I'm suing.
Posted by Dvd3r1n0@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 110 comments
This cannot stand.
Posted by Dvd3r1n0@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 110 comments
This cannot stand.
Steiney1@reddit
Better get Bill Kunstler or Ron Kuby
Dvd3r1n0@reddit (OP)
The Chinaman is not the issue here.
Pleasant_Job_7683@reddit
Dvd3r1n0@reddit (OP)
am I wrong?
dafuqishappening420@reddit
You're not wrong, Walter. You just an ASSHOLE!
Dangeresque2015@reddit
I too dabbled in pacifism. Not in 'Nam of course .
Dvd3r1n0@reddit (OP)
yes, so we were informed.
Pleasant_Job_7683@reddit
I mean what is right and wrong? Truth is there's alot of ins and outs and what have you anyways lets go bowling dude
Dvd3r1n0@reddit (OP)
Goddam it!
Pleasant_Job_7683@reddit
Over the line!!
TeaTimeTelevision@reddit
Koo-bee
sorotomotor@reddit
The Dude minds! This copyright infringement will not stand, man!
Shoe1314@reddit
The Dude does not abide!
lilrif@reddit
The OTHER Lebowski, Joe Lebowski!
Chemical_Bed_976@reddit
Whoever is responsible for this is really out of their element.
indorock@reddit
Come on. This affects all of us, man! It's our basic freedoms!
dafuqishappening420@reddit
I'm stayin'. I'm finishing my oatmeal.
JonquilCityBoy@reddit
You want a bowl? I can get you a bowl, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a bowl by this afternoon...with milk.
Ok-Test-7634@reddit
And in the meantime, what do I tell Lebowski ?
dafuqishappening420@reddit
Forget about the fucking toe!
katet_of_19@reddit
Enjoying my oatmeal...
Dvd3r1n0@reddit (OP)
do you like sex, Mr Lebowski?
TinyTimWannabe@reddit
The physical act of love.
Glittering_Bet_8610@reddit
You mean...Vagina?
Gamestonkape@reddit
The bigger offense here is cold oatmeal in a box. This is breakfast, not ‘Nam.
jeffbas@reddit
There are rules!
downtune79@reddit
THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND!
dudebronahbrah@reddit
Well, there isn't a literal connection
Particular-Wrongdoer@reddit
Every time a man dons a robe in this fair city I have to compensate?
TinyTimWannabe@reddit
Can I write you a check?
soulgrocery@reddit
Are you employed sir?!
Dvd3r1n0@reddit (OP)
I've gotta check with my accountant
Nose_Grindstoned@reddit
This oatmeal might bump me into a higher tax bracket
Dvd3r1n0@reddit (OP)
I can get you a toe
thtsjsturopinionman@reddit
Compromised second draft
draynay@reddit
What are you a fucking copyright lawyer?
Gavitio85@reddit
The oats are not the issue here
dafuqishappening420@reddit
These rich fucks. This whole fucking thing.
Dvd3r1n0@reddit (OP)
I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand
dafuqishappening420@reddit
Across this line, you DO NOT....
theviolinist7@reddit
Dude, rich fucks is not the preferred nomenclature. Upper-class Americans, please.
dafuqishappening420@reddit
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Dvd3r1n0@reddit (OP)
how is the smut business, Jackie?
Dweebil@reddit
This might bump him up into a higher tax bracket.
lucasjackson87@reddit
This will not stand man, this aggression will not stand.
Vegetable-Put3884@reddit
Even if he was a lazy man, and Joe was certainly that.
SouthBaySkunk@reddit
We got the lawyers working in shifts.
lebowski-ModTeam@reddit
Walter, face it, there isn’t any connection. Your roll.
(A Lebowski quote slapped onto a pic that no literal relevance to the film is not a connection)
theviolinist7@reddit
I've got news for you: the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!
Soulless--Plague@reddit
This copyright infringement will not stand man
stoneman9284@reddit
This isn’t a first amendment thing
Hefty_Win_8811@reddit
What kind of thing is it then? Some kind of Eastern thing?
Dvd3r1n0@reddit (OP)
you mean, coitus?
dafuqishappening420@reddit
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
Smokey_Bera@reddit
Johnson?
Dvd3r1n0@reddit (OP)
we came to talk about little Larry
Smokey_Bera@reddit
Little prick is stonewalling me!
dafuqishappening420@reddit
Lemme show you what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
HamsterTowel@reddit
I'm rolling oats tonight.
2nd2lastdragon@reddit
Jackie Treehorn knows which Joe you are Joe.
Jackie Treehorn wants to see the lazy Joe.
ejbriel@reddit
950 bones or grams...or whatever you call them.
dip_tet@reddit
The oats are not the issue here, man
KoA07@reddit
The Little Lebowski Urban Oats, and proud we are of all of them
bebopgamer@reddit
Joe, or Jozer, or El Giuseppe if you're not into the whole brevity thing...
Ghosts_of_the_maze@reddit
Quite possibly the laziest oats in Los Angeles County
Stalwart_Penguin@reddit
Which would put them high in the running for laziest worldwide.
SmoovyJ@reddit
That's my robe
bebopgamer@reddit
Lazy Joe, love me.
no_bender@reddit
Uh, that's my robe.
pumpkinbot@reddit
You're Jeffrey Lebowski. I'm the Dude.
Ok-Test-7634@reddit
Are you employed, sir ?
Pimpstik69@reddit
I know my rights man
Ok-Test-7634@reddit
you don't know shit Lebowski
Neither-Bag7127@reddit
V.I.Lenin!
ChamberTwnty@reddit
I am the walrus.
Ok-Test-7634@reddit
Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit
Moz1981@reddit
Take her easy, dude...
Dstegs_@reddit
Careful, there’s a breakfast here, man!
Ok-Test-7634@reddit
What in God's holy name are you blathering about ?
No_Dragonfly_1894@reddit
Did Lazy Joe get to see the Queen in her dang undies?
BachRach433@reddit
Is there a Ralph's around here?
Fancy_Badger_9197@reddit
I checked. All out of dude oats
guuuuuuuz@reddit
There’s a beverage here
Unit_79@reddit
And let’s not forget, dude, let’s not forget… using a likeness… of a person… or a character… for marketing within the food industry… that ain’t legal either.
GreninjaStrike@reddit
Stay out of oats Lazy Joe
water-tr4sh@reddit
That ain’t legal
MortgageRegular2509@reddit
He fixes the cholesterol?
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
Hey, that's your likeness Dude.
Dvd3r1n0@reddit (OP)
Donny, please
Dry_Description6498@reddit
Man in the beige pajamas.. worthy fuckin advertisement.
Key_Country3756@reddit
You’re being very un-Dude.
Dvd3r1n0@reddit (OP)
why don't you fuckin' listen occasionally
Dry_Description6498@reddit
You've got the wrong guy, man!
The_ZombyWoof@reddit
The old man said I could take any breakfast food in the house.
Standard_Pay2027@reddit
Over the line!
youropinionisrubbish@reddit
...and that's Joe, in London. And even if he was a lazy man - and Joe was most certainly that - quite possibly the laziest in Greater London...which would place him highest in the runnin' for laziest worldwide.
gruven_reuven@reddit
Went do we get to see the Queen in her damn undies as the fella says
StarWarsMonopoly@reddit
That some kind of Eastern thing?
thinclientsrock@reddit
Gotta feed the monkey
Pleasant_Job_7683@reddit
Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery except in a free market am I right dude?
Dvd3r1n0@reddit (OP)
Yeah, I'll be at practice
GrumpyCatStevens@reddit
This trademark infringement will not stand, man!
Top-Use4277@reddit
He’s cracking
Pleasant_Job_7683@reddit
gruven_reuven@reddit
Okay sir, you're a Lazy Joe, I'm a Lazy Joe, that's terrific, but I'm very busy, as I can imagine you are. What can I do for you sir?
scoppied@reddit
You got any Kahlúa?
Dvd3r1n0@reddit (OP)
you mix a hell of a Caucasian Jackie
TheQueenAndPrincess@reddit
Yes, that’s your answer for everything!
BrunoReturns@reddit
This breakfast aggression will not stand! Across this line in the oats, you will not cross!
duh_nom_yar@reddit
I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.