Mario Telling Kids if You do Drugs You'll Go to Hell Before You Die
Posted by Officialfish_hole@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 83 comments
It was a different time
AmeliaNeek@reddit
😂😂😂
chronicnerv@reddit
Mario looks like he's talking from experience.
The-Great-Mullein@reddit
They guy eats mushrooms every day.
0000Matt0000@reddit
It was the 80's. That Mario was probably 23 at the time.
NoIndividual5501@reddit
Guess you weren't old enough for WWF?
0000Matt0000@reddit
I was very much old enough. This is what's called a joke.
NoIndividual5501@reddit
Jokes are usually funny....
Uhokay1970@reddit
Jokes stopped being funny when the AMA changed the definitions of mental illness because of a joke....
Nate8727@reddit
Dude was 56 when the show started.
Dr-McLuvin@reddit
No joke. That Mario has seen some shit.
Ace_Robots@reddit
Plumber life
ghoulthebraineater@reddit
No way. Professional wrestlers never did any drugs other than vitamins.
Uhokay1970@reddit
Ask an addict. Its fairly accurate.
chronicnerv@reddit
I agree, I am one.
c0ld_a5_1ce@reddit
This brings up a good point. Matty Mattheson needs to be some iteration of Mario in his future...
Attic_Has_Finch@reddit
Oh Lou, look around you, we’re already there bro!
spazilator@reddit
I used to watch this show on Fox 64 every morning while I was getting ready for school. Why in the world a syndicated kids show was broadcast at 6am is beyond me. Friday was my favorite because we got an episode of Zelda.
Anyone remember Captain N?
Cubelock@reddit
Mario, the guy that eats magic mushrooms?
CarmenxXxWaldo@reddit
Hes speaking from experience.Â
Ok_Breakfast5425@reddit
He's also big on flower power
Kale_Brecht@reddit
gypster85@reddit
Captain Lou Albano was the GOAT.
Jane__Delawney@reddit
You mean Cyndi Lauper’s dad? I agree
zombie_overlord@reddit
I love that the video for the Goonies song has like 95% of the WWF crew from the 80s. There's a reason for that but I forgot what it was.
GarblingCumfarts@reddit
She basically became part of the Rock 'n' Wrestling group when she met Lou randomly and they became super good friends. This was back in '83 when wrestling circuits were all over the place, and obviously in the mid-to-late 80's is when the WWF really took off and she made friendships with everyone and wrestlers became superstars, so why not have all these superstars in your music video?
Puzzleheaded_Hatter@reddit
Coke made it so much easier to make friends
SteelpointPigeon@reddit
The Goonies ‘R’ Good Enough is such a jam.
FoppyRETURNS@reddit
Local hero!
heldaway@reddit
I forgot all about the live action Mario show!
Relevant-Bit-7394@reddit
Don't do drugs... do this instead.Â
Swing your arms from side to side...
Notredamus1@reddit
I love the happy music in the background as he delivers such a frightening message.
hbi2k@reddit
The average xennial on drugs:
ReiperXHC@reddit
Whoahh!
Particular-Crew5978@reddit
mom_didnt_swallow@reddit
Ok. ,W o know a..m mm z
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AbbreviationsGlad833@reddit
I met him once. Really nice guy. 10 yr old me Was disapointed He didn't have rubber bands all up in his beard.
janitor1986@reddit
Yes because let's encourage children to do drugs!! Good job xenialls or whatever you call yourselves!!
Scrapla1@reddit
Skipper0463@reddit
Lets-a-go
Dog_Baseball@reddit
Peak tv. It never got better than this. Fridays legend of zelda. I miss this.
SomeSortOfMudWizard@reddit
How else can I hit the Warp Zone?
LiminalSapien@reddit
He’s right but for like 30-60 minutes you’ll be on the moon and that’s pretty fun!
Less_Likely@reddit
Not after, before.
RadiantChange2238@reddit
Wow. Philly 57 is still a channel lol
JusticeFrankMurphy@reddit
Damn Mario. Might as well tell the kids to go watch Requiem for a Dream.
YcemeteryTreeY@reddit
Is that true??
pawogub@reddit
Lou Albano almost certainly did a lot of drugs.
S1ayer@reddit
We go tell hell before we die? So hell is now on earth?
VampireOnHoyt@reddit
Pantsickle@reddit
It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together. May the hell be with you.
bootyhole-romancer@reddit
Yes
One, two, fuck you!
ArcXain@reddit
You’re gonna get in trouble for not paying attention
NoIndividual5501@reddit
To you, he's Mario...to me, he'll always be Capt. Lou Albano...
myclmyers@reddit
Matty Matheson lookin ass
JekBluffkiller@reddit
Philly 57!
NemODevO@reddit
That's apparently my grandfather's second cousin
PsionicKitten@reddit
Drugs aren't the reason because we're already in hell.
ryhoyarbie@reddit
Didn’t think you could say hell on daytime television aimed for kids……….
FoppyRETURNS@reddit
Dry-Astronaut-8640@reddit
That guy kind of looks like Ron Jeremy to me…
Zeqhanis@reddit
That's Cpt. Lou Albano. Though, Ron Jeremy did play Mario in Super Hornio Bros.
Beneficial-Economy11@reddit
I was thinking that dude from The Bear minus the tattoos. Matty Matheson.
He's a real chef and has a pretty phenomenal YouTube cooking channel.
DrankTooMuchMead@reddit
Probably part of his community service after doing drugs.
CaptinEmergency@reddit
He’s doing the wrong drugs.
DDrewit@reddit
I see you haven’t yet reached bottom.
LooLu999@reddit
💀
ABV4@reddit
Don't do drugs, Do The Mario!
🎵 Swing your arms from side to side... 🎵
bringojackprot@reddit
FatGuyFitness82@reddit
Everything fun was always a one way ticket to hell in the 80’s and 90’s…
Available-Crow-3442@reddit
Philly 57. Brings back memories.
Boop-D-Boop@reddit
Spitting facts
rolL_uP_one_more@reddit
dj_fission@reddit
Hey, paisanos!
DoveOnTheInternet@reddit
I can still hear it in his voice! RIP Captn Lou
MrSuzyGreenberg@reddit
You may not go to hell but you’ll experience it.
piscian19@reddit
what...the..fuck.
DoveOnTheInternet@reddit
That's the OG Mario from the Super Mario Super Super Show!
Ah, the 80s!
Paquistino@reddit
Matty Matheson vibes
laurcar@reddit
Philly57! That channel was everything to is non-cable kids (plus 17 and 29!)
FoppyRETURNS@reddit
...Legend.
Re1deam1@reddit
Ah yes... Nancy Reagan strikes again..
Kjler@reddit
Sounds like something a hero would do. Where can I get some of these drugs?
frougle_mcdugal@reddit
r/tooktoomuch