A "tip Jeff Bezos" option at the Amazon checkout.

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Amazon could gamify it. Unlock badges for tipping him repeatedly.

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...off a cliff.

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Hell, push him right over.

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Careful, you might break the egg. Darn I’d just hate that

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Best answer

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He's doing all the work.

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Negative amounts allowed?

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Bro, no

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That's crazy enough to work. I'm in.

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found JB's burner account