Romania devoured on Eurovision tonight 💯 Are you watching? Who are you voting for?
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casual_philosopher02@reddit
I will surprise everyone and give 12 points to......... Cyprus!
Substratas@reddit (OP)
Did u like the song? Her body was teaaaaa but I’m not a huge fan of traditional elements in music.
casual_philosopher02@reddit
She had horrible vocals, being hot is not enough
Glittering-Boss-911@reddit
Yes! Thank you for stating this!
I'm Romanian and I don't like her voice and neither the lyrics.
casual_philosopher02@reddit
she qualified because of straight men I believe
Glittering-Boss-911@reddit
I don't think so.
Taliskerhu@reddit
Her body was tea?
Girl quit misappropriating AAVE language, it's giving silly billy lol
casual_philosopher02@reddit
AAVE? Like ΑΑΔΕ?
Yavannia@reddit
You just reminded me to pay the taxes, the expiration for the 4% discount expires today thank you!!!
casual_philosopher02@reddit
You are welcome! Another tax payer saved!
Taliskerhu@reddit
They should start taxing these babies for parroting culture
casual_philosopher02@reddit
Αδερφέ μπερδεύτηκες νομίζω, this is not askUSA
Critical-Positive858@reddit
THANK YOU
Taliskerhu@reddit
I'm not your bro, sis, and I wasn't asking, I was giving
casual_philosopher02@reddit
You were giving a whole lot of nothing✨
Taliskerhu@reddit
I must have struck a chord, stop appropriating AAVE language willy nilly, you're coddled little babies safe in your culture
Her body was tea lol
Substratas@reddit (OP)
”It’s giving” also originates from Black ballrom culture so
https://i.redd.it/u2qk543bv51h1.gif
Taliskerhu@reddit
Touche
Substratas@reddit (OP)
https://i.redd.it/cc7y7x1yv51h1.gif
elligrthx@reddit
I will always support Cyprus but for me ESC is about the song - no way I will vote for a shaky breathless artist. My votes go to ….. Albania
BeatnologicalMNE@reddit
Nah, make a change this year! Vote for Croatia or Serbia! xD
Substratas@reddit (OP)
Croatia ate & left no crumbs on Tuesday 🔥
BeatnologicalMNE@reddit
100%
No-Sandwich2225@reddit
lol what, Croatia doesn’t even sing.
gottos_@reddit
No sandwich for you
casual_philosopher02@reddit
I believe in you guys, you will do well either way, so I don't need to vote for you.... Antigone needs it because her voice sucked🤣
BeatnologicalMNE@reddit
Bu she (and dancers) have so much more to offer, right? It's not all about singing! xD
casual_philosopher02@reddit
I am surprised you noticed there is a song playing even 😂 you were focused on the other things offered
amazingamy19@reddit
Damn 😂😭
bekabekica@reddit
Serbia surely will vote for Croatia. The injustice that happened in 2024 must not be repeated. 🤍
ISmellLikeBlackTea@reddit
Yeah im not watching Eurovision so long as Israel is part of it. The contest is dead.
Interesting-Relief10@reddit
Nobody literally cares about your decision
first-officer@reddit
We literally do care you spineless no name.
organela@reddit
We don't. Especially since exclusing someonenlike a musician is exactly what those 🧃 are doing to others.
first-officer@reddit
Poor musicians representing a genocidal country shouldn't be excluded you're saying?
organela@reddit
Unless they are the ones geonociding, then no, they shouldn't be.
Any-Consideration470@reddit
OP stop watching this shit and do something more productive
first-officer@reddit
We are boycotting Eurovision because of genocidal Israel being allowed in. If you have any ethics you will do the same. End of.
ThingCandid9553@reddit
People still watch this trash?
wisdomHungry@reddit
Yes we do. Big tradition in my part of romania
ThingCandid9553@reddit
What part is that? Sounds like one of those places that never really moved on from the 90s.
CarelessParfait8030@reddit
Gatekeeping tv shows? This sounds like the 80s. Did you move past Ceaușescu?
draagossh@reddit
I mean i still watch it some years and I’m from Bucharest
Virus-Aware@reddit
I used to watch it as a kid together with my grandpa, but truth is latest it has become a big pile of cocoa pudding...
SpiritualPin692@reddit
It's always been trash, but when you're a kid you don't know anything about politics. You just enjoy the show.
Carbastan24@reddit
The songs were much much better in the 2000'. By a country mile.
TheNinjaNarwhal@reddit
That's just nostalgia and your specific taste. Music has been great in most of the past years.
jeefo254@reddit
Edgy
ThingCandid9553@reddit
O emisiune de rahat pentru pensionari, cu melodii de rahat, dar dacă ai o apetență pentru așa ceva, nu te oprește nimeni să te uiți.
c0sf-fkr@reddit
Nu e cumva insula iubirii cea mai vizionata emisiune din ro? Hai sa nu mai fim ipocriti cu pseudointelectualismul asta
ThingCandid9553@reddit
N-am urmărit nici măcar o dată Insula Iubirii. TV-ul îl folosesc doar pentru streaming și gaming. La posturi TV nu m-am mai uitat din 2012-2013.
Glittering-Boss-911@reddit
Ia ironic o fundă! 🎀
dorobica@reddit
Oooo, double edgy
jeefo254@reddit
Da, eu nu ma uit la fotbal, de exemplu, dar nu stau sa comentez unde a castigat Chivu cupa Italiei ca e o mizerie fotbalul si nu ar trebui sa mai existe lol.
ThingCandid9553@reddit
Ai mâncat stricat dobrica?
Arbaces420@reddit
Totally, something to root for, our country qualified! How dare you!?
It's not like Romania national team qualified for the world cup and I have a better alternative.
Let's rehearse together
lala laaaa CHOKE ME... tralalala CHOKEEEE ME
Astristul@reddit
True, but you can't say that her song, or her performance, from yesterday, is trash!
enilix@reddit
Yes, millions of people watch Eurovision every year.
IancuRastaboulle@reddit
We watch it because it's trash!
crnecarape@reddit
Underrated comment!
Opposite_Key8356@reddit
I stopped watching when Conchita won. 🙄🤦♀️
ThingCandid9553@reddit
Is that the guy with the makeup and beard?
Opposite_Key8356@reddit
Exactly.
Glittering-Poet-2657@reddit
I’m rooting for Ireland, Spain, Slovenia, Iceland, and the Netherlands.
ClassicRockPanda@reddit
Spain who is boycotting the Eurovision contest?
bimches@reddit
They all are, that's the joke
x-ploretheinternet@reddit
Don't cheer too much for the Netherlands, they are still very complicit in genocide.
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4baobao@reddit
they're busy rooting for these guys
PhysicalGrab4751@reddit
Love the taste of hamas dicks in the mouth?
This_Lion5856@reddit
Yeah everyone not support Isreal's genocial aspirations is clearly hamas
You win 10 goy points and a free 2 months subscription to Spotify premium
4baobao@reddit
don't you dare to genocide those terrorists
AnakamaTH@reddit
https://i.redd.it/u3rv9y2ul61h1.gif
broken_frenum32@reddit
Based
MartinBP@reddit
Pathetic.
Fred_Neecheh@reddit
Came here to say this
Frequent-Seaweed-794@reddit
I root for Bulgaria and Albania...a little bit for France 😁
oxingames@reddit
Moldova was peak
zack459@reddit
Moldova is much better then those choke lyrics!
Big-Traffic3723@reddit
Dara - Bangaranga! This was epic! Please, vote for us Balkan brothers!
No-Sandwich2225@reddit
I’m still waiting for her to sing something. What a trash song.
Own_Worth_5929@reddit
Nah, It's good
AwareStrategy@reddit
Nah, it’s bad
Own_Worth_5929@reddit
Nah, it's fine
RedLemonSlice@reddit
The Baba Vanga song 🙌
Big-Traffic3723@reddit
petahthehorseisheah@reddit
Utter brainless dogshit. Not even stupidly fun, just crap
Substratas@reddit (OP)
Dara ATE too! 🔥
Neat_Selection3644@reddit
Splitting my votes equally between Romania and the UK!
AwareStrategy@reddit
No offense but UK’s song was the worst of them all.
TikaOriginal@reddit
UK is auto-qualified iirc since they're part of the big five
hedgy37@reddit
Serbia is my favourite!
Besides it sounding very good, it isn't modern slop, it doesn't have sexual lyrics, naked people on stage or other socio-political propaganda.
ayyyyyy_lmaoooooo@reddit
Romania, Greece, Bulgaria and Albania came in with bangers. Serbia and Croatia had decent songs too. Didn't really care for Montenegro unfortunately.
RoyaleKingdom78@reddit
I’m not gonna watch this shitshow this year
hades_cj@reddit
It's all politics here. It's not about the music, unfortunately.
dragecs@reddit
I only know that the Cyprus girl ungayed me.
Short-Programmer6444@reddit
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
Excellent_Jeweler_43@reddit
To me Eurovision just looks like some goyslop competition nowadays, havent watched it in years
Rough-Boot865@reddit
Grow up
Icy_Society4665@reddit
Impressive-Star-114@reddit
Bangaranga for sure
MetalMartyrdom@reddit
Il voting for Palestine
petahthehorseisheah@reddit
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petahthehorseisheah@reddit
Apparently criticizing a criminal government instead of the people of it as a whole is chauvinism, bigotry and an insult to national, ethnic religious etc groups. Got it.
4baobao@reddit
coleto22@reddit
Fuck Genocidavision and fuck Israel. Russia was banned but the greater war criminals are invited.
jedyradu@reddit
Oh shut up, you don't care about either way or either genocide, you're just putting your nose up for less on the internet. Yes Israel is a country at a (technically civil) war committing war crimes, that has nothing to do with the performers being sent in to Eurovision.
Russia is invading and waging war against another Eurovision country contestant, while Palestine is not even recognised as a country by most of the European and global countries. It is not the same, wether it is moral or not.
In either case, neither will affect your actual enjoyment over hearing cheesy songs with over the top production. So Bangaranga bitch and rest your bread and circus.
poppopfizz@reddit
you're vomiting your brains full of israeli propaganda. stop.
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Exotic_Cantaloupe_96@reddit
Cry more, Russia threatens europe we ban them. Middle east vision is free to ban Israel.
Itchy-Clock8196@reddit
Isreal has nothing to to with Europe why are they even in the competition? OK most of them are Slavs that could be an argument
enilix@reddit
Most Israelis are not Slavs, the majority are Mizrachim (but even Ashkenazim (European Jews) are genetically mostly Middle Eastern). Anyway, they are in the competition because they're part of the EBU, and all members of the EBU can compete (including countries such as Morocco (competed in 1980), Lebanon, etc.).
4baobao@reddit
same reason Australia is in the competition, they're our allies
dcroopev@reddit
Game, Set, Match
👏
4baobao@reddit
which one are you
hemijaimatematika1@reddit
I am not watching cuckfest to Israel
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hemijaimatematika1@reddit
What agenda,wtf is wrong with you people?
gentle_pirate23@reddit
Yeah, fuck this show.
I_love_purple_toads@reddit
Why do most of the singers this year look like Moulin Rouge Vampire whores? 🤣
iammymaster28@reddit
lol
Substratas@reddit (OP)
I noticed the vampire fashion has become super popular in the Balkans lately - it started with the closeted gay singers from Eastern Europe & the Balkans using Eurovision as opportunity to dress up with capes and robes under the guise of ”it’s art” and then the trend just blew up.
I_love_purple_toads@reddit
But I would say Azis is an exception though
Substratas@reddit (OP)
Lmaooo I love how his pics always showed cleavage, and the face always had streetwalker makeup on with a perplexed expression 😂
I_love_purple_toads@reddit
I also always admired how he was able to walk in those heels!
Miserable-Shake-2903@reddit
I never enjoyed this show, not even when I was younger. I'd rather watch paint dry on a wall. This is just soulless music. I am sick and tired of Alexandra Capitanescu and generally of all the Romanian "artists" that tried their luck at this contest. I am Romanian, btw.
SentenceTop1585@reddit
Croatia all the way, for all the Christians
yokedici@reddit
goyimvision
iadaci@reddit
Oy vey!
Drakelolz@reddit
The circuses interest us not
MargotCat@reddit
She is my favorite!
sasvim_nebitan@reddit
Romania was good. I think I like the song way more than her performance. With Bulgaria it's the opposite.
raysmia@reddit
Dara is the best, I like the Cyprus song more, but Antigoni cannot sing live unfortunately, like what happened??? Girl should just stick to Love Island
Substratas@reddit (OP)
Not Love Island 💀
raysmia@reddit
Yeah, she was on it a few years ago, the UK one😭
No-Sandwich2225@reddit
Same as the Bulgarian singer, what a terrible song.
Own_Worth_5929@reddit
Nah
Efficient-Magician63@reddit
It's a risky song cause it's really random... Same with the UK one imo. But that makes them fun and memorable.
Flimsy-Resident261@reddit
I had no idea Eurovision is tonight
TheReal_Elite@reddit
It’s on Saturday, second semi-final was today.
kamarjera@reddit
The Balkans rule this year! I love the energy of Bulgaria’s Bangaranga and Romania’s ‘choking’ cords ⚡️ also Albanian ode to the family and the singer’s elegant cape. Cypriot mermaid with her Tsifteteli was a ray of sunshine☀️Let’s have fun on Saturday!
StevenAdamsInDallas@reddit
Unemployed news.
Yavannia@reddit
You work at 21:00 in the night?
StevenAdamsInDallas@reddit
Sometimes
PeroCigla@reddit
I'm not voting for anyone nut Romania was the best tonight.
Jackofnotrades010@reddit
zog garbage
kinky-avocado@reddit
Romania tonight is Serbia on 5%🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸
Right_Ad_3782@reddit
Saw there's a LIVE from Eurovision, opened the video, 1 minute of the gayest shit I've ever seen in years, closed the video and found something else more interesting.
TikaOriginal@reddit
Which country was that? I'd say the LGBTQ-meta kinda cooled down this year
Right_Ad_3782@reddit
Don't know, there was a kid with a transparent shirt.
TikaOriginal@reddit
Denmark probably then lol
blitzfreak_69@reddit
It’s been like that for the last decade. I haven’t watched that trash since Austria’s win in 2014.
Ujemegaz@reddit
I hope her voice is thickerthan those thighs 🤎
LowStory2642@reddit
Albania
Substratas@reddit (OP)
https://i.redd.it/t6q61jkny51h1.gif
Real_Branch53@reddit
I think Switzerland had a strong song, voice and visuals. Also liked Romania’s song
0xdef1@reddit
Isn't an Israeli company the biggest financial backer, and Israel was trying to win last year, which ended up 2nd? Is it even a competition anymore?
DapperExplanation77@reddit
Interesting song and performance. I think the singer before her used the same operatic voice so it looked like copying. Don't know how the programme is arranged and do they know in advance?
Consistent-Low-0@reddit
who cares
InternationalPie1306@reddit