21/50 deep in the heart of unrelenting positivity.. Texas
Posted by CupBeEmpty@reddit | AskAnAmerican | View on Reddit | 40 comments
This is our newest unrelenting positivity post.
The state in question is the great state of Texas.
To all our foreign friends give a shout ask questions send praise. To our Americans do the same.
Ask questions, share stories, make jokes. Just remember not to be a jerk.
Recall the famous phrase my grandma invented “if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything that isn’t redemptively funny.”
Stay tuned for 22/50 after this one.
The states are in random order based on my whim at the moment. My whim this time was just because it’s easier to draw lines on the big states with a number.
GreatGlassLynx@reddit
My brother lives in Austin and he’s pretty rad, so they’ve got that going for them!
G00dSh0tJans0n@reddit
I fly to Odessa/Midland several times a year and Austin is my favorite airport to connect through.
CupBeEmpty@reddit (OP)
I’m so sorry he has to live in the second best Texas city.
SuperBeavers1@reddit
I got trapped at Dallas for 5 hours waiting for a storm to pass so I could get on my connecting flight
That was my Texas experience, I rate the state a solid 7/10, Love Field has a good Chili's
IfTheHouseBurnsDown@reddit
Love Field is one of the best airports in the country imo!
78723@reddit
I’ve spent A LOT of time at Love Field; the chili’s is definitely one of the worst restaurants at that airport. I’m just…???
SuperBeavers1@reddit
I guess I got lucky, I went twice to that same Chili's with no problem
Once while waiting for the connecting flight and once on the way home waiting for another connection.
78723@reddit
😆 I spent close to a decade traveling Austin to Dallas via love field nearly once a week. It’s super embarrassing to know a damn airport as well as I do, but. The two Texmex paces are both super meh, but way better than the chilis. Same can be said for the whataburger.) And the pizza place-wine bar just to the right of the terminal’s entrance is a good bit better than those-the bartender there was a top notch guy.
Thenewjohnwayne@reddit
I’ve been all over this country and in and out of so many airports, love field is one of my favorites.
Thunda792@reddit
I had a 3 hour layover at Dallas/Fort Worth Airport one time in 2021. As soon as my plane landed, I booked to the curb, hopped in an Uber, and rode about a half hour to my favorite BBQ joint. Waited outside until they opened, grabbed a bunch of brisket to go, and got another uber back to the airport. Made it back through security with a couple pounds of brisket with a good half hour before boarding. Entirely worth it.
Majestic-Macaron6019@reddit
DFW is a nightmare in a lot of ways, but each terminal having its own little security checkpoint is great. I feel like I've never spent more than 15 minutes waiting there. The thunderstorm-induced flight delays, on the other hand...
G00dSh0tJans0n@reddit
I think this quote from William Least-Heat Moon in Blue Highways about driving across the vast expanse of west Texas describes it best:
"The true west differs from the east in one great pervasive influential and awesome way - space. The vast openness changes the roads towns houses farms crops machinery politics economics and, naturally, ways of thinking. How could it do otherwise?
Space west of the line is perceptible and often palpable, especially when it appears empty, and it's that apparent emptiness that makes matter look alone, exiled, and non connected. Those spaces diminish man and reduce his blindness to the immensity of the universe. They push him towards a greater reliance on himself, and at the same time, to a greater awareness of others and what they do.
But as the space diminishes man and his constructions in a material fashion it also, paradoxically, makes them more noticeable. Things show up out here. No one, not even the Sojourner escapes the expanses. You can't get away from them by rolling up the safety glass and speeding through because the terrible distances eat up speed. Even dawn takes nearly and hour to cross Texas. Still, drivers race along but when you get down to it, they are people uneasy about space."
CupBeEmpty@reddit (OP)
That’s a fantastic quote
Tacoshortage@reddit
Best BBQ in the Country, great infrastructure generally, lawful and orderly to the point of being almost oppressive but not quite, fantastic origin of TexMex food and plenty of big-booty-latinas. YeeHaw!
latelyimawake@reddit
The fresh tortilla chips in the deli section at HEB are god tier and unmatched in my lengthy personal experience with tortilla chips.
Ironwarsmith@reddit
Also the HEB brand corn chips in the chip aisle.
TressoftheEmeraldTea@reddit
HEB in general is one of the best things about Texas.
Cadicoty@reddit
Man I miss kolaches and HEB.
hibbledyhey@reddit
Best wings of my life in TX. It was like 30 years ago at a place called The End of Texas, somewhere in the vast empty outside of El Paso. The server stopped by: “you like them wings, darlin?” in the most southern drawl possible. She seemed to really like that I said “Yes Ma’am these are incredible” in my most north midwestern drawl possible
Current_Mongoose_844@reddit
Good chili
epicenter69@reddit
I married my wife of 28 years in New Mexico, with a budget honeymoon in Lubbock. We ate at Joe’s Crab Shack. It was her first experience with crab legs. She can’t get enough of them now. Yes, there are better crab legs experiences, but that’s my positivity for Texas.
Amarillo has The Big Texan steakhouse. You know. That one with the 72 oz steak challenge. They make some damn good steak, but I wouldn’t be brave (or hungry) enough to attempt that challenge.
I have to agree that nobody does barbecue like Texas.
Genius-Imbecile@reddit
For a state that prides itself on BBQ and brisket in particular. I don't understand how Dickey's is successful enough to have 95 locations in the state.
Good brisket places should be as plentiful as the taquerias.
slugboi@reddit
I would say that truly good brisket doesn’t lend itself to massive franchising. Rudy’s may be the closest. But ya know, some people don’t wanna spend hours waiting in line, and they’ll hit up Pok E Jo’s, or Bill Miller, or Smokey Moe’s. I think it’s a testament as to how deeply brisket is rooted in our culture that people are willing to sacrifice quality for convenience.
G00dSh0tJans0n@reddit
True. Given the time and effort into doing it well, it's not the kind of thing that lends itself to a lot of startups. You can have a brisket food truck, or example
CupBeEmpty@reddit (OP)
Complaining about an excess of brisket… my brother
Genius-Imbecile@reddit
An excess of bad dry brisket.
CupBeEmpty@reddit (OP)
Here in New England even a kind of crap brisket is still brisket.
I feel like I should take up the mantle… nit my moves are weak.
Outlaw_Josie_Snails@reddit
The food scene in Houston and Austin is fantastic.
CupBeEmpty@reddit (OP)
I’ve heard San Antonio isn’t bad either
NeighborhoodStroller@reddit
I could be wrong, but it seemed like Austin was the crossroads of the 3 big Texan cuisines: top-tier barbecue, Southern-style and TexMex all in the same place.
Granadafan@reddit
There’s only two of us and I’d like to smoke a brisket. I don’t want to do a whole brisket. Would you do just the point or flat?
DubiousAdviceGiver@reddit
Decent airport lounge in DFW. Also, Vince Young 🤘
thickjamaicanuncle@reddit
San Antonio was my dad's first ever experience of America. And you got some big ol' women over there. I'd like to visit Texas some day because I truly find it the most unique state I can think of.
78723@reddit
I have said that Texas is a state of mind, but I think it is more than that. It is a mystique closely approximating a religion. And this is true to the extent that people either passionately love Texas or passionately hate it and, as in other religions, few people dare to inspect it for fear of losing their bearings in mystery or paradox. But I think there will be little quarrel with my feeling that Texas is one thing. For all its enormous range of space, climate, and physical appearance, and for all the internal squabbles, contentions, and strivings, Texas has a tight cohesiveness perhaps stronger than any other section of America. Rich, poor, Panhandle, Gulf, city, country, Texas is the obsession, the proper study, and the passionate possession of all Texans.
1Negative_Person@reddit
No thanks.
Fred42096@reddit
I find it’s a hard place to praise, but if I had to say something positive - because of where it sits geographically, it’s easy to access a lot of starkly different environments in a reasonably short radius. I can get to desert, mountains, swamps, and forests all within about 3 hours.
cyvaquero@reddit
As a transplant from PA, my unrelenting praise would be for two things - frontage roads and turnaround lanes. They are great, we need those in the northeast.
Also, you never have to look too hard for really good or great Texas BBQ. Contrary to popular belief, you don’t have to stand in line at the most current influencer hotspot to get it.
CupBeEmpty@reddit (OP)
The best place to get great Texas food is the place you can get it immediately.
slugboi@reddit
As an almost 50 year old Texas native, this state has tons to offer. It’s not all horses and cowboys. The major cities are incredibly diverse, and outside of those we have a wide variety of environments, from desert to marshlands to rolling hills to costal plains. It’s a massive state with so many hidden gems.
OpeningChipmunk1700@reddit
Houston has a great food scene.