How should I cut a cars springs without completely molesting it?

Posted by gemini56_@reddit | askcarguys | View on Reddit | 20 comments

Hi all, out of my friend group I would consider myself to be the most mechanically inclined, and therefore have been recruited to turn my friends jetta into a "stance" car. Yes he is extremely retarded and very rich, so hes not worried about the value or comfortability of the car, just wants something cool to look at in his eyes.

Yes he WANTS to cut his springs, and hack off his muffler. Man will do what man wants, and honestly im happy to help see how it turns out alongside my tools.

Now my question is, how should I go about chopping the springs without absolutely destroying the car. My current idea is one by one, disassemble the struts and try to cut off an even amount of each spring, then reassemble. Is there anything I should watch out for? I know that disassembling a spring/damper combo can result in violent reactions, we will be using the proper spring compressor tool.

Btw yes this is actually my friend wishing to do this, im not this dumb.