ULPT: How to Deter door to door salesman?

Posted by Lonely-Raspberry5727@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 246 comments

Is there anything o can say that would shorten these interactions? I have a sign by my door (usually ignored).
I live in an area where door to
Door sales are quite common.
I have kids who play outside, and am
Often interrupted but pushy salespeople.
I don’t want to be a complete bitch, but I want to send them on their way, as quickly as possible.

Any tips would be greatly appreciated!