Anon rode that compliment for the next 5 years
Posted by Time-Mix3963@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 43 comments
Posted by Time-Mix3963@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 43 comments
Tortoise_Knight@reddit
5? I could easily use this as a fuel for an entire decade and then some. An older lady coworker told me navy blue looks good on me at the start of 2020, now half my shirts are that color
moist_guppy@reddit
A cute girl cashier at a gas station told me I had a nice smile when I was 18, I’m 26 and still think about how nice it felt
Impressive-Door-2581@reddit
The barber I used to go to told me I had a good smile once. was pretty jarring since it was in one of my longer depressive episodes werent I havent brushed my teeth in months. Nonetheless, it was pretty morale improving. Its gonna stick with me for awhile.
stupid_account_69@reddit
Getting compliments as a man just hits different
Vo112d@reddit
Like a squirrel getting scratched for the first time
stupid_account_69@reddit
Imma be riding that high for days son
TheYeast1@reddit
Days? Naw it’ll fuel you for years. Still thinking about that time an old black lady told me I had a cute smile, that was 2 years ago bro
stupid_account_69@reddit
Lmao true. The gift that keeps on giving.
revanisthesith@reddit
Aegon95@reddit
Fuck. As someone born in 95 this is making me feel things.
With my lifestyle, I might kick the bucket at around that time too.
Boris7939@reddit
Exactly. I decided to get a different haircut when I was 20 and everyone told me I looked so much better. I haven't changed my hair style ever since. I'm 40 now.
nelsonalgrencametome@reddit
I was working in a mall cellphone kiosk 20 years ago. A very disgruntled and frustrated business type woman came in and was trying to get something figured out about her phone or plan. I was trying my best to help her out and midway through her rant she made eye contact with me and stop cold to say "oh my god you have beautiful eyes" and the rest of the interaction was much more smooth and calm.
I have been riding that compliment for the last two decades.
Tortoise_Knight@reddit
Shit I'd be too
Technical-Earth-3254@reddit
Middle 2020 everyone was wearing masks, so she couldn't smell anon and actually said something nice.
Did he find a loophole?
I_Suck_At_This_Too@reddit
I kinda miss everyone wearing masks. It's funny how a lot of people were better looking while wearing a mask.
baudmiksen@reddit
I like watching the spit freedom fly out of peoples mouths when they're jabbering
Head-Pound-2803@reddit
welcome to japan
Offbeatalchemy@reddit
Is this the middle of 2020? i read this as February 7th, not July 2nd. Lockdown didn't happen til March/April in most places.
PlentyOMangos@reddit
Yeah I’m American so I read it as February 7th, I guess it depends on where whoever took the screencap lives whether this is February or July
Will512@reddit
February 7th 2020 was a Friday, July 2 2020 was a Thursday. Screenshot says Friday so this was in February
Decisive_Victory_026@reddit
Excellent sleuthing, detective
Matt_2504@reddit
Couldn’t see his malformed chin either
funeral__pyr@reddit
Leafy?
godlyuniverse1@reddit
There's a reasoning why mask frauding is a term, alot of examples online of how people can use a mask to look more handsome if they have decent hair and eyes at the least.
The_Junton@reddit
Anon was locked down in the basement so it must be fake and gay
SmoothPimp85@reddit
Upon returning, Anon had one of the best masturbations he had had in years.
Substantial_Bet_1007@reddit
stanley parable narrotor voice hahhahaha
Darwin_Finch@reddit
Aww come on, brain, think! 😅
Ridenberg@reddit
Well... this is awkward huh? 😅
fatuglyfool@reddit
erm.. is this thing on 🎤 lol
ISwearImAnonymous@reddit
Don't pay attention to ts cause girls can literally just wake up one day and decide they will say the exact opposite of what they're thinking for absolutely no reason and then argue it's not lying because it's a fun little challenge or whatever the fuck. If you're lucky you may have a female friend you can trust, and or your mother. Maybe your sister isn't a bitch, ask her. Other than that I can't trust any girl anymore unless it's for work related shit like "hey do you sell wrapping paper here" or "where's the bathroom"
Dry_Blueberry6806@reddit
This is actually very cute idk why he's mad.
PanAthens@reddit
I think he's not so much mad as he is crying because he doesn't get compliments very often. The image is just a poor match for the text
Reading_username@reddit
Shot_Refrigerator942@reddit
Chicken breast hold the chicken
HamBlamBlam@reddit
Anon’s gonna find out the 12th herb and spice is pepper spray
CallReaper@reddit
I think she's an organ harvester
Wiggie49@reddit
“When you take a bite it bites back.” [Pukes]
Ssyynnxx@reddit
8 days ago some old dude said my shirt was cool & i'm going to remember that for the next 10 years
Kallonistic@reddit
Man, I could never get these cashiers to even acknowledge me. I always thought you have to be over 50 to be acknowledged.
_BlANK19_@reddit
Some compliments can't be forgotten. Even if they were given in their own head.
thetyphonlol@reddit
just tell her you are gay anon its fine
SpaceNex@reddit
but in this fantasy is anon complimenting or being complimented?