You want a bowl? I can get you a bowl, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a bowl by this afternoon...with milk.

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Ok-Test-7634@reddit

And in the meantime, what do I tell Lebowski ?

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Gamestonkape@reddit

The bigger offense here is cold oatmeal in a box. This is breakfast, not ‘Nam.

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THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND!

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dudebronahbrah@reddit

Well, there isn't a literal connection

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Particular-Wrongdoer@reddit

Every time a man dons a robe in this fair city I have to compensate?

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Nose_Grindstoned@reddit

This oatmeal might bump me into a higher tax bracket

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draynay@reddit

What are you a fucking copyright lawyer?

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dafuqishappening420@reddit

These rich fucks. This whole fucking thing.

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Dvd3r1n0@reddit (OP)

I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand

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theviolinist7@reddit

Dude, rich fucks is not the preferred nomenclature. Upper-class Americans, please.

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Dweebil@reddit

This might bump him up into a higher tax bracket.

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lucasjackson87@reddit

This will not stand man, this aggression will not stand.

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Vegetable-Put3884@reddit

Even if he was a lazy man, and Joe was certainly that.

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SouthBaySkunk@reddit

We got the lawyers working in shifts.

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lebowski-ModTeam@reddit

Walter, face it, there isn’t any connection. Your roll.

(A Lebowski quote slapped onto a pic that no literal relevance to the film is not a connection)

The Maudes

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theviolinist7@reddit

I've got news for you: the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!

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Soulless--Plague@reddit

This copyright infringement will not stand man

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Hefty_Win_8811@reddit

What kind of thing is it then? Some kind of Eastern thing?

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dafuqishappening420@reddit

Lemme show you what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

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2nd2lastdragon@reddit

Jackie Treehorn knows which Joe you are Joe.
Jackie Treehorn wants to see the lazy Joe.

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ejbriel@reddit

950 bones or grams...or whatever you call them.

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KoA07@reddit

The Little Lebowski Urban Oats, and proud we are of all of them

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bebopgamer@reddit

Joe, or Jozer, or El Giuseppe if you're not into the whole brevity thing...

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Ghosts_of_the_maze@reddit

Quite possibly the laziest oats in Los Angeles County

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Stalwart_Penguin@reddit

Which would put them high in the running for laziest worldwide.

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pumpkinbot@reddit

You're Jeffrey Lebowski. I'm the Dude.

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Ok-Test-7634@reddit

Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit

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Dstegs_@reddit

Careful, there’s a breakfast here, man!

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Ok-Test-7634@reddit

What in God's holy name are you blathering about ?

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No_Dragonfly_1894@reddit

Did Lazy Joe get to see the Queen in her dang undies?

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Unit_79@reddit

And let’s not forget, dude, let’s not forget… using a likeness… of a person… or a character… for marketing within the food industry… that ain’t legal either.

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Dry_Description6498@reddit

Man in the beige pajamas.. worthy fuckin advertisement.

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Dvd3r1n0@reddit (OP)

why don't you fuckin' listen occasionally

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The_ZombyWoof@reddit

The old man said I could take any breakfast food in the house.

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...and that's Joe, in London. And even if he was a lazy man - and Joe was most certainly that - quite possibly the laziest in Greater London...which would place him highest in the runnin' for laziest worldwide.

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