Far out man | TheaterFire

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Otherwise_Comb_3708@reddit

Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

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Chemical_Bed_976@reddit

What is a chinaman?

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Kckz79@reddit

What is the Rug, Alex?

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mcjefe80@reddit

Are these the Interlopers, Walter?

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Booeyrules@reddit

“What is a nihilist, Alex?”

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GasFun9380@reddit

I had a rash, man

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Neither-Bag7127@reddit

Jeffery is the preferred nomenclature.

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torch9t9@reddit

I was talking about my rug...

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hornwalker@reddit

This is a game show, smokey. There are rules.

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JetMetKnickerbocker@reddit

I had a proud Papa moment when 2 of my teens were watching Jeopardy with me and shouted the answer before I did. (They waited til the question was asked. )

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HealthyBullfrog@reddit

His briefcase was also stolen.

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finditplz1@reddit

But not by interlopers.

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HealthyBullfrog@reddit

Just a kid flunking social studies.

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RedPhule@reddit

You're killing your father, Larry!

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eddie736@reddit

Separate incidents!

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Rattlecruiser@reddit

and 4 more detectives on the case

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LiarTruck@reddit

And the Creedence tapes

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iAMthenemesis@reddit

Papers…work papers…I’m unemployed

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MoonBaseViceSquad@reddit

Probs why they had to add the tied room bit

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No_Employer9618@reddit

What is, “not the rug man”

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worker_bee_drone@reddit

What is his rug, man?

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Ghosts_of_the_maze@reddit

Were you listening to the Dude’s story?

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RedPhule@reddit

I was bowling

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Major_Direction_5494@reddit

Who is the chinaman?

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Solisious@reddit

Not the preferred nomenclature.

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thejudgehoss@reddit

Interloper, please.

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Aggravating_Speed665@reddit

I'll uhhh, take interloper for 400

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TowerOfSisyphus@reddit

First base.

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therealtwomartinis@reddit

Woo, isn’t this guy supposed to be a millionaire?

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Brother_Seamus2@reddit

This isn’t a guy who built the fucking railroads here

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dafuqishappening420@reddit

I was bowling.

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snukebox_hero@reddit

Sorry, we were looking for "the dude's rug" but would have also accepted his dudeness or el duderino if youre not into the whole brevity thing.

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MortgageRegular2509@reddit

Who are the carpet pissers?

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AintDatSwell@reddit

The carpet pissers did this?

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rippa76@reddit

The interlopers are not the issue.

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NuclearBroliferator@reddit

Interlopers is not the preferred nomenclature. Chinamen, please.

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lmflex@reddit

Karl Hungus?

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The_BarroomHero@reddit

What are Chinamen

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TowerOfSisyphus@reddit

Well Dude we really don't know...

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psychicstan@reddit

The chinaman is not the issue here, dude.

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DetectiveEZ@reddit

Some interloper took them from me in Korea!

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Ok-Lavishness-7904@reddit

They’re not morons

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KoA07@reddit

Yes, and proud we are of all of them.

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CowPrestigious8447@reddit

Racially he's pretty cool.

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Karn_Evil_Noin@reddit

No uh… Wu peed on his rug.

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SortofChef@reddit

Obviously you’re not a golfer.

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San_Cannabis@reddit

Well, Woo....peed on the rug.

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TowerOfSisyphus@reddit

Woo's on first.

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Outrageous-Pirate891@reddit

Does this place look like I’m married?

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Muggins75@reddit

Who the fuck is this guy??

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TowerOfSisyphus@reddit

What's the point of- -we all know who was at fault, so what the fuck are you talking about?

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Kooky_Result9280@reddit

We're talking about unchecked here aggression here, dude!

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Muggins75@reddit

It's about drawing a line in the sand, and across that line you do not....

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withoutpeer@reddit

Should it be bothering me so much that they call him Jeff Lebowski in this question(answer)?

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kellerb@reddit

The Interlopers are not the issue here

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theviolinist7@reddit

What day is this?

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BuckManscape@reddit

Fucking time waster!

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SlatheredButtCheeks@reddit

Is that a Wii U on the tv stand

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joshperugini81@reddit (OP)

It is

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OkRecover5091@reddit

Yeah.. well, that's just like.... you're opinion man..

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IS2SPICY4U@reddit

Who is: The Chinaman?

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Hawkeyesfan03@reddit

Also dude, interlopers is not the preferred nomenclature.

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ConfidentPollution37@reddit

you're mr. lebowski. i'm the dude man. so that's what you call me.

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DesperateMechanic305@reddit

That, or Duder…or el Duderino, if you are not into the whole brevity thing…

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tmaster15@reddit

This aggression will not stand, man

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Barrettbuilt@reddit

Who is woo?

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TowerOfSisyphus@reddit

No, Woo's on first.

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AmateurVasectomist@reddit

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TowerOfSisyphus@reddit

What are you, a fucking Jeffardy contestant?

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Murky-Perceptions@reddit

We not talking about the guys who built the flippin rail roads here

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Gotts21@reddit

You’re like a child who wanders onto a game show.

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Cracknoreos@reddit

His macrame fleshlight.

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withoutpeer@reddit

Should it be bothering me so much that they call him Jeff Lebowski in this question(answer)?

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Juicethetangelo@reddit

Don’t be fatuous.

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mudamuckinjedi@reddit

What is your mudda! Ha ha haha I got you Trebek. Really gave it too you, like I did your mudda! Oop there I go again.

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mrbeck1@reddit

Jeff Lebowski didn’t care about the rug. The Dude cared.

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guiltycitizen@reddit

They’re really starting to water these down, not literally, of course

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zenojones@reddit

The only question I could actually answer

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Lazy_Ambition_368@reddit

I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person?

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WiSoSirius@reddit

Smokey, this is not Nam. There are rules.

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G-Unit11111@reddit

Fuck it!

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finditplz1@reddit

Yes, fuck it!

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G-Unit11111@reddit

That's your answer to everything! Tattoo it on your forehead!

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BigDubzy@reddit

Condolences! The bums lost! My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir!

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dafuqishappening420@reddit

Look man, I'm not tryna scam anybody man.

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SirBabiez@reddit

Rare gem.

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901Soccer@reddit

Mr. Jennings treats answers like questions, man

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REGI_theblingkoala@reddit

Who is I am the walrus?

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john-tockcoasten@reddit

You can guess where the game show goes from here.

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SmoovyJ@reddit

He gets Double Jeopardy?

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JefreyLebowski@reddit

Don't be fabulous

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Key_Country3756@reddit

He takes “Brant can’t watch” for $100?

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Key_Country3756@reddit

(Thanks for the award — “They gave the Dude a beeper!”)

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ThatGuyFromSVU@reddit

The rules are ludicrous

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useless_modern_god@reddit

What is……….this day of rest shit !?

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PAAAWL23@reddit

Dios mio, man

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SirBabiez@reddit

Bush league

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TheSamurabbi@reddit

Bush was Jewish, Dude?

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SmoovyJ@reddit

What's an "interloper" Walter

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The_Minion_of_Gozer@reddit

Shut the fuck up @smoovyJ

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finditplz1@reddit

They shot him man, they shot SmoovyJ

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Educational_Bird2469@reddit

No dude. There weren’t any shots fired.

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AvailableHandle555@reddit

What's a rug, man

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rmc2318@reddit

gif

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I_lurk_at_wurk@reddit

What is, “the dude’s rug”?

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mystical_powers@reddit

Donnie please

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roshanritter@reddit

The carpet pissers did this man

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mystical_powers@reddit

You think the carpet pissers did this?

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mystical_powers@reddit

Well dude, we just don’t know

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No_Western_1217@reddit

What is

I am the walrus

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LevelGrounded@reddit

WHO IS V I LENIN, DONNIE? VLADIMIR ILYICH ULYANOV!

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8th_Dynasty@reddit

this is a residence, man.

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Signal_Estimate_23@reddit

Did I urinate on your rug sir?

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MonkeyDick420@reddit

I was talking about my rug

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Chef-Pants@reddit

They're not interlopers dude; they're nihilists -- they don't care about anything.

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jackspinnaker@reddit

fuck, not the rug man, did they micturate on there? not the guys who built the railroads but you know

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ragtimemf@reddit

What is The Dude's rug?

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BigLebowski85@reddit

This was a valued... Uhhhhhh

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WhatIsTheAmplitude@reddit

They peed on your fucking rug.

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Forward-End-8286@reddit

What was the uh, you know, dollar value on this clue? I just worry it’s gonna bump me into another tax bracket

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Subject-Relevant@reddit

Not on the rug, man

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mountainsun9@reddit

It’s all a cycle man first the rug gets pissed on, then the movie gets made….. then you hear about it, then it makes its way to a game show, then you take a picture of it and post it or was it the other way around?

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