Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
I had a proud Papa moment when 2 of my teens were watching Jeopardy with me and shouted the answer before I did. (They waited til the question was asked. )
It’s all a cycle man first the rug gets pissed on, then the movie gets made….. then you hear about it, then it makes its way to a game show, then you take a picture of it and post it or was it the other way around?
Otherwise_Comb_3708@reddit
Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Chemical_Bed_976@reddit
What is a chinaman?
Kckz79@reddit
What is the Rug, Alex?
mcjefe80@reddit
Are these the Interlopers, Walter?
Booeyrules@reddit
“What is a nihilist, Alex?”
GasFun9380@reddit
I had a rash, man
Neither-Bag7127@reddit
Jeffery is the preferred nomenclature.
torch9t9@reddit
I was talking about my rug...
hornwalker@reddit
This is a game show, smokey. There are rules.
JetMetKnickerbocker@reddit
I had a proud Papa moment when 2 of my teens were watching Jeopardy with me and shouted the answer before I did. (They waited til the question was asked. )
HealthyBullfrog@reddit
His briefcase was also stolen.
finditplz1@reddit
But not by interlopers.
HealthyBullfrog@reddit
Just a kid flunking social studies.
RedPhule@reddit
You're killing your father, Larry!
eddie736@reddit
Separate incidents!
Rattlecruiser@reddit
and 4 more detectives on the case
LiarTruck@reddit
And the Creedence tapes
iAMthenemesis@reddit
Papers…work papers…I’m unemployed
MoonBaseViceSquad@reddit
Probs why they had to add the tied room bit
No_Employer9618@reddit
What is, “not the rug man”
worker_bee_drone@reddit
What is his rug, man?
Ghosts_of_the_maze@reddit
Were you listening to the Dude’s story?
RedPhule@reddit
I was bowling
Major_Direction_5494@reddit
Who is the chinaman?
Solisious@reddit
Not the preferred nomenclature.
thejudgehoss@reddit
Interloper, please.
Aggravating_Speed665@reddit
I'll uhhh, take interloper for 400
TowerOfSisyphus@reddit
First base.
therealtwomartinis@reddit
Woo, isn’t this guy supposed to be a millionaire?
Brother_Seamus2@reddit
This isn’t a guy who built the fucking railroads here
dafuqishappening420@reddit
I was bowling.
snukebox_hero@reddit
Sorry, we were looking for "the dude's rug" but would have also accepted his dudeness or el duderino if youre not into the whole brevity thing.
MortgageRegular2509@reddit
Who are the carpet pissers?
AintDatSwell@reddit
The carpet pissers did this?
rippa76@reddit
The interlopers are not the issue.
NuclearBroliferator@reddit
Interlopers is not the preferred nomenclature. Chinamen, please.
lmflex@reddit
Karl Hungus?
The_BarroomHero@reddit
What are Chinamen
TowerOfSisyphus@reddit
Well Dude we really don't know...
psychicstan@reddit
The chinaman is not the issue here, dude.
DetectiveEZ@reddit
Some interloper took them from me in Korea!
Ok-Lavishness-7904@reddit
They’re not morons
KoA07@reddit
Yes, and proud we are of all of them.
CowPrestigious8447@reddit
Racially he's pretty cool.
Karn_Evil_Noin@reddit
No uh… Wu peed on his rug.
SortofChef@reddit
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
San_Cannabis@reddit
Well, Woo....peed on the rug.
TowerOfSisyphus@reddit
Woo's on first.
Outrageous-Pirate891@reddit
Does this place look like I’m married?
Muggins75@reddit
Who the fuck is this guy??
TowerOfSisyphus@reddit
What's the point of- -we all know who was at fault, so what the fuck are you talking about?
Kooky_Result9280@reddit
We're talking about unchecked here aggression here, dude!
Muggins75@reddit
It's about drawing a line in the sand, and across that line you do not....
withoutpeer@reddit
Should it be bothering me so much that they call him Jeff Lebowski in this question(answer)?
kellerb@reddit
The Interlopers are not the issue here
theviolinist7@reddit
What day is this?
BuckManscape@reddit
Fucking time waster!
SlatheredButtCheeks@reddit
Is that a Wii U on the tv stand
joshperugini81@reddit (OP)
It is
OkRecover5091@reddit
Yeah.. well, that's just like.... you're opinion man..
IS2SPICY4U@reddit
Who is: The Chinaman?
Hawkeyesfan03@reddit
Also dude, interlopers is not the preferred nomenclature.
ConfidentPollution37@reddit
you're mr. lebowski. i'm the dude man. so that's what you call me.
DesperateMechanic305@reddit
That, or Duder…or el Duderino, if you are not into the whole brevity thing…
tmaster15@reddit
This aggression will not stand, man
Barrettbuilt@reddit
Who is woo?
TowerOfSisyphus@reddit
No, Woo's on first.
AmateurVasectomist@reddit
TowerOfSisyphus@reddit
What are you, a fucking Jeffardy contestant?
Murky-Perceptions@reddit
We not talking about the guys who built the flippin rail roads here
Gotts21@reddit
You’re like a child who wanders onto a game show.
Cracknoreos@reddit
His macrame fleshlight.
withoutpeer@reddit
Should it be bothering me so much that they call him Jeff Lebowski in this question(answer)?
Juicethetangelo@reddit
Don’t be fatuous.
mudamuckinjedi@reddit
What is your mudda! Ha ha haha I got you Trebek. Really gave it too you, like I did your mudda! Oop there I go again.
mrbeck1@reddit
Jeff Lebowski didn’t care about the rug. The Dude cared.
guiltycitizen@reddit
They’re really starting to water these down, not literally, of course
zenojones@reddit
The only question I could actually answer
Lazy_Ambition_368@reddit
I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person?
WiSoSirius@reddit
Smokey, this is not Nam. There are rules.
G-Unit11111@reddit
Fuck it!
finditplz1@reddit
Yes, fuck it!
G-Unit11111@reddit
That's your answer to everything! Tattoo it on your forehead!
BigDubzy@reddit
Condolences! The bums lost! My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir!
dafuqishappening420@reddit
Look man, I'm not tryna scam anybody man.
SirBabiez@reddit
Rare gem.
901Soccer@reddit
Mr. Jennings treats answers like questions, man
REGI_theblingkoala@reddit
Who is I am the walrus?
john-tockcoasten@reddit
You can guess where the game show goes from here.
SmoovyJ@reddit
He gets Double Jeopardy?
JefreyLebowski@reddit
Don't be fabulous
Key_Country3756@reddit
He takes “Brant can’t watch” for $100?
Key_Country3756@reddit
(Thanks for the award — “They gave the Dude a beeper!”)
ThatGuyFromSVU@reddit
The rules are ludicrous
useless_modern_god@reddit
What is……….this day of rest shit !?
PAAAWL23@reddit
Dios mio, man
SirBabiez@reddit
Bush league
TheSamurabbi@reddit
Bush was Jewish, Dude?
SmoovyJ@reddit
What's an "interloper" Walter
The_Minion_of_Gozer@reddit
Shut the fuck up @smoovyJ
finditplz1@reddit
They shot him man, they shot SmoovyJ
Educational_Bird2469@reddit
No dude. There weren’t any shots fired.
AvailableHandle555@reddit
What's a rug, man
rmc2318@reddit
I_lurk_at_wurk@reddit
What is, “the dude’s rug”?
mystical_powers@reddit
Donnie please
roshanritter@reddit
The carpet pissers did this man
mystical_powers@reddit
You think the carpet pissers did this?
mystical_powers@reddit
Well dude, we just don’t know
No_Western_1217@reddit
What is
I am the walrus
LevelGrounded@reddit
WHO IS V I LENIN, DONNIE? VLADIMIR ILYICH ULYANOV!
8th_Dynasty@reddit
this is a residence, man.
Signal_Estimate_23@reddit
Did I urinate on your rug sir?
MonkeyDick420@reddit
I was talking about my rug
Chef-Pants@reddit
They're not interlopers dude; they're nihilists -- they don't care about anything.
jackspinnaker@reddit
fuck, not the rug man, did they micturate on there? not the guys who built the railroads but you know
ragtimemf@reddit
What is The Dude's rug?
BigLebowski85@reddit
This was a valued... Uhhhhhh
WhatIsTheAmplitude@reddit
They peed on your fucking rug.
Forward-End-8286@reddit
What was the uh, you know, dollar value on this clue? I just worry it’s gonna bump me into another tax bracket
Subject-Relevant@reddit
Not on the rug, man
mountainsun9@reddit
It’s all a cycle man first the rug gets pissed on, then the movie gets made….. then you hear about it, then it makes its way to a game show, then you take a picture of it and post it or was it the other way around?
choopie-chup-chup@reddit
You think the interlopers did this?
rustall@reddit
Go ask the chinaman, dude
PabstBlueBourbon@reddit
What is a marmot, man?
GhostofAyabe@reddit
Fuckin A
Busted_Douglas@reddit
Vagina.
TheSamurabbi@reddit
Uh, what is, something which makes some men…you know, like, uncomfortable, man?
Cabton@reddit
You're a Trebek, I'm a Trebek...
enchiladachateau@reddit
Quitting reddit early, not going to get better than this
SmoovyJ@reddit
Were you paying attention to the host's clue?
kinkyslc1@reddit
I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.
Bearded_Toast@reddit
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit
I was rolling a jay…
hundredgrandpappy@reddit
Thanks a lot, asshole.
ShredGuru@reddit
What is a rug, dude?
I'm asking sincerely, I got too stoned and forgot.
2Hawaii@reddit
Obviously, you're not a golfer
ChicagoDash@reddit
At least I’m housebroken
forged21@reddit
The carpet pissers did this?
dreevsa@reddit
Fucking A
G8083r@reddit
Wow. Lost my train of thought!
ThreeOhWait@reddit
Fuckin A
G-Unit11111@reddit
And this guy peed on it!
OutdoorRaleigh@reddit
That's marvelous
samn32@reddit
Lebowski thinks interlopers did this?
RelativeKick1681@reddit
I’ll just check with the boys down at the Crime Lab. They’ve assigned four more detectives to the case, got us working in shifts.
okaycomputes@reddit
Glass coffee table
BuckSweep@reddit
The ringer, Dude.
Wavy_Grandpa@reddit
Gave Dude a beeper
WileyCoyote7@reddit
Interlopers? Is that some kinda eastern thing?
MediaFreakGodIcon@reddit
Far fucking out!
RevolutionaryKey8565@reddit
Miterateurs
j10359@reddit
Phrase it as a QUESTION? HAS THE WHOLE WORLS GONE CRAZY!?!
sauramen@reddit
Nice Marmott.
shaved-yeti@reddit
Thats interesting, man.
JTByrd1977@reddit
The chinaman is not the answer here
draynay@reddit
The clue is ludicrous
FolgersCanUrn@reddit
The old man told me to take any rug in the house
dcamnc4143@reddit
With this money you can buy any number of rugs that don't have sentimental value to me.
Key_Country3756@reddit
Bunny says he’s good for it
CtrlCsgo@reddit
Interlopers? Are you talking about the carpet pissers?
cantseemeimblackice@reddit
Wait, wait let me explain something to you. Um I am not Mr. Lebowski; you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude.
nbyone@reddit
Lebowski? That’s your name Dude.
eajags@reddit
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
TheodoreDonald@reddit
Wh...who the fuck are the Knutsens?
Organic-Singer@reddit
His hifi system?!
ejbriel@reddit
Calmer than you are...
Affectionate-Ring104@reddit
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
SirBabiez@reddit
What is the Walrus, for $320, Alex?
kenatogo@reddit
Is this a... what day is this?
_Bon_Vivant_@reddit
What are you, a fucking game show host now?
kinkyslc1@reddit