Hook-up songs | TheaterFire

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Beyond_Re-Animator@reddit

Roxy Music’s Avalon got me hooked up a lot in the 80s and early 90s

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Carlito2393@reddit

Peter Gabriel - Passion, Music For The Last Temptation Of Christ

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taughtmepatience@reddit

Dire Straits - Dire Straits on vinyl... go to when trying to seal the deal.

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BokChoyJr@reddit

I’m going full albums. Pink Floyd The Wall. It’s very textured, emotional and not rushed. As horny teens it made things pretty spectacular. Honorable mention to The Sky’s Gone Out by Bauhaus.

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Pure_Floyd_Smernitch@reddit

Fiona Apple Criminal Portishead anything

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Fiona, Tori Amos, Varuca Salt, The Donnas, Joan Jett, Pat Benetar, Alannah Myles and later Jennifer Page were all artists a gal could play and even this blonde dude got the message that it was about to be on like Donkey Kong!

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JudgeJuryEx78@reddit

You just unknowingly did me a huge favor.

For months, I have been trying to remember a song by a foreign band and could only remember the sound, knew no words because foreign, and remembered that it was played a lot for years. It was even frequently featured on General Hospital, back when they obtained big music rights to lure in younger viewers.

For some reason I remembered it as an Arab or Middle Eastern band. I was wrong...that's why it was so hard for me to find!

My mystery song was not Return to Innocence, but another by the band called Sadness (Part 1). As soon as I saw Enigma in the post it all came together. Thank you, internet stranger!

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jbg926@reddit (OP)

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pedsmursekc@reddit

Sadness is so good

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Entire-Flower1259@reddit

Sadeness, I think: he spoke French.

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Last_Cod_998@reddit

A friend of mine pointed out that you'll always love the songs that played when you were sexually active.

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Correct-Condition-99@reddit

I touch myself, but the divinyls

https://youtu.be/wv-34w8kGPM?si=dM9Rc1MtohhVa3L-

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toadgoat@reddit

Everything but the Girl

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OkLife7773@reddit

Came here to read this!

Cheers! To every alt girls that ever brought me home back then!

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meli_padme@reddit

Pearl Jam -Black

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alwaystenminutes@reddit

George Michael - I Want Your Sex

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meli_padme@reddit

George Michael - Father Figure

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SackBadger2024@reddit

https://youtu.be/bmgqvXXctvQ

Take Me Now - Viscous Pink.

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CriticalCurrency5725@reddit

Dude, if I busted out the Night Ranger tapes, moves were about to be made. LMFAO

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Winter-eyed@reddit

I can’t wait another minute by high five was playing a lot one summer And that stupid song by color me bad was thumping on all the cars in the early 90s

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2ndChanceAtLife@reddit

NIN - Closer to God

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pedsmursekc@reddit

NIN + Drakkar or Enigma + Obsession cologne = teen years I'll never forget. Oh, and bonus points if she was wearing vanilla fields.

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SquirrelBowl@reddit

Drakkar got me every time

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SadCrocodile762@reddit

Enigma for sure. That music was made to get freaky.

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RetroRobB89@reddit

The Cure, either Caterpillar Girl or Love Song or Just Like Heaven

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TOW2Bguy@reddit

Everything I do, I do it for you.

And Cherry Pie

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pedsmursekc@reddit

Hell yeah. Tastes so good, make grown man cry. Lol, I absolutely cranked "Everything I Do" the other day when no one was home - the extended cut.

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Ok-Grape-3380@reddit

More than Words!

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pedsmursekc@reddit

One of my most memorable experiences happened with that song. Love it, still.

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Revolutionary_Gap150@reddit

Mazzy Star (or NIN when feeling spicy)

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pedsmursekc@reddit

Mazzy Star was my go to in college, with NIN definitely still in play

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Grand_Taste_8737@reddit

Freak Me - Silk

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CountHonorius@reddit

How about this one. Art of Noise - Moments in Love

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IAmDaBadMan@reddit

Chris Isaak - Wicked Game

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Ancient-Cow-1038@reddit

I first danced with her to Crazy For You by Madonna, and first had sex with her to Baby Can I Hold You Tonight by Tracy Chapman.

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More_Law6245@reddit

Oh defiantly INXS's I need you tonight! that was always my tart song on the dance floor, worked pretty well for me.

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unloosedcoin@reddit

2 nights ago I played Tiffany, I think we're alone now. It worked

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blueblocker2000@reddit

Adam Sandler - Lunch Lady Lane

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Lopsided_Panic_1148@reddit

If someone played "Lunch Lady Land," I probably would.

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MrsRalphieWiggum@reddit

Somebody Kill Me" (Please) is a much better song

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spykedaddy@reddit

I’m going with “at a medium pace” for this one fellas

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blueblocker2000@reddit

Maybe, but you can't deny that chorus hits hard in the throws of passion.

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Antique-Ant5557@reddit

I was wondering, do the kids today put together make-out mixes? Is that still a thing?

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Repulsive_Drawl@reddit

I had a friend that swore all it took for him to get lucky was to play Journey.

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Lopsided_Panic_1148@reddit

DON'T STOP believin'!

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IMTrick@reddit

A have a story about R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A. that will probably never be told.

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Lopsided_Panic_1148@reddit

I once got pulled over for speeding while listening to "Jack and Diane," way back in 1988.

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MyFaveTortilla@reddit

TELL US

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IMTrick@reddit

I would, but I'm really not sure I can without it getting more graphic than a lot of people (including me) would be comfortable with.

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MyFaveTortilla@reddit

🤣🤣

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BetterGoogleit17@reddit

Red light special by TLC.

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Lopsided_Panic_1148@reddit

"I Want Your Sex," duh.

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Raul_Duke_1755@reddit

I got my first bj with Lou Reed singing "She kept her head while giving head" and busted up laughing. She wasn't as amused as I was. Take a Walk on the wild side babe!

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A_Gringo666@reddit

But she never lost her head

even when she was giving head.

That was Candy. She came from out on the island. In the back room she was everybodies darlin'.

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ajn3323@reddit

Violator album by Depeche Mode

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efflexor@reddit

Yep, this and Songs of Faith and Devotion

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jbg926@reddit (OP)

Stripped was always a good song, albeit not on that album

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sixwax@reddit

101 version ftw

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waderockett@reddit

Prince, “Do Me Baby” off the Controversy album.

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lovepony0201@reddit

Barry White...the entire greatest hits album.

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shakeyjake@reddit

Terrance Trent Darby - The Hardline According to

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familyguyfan937@reddit

Anything Jodeci and Keith Sweat, Do Me Baby(Prince or Melissa Morgan), Rome, H-Town-Part Time Lover, AL B. Sure, Digital Underground-Sex Packets, RFTW-Love You Down...just to name a few...took weeks to make a hook-up mix tape/cd

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silentslady@reddit

U2 - One

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pandemicblues@reddit

Sade

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subibrat85@reddit

How deep is your love. Bee Gees

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OIL_99@reddit

Pony, Justify my Love, Chasing cars

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fallcreekprepper@reddit

I had a mix tape just for such situations, it started out as a 90 min cassette, later it became a CD, even now, many of the songs still live on a playlist my wife and I put on to set the mood:

Mazzy Starr - Fade Into You

Def Leppard - Love bites

Fiona Apple - Criminal

Bob Segar - Night Moves

Eagles - Tequila Sunrise

Don Henley - Last Worthless Evening

Eric Clapton - Wonderful Tonight

Bryan Adams - Everything I do

Those are the ones I can remember off the top of my head. I could go look at my playlist, but it has newer stuff on it as well as stuff my wife added.

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CaptainAssPlunderer@reddit

I bet your boyfriend really loved it.

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fallcreekprepper@reddit

You're hilarious

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Ustob@reddit

My Roomate had "CYPRESS HILL"\~ Temple of Boom Instrumental.

(Insane in the brain album)

\~whenever Dude had a girl i'd know cause he'd put that on.

I'd go outside for a Smoke & come back in & it was off LOL ;D

& even on 25% volume it sounded great w/ surround sound.

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Independent_Tough_81@reddit

Eagles, 71 - 75 Meat Loaf, Bat Out Of Hell Zeppelin, Stairway Journey, Escape Pat Benetar Lita Ford Joan Jett Scorpions Priest Bob Seeger Cheap Trick Metallica

Always had tunes cranked, If I didn't have a tape in, it was 98 Rock in Baltimore, MD or 97 Rock in Buffalo

God's I miss the 80s, even the 90s...

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Amplith@reddit

Ohhh Baby I love your way

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CheesyRomantic@reddit

TLC - Red Light Special Toni Braxton - You're Making Me High Boyz 2 Men - I'll Make Love To You Maximilian / Shaggy - Sexual Healing

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PuzzleheadedAbies678@reddit

Towards the end of high school it was Shai, jodeci, Keith sweat, and somehow ironically Nine inch Nails - Closer of all things.

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Whichy-Witchy@reddit

My somehow ironically was the entire Live album lol.

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I-used2B-a-Valkyrie@reddit

Roxy Music - Avalon (album) Pink Floyd Sade Brian Ferry - Slave to Love

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furniguru@reddit

I like how you’re thinking

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Funke-munke@reddit

Still loving you-Scorpions

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eyeroll611@reddit

Computer Love - Kraftwerk

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Crewstage8387@reddit

Feel Like Making Love - Bad Company

Is this Love - Whitesnake

I Wanna Know What Love Is and Waiting for a Girl Like You - Foreigner

Silver Girl, Ever Since the World Began and The Search is Over - Survivor

Love of a Lifetime - Firehouse

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Barthle@reddit

Pissing in Your Maggot Filled Ass by Cannibal Corpse

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CaptainAssPlunderer@reddit

Definitely my closer when I want her to feel classy as we make love.

Really sets the mood just right.

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SunnySTX@reddit

Most Temple of the Dog and Enya songs and my favorite. "At a Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler.

Epic.

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CaptainAssPlunderer@reddit

Shampoo bottle is not optional when using that song for sexy time.

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TeaVinylGod@reddit

Keith Sweat, Boys 2 Men, Jodeci, Stevie B

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sly-3@reddit

After 7 - https://youtu.be/fohpiig8N4U?si=QS3hcIw2z7-n9_Et

Prob would've worked better if I weren't an awkward teenager, but lord knows I tried.

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TXtogo@reddit

Always and forever - heatwave

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karma_the_sequel@reddit

My man.

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TXtogo@reddit

I had a very good friend who was a Q Dog when I was in the army. I was always the only white guy at the parties in Atlanta, so we’d be rocking the funk and all the classics. It was not a bad situation and I had a ton of friends, it was sort of wild.

I think I jammed two lifetimes worth of stuff in before I was 24 years old.. from moving out of my trailer park at 17, partying throughout Manhattan to joining the army and hanging with all those buds.

Always and forever was a big one, all cried out by Lisa Lisa, and at the parties the funk would get everyone moving

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Youre-The-Victim@reddit

Jamiroquai= travel without moving Massive attack= mezzanine Portishead= dummy

Complete albums

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sixwax@reddit

Mezzanine had gone criminally unmentioned

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TOW2Bguy@reddit

The Mezzanine album... specifically Inertia Creeps and Teardrop definitely were background music for a few hookups in Germany.

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lanfear2020@reddit

In your eyes

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sixwax@reddit

Most effective when serenaded from a boombox while perched on the hood of a car.

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mizuaqua@reddit

6 Underground - Sneaker Pimps

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sixwax@reddit

Right up there with all Portishead

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adelec123@reddit

I remember a guy putting on a Sade cd a little before we started making out lol.

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otterfeets@reddit

The Cure - Disintigration

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Braincloud@reddit

Oh that’s a good one. Plainsong and Pictures of You remind me so much of complicated relationships and boozy hookup relations lol.

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omegared138@reddit

A person with exquisite taste.

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Fuzzteam7@reddit

Heartache Tonight 😁

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WeakCalligrapher336@reddit

Fade into You, Mazzy Star.

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Braincloud@reddit

Great choice!

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That-Surprise@reddit

South Park - Shut your fucking face uncle fucka

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Lovely_catastrophes@reddit

I sing this to my husband of 29 years almost every damn day.

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itusedtorun@reddit

Wicked Game- Chris Issac

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Fair-Wishbone-1190@reddit

That's a great song and and a great video. Except I always wanted to the model on his lap tho. Lol.

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Pielacine@reddit

Hot video for its time too

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SuitablyFakeUsername@reddit

Layla - Derek and the Dominoes

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cosnierozumiem@reddit

Oh ya, that whole album brings me back to sloppy high school hookups.

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ThreeToedMartian@reddit

Johnny Gill, My My My. Jodeci. Most hair metal ballads.

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Aqueouspolecat@reddit

Side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

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Absotivly_Posolutly@reddit

Shit! Beat me to it!

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Provocating@reddit

Fast times at Ridgemont High quote, lol

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vistaculo@reddit

So Houses of the Holy, got it

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AwardSalt4957@reddit

Closer - Nine Inch Nails

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arawnsd@reddit

Portishead, Dummy.

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Iko87iko@reddit

Sexual healing >,lets get it on. Marvin was the panty dropper

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arawnsd@reddit

Still is!

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rumbo211@reddit

Boyz to Men, Jodeci

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TOW2Bguy@reddit

H Town and Silk also enter the chat

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Mental-Artist-6157@reddit

Portishead "Dummy" The whole cd. Let it play.

Also Keith Sweat, if it's more of an R&B evening.

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Onehundredpercentbea@reddit

Can confirm, a sexy CD so powerful that I got pregnant while on the pill, Portishead doesn't mess around.

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Mental-Artist-6157@reddit

DAAAYYYUUUMMM!

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eggs_erroneous@reddit

Dummy is a GREAT sex album. 100%

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Mental-Artist-6157@reddit

Still holds up! Massive Attack too.

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vistaculo@reddit

Lords of Acid

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TOW2Bguy@reddit

Definitely

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foodweneedfood@reddit

Mike Damone was right. Side two of Led Zeppelin IV.

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Aqueouspolecat@reddit

*Side one

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foodweneedfood@reddit

Dammit.

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Aqueouspolecat@reddit

Side 2 would be for after. ;)

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TheRateBeerian@reddit

Portishead

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Braincloud@reddit

Erotic City- Prince. In fact, way too many earlier years Prince songs to name lol. 😏

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tambor333@reddit

Enya watermark... had a lot of sessions with this album as soundtrack.

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Braincloud@reddit

Lol I took that tape and Shepherd Moons, which had just come out, to the hospital and played them during labor when having my first kid 😄

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eggs_erroneous@reddit

Purple Rain is awesome because it's awesome and it's like 10 minutes long.

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That-Surprise@reddit

Purple Rain is awful and it's single redeeming feature is being just about long enough for you to slink away from the DJ booth for a shit

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MaximumJones@reddit

Anything by George Michael

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Material-Damage-2759@reddit

You now have me humming “I want your sex”. Thanks for that

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That-Surprise@reddit

Try "Last Fistmas"

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disturbednadir@reddit

Closer ~ NIN

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Ok-Beginning4152@reddit

👆THIS👆

Best hookup song EVER. Great for dancing at a “gentlemen’s club”, too 😉 (actually, the club owner put it on the No Play list bc … idk why that idiot banned it. Wasn’t the point for the dancers to get the “ gentlemen” aroused? 🤔)

Anywho, great sex song. The beat is just right. IYKYK

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Sing Barry White (Barry White)...

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HoosierLarry@reddit

Danzig…She Rides…Her Black Wings

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imtherealken@reddit

Night Moves