You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past.
Posted by Such_Twist_891@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 72 comments
Posted by Such_Twist_891@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 72 comments
Buzzbuzz_Becuz@reddit
You want a twinkle toe? I'll get you a twinkle toe.
SgtPepper_8324@reddit
Bowling in prehistoric times very different than 1990s Los Angeles.
DefenderofFuture@reddit
Man in the black animal skins
RedPhule@reddit
Worthy fucking adversary
gruven_reuven@reddit
Come on, man, I had a rough night and I hate fuckin' Sandy Koufax.
live2ride73@reddit
The man in the animal skinned pajamas, a worthy fucking adversary.
hypoboxer@reddit
Throwing rocks tonight.
Dan_Berg@reddit
Shut the fuck up Barney
live2ride73@reddit
What’s wrong with Fred, Dude?
Yardsale420@reddit
I am the Brontosaurus
Gutter_Snoop@reddit
Wha.. shut the F**K up, Barney! A-PA-TO-SAURUS. DIPLODOCIDAE APATOSAURINAE.
Momik@reddit
The fuck’s he talking about, Dude?
Resident-Boss-4733@reddit
Mark it, Dude.
sweetsoftboy@reddit
You guys are dead in the water
Particular-Village91@reddit
ALRIGHT, WAY TO GO BARNEY
roshanritter@reddit
Way to go Donnie!
pop-d0g@reddit
Fuck it Barn', let's go bowling.
TheLazyAssHole@reddit
Bowling through the ages, except on Shabbos, of course
Gutter_Snoop@reddit
It's all a part of his sick Rosanne thing
Fuckern-shitern@reddit
Over the line.
Ok-Adeptness3884@reddit
I've been waiting for someone to quote the learned man the Bam Bam.
archimidesx@reddit
Mr Slate draws a lot of water in this town
angelwolf71885@reddit
You mr Flintstone don’t draw shit
angelwolf71885@reddit
OVER THE LINE!
ForceMedical1640@reddit
Also, let's not forget—let's not forget, Dude—that keeping wildlife, an velociraptor, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city—that ain't legal either."
Such_Twist_891@reddit (OP)
What are you, a fucking jurassic park ranger, now?
Ok-Adeptness3884@reddit
What are you now; a fucking paleontologist?
MetalUrgency@reddit
Hey I know that guy!
Such_Twist_891@reddit (OP)
You mean vagina? I mean, you know the guy?
Proud-Parsley6072@reddit
This isn’t the stone age Smokey there are rules
BigBobsBeepers420@reddit
Yeah but he wudnt over. Chisel it 8, dude
pumpkinbot@reddit
"Chisel it 'many', Dude."
BigBobsBeepers420@reddit
Put the atlatl away man, they're signaling the tribal elders
pumpkinbot@reddit
I'm stayin'. I'm finishing my mead.
DefenderofFuture@reddit
They’re calling the cops man, put the stick away
Green_Bast3rd@reddit
Far out
Ok-Adeptness3884@reddit
Who's baby is that? What's your angle? I'll buy that!
nick_valdo@reddit
He lives in North Bedrock on Radford near the In n Out.
Ok-Adeptness3884@reddit
Those are good brontoburgers
San_Cannabis@reddit
Mr. Slate treats objects like women, man.
TroughPisser@reddit
That creep can roll.
DefenderofFuture@reddit
A thousand literal bones or clams
Jades5150@reddit
They peed on your Woolly mammoth rug, dude
Pretend-Function-133@reddit
Do you see what happens, Barney?
Poorgeois@reddit
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Anthropocene!
DefenderofFuture@reddit
Bulk of the epoch
Such_Twist_891@reddit (OP)
Is this your hand axe, Larry?
PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES@reddit
Also, dude, "cave-man" is not the preferred nomenclature. "Neanderthal-American," please.
DefenderofFuture@reddit
The bear-rug really tied the room together
Such_Twist_891@reddit (OP)
This isn't a guy who built stone tools here.
dhlthecobra@reddit
I can't give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?
SeaSkimmer2@reddit
Cave person.
_Bon_Vivant_@reddit
Yabba Dabba Duuuuude!
SeaSkimmer2@reddit
Over the line!!
Smokey_Bera@reddit
Mark it 8 dude.
Bort_Bortson@reddit
chisels in VIII
Botosi5150@reddit
Shut the fuck up, Barney
Such_Twist_891@reddit (OP)
Are these primates, Fred?
No Barney, there's nothing to worry about.
Bort_Bortson@reddit
Dipshit with a 2 tailed woman
RedPhule@reddit
This is all part of your sick Wilma thing!
lilBalzac@reddit
And yet his best friend is a dunce…
R0cky9@reddit
Whereas what we have here are a bunch of fig eaters trying to find reverse on a triceratops.
forged21@reddit
Stay out of Bedrock Flintstone!
roshanritter@reddit
That cave man can roll
Such_Twist_891@reddit (OP)
Man.
High_Af_Osrs@reddit
You know, Barney, I myself dabbled in pacifism at one point, not in Bedrock, of course.
PapasGotABrandNewNag@reddit
This is a fucking show Brontosaurus with fucking papers.
Ok-Adeptness3884@reddit
You make a heckuva cactus cooler, Jackie.
Such_Twist_891@reddit (OP)
You want a drink?
Yeah, White Australopithecus.
Oalka@reddit
It's a fucking show-dino with fucking papers.
joenahlewis@reddit
You can’t board it, its feathers fall out
duh_nom_yar@reddit
It's all a part of your sick Wilma thing, man.