Anon experienced true enlightenment

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Mysterious_Cucumber@reddit

So, building blocks were the secret of happiness all along...

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serial_feet_sniffer@reddit

Wait until you find out about Minecraft and Lego

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Reading_username@reddit

have kids

they start to grow up a bit into toddlers

start being whiny, realize they probably want to play with me

sigh.wav

get down on the floor and play cars and blocks with them

wait holy balls this is actually fun

mfw 2 hours pass making a block fort and running hotwheels down the track into it

son is having the time of his life

I am too

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NoAppointment8488@reddit

I loved doing that with my kids, but they both love to knock that shit down before I can build anything cool.

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NoAppointment8488@reddit

Did that for years, now she’s a lesbian.

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Reading_username@reddit

skill issue.

Get duplos + tennis ball -- each side builds a duplo fort. Then takes turns with a tennis ball trying to knock other side down.

Easy way to kill an hour.

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Scottish_Whiskey@reddit

Fake: lying about having had sex

Gay: probably touched hands at some point

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Reading_username@reddit

touched hands with my wife, yeah, while we sleep in our big bed.

Enjoy sleeping in a race car.

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baz4k6z@reddit

Ewwwww dude didn't you know touching a woman is actually very gay ?

Women like dicks so being near one makes you also like dicks by association, which is gay

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Reading_username@reddit

being near women makes you gay because women like men

being near men makes you gay because men are men and there's no one else to like if women aren't around

It was ogre before it started

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Wiggie49@reddit

Main downside to dealing with kids is that you’re getting older and running out of energy faster than them.

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Genuinely this is what got me into building gunpla and similar stuff, same feeling of satisfaction after it's finished, that sense of pride that comes from "I made this", seriously just building shit is something more people need to do, I don't care what it is just make something

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Toys_and_Bacon@reddit

Nothing is more relaxing and fulfilling than building a huge Lego set, specially the modular buildings. Building together with the wife, with good music in the background, it's the definition of true happiness. So, yeah. I agree with anon.

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Kinslayer_89@reddit

Employers? So it’s a child sweatshop? 🤔