Horse meat and sugar-free energy drink
Posted by RevolutionaryTap394@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 227 comments
Posted by RevolutionaryTap394@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 227 comments
2bags12kuai@reddit
We could probably just end this sub with this post
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
No, there are still many animals in the world that can be put in canned and eaten
Confuseacat92@reddit
Bears for example, they are available in Finland, 50 € a can.
CandycaneMushrrom@reddit
Big cans or small bears?
Confuseacat92@reddit
Idk I'm not finnish
Wheeeler@reddit
hurry up, we’re starving
Harry_Flame@reddit
Are bears an animal that are never safe to eat even when cooked, or is that just in America?
BAMspek@reddit
I’ve never heard bear meat isn’t safe. I know a lot of people here in America that eat bear meat. What I have heard is the quality of the meat depends heavily on what the bear has been eating. Rustling through blueberry patches, it’s going to taste a bit like berries. Rooting through garbage, it’s gonna taste like garbage.
cityshepherd@reddit
I’ve heard from a number of people (especially here in this comment section) that it is not safe to eat undercooked bear meat due to the probability of parasites.
BAMspek@reddit
I would say it’s probably not a good idea to eat any meat that is undercooked. Even beef you need to properly sear the outside.
Sea_McMeme@reddit
True. And true of a lot of undercooked meat.
drakmordis@reddit
"Clean" meat is a miracle of modern farming practices.
Wild animals are almost certain to be carrying at least one parasite.
If you're eating game, get used to medium to medium-well (nttawwt)
Nitrogen1234@reddit
I've heard bears van fuck you up pretty badly, but hey, what do I know..
I can't even handle beers
Acornriot@reddit
Bear just taste like worse beef
Confuseacat92@reddit
Idk, I bet their livers are toxic as with most predators, but other than that I see no reason why it should be dangerous.
Sea_McMeme@reddit
Yes, specifically you can get vitamin A toxicity from polar bear liver.
Theincendiarydvice@reddit
I thought that was a polar bear thing?
Confuseacat92@reddit
Because they eat other predators, so the toxins accumulate way faster.
Pistolwhipits@reddit
It's perfectly safe to eat bear meat in America. It just has to be cooked to 160°F to kill any parasites. Which, with basically any game animal there is a risk of parasites.
sdevil713@reddit
Ive had bear sausage before and was fine
GLS504@reddit
I’ve heard of this. I hear it’s best to be canned due to the disease carrying ability of fresh bear meat. I’m sure there’s a smarter way to say that but it’s still early for me lol
Yodzilla@reddit
Shakira canned chicken dot gif
Chaminuka_263@reddit
Final post was a soviet special.
fireky2@reddit
Nah the energy drink could still he like a jolt cola, it can still get slightly worse
thrax7545@reddit
That’s what I was thinking
ElegantCoach4066@reddit
Aye, she had a good run, she did.
AsuraYo@reddit
AlekSUS?
Lockenhart@reddit
Getting some horsepower in you huh
ChrisOnMission@reddit
I like the picture of the cook, standing in front of the carnage with a rose, smiling.
Long-Squirrel8257@reddit
A had a beer and tofu. We are in two different universes! 😆
Live_Example_7996@reddit
OldGord@reddit
Chevaline and Taurine, nothing like it
Remarkable_Toe_164@reddit
If self-loathing was a picture, it'd be a picture of this
ModwifeBULLDOZER@reddit
Wow u fucken win
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Great! What prize?
ModwifeBULLDOZER@reddit
My eyes. You may take my eyes.
111creative-penguin@reddit
Don't can them
OkiDokiPanic@reddit
I've seen cat food that didn't look this much like cat food.
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
I love cat food. But only dry. Wet food stinks
danketree@reddit
Charlie?
Confuseacat92@reddit
Charlie eats wet cat food, but just so he gets dizzy
collapsedbook@reddit
You forgot the glue in the bag, amateur
SokkieJr@reddit
How else are you gonna sleep?
Confident-Slip-5264@reddit
You need beer and glue too
YeshmasterYesh@reddit
If I were you I'd start wolfing that shit down
bionicjoey@reddit
Cat in the wall, eh? Well now you're speaking my language!
NoAdministration2978@reddit
That dude cat foods. Super premium kibble with salmon is top tier but it asks for a pinch of salt
420kennedy@reddit
It has a zest to it, or a tang, right?
userdeath@reddit
I dunno man, I'm gonna trust the chef holding a rose.
ShintaOtsuki@reddit
meowmeoowwww@reddit
It's horse meat
ATEbitWOLF@reddit
From meat horses
DayBowBow1@reddit
HonestTangerine2@reddit
How much actually was the horse meat? This feels like one of those 5 dollar cans.
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
4$
111creative-penguin@reddit
What country?
Something_Etc@reddit
I love that they put a chef photo on the can to make it look more appealing.
AliceRamone@reddit
The picture of a model dressed as a chef whom cooked that monstrosity
Rndysasqatch@reddit
And he has a rose lol
Fragrant-Employer-60@reddit
And looks like it is actually photoshopped in lol
jsamuraij@reddit
That's so he can't smell the horse
ATEbitWOLF@reddit
Chef Boyardee's evil cousin
GLS504@reddit
In a parallel universe this IS chef boyardee
RFC793@reddit
This is Chef Boyardee. He got a new identity (picked from a sous chef's corpse), and "vanished" after World War 2 to avoid prosecution for his crimes against humanity.
mickeymouse4348@reddit
Chef Boyardon’t
Swaggamuffins@reddit
But also clip art of a horse, so no one is confused
jsamuraij@reddit
At least it's honest
Canelosaurio@reddit
"I slaughtered this horse last Tuesday. I'm afraid she's startin to turn."
SeedFoundation@reddit
You win. Congratulations you beat the subreddit!
111creative-penguin@reddit
Where are you buying horse meat?
Nitrogen1234@reddit
Well, you gave it your best shot
Milky_Muu@reddit
Would this get you roasted by the general populace of your home town though?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Why?
denvercasey@reddit
I think they’re asking if this would be a normal snack or meal where you live, or would people who live near you also think this is a strange and unpopular choice.
Upstairs-Mud-9005@reddit
r/shittyrestrictionfood
Upstairs-Mud-9005@reddit
u/shittyrestrictionfood
GLS504@reddit
I applaud the fact that this is keto approved. Is it free range horse? 😂
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
How do I know how this horse lived?
GLS504@reddit
This is the best answer ever. I’m picturing you saying it in your accent, where are you from? (wherever they sell horsemeat) I was making fun of how here in America some people are willing to pay more for their animal products if the animals lived a ‘humane’ life aka cage free or free range type shit 🙄😂
mrchurchillsays00@reddit
What in the France
Sea_Manufacturer7911@reddit
Did you eat that whole thing and finish that drink? Is this a combination you consume often? That canned horse meat looks like vomit in a can.
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Have you met canned meat that looks attractive?
Sea_Manufacturer7911@reddit
Did you finish everything?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Of course, I ate everything
-_-l-l-_-@reddit
Bulgarian?
tobotic@reddit
Spam looks pretty edible.
chiroque-svistunoque@reddit
If you are a cat that yearns for ultraprocessed feed, than yes
cmdrxander@reddit
Corned beef too (sometimes)
TeH_Venom@reddit
Well, fair
but you're usually not supposed to just slurp the meat right outta the can 😅
peachtreeparadise@reddit
Maybe he’s into eating vomit in a can
pantalones-martin@reddit
It’s. Trick so he feels really sick and sleepy before the stray cats start meowing.
Confuseacat92@reddit
You always want to eat the cat food
spicygrandma27@reddit
These are solutions to real problems. Now you better start wolfin that shit down
NoRequirement3832@reddit
Boy dinner
Timely-Neck-9503@reddit
Oh God bro... It look you just scraped all the gunk off a grill that's been used all day and put it in a can
RevolutionaryLet7190@reddit
Nope
koJJ1414@reddit
jesus fucking christ
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Yes, I would eat his ass
bionicjoey@reddit
And the donkey he rode in on, too!
Low_Construction8067@reddit
ChatGPT, can you commit violence please?
grimeyes@reddit
Holy shit
dropinbombz@reddit
Literally.
Valengail@reddit
Wow
koJJ1414@reddit
❔️
Fr0st3dcl0ud5@reddit
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^?
Kquinn87@reddit
biggiantgnocchi@reddit
wow
SAL10000@reddit
Ive had horse meat one time before and it was fuxking amazing - but definitely was not in a can.
drewsephstalin@reddit
I see you shop at Myers Super Foods
Billikinizer@reddit
I am Myers man
drewsephstalin@reddit
You might get a disease, you might choke on a bone, but you will definitely smile from the flavor
Billikinizer@reddit
I need to go down to Myers and get me a Creamed Chip Beef/Corned Beef Hash Combo Can.
lofifruitflies@reddit
blowout soon, fellow stalker!!
Legal-Suggestion1158@reddit
Good to see you went with the sugar-free variant, I can tell you are really careful with what goes in your body
getdemsnacks@reddit
This is some Fallout level food.
Eltrew2000@reddit
Horse meat in general is quite tasty actually but usually meat is not exactly ideal canned lmao.
I think horse meat shines especially when cured in some way, dried, smoked etc
OkiDokiPanic@reddit
Belgian brand Coertjens has canned horse stew you can get at frites shops and it's lovely.
TWOPlNTSPRICK@reddit
Why are we eating horses bro
SokkieJr@reddit
What doee it matter? These horses weren't 'pets'. Raised just like pigs, chicken and cows.
Meat is meat.
Eltrew2000@reddit
I wouldn't try dogs or cats but I would be fine trying tigers and wolves, although they probably don't taste very good.
slaff88@reddit
The meat of carnivorous animals isn't very tasty.
BilliamBalls@reddit
Idk bear's pretty good though. Well at least black bear.
Eltrew2000@reddit
Well of mammals, we do eat predatory sea animals
SokkieJr@reddit
Hence why I said these horses weren't pets.
Eltrew2000@reddit
I know I wasn't arguing just building on what you said
Seygem@reddit
Because they have meat?
Rockandmetal99@reddit
same reason we're eating cows and pigs
cmdrxander@reddit
And little baby lambs
abcdefkit007@reddit
The side eye from that horse is scathing
wheres-karen@reddit
A horse is meat just like anything else. I think it's messed up to shame OP for eating an animal. A lot of people eat animals.
Kerrell95lol@reddit
wtf bro
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Is he sitting on his balls?
Kerrell95lol@reddit
Precisely that
Dunstund_CHeks_IN@reddit
I like how they put one of those big hat chefs on there. Gives it credibility👌.
MeKillStuff@reddit
EmmyWeeeb@reddit
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Why do you all react as if I ate a dog? (I would eat a dog)
Old-Sound-4420@reddit
This made me miss tesco horse burgers
Orbit1883@reddit
Kalaschkalav and crab juce
Notagenome@reddit
TerminatorAuschwitz@reddit
https://youtu.be/xBWtiFUm2Gs?si=zljLDw5Lf0eKMaAM
Ghastly_Someknew@reddit
"I don't know why they added coconut, I miss original. "
The_Damon8r92@reddit
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
There is no coconut
Fair-Weekend8079@reddit
That sounds like a recipe for diarrhea
sittingbullms@reddit
Hantavirus remedy
LatterParty182@reddit
what combo is this
Piulamita@reddit
Ultimate r/shittyfoodporn BOSS🥇🏆
Bulky-Bath740@reddit
In what region does this food combo originate?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
In my brain
jsamuraij@reddit
So like, the Default Mode Network...or the Prefrontal Cortex?
Senior-Book-6729@reddit
I like horse meat but man I would not eat it straight out of the can like that
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
This is the only right way to eat canned food
aenteus@reddit
Bruh
Narrow-Hall8070@reddit
What 3rd world country is this?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Ukraine
violenttree24@reddit
im literally starving but my gf is in the toilet
Seygem@reddit
Why is she in the toilet? are you trying to flush her?
violenttree24@reddit
she shits like for 10 hrs we talk abt this every day it is like a whole thing and i am not even hunry anymore but now we have food ugh
Sammiskitkat@reddit
What other meat does horse meat compare to?
jsamuraij@reddit
Wildebeest
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
It's canned, so it's hard to say. I need to try it raw
Adrakovich@reddit
No thanks I can lose some weight
Confident-Slip-5264@reddit
Vamonos pest
Fire_Power@reddit
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Are the girls-horses tasty?
Spaghet4Ever@reddit
iwastouchedbyanangle@reddit
Y r we eating neigh neighs
agnesandflow@reddit
tonyt0nychopper@reddit
It’s weird to you guys because you don't eat horse. Neither do I, but it's all relative. Whatever you aren't used to will seem strange to you.
Seygem@reddit
No, it looks strange to me because the contents look like the can was opened 10 weeks ago and has been sitting in a moist cellar.
Trash_Panda_Trading@reddit
Not pictured: menthol cigarettes
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
I hate cigarettes
Skyuni123@reddit
I'm really upset by this, like spiritually
peachtreeparadise@reddit
A woman would never eat this combination
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Come here and tell it to my vagina
Seygem@reddit
Did you just escape from Tarkov?
Feeling-Comfort7823@reddit
Thats nasty
RazzmatazzOwn@reddit
I'm blocking you
PomegranateBoring826@reddit
Absolutely not, hard pass.
Snoutysensations@reddit
Thought i was in r/anormaldayinrussia
IQueliciuous@reddit
You need Jesus...
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
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cream_of_human@reddit
Sounds like something you'd eat in the Zone in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
tipareth1978@reddit
Very Slavic vibes here
glory2mankind@reddit
Not really. Horse meat is more popular among traditionally nomadic nations - Mongolia, Tatarstan, Kazakhstan, etc. But this very can seems to be Ukrainian, yes.
JigglesTheBiggles@reddit
I thought it was going to be a picture of steroids.
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Perhaps this horse was fed steroids
NobleSAVAGE93@reddit
I just feel intense pain cause horse meat tastes really fucking good, but not THAT thing. At least you have an energy drink close so you wont get too tired from shitting all over the place
WhyAmIHereHey@reddit
Why is the chef holding a rose? Did he have a romantic night out with the horse before eating it?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Perhaps the rose was the last meal of this horse
Dude_Guy45@reddit
As a Kentuckian, eating a horse is just beyond abhorrent.
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Why? Horses are the same livestock as cows, goats and pigs. Pigs are even smarter than horses
Excellent-Practice@reddit
For Americans and, to a lesser extent, other English speaking people, eating horses is like eating pigs for Jews. It's a cultural taboo that is so thoroughly ingrained that the thought of eating a horse can elicit feelings of disgust. In this case, it's not because horses are viewed as "unclean" but because they historically were so much more valuable as draft animals. Additionally, cattle are so plentiful that there is no incentive to slaughter horses for meat
DudeFrom816@reddit
New rule for the loser of the Derby...
SaralasDevonshire@reddit
You might very have won the sub now...
dididoodle@reddit
This is peak
Baron-Von-Mothman@reddit
You are galloping straight to bubble guts. Or is it a lope?
seeder33@reddit
Reminds me of my whole chicken in a can days. All canned food looks awful but it’s usually always better than it looks. Unless it’s noodles I hate canned noodles so much.
TWOPlNTSPRICK@reddit
This legitimately makes me feel sick to my stomach, like I genuinely feel sick looking at this
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Buy horse meat and eat it with your eyes closed
Unlikely-Act7515@reddit
Nah, I rather eat the can 😭
Fun-Post8497@reddit
Breakfast of the depresed champions
schism432@reddit
Seek shelter Stalker
norunningwater@reddit
What are you just standing there for Stalker? Come in, come in. Emission soon.
gh0styears@reddit
holy fuck
its_xSKYxFOXx@reddit
Literally the words out my mouth seeing that can of unholiness and sin.
iustusflorebit@reddit
Straight to jail
TheDogWhoCantSTFU@reddit
It looks like someone already ate it
DudeFrom816@reddit
OldSilver6107@reddit
Dude if you fart a sneaky one, people need to be evacuated from the area
conmanqq@reddit
Why does this feel like a George Orwell quote?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Did Oruel like horse meat?
Kquinn87@reddit
I've had horse meat from Sicillia before, it's alright but wouldn't be my first choice. Definitely wouldn't eat that, it looks absolutely vile.
Funny_Bunny_LG@reddit
It’s in bedrock bottom
meowmeoowwww@reddit
Чел. В нас в Україні купа м'яса сиачного, ти серйозно?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Где в Харькове продается свежая конина?
meowmeoowwww@reddit
А нафіга їсти взагалі конину..
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Только монголам можно есть конину?
meowmeoowwww@reddit
Ну, у них не багато вибору + умови в країні такі що конина їх національна страва
Intrepid-Constant-34@reddit
Try a banana
Amberlux@reddit
The french do too, cheval.
MuckyMaureen@reddit
Neigh
Bammertyme@reddit
Ive gone hungry and I still wouldn't eat that
Intrepid-Constant-34@reddit
You win
Yodzilla@reddit
I didn’t know Slavjank was a genre of food as well
meowmeoowwww@reddit
Why...you are not mongol or smth