Anon works in HR | TheaterFire

Dude, did you know, not every Indian is that brown colour. Yes, surprising, I know. There are black and white coloured Indians too. A simple google search is all it takes

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Dude, the different color is only a tiny thing of what separates different races. Have you ever seen an Albino black? Yeah its skin is white but looks absolute nothing like a White (aka European) person.

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jujubaba_12@reddit

Yes I have, because their facial structure is different, not "it's" facial structure. Also I don't think that the facial structure is extremely different

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PlasticAssistance_50@reddit

Also I don't think that the facial structure is extremely different

You know that anthropologists can distinguish white vs black people merely looking at their skull, right? They are massively different.

https://i.ibb.co/XxgNK8YV/image.png

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jujubaba_12@reddit

I am talking about Indians and "whites"

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Interesting_Buy_3969@reddit

is this bait as well

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jujubaba_12@reddit

At this point I don't care. It's just "jokes", it's "ragebait. Fuck all of you.

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noobkill@reddit

There are like 1.4 billion indians, even 0.1% probability is like 1.4 million such people

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TheThalmorEmbassy@reddit

Aw dang I was gonna say some of them look Turkish

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Varangus@reddit

Alexander the Great did conquer a part of India, maybe there's a microscopic chance some of his soldiers' DNA survived without major alterations until now.

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Swiper_The_Sniper@reddit

Ive literally seen some mfs whose skin reflect light while being Indian with features that could be classed as some form of European (definitely no random european ancestry). This isn’t some stupid race theory im tryna go for, its just what ive seen IRL

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AOC_Gynecologist@reddit

I think there's two possible/reasonable/logical explanations for this post:

doesn't know how italians look like
turmeric stained hands

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Interesting_Buy_3969@reddit

see source

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Flywolfpack@reddit

Ay give me somma dat chicken roga josh ova heah

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Wtf-Road@reddit

You can tell its fake when the indian believes it looks Italian

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Pale-Stranger-9743@reddit

it

Lmao

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Valuable-Chipmunk784@reddit

Remember, dehumanisation is the first step to genocide. Keep it up!

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hazeust@reddit

Yeah, well “they” and “them” framing starts wars, too. It doesn’t end, my friend.

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Emastation@reddit

Okie dokie

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depressome@reddit

Will do!

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GuerillaGandhi@reddit

The second step: using dirty hands and feet to make food.

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Maybe_this_time_fr@reddit

Journey of a million steps starts with one. Keep it up.

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SKRyanrr@reddit

*billion

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SKRyanrr@reddit

Ok saaar!

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wokeaspie@reddit

Jeets dehumanize themselves more than we ever could

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razeyourshadows@reddit

It

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kojimbob@reddit

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Jigglepirate@reddit

This is amazing

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catdiscpalpita@reddit

it

Lmao

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PlasticAssistance_50@reddit

it Lmao

Yep.

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-fly_away-@reddit

Italian form Naples or Sicily perhaps

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baudmiksen@reddit

From when the moors did all that fuckin

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agabcharif@reddit

And the carthaginians

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Cloverskeeper@reddit

They were closer to the Greeks than modern Moroccan or North African countries today

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jaxonbierbauer@reddit

Carthaginians were Phoenicians, they're a Semitic race that came from the region that became Lebanon and Israel today. They weren't Greek at all.

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Cloverskeeper@reddit

That’s barely a portion of the population the moors were an export fucking situation southern Italians are genetically closer to the Tuscans or native peninsular inhabitants, the birth got fucked by Gaulic and Cisapline genes hence why they are paler

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Cloverskeeper@reddit

Honestly even then they get the stereotypical olive skin tone and that is a far cry from burgundy/black that jeets get

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dulcoflex@reddit

Your view of Indians is warped. My Indian lawyer looks like a Eastern European with brown-gold hair. They have darker hair, but there are white-blue eyed people in India.

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XxTreeFiddyxX@reddit

N. Africa

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Rigamortus2005@reddit

You know indian is the most genetically diverse country on the planet right?

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AOC_Gynecologist@reddit

fascinating, you would think there would be some observable evidence of this, but they hide it really well!

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Rigamortus2005@reddit

Evidence of what? Why would they hide something that's not important. What are you even talking about

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Nice_Cash_7000@reddit

They were making fun of you implying that there is no evidence.

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MechwolfMachina@reddit

It was well written but reads like a white woman HR recruiter “I killed sexism and I did it fabulously” linkedIn posts

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ywhine@reddit

https://ibb.co/0pSrfvjj

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SKRyanrr@reddit

it

Savage 💀

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Meat_Goliath@reddit

Or that any HR department that would hire an HR rep who isn't a woman with blonde hair (dyed, naturally). Or the occasional diversity hire of a woman with dark hair.

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Hussor@reddit

Recruiters aren't HR, they're a third party head hunter for companies. A good recruiter will also prepare the candidate for the interviews conducted by the company.

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Longjumping_Visit718@reddit

This. I came to type this but the average Brahmin has a nose that would make an Izrael-i blush.....

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DarkScorpion48@reddit

My wild guess is that Indian IT recruiters in Zurich don’t frequent 4chan

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AHighAchievingAutist@reddit

IT

lmao

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PlasticAssistance_50@reddit

Indian IT recruiter (I look Italian)

Sure.

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Aphrel86@reddit

ironically proving the guy right.

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Thalilalala@reddit

apply to 10 IT jobs get rejected change last name to Singh and apply again get 10 interview invites

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bront-antwoord@reddit

What kinda poo-flinging fanfic is this?

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FreshTomacco@reddit

Just that

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youshallpassnt@reddit

L

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Upper-Refrigerator54@reddit

Who’s this Italian looking Indian?

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Lastburn@reddit

I still don't get why they issue work visa for IT, there's now a surplus of local IT talent almost everywhere

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c4ndidm00n@reddit

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waterpong@reddit

Fake: anon is an Indian IT worker in Zurich Gay: anon gets blacked

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Ptar_Migan@reddit

Fuck off back to the greentext sub

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waterpong@reddit

Valid

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TendieBot2000@reddit

be me

get home from my vasectomy

hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

must be Chad again

know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

log onto reddit and open /r/4chan

read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her

think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

Fake: anon is an Indian IT worker in Zurich

Gay: anon gets blacked

giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

it's been a good day

i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

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Master_Shopping9652@reddit

He could have saved himself by replying "Oh, sorry...I thought you where Pakistani. I know nations both banter with each other."

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TheLastDropOfPee@reddit

"banter"

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_Ross-@reddit

Just some casual bickering

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fatjoe19982006@reddit

Question: Are Indians really a minority when there's well over 1 billion of them?

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Hadnapaton@reddit

Globally? No. In the west? Yes.

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TheOnlyBliebervik@reddit

Decreasingly... in Canada, anyway

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Freddit330@reddit

The only true minority is white people globally. They makeup less than 10% of the human population.

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farcat@reddit

Ngl Indian people have tried to use their position or status against me for no reason it was the weirdest shit to me

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CallReaper@reddit

They're very impartial to be racist towards anyone who's not feeding their ego. Whether Indian or not.

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_f00l@reddit

India sure has some good fiction writers

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Varangus@reddit

good

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AOC_Gynecologist@reddit

it's missing certain je ne sais quoi of the jp morgan cannons writer.

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Softspokenclark@reddit

Self own, she’s only successful because she’s white passing

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xXHalalManXx@reddit

You can tell it’s fake when the Indian assumes any form of power over anyone

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toastedtomato@reddit

Yeah, because people like Rishi Sunak and Kash Patel are in our imagination 😂

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Coelachantiform@reddit

Their names sound like diarrhea-inducing curry dishes lmao

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Jersey_2019@reddit

Timmy is mad :(

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xXHalalManXx@reddit

Bold to assume they run things

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sprinkill@reddit

LFMAO, based.

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SpecialistParticular@reddit

Who's the lady in the picture?

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Captain_Chorm@reddit

Chick from the show House

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burgonies@reddit

Holy shit. I always thought Cutty was Italian

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GolryGoyim2@reddit

Her actress is Italian

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SKRyanrr@reddit

Really thats that Jewish chick?

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JustChillin3456@reddit

Her name is cunty

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Akrodra@reddit

Jessica Marchi

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SpecialistParticular@reddit

Jessica Marchi is a queer bilingual actor and content creator from Italy.

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DefinitelyNotPine@reddit

I look Italian

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mrboomtastic3@reddit

Milan, India.

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Valuable-Chipmunk784@reddit

Mumbilan

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gatosaurio@reddit

Nuovo Delhini?

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FuckRedditIsLame@reddit

They really do believe this, and it's the funniest cope.

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Sjcolian27@reddit

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Emergency-Growth1617@reddit

indian railways are 99% electrified btw, simple google search

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kookieman141@reddit

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ThunderCookie23@reddit

So this is where all the Racists reside. Good to know

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dragonist@reddit

girl

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Mr__Castle_@reddit

I'll bet she doesn't smell Italian...

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SKRyanrr@reddit

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dividingraindows@reddit

italians stank too bro

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Interesting_Buy_3969@reddit

i bet you're Indian

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dividingraindows@reddit

im irish but i grew up in an italian neighborhood in ny

i said 'too' because indians also smell

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ZyklonFart@reddit

When is the last time you smelled a woman.

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Mr__Castle_@reddit

Probably the last time that girl at the gym didn't wipe the seat.

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threemenandadog@reddit

It's ok I rush in and wipe up their ass crack sweat left on the bench with the top half of my sandwich mummy packed for me.

Flavour town!

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SonOfIllicitBehavior@reddit

what a horrible day for the gift of literacy

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barakisan@reddit

Are you asking for a "ur mum" joke, because that's how you get it, mostly from Indian dudes

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ZyklonFart@reddit

If you say so, Oedipus.

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barakisan@reddit

God I wish

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MediocreFox@reddit

A very aromatic poonani.

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AHighAchievingAutist@reddit

WHAT THE FUCK THATS BUTTER CHICKEN NOT LASAGNA

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MangoAtrocity@reddit

young white male (biological)

Holy shit my sides

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AOC_Gynecologist@reddit

young white male (biological) summer

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420yourNansAnuns@reddit

Who ever comes up with this shit is hilarious.

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Demonweed@reddit

Does a single person from Silicon Valley want to chime in about this blacklist? I don't doubt that they have one, but I seriously doubt it aligns with this narrative.

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