Pay ex convicts to chase fat people through the woods. Ex cons get employment and fat people get motivation for exercise.

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That would give them a heart attack, not exercise.

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Win win

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You just invented Personal Trainers… oh wait…

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This is the kind of crazy idea I come here for

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How would you lure fat people to the woods?

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Pay ex convicts to dress up as food to get fat people to chase them through the woods.

Ex cons would get employment and fat people get motivation for excercise.

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Now that’s carrot instead of the stick

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Being chased by food trying to kill you might help suppress appetites.

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Coupons for cheeseburgers

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Gravy

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What happens when they catch them?

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They get tickled until they laugh off 2% of the weight they need to lose, then start over with a 3 minute head start.

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Depends on the con I presume