If delicious food can be "mouth-watering", then attractive men could be "vagina-watering"
Posted by flopsyplum@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 37 comments
JellyBellyBitches@reddit
They got so wrapped up in if they could, they didn't stop to think if they should...
rational_hedonist@reddit
this is genuinely the most overused quote on this sub lmao
might as well have a bot post it every post
XROOR@reddit
I once dated a lovely teacher from North Carolina and stepped on her pantie and it stuck to my foot…..
She was the one that got away!
PM_Your_Wiener_Dog@reddit
/r/BandNames Mouth Watering Vagina
LexxFly@reddit
Yes women just gush at the sight of me
dunnodudes@reddit
Gag… not gush
LexxFly@reddit
Your not my mom
ZachMudskipper@reddit
Your mum gushes at the sight of you? What in the Alablama
LexxFly@reddit
You wouldn't too if you saw me 😉😙🤭
squired@reddit
There is a brilliantly apt saying in Scotland:
Discordchaosgod@reddit
... why do you think "sploosh" is such a recurring joke in Archer
or women communities in general
InventorOfCorn@reddit
not everyone is interested in archer
meldiane81@reddit
What’s archer? I have heard and said that since the 90s.
Discordchaosgod@reddit
skill issue
dunnodudes@reddit
Hey, I assemble ikea chairs
Chris_Golz@reddit
I assumed that's what Wet Leg meant.
Chris_Golz@reddit
Your mouth waters because you smell the food. Not because of the way it looks.
flopsyplum@reddit (OP)
My mouth also waters when I see the food...
Chris_Golz@reddit
But does your mouth water when I caress your lips?
that_moment_when_@reddit
So your vagina waters because she smells the men?
ilikecatsoup@reddit
Are attractive women penis-watering?
flopsyplum@reddit (OP)
Penis-hardening
FordMaleEscort@reddit
sploosh
flopsyplum@reddit (OP)
Username checks out...
CuntSnotGargler@reddit
Good point.
flopsyplum@reddit (OP)
Username checks out...
GulfCoastLaw@reddit
A good point can also be...nvm ttyl
Jasoncatt@reddit
Are they not already?
captainshar@reddit
Another one I've heard is "the basement is flooded"
JungleCakes@reddit
Yeah? This isn’t a crazy idea…
GaryTurbo@reddit
Pretty sure the term is just wet. Why complicate things?
Adventurous-Ad5999@reddit
i mean, i’m not the most well verse but there might be a lot of euphemism along that line
Jack-of-Hearts-7@reddit
ok
Tacos_Polackos@reddit
Ever heard of the cartoon Archer?
"Sploosh" is a running gag
philliamswinequeen@reddit
so umm if you’ve slept with at least a handful of women I got bad news brother
HyakushikiKannnon@reddit
It’s not phrased like that, but I’m sure the expression exists in various forms.
ihatejerries@reddit
I... I guess