner. I had no problem: I was just a surveyor.
Psycho_Splodge@reddit
Thought they weren't supposed to tell people
innerbrat@reddit
They didn't. The person you're replying to is CIA and ran background checks on all his matches.
KatVanWall@reddit
Ah but that's what they want you to think ...
EdibleBeans-on-Toast@reddit
kid called Aiden at primary school, year 5.
would scratch is private area regularly because the condom he wore everyday itched. he claimed to wear one as you never know what might happen
he claimed to have sex with a teacher in his old primary school
he won the all-valley karate championship in America (just assumed we hadn't all seen Karate kid)
stood up and sang a song he claimed to write. The song was "Agadoo" by Black Lace written in the 80's
Darthblaker7474@reddit
To be fair I always thought you'd use a condom similar to how you would a tampon/pad.
Gloomy_Pastry@reddit
Well there must have been some serious home issues if someone that age is coming up with a story like that. Like really bad shit
GlamorganTestesWard@reddit
This is tremendous playground bsing, especially as Aiden has introduced the “in America” angle which, as any fule kno, is the hallmark of an experienced playground fibber.
Simbooptendo@reddit
The condom bit reminds me of South Park where the boys buy condoms to wear permanently to protect them from STDs from the girls
Goregoat69@reddit
Which wasn’t even their song, it was a 70’s French song they based it off.
CaveJohnson82@reddit
Oh Aiden 😂
EpponeeRae@reddit
Ai-den den den, push pineapple...
Proper-Throwaway-23@reddit
I've just remembered another one, though this one turned out NOT to be a lie despite all the piss ripping that took place at the time.
We were very young, 9ish I think and my then best friend who was unbelievably quiet and meek came in to school one day telling anyone who would listen that her dad had bought a gold Ferrari. Her family were lovely, but not in any way affluent. Nobody, not even the teacher believed her and it broke her heart.
She was of course mocked mercilessly for lying and I remember her crying all day. I just assumed she was uoset that her tall story was seen through immediately.
So, some days later, when her dad rocked up in a Ferrari, she was at least sort of vindicated right?
Turns out, her dad DID get a Ferrari though calling it "gold" was a bit kind. It was this god awful vaguely shiny yellowy-brown and it was basically falling apart and sounded like it was about to explode. I was terrified of it! The best part was that her dad won the the thing in a bet in the local pub one night (which still loosely knowing her family to this day, I fully believe). It was destined for scrap or parts or similar and was probably not even road legal. He didnt have it for long but it was 100% true.
I am sorry I didn't believe you Kayleigh. At least I didnt accuse of you lying like everyone else did!
LesKateCJ@reddit
Mine was my own brother, who was one year ahead of me. He told the entire school that a very famous England rugby player was our uncle, and seemingly got away with it with some people as we shared a (particularly common) last name with him.
I enjoyed finally telling everyone it had been a lie during my last year there..
Zealousideal_Pop3121@reddit
My sons girlfriend (they’re 10) has told him in the past couple of months that a) she has cancer and that’s why she’s sometimes late for school (I’m friends with her mum. Defo not true) and b) she’s broken her arm but isn’t going to go to a&e about it (I haven’t checked this one out yet as I only found out about it today)
CranberryCheese1997@reddit
I was the one being called the bullshiter, until more and more kids at school got to know me and my family better and realised these aren't made up and everything I say is true as crazy as it all sounded.
But anyway, to answer the question, there was a kid at school who claimed he lived in his own adjoining house all by himself in the countryside and his parents were millionaires. Obviously no one believed it, but we couldn't prove it as he did live outside of town. That carried on for quite a while until his parents rocked up one day and they were the most stereotypical council house fag in one hand, baby another, chav looking couple you could imagine.
Feelincheekyson@reddit
Maybe his dad was Michael Carroll?
Zealousideal_Pop3121@reddit
Primary school. Year 5 or 6 can’t remember which. This girl (actually called Karen) told me that she’d gotten pregnant and had an abortion without her mum knowing AND had been run over by a steam roller and got up and walked away.
She recently came up as a suggested friend on Facebook. I haven’t added her yet 😂
Real-Tension-7442@reddit
My friend at school was terrible for this. He claimed his aunty worked for MI6 and took him to the secret base under the Thames. He also tried to bug his girlfriend’s room to find out if she was cheating but she came home and he had to hide under the bed.
One day he said his stepdad had died suddenly and we assumed it was another lie for a few weeks
CFolwell@reddit
A kid on my street had two belters:
That he invented all of the characters on Tekken
That he had been driven over by a tank
Rahzmataz@reddit
Guy who swore he was dating the wrestler Lita. Made terrible photoshops and everything
im_not_funny12@reddit
She'd been pregnant 3 times and had 3 abortions.
She was in Year 8.
stebus88@reddit
Our class bullshitter told some absolute whoppers over the years.
He came back from holiday in Canada claiming that he fucked every member of the Canadian women’s national hockey team in a hotel jacuzzi. He was just shy of 15 at the time.
A few years down the line he had a “girlfriend” from a town over who nobody had ever met and had zero social media. When he got found he claimed it was a celebrity and he had to sign a form saying he wasn’t allowed to talk about her.
Lying was just his default. Nice guy but it was so difficult being his friend as you never knew what was real of fiction. I haven’t spoken to him in years but I do hear he has a (real) wife.
Proper-Throwaway-23@reddit
A girl in my year made a big deal about her "cocaine". Police were called. It was a cluster fuck.
The "cocaine" was ground up loveheart sweets.
Gavcradd@reddit
Oh man. Back in the 90s, a lad at school used to make up the most ridiculous lies, but we all just went aling with it to see what additional nonsense we could get him to come out with. Top lies were :
When I was a bit older and in a band, we wrote a song about him - Son Of Ray. Sorry for the potato quality, it was over 20 years ago. Here's the link : https://youtu.be/F43cYhFQFLE?si=sIDPvNM-IGYpmoul
Overtronic@reddit
When you mentioned people lying about their brothers, it reminded of a lie someone told that they had an older brother who rode horses on the motorway and not just on the road. He'd like get the horse to climb on the back of lorries and other cars.
StasiaGreyErotica@reddit
Sean bragged that for his work experience, he worked at a company for a week, and he single handed rewrote their business plan and the projections were business savings of half a million quid over a year.
Yes Sean, people believe that, you fucking muppet.
GlitteringBryony@reddit
Someone that I knew from the start of senior school to the age of about 20 (and still intermittently see) kept changing her ethnicity by halves. So first, she was half-Irish, then actually one of her grandparents was French, then actually part Native American, then Japanese, then Persian, then Spanish, then Maori (when, coincidentally, the All Blacks were beating the world at rugby)... Eventually there were so many things she claimed to be, that either every single pair of her great-great grandparents had been a mixed-race couple from the opposite sides of the world, or she was ten different people.
The strangest part was that this incredible melting pot resulted in someone who spoke only English, and was culturally and physically indistinguishable from every other white kid in Consett.
(Actually, the strangest part is that I've known multiple people who did this, over the years.)
Fellsy8@reddit
When I was in year 8, there was a girl the year below that got bullied a lot, she was very overweight and didn't seem to have any friends.
She told everyone that George Michael was her boyfriend and stuck with the story for months, even taping a photo of herself next to a photo of him and pretending it was when they were on a date. [It was the days before photoshop] She would get raging mad if anyone called her out on it or laughed but it was just so blatantly not true.
I remember at the time feeling embarrassed for her but now realise she was probably a very troubled little girl.
professorrev@reddit
The reason his dad was out of work was because he permanently damaged his hand sparking out Bret Hart
freakybo0o@reddit
For a very short period of time in primary school, I told annoying kids that my dad had a bazooka. I'm laughing out loud writing this now.
IndependentPiece5308@reddit
When I was 13 a girl I was friends with told everyone she had breast cancer. She found the lump, had all the tests, diagnosis, treatment and was in remission in one weekend. Apparently still had time for a trip to the beach as well and she had plastered pics of it all over fb that weekend.
My best friend when I was a teenager was terrible for lying. She told me that her mums dad had been murdered, two weeks later I was out with her mum and her, they took me to his house! He looked pretty good for someone who had apparently been cut into pieces🫠🤣
My sister told people that she had severe asthma which had caused her to have one lung and because my dad didn’t want a child with one lung he kicked her it and smashed up her inhaler. To this day I still call her one lung🤣
Yorkshire-Teabeard@reddit
My step brother was a bullshitter and he said his mate made birds and the bees on spectrum. I believed him at the time.
Delicious_Turtle_55@reddit
A kid claimed his mum was bitten by a black widow and he had to drag her into a car and drive her to hospital. We were 12.
He admitted that it was a lie and that his life was boring so why not lie?
Embarrassed_Storm563@reddit
My oldest daughter (i was a single mum who worked full time but didnt have much spare money so most of our time was spent at the local park) when she was 5 / 6 they had to do a "what I did at rhe weekend" thing every Monday. Imagine my shock to read that we went to Disney land most weekends!
Aphr0dite19@reddit
I cringe thinking about this now but in junior school I told my friend I had an older sister called Lorraine who lived in America and was a model. My friend believed me and even told her family! Didn’t occur to her (or her mum) that my mum was much too young to have an adult child 😅I guess I was a lonely kid and wanted a sibling so I made one up.
bemi_san@reddit
Had a lad who tried to convince us all his dad was the real owner of the playboy mansion. Said Hugh Heff was a hired actor to protect his real identity so that Billy Bullshitter could have a chance at a normal life in a real school. He told us all he got dropped off for school in a limo but would get out down the street so no one saw and he would walk the rest of the way.
It was one of many lies he tried to sell us all on, but this was the main one he often brought up for almost all 5 years of high school.
Dr-Maturin@reddit
Back in the late 70s one kid said his dad bought a Harley Davidson but replaced the engine with one from a VW Beetle.
SithoDude@reddit
My uncle works for Nintendo
slaydawgjim@reddit
I worked as a classroom assistant and some kid tried to blame me when the teacher asked who was talking during reading time.
thehoneybadger1223@reddit
I told people I was a Martian and had my own "language" which was really just German because I was fluent and I wanted people to leave me alone and not talk to me. It totally backfired because some kids actually believed it and started asking questions 😭
ZeppsMom@reddit
We had one of those like habitual liars in school but we could ever prove she was lying until she broke down crying and told people that her boyfriend text her to tell her he's in a coma and might not wake up.
Stinkiest_rat@reddit
There was one very odd girl at my school who constantly lied about her mother being dead up until year 8. Every week she’d tell another story about a different way her mother had died. Weirdest girl. Watched her get banned from a co op for stealing a pack of gum. Her mother was a friend of my grandmother’s and was just a super normal nice woman.
Bastrato@reddit
That they planted a boat and got a ship tree.
Stinkiest_rat@reddit
I was around 7 years old and this girl I met at a play park who asked if i wanted to play with her. I explained I was playing with my brother already but she could join us. She then proceeded to tell me about how she actually had a younger brother too but her mother accidentally dropped a knife onto his head when she was cooking and killed him. Safe to say I was horrified by this and quickly made an excuse to leave her. Terrible if true but also a weird lie to tell.
Substantial-Bug-4998@reddit
Ive got a good one.
Mate was nicknamed alridge prior the useless liar.
We were about 17 at the time. He claimed after the pub one night at a kebab place a superficial milf staggered in hammered. Got chatting and she asked him to walk her home. Ended up going in to hers and rattling her all night. As she fell asleep he found 10 grand cash under her bed so took the lot.
As he left the flat her husband who was a doorman came home and initially threated to beat him up ended up calling him a top man and giving him 50 quid for helping his missus home.
ZombieGash@reddit
I don’t believe that but it would be fuckin amazing if it was true lol does he still stand by this? lol
Substantial-Bug-4998@reddit
Havent spoke to him for 20 years but at the time he swore on it...even after we called him out as a lying twat.
ZombieGash@reddit
🤣🤣
2cbterry@reddit
This is fucking hilarious
PersonalMoney9960@reddit
🤣🤣🤣🤣 God this made me howl
InkedDoll1@reddit
This one has Jay from Inbetweeners energy
fannyfox@reddit
He got his head stuck in a bottle bank on the way home
YodaShagsDarthVader@reddit
I have a few questions
Substantial-Bug-4998@reddit
100%
Hulaoutofthem@reddit
I see someone else reads Viz
Smittumi@reddit
This POST is a lie, it has to be!
Interesting_Fish309@reddit
Sounds like something my brother would say. Hence why we called him billy BS hahaha. Said he got a grown woman pregnant and her kid was his. He n his mate 'roggered' her they said. Has Said it since he was 15. It really isn't true tho n is so sick. The lady was a grown woman with kids. Already. One of them our ages
UntappdBeer@reddit
Jay wants his story back
SteamerTheBeemer@reddit
That’s confusing. I guess because it’s a lie. Lol
Shazaaym@reddit
There was the kid who was in the mafia and had to 🔫 someone to prove his loyalty.
Puny ginger who lived on the other end of our estate with his 73 siblings (OK, around 6 and counting), single mum and revolving door of uncles.
It must have made him feel more secure or something. He had a pretty shitty homelife, bless him.
HecatesOracle@reddit
Reading through all these going "wow, how do people lie for so long, that sounds exhausting", then reading the comment about the kid who's "parents died in 9-11", remembered I had a lad convinced for three years of comp that I was Canadian, because he heard me doing a stereotypical American accent on the bus one time, got all excited and asked me if I was, in fact, American. I said no, because duh, but my friends gave me that "what are you doing, this would be hilarious" look, so I caved, and told him I was Canadian instead. He was in a different year to me, so it wasn't like it affected my everyday life, but he'd see me and get so excited, waving and saying "Hey Canada Girl!" 🥹 I had a whole backstory ready for if he ever asked for it, which thankfully he didn't, because I doubt it made a lick of sense. I made all my friends vote for him as prefect because I felt so guilty 😅🫣
cmrndzpm@reddit
That Madeleine McCann was their cousin (she was not)
Happy_Chance11@reddit
Roy. We have all encountered a Roy almost everything he said was a lie but people didnt really see it until his biggest lie.
Stood up with his whole chest and proclaimed that 1 saturday him and his dad had gone in a helicopter to Standford Bridge to watch Chelsea play. Folks all ooooo and wow like this is obvious bullshit but people seem to be lapping it up. (Roys parents were separated, only ever saw his mum who drove a pretty beat up hatchback. Never saw his dad.) While walking to next class some kids who we're amazed were asking questions and a lad who lived on Roy's road was walking the same way, obvious heard n started pissing himself and went
"Asssssssssssss if i saw him and his mum going into Netto on Saturday like they always do, he never sees his dad unless he see's him when he's outside at midnight drunk" went on to obviously mock him (and netto iykyk) Roy cried. Obviously people knew he lied and that was his downfall. He had lied about other thing but that was the most outlandish.
Alicewroteastory@reddit
Kid joined my year in January 2002, when I was in primary school. I would have been almost 9 years old. He had a very thick, very authentic sounding American accent. Told everyone that his parents had both died in 9/11 and he'd moved to the UK to live with his grandmother. And we ALL believed him. We had been at school the day of the 9/11 attacks, all children had been taken into the assembly hall so that all the teachers could watch the news together on the roll-in tv. So every child in my junior school (aged 8-11) watched the second plane hit the towers. Teachers were crying, most of us kids didn't understand. So when this American boy shows up, brand new to school, and he's talking about how his parents had been on the plane that the passengers had crashed (Flight 93, iirc), we didn't once think that he was lying because who tf would lie about that?! He had this whole story about the life he'd had in New Jersey and now he'd tragically lost his parents and his gran had had to fly to the US to bring him back to our town, and now he was just living in an ordinary house.
The whole way through school he kept up this American accent. The details never once altered. He was a quiet, introverted kid and only had a small circle of friends. He told everyone his gran was old, very religious and really strict and wouldn't let him "play out" because he was the only thing she had left of her son (this kid's dad who had died in 9/11) so she was super over protective of him, meaning nobody ever knocked on for him and only the teachers met his mysterious gran. And then when we were all like 15/16 he got into a fight with another boy and the school called home to have his gran come in for a meeting. Imagine the horror and surprise when HIS VERY MUCH ALIVE, ENGLISH PARENTS turned up to school.
HecatesOracle@reddit
That is absolutely insane, but kudos to him for being able to keep it up that long 😅
Whocares1846@reddit
Kid of about 11 in my history classes discussing the second world war said an atom bomb had gone off near his house back then and you could still see the shadow of where a person who got caught in the blast was, on his front steps 🤣
Agitated-Honeydew-41@reddit
Girl in my class in primary school told everyone her auntie was in one of the twin towers when it was hit and got impaled through the throat with a pipe and would sing her favourite song (my heart will go on) and it would echo every where. She would cry every time ‘my heart will go on’ ever played which was a lot in our school (flutes and recorders during music lessons etc).
We lived in very small close-knit Welsh village. Not one of us or our families had ever been to America. She didn’t even have an auntie.
ImpactAffectionate86@reddit
My mate said his dad wrote the crazy frog song
3lbFlax@reddit
EdibleBeans-on-Toast@reddit
Did you know my dad wrote the song Wonderwall on a barmat at the keepers in just 10 minutes and just threw it away because he thought this is rubbish. And guess what, brothers turned up at the keepers working as crisp salesmen? Bros, who picked it up and later, at a gig threw it away because they couldn't work with it and then the Gallagher brothers found it and they worked with it
EddieIzzardOnToast@reddit
Came here to say the same thing, fellow toast fan
EdibleBeans-on-Toast@reddit
great taste in food and TV i like it
JammyWaad@reddit
I sincerely hope he wasn’t the same age as you. 17 is way too old to be talking shite like that.
ImpactAffectionate86@reddit
Why am I 17?
JammyWaad@reddit
Was guessing 86 was your YOB and Crazy Frog was from 2003.
ImpactAffectionate86@reddit
Nah it’s just a randomly generated username haha. Thought I was missing something there
OutrageousRepair5751@reddit
My dad used to tell me he wrote Pokerface, but that Lady Gaga took it, changed the lyrics, tune and title. Absolute travesty that.
Flowers330@reddit
My dad told me he invented the little triangle signs that go on top of driving instructors cars, I knew it could not be true but he was persistent with it lol
freckles0811@reddit
There was a girl in my class who told us that she was on a beach holiday and met Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy, somehow managed to get past their security to talk to them, got Prince Harry's number and that he was texting her after she got back from holiday.
Bluerocky67@reddit
Little kid told his classmates his uncle was superman. No one believed him, so the next time Henry Cavill was in Jersey, he took his nephew to school!
topcottager@reddit
Two lads said they were walking to school and got abducted by some blokes in a white van and bummed, after which they very kindly dropped them off at school.
Whole town was in an uproar, police everywhere, other schools taking measures and so on and so forth, old women fainting in the street from shock.
Turns out (following a police and social services debrief some hours after the event) that they hadn’t been abducted, the whole thing was a lie and they didn’t want to go to school until a bit later.
GlamorganTestesWard@reddit
And thereafter, in accordance with the elders’ scrolls, every white van was suspected of being a “Bumming Van”.
For example: “Oh yeah, well your Dad drives the bumming van.”
timind25@reddit
I ahd a mate that lived down the road and was full of shite. One day when I was at his house he had a cheap model of Concorde that had a poorly executed droop snoot nose, and claimed that he'd been flying in one across the Atlantic and it had crash landed in the water and the nose had dropped down and everyone got out through a door in the nose. Another time he claimed he'd won a Lego competition by making a dustbin lorry, but it had a curved back so he had to carve it and fill it etc. As there weren't any curved blocks. Both clearly Bullshit made up on the spur of the moment but he'd get quite aggressive if you ever challenged him.
Dreadheaddanski@reddit
There was a kid who among other things said he had joined the Hitler fan club and they sent him a handgun and 2 grenades as a welcome gift
GlamorganTestesWard@reddit
This is tremendous, pissing myself here.
Inevitable-Debt4312@reddit
Yeah, but you have to qualify for the Elite grade.
hannahlouisee2@reddit
Never spoke to the girl before she came upto me and told me she had breast cancer (she didn’t) she then said she was going through chemo and showed a tuft of hair that she’d cut herself to near the root and she also lied saying she was pregnant several times and miscarried by someone walking past her (she didn’t)
JackXDark@reddit
Me: "My Dad was in the Navy but didn't go to the Falkland War because his ship had too many nuclear weapons so it would have been unfair on the Argentinians."
Turns out I'd somewhat misunderstood, but this is actually mostly true... except for the bit about it being unfair to the Argentinians.
The ship was the RFA Fort Austin, which had armoured weapons storage, and the nuclear weapons from other ships heading to the Falklands were transferred to it via replenishment-at-sea type techniques that the RFA are very good at, as there were very good reasons why we shouldn't/couldn't take nukes into the war zone and/or other nuclear-free treaty areas. After they'd transferred all of the nukes from various frigates and the carriers, they went to sit out the war in a safe place, but for a while were possibly the most heavily armed ships of all time with probably more warheads aboard than a Trident sub.
cat_lady74@reddit
A girl who kept inviting me to her house where her Dad had built tunnels underneath, including an underground break-dancing studio (it was the 80s). Unfortunately every time I went over there her Dad was away 'on secret business' (ie. at work) so I couldn't see any of it.
She also claimed he did the backing vocals on Kate Bush's Babooshka and that their car was an original 'Kitt' from Night Rider. I never heard it speak though.
To this day I think she actually thought I believed all her BS.
GlamorganTestesWard@reddit
I laughed so much at “underground break-dancing studio” that I now have a high chest.
TheeHappyDude@reddit
Babooshka one is fucking ace 😂😂😂
EntrepreneurFast7772@reddit
A girl at my school started a rumour that the science corridor was haunted by Engelbert Humperdinck. For a start, he's not dead. Also, if he was, why would he haunt the science corridor of a provincial girl's school he's never been to?
Shot-Disk5958@reddit
A kid in my year swore blind his uncle was a hitman for the Mafia and had killed people before. We lived in suburban Kent and his uncle ran a carpet shop.
or maybe it was real? lol
fearlessfannyflutter@reddit
I was that one kid ... I manged to convince a handful of classmates that I had invisibility cream at home My bro kept in his cupboard. And everyday they woukd ask me to bring it in, I had ran out of excuses after 3 days and kinda stopped me lying ever since cause it was to much effort.
JackXDark@reddit
Vanishing Cream is a thing that used to exist, I seem to recall. You should have brought some of that in and tried to style it out.
CharieRarie@reddit
Not a kid, but my own Grandmother. She was utterly convinced that her dad had invented the zip, but someone stole his prototype and took all the credit. She’d tell everyone about it!
She was a very honest lady, so I can only assume her dad told it to her as a joke, and she believed him.
Scranton-K@reddit
I knew a kid who claimed his dad had a super special Audi 100 made from pure aluminium. It was so rare his dad had to drive it to the Audi factory every year to get it serviced because no British garages had the equipment it required. When he'd get to the Audi factory in Germany, all the employees were allowed to come out and look at it. I went round his house and they had a brown Audi in the drive, when I asked him about his dad's special silver one he said it was still at the factory getting a very complicated tune-up and the brown one they had was a loan car.
He also claimed his mate stood at the front at an Iron Maiden concert and when Steve Harris stepped forward and put his foot on a monitor, his mate reached up and cupped Steve's balls without him noticing and the crowd cheered.
Empty-Question-9526@reddit
One guy said he was going to see nirvana and that he had tickets to go to a gig of theirs, this was in 1998, kurt had been dead for four years…
AdministrativeShip2@reddit
Always wore a American basketball uniform. Said he was a world class player and his dad let him fly around in a helicopter between games.
J_Cross_@reddit
We had a girl, I'll call her Martha, she was a big lass as in wearing adult sized clothes when we were 9. She was apparently that big because she had had 3 babies by the time we were 10 and was currently pregnant with twins, this pregnancy was very changeable. After a week of twins it then went to triplets and after a couple of weeks it was quintuplets. Then a couple of the babies had apparently died and she had to give birth to them - but the rest were ok and she was still pregnant. She was pregnant with the surviving quints for around a year and a half then she gave birth and they were adopted. She was still "big" 2 weeks after the triple birth as she was already pregnant again this time with 2 sets of identical twins 2 boys and 2 girls - bearing in mind she had just given birth 2 weeks ago and already knew the amount and sex of the latest pregnancy. She would also lie about the mundane things, the latest new craze she already had 2 at home, her mum had brand new super cars - she was only using the bus to get home because her mum had just had it cleaned etc. But it's the pregnancy thing that always stuck in my head - we were so young and it's such a crazy thing to lie about.
Tldr: 10 year old claimed she was 2 foot taller and chunkier than her peers because she had multiple pregnancies that lasted too long and the number of babies carried kept changing.
BeanOnAJourney@reddit
His mum was in prison for shooting his dad up the bum with a shotgun, and his granddad owned Alton Towers.
Lazy-Interests@reddit
One lad told me he use a can of deodorant to freeze his nipple and then he flicked it off, when I asked him to show me he said it grew back. We were like 14 when he tried to spin me this yarn.
One other kid also told me he touched the electrics of a toy train set and he got a shock that literally send him flying across the room.
Waste_Ad4554@reddit
Not at school but a guy who worked at the same place.
Someone would tell a story about a holiday or an incident that happened to them once. After a week the guy would tell the exact same story but with it happening to him. As it was a small office he was soon caught out. He got sacked after calling sick saying his house had been broken into broken windows etc ,boss goes round his house to see if he could help. The house had not been broken into.
jlelvidge@reddit
I was that person. So that I didnt get picked on, I told kids that my dad was a copper and wrestled part time. They could believe it too as my dad was actually huge, he was a draughtsman
My sister, however, told a dinner lady at school who was friends with my mum, that she was in fact pregnant again this time with twins. She also told her that my Nanna had a colour tv (early 70’s) and two poodles!
LordDethBeard@reddit
When I was very young (sub 10) my best mate told me his goldfish died, so he built a flux capacitor, tied it to the dead fish and time travelled it back to life.
Even as a small boy I was "mate, your mum bought you a new fish didn't she?"
He was adamant he did this, but the time travel machine didn't come back with the alive fish, somehow.
MyDadsGlassesCase@reddit
There were werewolves in the field next to my mate Gregor's house. He saw them. They ate his chickens.
We all believed it because we were 7 and why wouldn't we? I even told my parents they were wrong when they said they didn't exist
aarontbarratt@reddit
When I was in primary school I used to tell the other kids I was actually a robot and my parents were trying to keep it secret from me. But I knew because the hair dressed used diamond clippers because my hair was actually made of metal
I still to this day have no idea where I got the idea from or why I would even tell people it
Plenty_Delay_2869@reddit
I’ll never forget what was said to me while having a scuffle with another lad in the wacky warehouse (soft play)
“My uncle’s John Cena”
starsandshards@reddit
DO DO-DO DOOOO!
CroslandHill@reddit
At junior school in the 80s, when I was about 10 years old, there was a boy who repeatedly claimed that his granddad had shot Hitler.
And another kid who claimed that he used to run a business illegally copying computer games but he was busted and fined £20 so he wouldn’t do it anymore.
And another even weirder one - this was when I was a bit younger, maybe year three - someone was telling me on the way home from school that if you fire a gun in a mirror whilst you’re looking in it, you go to some kind of magical land where a man called “Kev Smith” will give you money or other free gifts. Another kid called him out on this, he said, “No, you mustn’t do that, it’s really dangerous, the bullet will bounce back and kill you”. The funny thing is, nobody thought to ask him how he’d managed to get hold of a real gun.
Chris-TT@reddit
Half the stuff my teenage son comes out with is complete bullshit. Apparently he owned a motocross motorbike, and a jet-ski, then told all his mates in-front of me they've been stolen the other day when they came around to see for tnemselves... The problem is, whenever you challenge him on it, he doubles down so hard that you either end up sarcastically saying "right okay" and rolling your eyes or he storms off in a mood. I seem to have accidentally created a real-life Jay. The other day with the bike and jetski I just nodded my head saying no and called him a muppet as I walked away I didn't want to embarrass him anymore than I had in-front of his friends.
scriptkiddie1337@reddit
I'm curious. Have you ever asked him why he does it?
Chris-TT@reddit
I really don’t know. I think it’s to try and make himself seem like he’s got lots going on in his life and plenty of conversation points, a bit like those influencers who constantly BS about how good their lives are. He has been diagnosed with ADHD, but I’m not sure whether that’s related or not.
I would say more bullshit comes out of his mouth than the truth though, and absolutely everything he says has to be double checked. His mum and I aren’t together and haven’t been since he was about a year old. I think part of the problem is that she seems to believe almost everything he says, so he’s got used to the idea that whatever lies he tells are likely to be accepted as the truth by her. I almost think he believes himself sometimes.
starsandshards@reddit
Probably is related to the neurodivergence, if he has a therapist or psychiatrist through the diagnosis please don't forget to mention this stuff to them. One of my cousins is a pathological liar and has span so many tales that he, too, believes his own lies now and he's really struggling in life but we can't help him because he's fucked up everything beyond repair. Sorry, that sounds really dramatic(!) but just to say, please don't let your son evolve into something he can't come back from. He's really lucky to have an attentive parent who is noticing this stuff and he's at the stage where you can support him and hopefully nip it in the bud before it worsens.
NewDate6115@reddit
Does the headmistress count? Our one in junior school told us she'd been friends with Picasso (this was 1998).
confused-leprechaun@reddit
He died late 70s.. so depending on her age, it's possible? I went to school with a kid whose granddad had been his mate (bought receipts and everything)
lucielleunicorn@reddit
Primary school in the early 2000’s, an 8-year-old crying because she’s « the daughter of Hitler »
kat0id@reddit
That her dad had been killed by a palm tree falling on him. He showed up to pick her up from a sleepover at a later date
skoorbleumas@reddit
Phil. He told so many lies. He was a world champion snowboarder. His girlfriend was sacked from her model agency for being too gorgeous to get work. The best one though, he had a copy of the script to Pulp Fiction, signed by Quentin Tarantino, because he met him in an LA coffee shop before he got famous. Tarantino asked Phil to read it to give honest feedback. Phil gave him some ideas of changes which made it to the final film. We would have been about 12/13 when Tarantino was filming Pulp Fiction.
General_Sector_9892@reddit
This was the late 70's & probably who Jay Cartwright was based on.
When we went back to school for an exam, 'Dave H' reckoned he'd gone camping & slept with twins who he shagged all night.
His other conquests included his Mum's best friend, his Sister's best friend, his Dad's best friends wife & daughter and a female teacher who he couldn't name for obvious reasons as she could've lost her job!
Thing is nobody ever saw 'Dave H' with a girlfriend, even decades later!
Icy_Place_5785@reddit
“You know that Jay from the Inbetweeners, yeah?
He’s actually based on this guy I went to school with.
In fact, the producers came round to my house and asked me to write the scripts for them. Then I go to go on holiday with them in the film, but they had to cut my scenes out because I was too good looking so it wouldn’t seem realistic.”
WinkyNurdo@reddit
Terry T spread a rumour that another kid had fucked his mum. The poor git was forever labeled “mother fucker” after that.
TelephoneOrnery1394@reddit
We had one like this, James had no history as a bullshitter, came in one Monday morning claiming his friend Adam had shagged his mother when staying over. He claimed that he woke up in the middle of the night and couldn’t find the friend, he walked downstairs and the mother was on her knees being done doggey style by his friend.
We were all 15/16 at the time and his mother was early 30’s and the Mum everybody thought was the biggest MILF of all the parents.
Adam‘s reputation went through the roof and he went from handsome-shy to a bit of a stud with the girls.
WinkyNurdo@reddit
Oh no, the rumour was that the kid had fucked his own mum, not Terry T’s mum.
Terry T’s mum had passed away when he was much younger, something we only found out about when Clarkey did the joke, “Oi, when Terry T’s mum does this [hand on hip], it looks like she’s got a hippy in a headlock!”, to which Terry T looked up and said, my mum’s dead.
Bit awkward.
MalphasWats@reddit
Took me a minute to work out that it wasn't Terry T's mum, but the other kid had fucked his own mum. I was trying to work out why the other kid was getting all the shit.
Were you the other kid?
WinkyNurdo@reddit
Err, no. It was a kid in the year below. And yes, the rumour was that he’d fucked his own mum. This was at the age of about 10. I’ve no idea why Terry T started the rumour. Kids can be spiteful little shits at school, or just not think about the consequences of such things.
spikewilliams2@reddit
Someone at school said his dad worked at rowntrees in Castleford and they buried all the misshapes in a certain park. He was trying to get people to join him digging up more chocolate than you could imagine.
Interestingly a few years ago I found out no misshapes left the KitKat factory because they are ground up as an ingredient in the wafer filling. I have no idea what the first kitkats were made out of.
lapsongsue@reddit
Actual lies from another student: After someone said they'd got a Nintendo for his birthday, a lad said he got one one a year earlier but was sworn to secrecy because Bill Gates used to fancy his mum and went round for his tea. In a council estate in Preston. By helicopter.
Icy_Place_5785@reddit
The thing is, these days there are enough suburban mums who believe that they are in a relationship with Bill Gates after he added them on Facebook and they are helping him out a bit financially while his divorce goes through
BollockOff@reddit
When the Nintendo 64 came out a kid in my school said his mum got him a Nintendo 65 (yes, sixty five) from America.
lapsongsue@reddit
Not a student: A 20 year old I worked in a factory with said he was a secret member of Boyzone wrote their songs. If a song of theirs came on the radio he would half do the dance moves as he packed.
One morning he came in saying how knackered he was because the night before he was flown by helicopter to perform with them at Wembley for the encore. They called him out on Boyzone not performing at Wembley, or being on tour in the UK at all, but explained it was a secret gig.
What is it with these people and helicopters?
Shot-Specialist-9841@reddit
Went to a few non mainstreams and a guy in one of them I actually lived near by we both came from a rough estate with a lot going on but he wasn’t really involved in much just someone who lived on the estate known for talking about people with reputations to impress girls and then running hiding and apologising when he got pulled up on it one day he’d went round telling everyone his dad once got shot in a place you cannot survive but you guessed it he survived his dad was then supposedly tied up in a boot by dealers drove out to the river tees thrown in the river tees at night time he manages to do a full houdini untie himself swim to land and walk himself a few miles to the hospital lol he also loved telling people how he was on a hmp lifers wing at age 15 if you know why that’s stupid it’s really fucking stupid lol he also once ran his mouth about me to his girlfriend and when I pulled him up on it he said he only got half the story and proceeded unprompted to do a freestyle rap dissing his own girlfriend where he geniusely rhymed Olivia with chlamydia 😂
8_string_menace@reddit
Claimed he fractured both his legs skiing the week before, but didn’t need casts and could walk unaided. He always told outrageous lies to out do people, but this took the piss (someone else in our year had a cast for a broken leg due to a bike accident)
ArmouredFlump@reddit
Had a lad who genuinely tried to convince people he was a werewolf.
spikewilliams2@reddit
I used to be a werewolf, but I'm alright nawooooooo!
Mackem101@reddit
Is he alright noooooowwwww?
datguysadz@reddit
Childhood best friend told me his dad was Mr Kipling.
WorcsBloke@reddit
Was he exceedingly good?
datguysadz@reddit
Exceedingly good liar, but his mum could bakewell.
ohwhatisfreeasaname@reddit
Was he round? If my dad was Mr Kipling you can bet your shirt is be feasting on samples!
laser_spanner@reddit
Five year old girl stood up in assembly in front of everyone and told us she had done a parachute jump.
Wide-Affect-1616@reddit
On work experience a mate went to work for British Airways as a mechanic. He put an engine on backwards and it still flew ok.
They also let him pilot a plane from Manchester to Berlin.
idontlikemondays321@reddit
A boy a couple of years above me used to send me lesser known songs by boy bands and say it was him singing. He didn’t seem to think I’d question the American accent or studio quality sound
Substantial-Bug-4998@reddit
Claimed his publican dad invented ham, egg and chips.
77Gaia@reddit
I’m laughing far too hard at that. I’m an idiot. My brain read it as ‘Dad invented ham’, which got me giggling. Discovering the process to cure meat, fine… then my brain skipped on, and decided the kid was also claiming his Dad ‘invented eggs’. I either need more sleep, or I’ve had too much coffee.
Pristine_Speech4719@reddit
My dad invented coffee
77Gaia@reddit
My Dad invented the number purple. Shouldn’t have had that last coffee.
incognito-mode69420@reddit
What came first? The chicken or the egg………. Or the publican?
77Gaia@reddit
My ex used to run a pub, he usually…
CrispGunther@reddit
A boy at my school would blink furiously whenever anyones hand/fist came into close proximity with his face. He told us it was cos his eyes were burned while on holiday in Australia so he needed to blink a lot to moisturise his eyeballs.
My sons friend told him, around aged 5, that his grandad was Hitler
TWLemonadeBanana@reddit
My friend had the same surname as a minor celebrity and told people they were related. A lot believed him and he was able to charge £20 for signed autobiographies that people gave their mum's for Christmas.
spikewilliams2@reddit
A girl in middle school was off for 2 weeks. Claimed to have gone blind. Her dad worked for Hickson and Welch and found a chemical at work that cured her.
unconventional-train@reddit
Girl at my school claimed her mum had cancer just to get allowed on a yearly trip to Alton Towers (which was for certain 'good' kids only) got into massive trouble afterwards...
secretlondon@reddit
The Russians were stalking them outside the school gates (this was during the Cold War)
StatisticianUsual471@reddit
I'm the boring guy from the interesting family everything I said was true but was called bs
Jazzlike-Basil1355@reddit
I told my 8 yr old granddaughter that I knew Christopher Columbus. Never corrected it.
JustUseAnything@reddit
Brian’s uncle had 3, count ‘em, THREE Ferraris. I met this uncle once, years later, he didn’t even have one Ferrari.
blueroses8000@reddit
When we were around 8 we teased a boy for always eating a box of cookies on his way home. His mum complained and our teacher called us in to tell us off. My friend who was basically one of the leaders and no one could tell her what to do decided to absolve herself of all blame and said one of the other meek girls told her “Do it. Do it or I’ll smack ya!”. I just looked at her in disbelief and I’m pretty sure the teacher knowing her very well didn’t believe her for one second.
The same girl out of nowhere and for no reason told my mum I don’t eat anything at dinner time, she said it with so much conviction and emphasis like an adult seriously discussing worrying eating habits. It was a total lie, I would eat my lunch as normal and it sent my mum spiralling and made her worry for years if I had issues with eating. I was extremely angry and confused about that as there was literally nothing she gained from it and caused a lot of unnecessary long term worry and stress.
Again the same girl stole my stationary from my house and then when we found it at her house she claimed her brother works for the company and got it. I don’t even know why she bothered when he was just able to immediately say “…No I didn’t”.
OurBroath@reddit
Not a kid, but a colleague at work. He had a few
Taught Princess Anne how to drive. Taught himself to fly a helicopter in 5 minutes because during a lesson the princess told him she always wanted a ride in one. Maybe the best one, Glen Campbell was his brother and he had helped him right most of his hits. Didn't matter that Glen was American, and he was from Brechin.
deformedfishface@reddit
My grandad once told me he invented standing in line. Like before everyone just milled about and no one knew when their turn was. I was pretty sure it was a lie cause grown ups lie all the time, but he was sooper convincing. Later he claimed to have invented the bag. Also, when he didn’t wanna do something he’d say “I can’t, I’ve got a bone in my leg”.
cowbutt6@reddit
Someone from my street said they'd been on holiday to Disneyland, and that whilst they were on holiday they'd watched the sequel to E.T. and that it was coming to the UK later on.
E-Widgey@reddit
Had a buddy in year 4-6 of my Catholic primary school who told me that Jesus told him in a vision that we had to go to Bethlehem together. He would also insist his grandfather launched his own rocket into space among other things such as inventing a machine that would dispense free cell phones at the push of a button.
Western-Mall5505@reddit
Wouldn't surprise me to find that this guy has his own cult
blueroses8000@reddit
One girl said she was a DJ.
We were 15.
MIKBOO5@reddit
There was a kid in my school who claimed it was his grandad that killed Hitler at the end of WW2.
RhubarbSalty3588@reddit
His Grandad was Hitler?
coffeefrog92@reddit
He had a Pokémon card printer machine in his attic
RhubarbSalty3588@reddit
There was a kid in School that claimed to be witness to lots of the major historical events of the 20th century (Think Forrest Gump).
He was the same age as me(born in the 1980’s) He didn’t let this little fact hinder a good story though.
SuperDinkle406@reddit
They had a Ferrari in their basement. They didn't even have a basement.
andyfantastic999@reddit
My best mate claimed his Dad was some electronics wizard and was on the cusp of developing a TV watch. This was 1983, we were 13 years old. Anyway, he came in one day claiming his dad had achieved said watch. Imagine, watching TV, on your wrist. Anyway, we obviously wanted to pop round his house to see the TV Watch, which is when the excuses started. We soon sussed out this was all BS and just let the matter drop.
NighthawkUnicorn@reddit
Friend of mine claimed he was a vampire after a bunch of popular books came out (don't remember what books, wasn't twilight though.)
We were all like "yeah alright lol" and rolling out eyes. Then another friend got a paper cut and the vampire friend grabbed his hand and sucked the blood. We were all shocked and pretty grossed out. Also we were 16.
SchnaffSchnaff@reddit
"My cat dropped my homework in the toaster" "I was late because I got lost in the fog" "I didn't do my homework because the kitchen ceiling fell on me"
Same kid. The last one was true but the teachers didn't believe him because of his track record of lies. His Mom had to send a note in confirming it was true.
VFrosty3@reddit
My mate used to come out with all sorts of funny lies when we were kids. A personal favourite:
There was a power station not far from where we lived. We drove past it on a school trip and a few of us questioned what the cooling towers were. My mate said it was the tip and people put their waste in and it gets burned (hence the plumes of smoke coming out the top). He then said that he and his brother climbed to the top, put their household waste in and rappelled down the side to get back down.
BrecconCarreg@reddit
Had a lad in our year who's nickname was "bullshit evolved" and came out with some bangers such as ,
he was a distant relation to the royal family,
his dad owned all the cinemas in Greece
he built his own plasma screen telly that was way bigger than anything you could get at the time
He was allergic to " sour" and if he even touched a tangfastic he would fall into an instant coma
ObsceneCoCrash@reddit
Glasgow school boy said he was related to Vince McMahon from the wwe, he didn't even watch it 🙄
vicarofsorrows@reddit
My little brother, in his first week at infant school, told the whole class that the teacher, who’d slipped out to the staff room, had said that everyone was allowed to go home.
It took three teachers, with the help of half the parents, an hour and a half to round up the kids….
qgwheurbwb1i@reddit
The girl used to lie all the time. She started by just one upping your stories. You know the type, you went to Tenerife and they've been to Elevenerife, you had fish and chips but they had shark and chips. Then she just started making stuff up and they got increasingly ridiculous. It began with her "starting a new school next month" except she said it every bloody month. Then it was faking family members being ill. Then she'd just point to people in the street and tell us all she'd had sex with them, and like, yeah maybe some people do get around but she'd point to every man who walked past us and we were like 15/16! Then she started faking phone calls, just pretend that someone had called her and it was a serious situation that only she could solve (family deaths, divorces, fights, threats, etc.) and I actually rang her once while she was sat opposite me pretending to be on her phone! This was like 15 years ago, and so her phone just started ringing as she had it held to her ear. One of the last lies she told before I stopped speaking to her was that her dad had hired a hitman to kill her and her mum. She forgot that lie and then told us all the following Friday that it was her dad's weekend with her.
Rude-Possibility4682@reddit
One kid said he was in the stands at a Coventry City match, and the goalkeeper got injured. They asked him if he would step in, as he was wearing a green Jersey. Played the entire second half and Coventry won, as he didn't let any goals in. Lots of the kids believed him, but I have my suspicions, as he was only 8 at the time.
vicarofsorrows@reddit
Obviously bollocks. Coventry never went forty-five minutes without conceding….
Well, until last season, anyway 🙂👕
JeffLynnesBeard@reddit
To be fair, he couldn’t be any worse than Brad Collins.
Unable_Owl_1232@reddit
We had one girl that came into school one today pretending she was her twin (she didn’t have one) and they’d switched places at each other’s school.
I remember her friend introducing the “twin” to me under a new name and saying “she’s new” as she was helpfully showing her around her new school at breaktime and I knew it was utter bullshit at 9 years old. Her world came crashing down later that day when teachers got involved and she had to come clean. The next day was quite awkward for her.
DamagedButRepairable@reddit
In the mid 80s - He claimed his dad was worth over £200 million and had in fact paid to have a £20 million extension to the school built, but said the headmaster said no as it would disrupt the nearby biology classes.
hidayet93@reddit
His dad jumped off the World Trade Center and survived
RadaghasztII@reddit
I told my younger cousin that he was born from dog poop. Some dog was pooping on the pavement and someone picked it up and launched it through a hospital window. And thus my cousin was born.
TheeHappyDude@reddit
My mate told me his dad was Gary Glitter. I'm glad I never asked to meet him, he may not have been lying
-cunningstunt@reddit
That his dad owned a top hotel where loads of celebrities stayed, so his dad was best friends with a lot of them and this kid (we used to nickname Billy Bullshit) had met loads of them. Billy said he had met Eminem loads of times through his dad and been to a lot of his concerts. His dad lived in Leigh Park, no top celebrity hotels nearby.
He also claimed he slept with a fashion model at his dad’s hotel when he was 13.
tattoopuppy@reddit
Kid I went to school with told us excitedly one morning that on his way in that day, he’d seen 3 men dressed all in black loading boxes into an unmarked van. As he drew closer he saw the boxes were filled with UZIs. He then acted out the dialogue between himself and the men, bafflingly using a bad American accent for both parts.
Hey man! Gimmie one of those guns man!
No way kid, get outta here!
Etc etc. anyway long story short he convinced the men to give him an UZI.
We were 14 and quite alarmed that he was bold enough to try this bullshit. After telling him to shut the fuck up we insisted he bring said UZI into school the next day. He confidently replied that he would.
Next day rolls round and he’s empty handed to no one’s surprise. What happened to the UZI? He dropped it down a grid on the way in by mistake.
Biceratops1@reddit
In sixth form college, a 17 year old classmate actually convinced me that she was assaulted by her uncle which led to a pregnancy and a child that was 2 years old and was being raised by family, that child went on to then slip and die in the ice while we were at college together and I was distraught. Later found out it was all lies.
vicarofsorrows@reddit
I said that my Gran was the first female pilot for British Airways.
Nobody was at all impressed….
Inevitable-Debt4312@reddit
People remember these things though.
Somewhere on Reddit there’s a r/Nottingham sub and someone’s writing that the first female BA pilot came from there.
vicarofsorrows@reddit
Lucky I was lying in the days before the internet!
My Gran was from Worcester….
Sadie_UK@reddit
What a niche lie, I love it
Warm-Reference-4965@reddit
Kid in my high school used to lie about everything. One of his whoppers was that he had been chosen as the lead part Joseph in the school production of Joseph and the amazing technicolour dreamcoat. Why say that when he clearly hadn't been chosen? He used to then strop off when his lies were called out. By far the worst was him telling everyone that he had been diagnosed with cancer. Of course he hadn't. Compulsive liars fascinate me especially when their lies are easily proven as lies. Why do it?
skafaceXIII@reddit
There was a kid in my year who claimed he trained with the (Australia, cos we're Australian) SAS. Reckons they parachuted him into the bush (on a school night) and he had to navigate back to base. We were like 14 at the time
BadShi-6@reddit
We had a kid in high school that would try and convince people he was a vampire. He’d throw a full on fit if it was sunny and a teacher tried to make him go outside for break and would scream in agony, clutching his chest if somebody said the word garlic to him.
I remember vividly one time he stood in the middle of this circle on the playground and told people he’d ’bring them in’ but he had to bite them and they had to stay home for a week while they changed.
He was excluded for 2 weeks for biting several kids. Draculas reign didn’t last long after that.
Inevitable-Debt4312@reddit
Well, this answers my earlier question about whether people actually inhabit their fantasy worlds …
english_man_abroad@reddit
One boy said that once, he accidentally fell out of his first floor bedroom window. Luckily, a nurse was passing by and she took him inside and sucked him off. One girl said that her sister invented the phrase "Lambrini girls just want to have fun" and Lambrini stole it off her for their ads.
Inevitable-Debt4312@reddit
Interesting isn’t it? Do you think some kids actually live in these fantasy worlds, and are repeatedly disappointed when the King never turns up for their birthday?
Maybe their Mum’s tell them these stories. Probably adults need this sort of fantasy support more than kids.
dinkidoo7693@reddit
My brothers friend claimed his uncle worked at old trafford and he also claimed his half sister’s cousin was a member of westlife
InkedDoll1@reddit
I know two people who work at old Trafford, I didn't realise it was impressive! Neither of them tend to want tickets though, they're both City fans.
dinkidoo7693@reddit
We were kids at the time and had no idea how people get jobs at sports venues or anything. He was always bragging about his uncle working there but never said what job his uncle did there.
Inevitable-Debt4312@reddit
The employers didn’t check the CVs then?
InkedDoll1@reddit
One of them had their wedding reception at Old Trafford and danced to Blue Moon whilst waving a City flag around, so their employers definitely know at this point!
SmokinPotNotHot@reddit
A lad names Kai claimed his dad owned the motorways and Disneyworld - good luck beating that
Beginning-Annual-860@reddit
I told people that Iggy Pop was my real dad.
Dolphin_Spotter@reddit
Who knows?
TheLoneEcho@reddit
I still find it strange he was in Star Trek.
Icy_Act1620@reddit
Tom Morello also has a very brief cameo in Voyager
kingmickyb@reddit
Was he The Passenger?
TheLoneEcho@reddit
He played a fella called Yelgrun. He was funny too.
kingmickyb@reddit
Hah, I remember the character now i look him up, but I had no idea it was Iggy Pop! Great bit of trivia, thank you!
WhyIsTheMoonThere@reddit
Had a mate at school who was king bullshitter. He told us he went on holiday with his family, and jumped off a 4th floor balcony into the pool. We asked how he didn't break his legs, he said "I pencilled."
He also claimed to have watched a Norwegian satanic cult burn a church over Skype.
gone-in-a-spark@reddit
Friends dad used to drink at the pub with Sinn Féin. Top bloke apparently.
Squiggally-umf@reddit
Haha I’ve heard someone tell this story before but it transpired they meant Fergal Sharkey and for some reason thought his name was Sinn Féin.
Ceelogie@reddit
I've got the exact opposite. We had this one kid at our school, constant lies. Said his brother trained in Kung Fu with Shaolin monks, said his dad was an MP, said his family had a Ferrari. You know, basic bullshit. Anyway, one day he said his aunt has a pet monkey. I called bullshit on it immediately and for the next 4 months we called him monkey boy. Inventive, I know.
Anyway, sometime later he said his mum's bringing the pet monkey with her to come pick him up. We laugh at the sheer idiocy on show here and pretty much forget about it. Little did we know, at 3:20 pm our lives would be changed forever. His mum pulled up and next to her? A fucking chimp in the passenger seat. I have no idea the kind of legal hoops you needed to jump through in the early 2000's to own a pet chimp but somehow this boy's aunt did it. The worst part was, the chimp was dressed better than he was. It was clear who was the favourite in that family.
Squiggally-umf@reddit
In year 3 of primary school (so about 7-8 years old) this kid called Lee said out loud in class that Buzz Aldrim was his dad. When the teacher said “I don’t think so, Lee” he got really emotional and said he was so upset at everyone accusing him of lying. He became irate and was sent outside to calm down.
I feel sad for this poor kid who was clearly very self-conscious about not knowing who his dad was just trying to comfort himself by explaining his dad’s absence as being too busy visiting the moon rather than accepting that it was abandonment.
alicatpow@reddit
A girl at my school insisted she had family in Italy, she spoke fluent Italian, and she spent every summer over there. When asked to speak some Italian all she could say was 'bourgorno' so we all called her a bullshitter. We also knew her family so we knew they had lived in the village for generations.
At some point she escalated and insisted she had a fiancé in Italy, so we all asked to see a picture. I shit you not, she showed us a photo on her phone that she had taken from the history textbook we were studying at the time! You could even see at the edges the text that surrounded it. Even if we hadn't recognised it, it was very clearly an old style black and white portrait and not a modern photo.
I did feel a little bad for her because her family life was shite and we all knew it, but I don't know what she thought she would achieve with her transparent lies.
macjihad@reddit
We had a Billy Bullshit in my year back in the day. He still gets called Billy to this day! He once told us he got a helicopter to school one morning cos he lived out in the sticks!
oysterband@reddit
When I was in year 1 or 2 we learnt about the planets, and that Venus is the hottest planet. A boy in my class told me that his cousin died because he went to Venus and melted. I believed him lmao
Mysterious_Fox_8058@reddit
We had a kid who told us he had escaped from the nursery (preschool) and joined our class and nobody had noticed or said anything. I even have false memories of him climbing through the fence between the nursery and primary school.
BadShi-6@reddit
You’ve just completely unlocked a memory for me!
We had a new kid come into our year at primary school — another kid started a rumour she’d snuck in from nursery simply because she was short 😂 the whole school believed it too we all thought this poor kid had snuck through.
odx0r@reddit
My mate "Johnny" was a perpetual bullshitter. A few favourite examples:
Once told me around age of 10 that if you mixed your own blood with some other household kitchen ingredients and put it onto lego then the lego would fly.
Even back then we called him out for sheer bullshit.
About 3 years later, he said that "him and Liam got invited by some 16 year old girls at the bus stop to go home with them to get blow jobs, which they went along with but at the last minute they pissed in the girls' mouths and ran away".
Even at 13 we just couldn't get our heads around how obviously bullshit the stories were.
I can't believe how well written Jay from the in-betweeners is. 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
craigus17@reddit
My mate told me his dad went to prison in India for beating a copper to death after they knocked his mobile phone out his hand, and he bribed his way out.
Not as outlandish as some of the other bullshit stories retold on this thread, but unlike some of the other stories we were 35 fucking years old at the time.
JavaRuby2000@reddit
That he designed programmed and built his own robots. Just a random thing to come out with but, he kept this going from the whole time I knew him from infant school all the way to when I last saw him at about 15 years old. A few years later I hooked up with his sister and mentioned it and apparently it was completely made up and he still told people and it was like a fantasy that he even discussed with his family.
There was also a thing where I grew up in Lancashire of girls telling people they mum went to school with Tina Turner in Lancashire. Not just from one place either, Blackburn, Accrington, Chorley, Bolton, Blackpool I've met girls who were convinced that Tina Turner grew up in their town and went to their local school with their mum I don't know if it was some weird Lancastrian thing where everybody decided to lie to their daughters that Tina Turner was not American and grew up in the NW or England or not but, certainly strange.
SunnyShineKitty88@reddit
In the early 2000s, I told my class and my English teacher in year 11 that my mom once met Michael Jackson when she was about 10 years old, obviously, they didn’t buy it 🤣
Interesting_Fish309@reddit
We nicknamed my brother billy bullshit. Always telling lies
BigDsLittleD@reddit
Went to school with a guy who "attended the Kerrang awards"
Hung out and partied with Trent Reznor and Marilyn Manson, Korn, all the bands that were big at the time.
Got a t-shirt signed by all of them as well.
We were at his house once and someone asked about said T-Shirt
Apparently the frame it was in fell off the wall, and the broken glass made some holes in the shirt, so he threw it in the bin.
brokkenbricks@reddit
A house fell on him the same day he met Miley Cyrus.
Flowerofthesouth88@reddit
In year 4 or 5, Someone in my class said he goes to the wacky warehouse every weekend because his grandfather owned it. He left before the secondary department, and it was obvious that he lied as he left!
scruntyboon@reddit
That he had a real life Hoverboard, Back to the Future 2 was big at the time
lapsongsue@reddit
The bottle bank story from The Inbetweeners did the rounds at my school in the early 90s.
smellyfeet25@reddit
She wasn't at my school but one girl said that another girls mother was dead. She said she had been stabbed. she claimed the father was having an affair and when the mother confronted the other woman she stabbed her. It was all a pack of lies
docsav0103@reddit
There was one kid in my year in school who got hit by a car, he was fine, but the lying kid told everyone he was run over by the ice-cream van which to a bunch of 8 year olds is comedy gold.
DB-DanCooper@reddit
My mate told his mother he was blind and got the day off school.
Dennyisthepisslord@reddit
Day after WrestleMania this boy said he had been there. Considering it finishes at 3am or whatever on the Sunday night we suggested he was pulling our leg. "I flew back on Concord" our school, and most our homes, were under the flight path. We knew what time Concord flew every single day. We also knew it would wake us up flying over in the morning if for some reason it suddenly broke all the traditional flight times and rules.
I can't work out what was the more ludicrous lie.
Illustrious_Sea7480@reddit
Late 80s. His absent dad was a body guard for Michael Jackson.
No_Wolf4283@reddit
Lad at work told us his uncle was the groundsman at the San Siro
ironside_online@reddit
His uncle invented the IRA.
breaded_skateboard@reddit
I'd argue it was the British army invented the IRA
Rico1983@reddit
Maybe his uncle was in the army?
jonnyshowbiz@reddit
It's an argument you wouldn't win
hdhxuxufxufufiffif@reddit
We had a lad in sixth form who used to claim he'd be asked to fill in at the Ministry of Sound, Sankeys, Cream, Gatecrasher and so on when their regular DJs were off.
Funnily enough years later I worked with someone who did the same thing but by this point we all had phones connected to search engines in our pockets and he was caught out by claiming to have DJed the previous weekend at a club that was closed for a few months. He deflected by saying something like "oh they have a secret VIP venue, you won't have heard of it" but never said anything again.
londonbrewer77@reddit
Absolutely Jay from the Inbetweeners behaviour here.
DropDeadFredidit@reddit
My Auntie has a whole host of mental health issues but has always been manipulative and displayed attention seeking behaviours. My mum was the younger sister and one day at school, other kids kept coming up to her to say sorry that her mum had died. Her sister told everybody that my Nana had slipped down the stairs, broken her neck and died. My mum always jokes that she didn’t have much foresight in how she was going to continue the lie as it was there mum that picked them up from school everyday lol.
Adventurous-Elk-5193@reddit
A girl at primary school ( maybe 10yo) told us that she had an illness that was going to kill her and 3 times a week she had to go on a life support machine .
Guilty_Struggle_6089@reddit
Ex GF of mine (ex school mate) once told me that she worked on the prosthetics/make up Department on LOTR fellowship of the ring and helped Create the look of the Orc’s. Wasn’t even aware the film was shot in New Zealand
She was fit and way out of my league so didn’t dare challenge her on the fact she would only have been around 14/15 at the time the film came out.
oily76@reddit
Kid that lived on my road said he was taken to the moon every week to be given his supply of he-man pills. But he had to promise not to use his strength on his school mates, of course.
Ended up being a successful entrepreneur and moved to the US, then got in hot water for producing propaganda for the US government in Iraq!
raged_norm@reddit
They were on the first team for the Nottingham Panthers Ice Hockey Team
yearsofpractice@reddit
Having been a student in Nottingham in the 90s and watching the Panthers play (cheapest tickets for sport/violence at the time) quite regularly, the idea that randoms were playing on the team isn’t too hard to believe.
raged_norm@reddit
This was year 5 though...
Even that I think is a stretch
yearsofpractice@reddit
Those pads hide a multitude of sins, ages and heights.
Rico1983@reddit
Most players were three small children wearing a trench coat in those days.
fastestman4704@reddit
One girl in my school stole the details of her younger cousins sexual assault and told the story as her own, and we didn't find out until her 18th birthday because her cousin went to a different school but was invited the party.
hamstertoybox@reddit
Kids can do that as a roundabout way of saying they’d been sexually assaulted.
fastestman4704@reddit
I'm sure that happens but this girl told a lot of lies.
First-Lengthiness-16@reddit
The most outlandish thing here is that someone thought sexual assault was an appropriate conversation topic for an 18th birthday party
fastestman4704@reddit
Iirc it was on the way out the door, someone's mum said something about keeping an eye on drinks because of what happened to [cousin] and people were like "what happened to [cousin], weird that both [cousin] and [girl-from-school].."
smoulderstoat@reddit
A kid told us his Dad had invented the hovercraft and got royalties every time one was used.
h8d7@reddit
One girl in my primary school class told us that she wrote The Hobbit and also wrote that "I Saw A Dragon" song from the film Pete's Dragon and performed it in a talent show and won.
Thick_Suggestion_@reddit
Girl claimed she was related to Kate Middleton bc they shared a surname. Lmao
Critical-Reporter316@reddit
We were both 14 at the time.
We had a public speaking workshop visit our school. We each had to write a speech on any topic - it just had to be something that we really identified with. My friend's, at the time, mum had breast cancer and was going through chemo. Naturally, my friend decided to write about cancer.
It was only when we were reading and talking through our speeches together did she come out with how she herself has breast cancer and is going through chemotherapy for it. I was deeply confused and asked how her family were coping with it.
She mentioned that her family "didn't know" about her chemotherapy and made me swear to not tell them. Realised she was a liar and ended that friendship very quickly after that. I still can't even comprehend why you'd lie about something like that.
Deft-Vandal@reddit
That he came up with the idea for Mechagodzilla and gave it to the producers to use, despite us being 10 years old and Mechagodzilla already being like 24 years old at this point 🤣
CodeBeginning6548@reddit
This wally at school said he sat next to the head of Rock Shox (the mountain bike suspension company) on a flight to the US.
As they got on so well, he was going to send him a load of bikes and all the best suspension forks to try out. They never showed up though due to shipping issues between the US and UK.
This is one of the many, many ridiculous lies he told. No one believed you, Brent 😅
Rooky030@reddit
We had a kid who swore his uncle was the lead programmer for the original Tomb Raider. He claimed the cheat codes for infinite ammo and skipping levels were secret family birthday messages.
Happy-Possibility-@reddit
A girl said that her granny owned Alton Towers. We were 16, and it was 2005, so definitely bullshit.
Ok-Constant-2683@reddit
Kid in year seven said he was shot in the leg in a bar in Orlando when on holiday there.
Mglfll@reddit
We had a lad in our school come in one Monday saying him and his brother kneecapped another lad from school on the Friday night. The kneecapped victim was off with appendicitis it turned out
4dham@reddit
his uncle founded kawasaki.
CoffeeKeyDog@reddit
Aged 5 I came back to school after my summer holiday telling everyone my plane had crashed in to the ocean and that I got to jump down the inflatable slide.
WalkerJoggerSprinter@reddit
If only I had been at school with Jay from The Inbetweenwers. I would have so many
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