ULPT Request: seeking solutions for loud cars in our small town
Posted by Ophelias_Muse@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 21 comments
(Apologies is this doesn't read well, I'm terribly underslept after weeks of this)
Tl;Dr Loud cars doing laps all night in small Aussie town. Looking for ways to spook them or have them damage their own cars.
I live in a regional town in Queensland, Australia and just before fuel prices rose, there was an uptick in obnoxiously loud cars and bikes doing laps around town. Inexplicably, they have only become worse. Last night, they were so loud I ended up calling the police around midnight. I was told I wasn't the only one who had called. They didn't ease until after 2am, though it sounded like maybe one or two had left the group earlier than 'normal'. Not sure if the police were successful.
They do this every night, from 9pm through til 4am sometimes. At least one of the cars backfires constantly which echoes and is impossible to ignore. Apparently the car (at least the noise) is known across town and it's been like that for more than a year.
I'm planning to call the non-emergency police line during the day to make a noise complaint. I'm positive I won't be the first in town to have done so.
I lay there, trying to sleep, thinking of 'spilling' something slippery on the road, caltrops... last night I thought of setting up a silhouette of a running person near the side of the road between their laps to spook them...
We live near a racecourse (for horses, but empty at night) so there would be a good opportunity to have them veer off into that without anyone getting hurt (other than them). The town would be livid if they damaged their favourite drinking and yelling at horses place.
Any thoughts, commiserations or suggestions welcomed. Bonus points if its something ephemeral
Former-Increase-9165@reddit
If you can find their vehicles, simply fill their exhaust with expanding foam ,
Tim_the_geek@reddit
Remember people.. don't feed the Karens, they will comeback for more.
sideshow999@reddit
Obligatory piss disc comment.
Security_Breach@reddit
A piss disc in their air intake may actually do the trick.
stabbingrabbit@reddit
Find where they live and do the same to them.
No_Educator_6376@reddit
In the curve of the road where they are running hot laps if you accidentally spilled a gallon of Tide washing soap in the curve every car might wreck and spoil the fun.
Ophelias_Muse@reddit (OP)
Tide specifically? Or will any similar work?
No_Educator_6376@reddit
Any liquid soap will work they are all very slippery
Throwawayffxg1972@reddit
Pleas didn’t do this, you could get someone killed.
look at the other comment me and another guy left about recording them.
clandestino123@reddit
As a Brisbane resident.... You could try just driving really slowly in front of them at 40kmph, that certainly winds me up.
Do that for 2 or 3 hours one night this week. They'll move on.
Ps for our American friends - that's about 25 miles per hour.
Z4-Driver@reddit
Do you have a flash you could activate any time with a button? Then place yourself somewhere adequate and flash them, so they get frightened and think, they get a fine. Maybe, that slows them down.
Or let a kid stroller roll into the road before them. If they hit it, it might shock them, too.
That's at least, if they not only are loud, but also too fast.
Responsible-Cow5828@reddit
If this is a small town, do you know where they live or work? Must be hard to be anonymous with a loud car in a small town. Sometimes those modified cars just get random flat tires or get their windows shattered by bad luck.
Also frozen piss discs and fuck their dads.
Ophelias_Muse@reddit (OP)
I have posted a few times in local FB groups to try to find information about them. I'm considering camping out one night and writing down their number plates. Though from what one person said, one of the bikes doesn't even have registration plates on it.
Definitely going to keep calling the police though.
tree_beard_8675301@reddit
Take pictures of it. Their neighbors probably recognize the bike.
NC-Tacoma-Guy@reddit
Caltrops
Spastic_Potato@reddit
Any liquid soap will work.
My suggestion is dry laundry power. Spread over a corner they take at speed or a breaking spot.
Let them run the spot a few times then spray with water to activate the soap.
Just to scare them. Not hurt or damage property
Should slow them down
Another option is fishing line with loops tied in it. Attach to a rock and throw across the road. It'll become entangled in wheels, CV rubbers etc and force them to stop.
Throwawayffxg1972@reddit
“Just scare them. Not hurt or damage property”
Dude, literally both of your ideas could easily get someone killed. They also aren’t even guaranteed to affect the drivers in question, these have a way higher chance of hitting some innocent person who’s driving down the same roads.
Throwawayffxg1972@reddit
Don’t try to damage the cars. Besides the obvious chance that your plan could get someone killed, you could get sued and/or arrested (and they will probably just keep doing what they are doing).
Like another commenter said, just record them with a high quality camera. Get a good recording that clearly shows what car they are driving, what they are doing, and try to also get a good shot of their faces and/or plates. Do this as often as you can.
Then send it the cops, they probably won’t do anything about it (part of the plan). Then after them not doing anything about it, spam it everywhere on social media and send it to the news. This will most likely get the cops to actually act and will also directly impact the drivers lives.
Popular-Drummer-7989@reddit
Time to take a tripod and video their plates..post online for "Losers Derby" or some other naming.
Seriously, Maybe get a petition with your neighbors to bring to the counsel for installing speed barriets or a roundabout on that intersection to deter them elsewhere
Ophelias_Muse@reddit (OP)
I am definitely considering camping out and getting photos and video. Especially if I can film them speeding and get someone to do the math and work out how much they are over the speed limit.
When I've posted on local FB pages about it, the majority of people tell me to 'take a chill pill' and 'let people have fun'.
Ghrrum@reddit
Dude, tried and true truck.
Glue a cardboard box down to the road. Paper bags of sand or gravel are also good for friendly biodegradable hazards that will ruin their night