Today's ration: open top dutch oven apple pie, estimate 1600 calories.
Posted by elonmusktheturd22@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 31 comments
Been about 23 hours since i last ate (leftovers yesterday), worked plowing and planting all day yesterday, plus a few evening miles on my bike. Up early though didn't sleep last night from back pain. Fired up the stove since it was 49f in the cabin and humid, made the pie then while it cooled i walked my dogs 4 miles before today's rain starts, it started just as i got back. Haven't eaten or drank in a while and procrastinating to make this post lol.
1 jiffy pie crust mix and water to smear the dough on the oven. Then i dumped a quart of homemade pie filling into it. These apples are firmer than last time so didn't become mushy sauce and the clearjel didn't all become a solid mass at the bottom. I had more cinnamon in this jar but still very little added sugar.
This is all I'm eating today. In excruciating pain and will be bedridden all day, overdid it lol :)
bunnycrush_@reddit
Ngl pal this post reads like self-harm (there are many types of self-harm, it’s not just self-injury or substance abuse).
Unsolicited advice, but you should consider taking it a little easier, being a little gentler to your body, sleeping and eating more if at all possible. 1600 calories is a very meager ration, and inadequate when you’re doing physical labor for hours on end. I’m sure you have other stuff going on in your life and are clearly living a unique lifestyle that many of us are ignorant about, but your body is just an animal — it has simple needs (food, water, rest, warmth, etc) and it deserves to have those needs fully sated!
elonmusktheturd22@reddit (OP)
I just walked another 2 miles because I'm bored.
Just walking can be called self harm as its excruciatingly painful given half my spines bolted together, i do it anyway.
I really wish i had some ice cream right now, but while i have some money i have no way to get to where ice crram is. No fridge to store it so gotta buy it each time and the nearest place is several townships away, far beyond my ability to get to on foot or bike. So i am eating just what's in my shack and there really isn't much left to choose from.
Sad-Bison7515@reddit
Some food pantries will deliver food to those who are unable to get there. Some churches will also help with food or food delivery. Just an option so you aren't starving yourself. How are you feeding your dogs?
elonmusktheturd22@reddit (OP)
And im not going to make a long comment on the food pantry again, I'll just say its not an option and leave it at that
elonmusktheturd22@reddit (OP)
I keep a 3-12 month supply of dog food in barrels in the barn. Buy a truckload once or twice a year
MadamVoid@reddit
Would gif
phillybluntz@reddit
I thought it was an uncooked deep dish pizza
SirStocksAlott@reddit
I thought it was sliced up summer sausage and sweet and sour sauce in pie crust.
AppUnwrapper1@reddit
Same
Omarzchick@reddit
Feel better my favorite r/shittyfoodporn poster!
AtlasHands_@reddit
Why is it red? I thought it was strawberry or rhubarb.
harry_cock_n_balls@reddit
You need some protein please, but looks fire!
midwest_elder@reddit
how is this shitty?
elonmusktheturd22@reddit (OP)
Its bland and flavorless like all my cooking, the crust is a creamy white like all my baking.
Alarmed-Shape5034@reddit
Why no sugar? I think the other commenter has a point. Nearly every aspect of your life looks like self-harm. 😭
elonmusktheturd22@reddit (OP)
Its more like destitution combined with not giving a fuck
Alarmed-Shape5034@reddit
You deserve to have joy in your life.
No_Economist3788@reddit
I'm getting vibes of the movie 'Thinner'.
AtroposMortaMoirai@reddit
Looks pretty good, hope it’s tasty! Did you have the leftovers of your chicken pasta salad? I hope you’re able to get some decent sleep and you feel less pain in the morning.
DisastrousServe8513@reddit
Let me introduce you to the lunch bag.
DragonScrivner@reddit
Looks tasty
Bioslug@reddit
Better over than under, that’s what I say
unoriginalfyi@reddit
Wrong sub, looks good
Gingerwaters1@reddit
Peanut butter has the protein
elonmusktheturd22@reddit (OP)
I don't have any in my shack right now
Gingerwaters1@reddit
Turtle sticks. Wish I could yeet ya a jar
2Braincell2Furious@reddit
This bitch empty! YEET
kadylady14@reddit
Enjoy!
rly_weird_guy@reddit
I can't imagine biking home after working in a farm all day, then baking?
Crazy work good job
joshuads@reddit
Looks like a nice a galette. Did you use a tin?
elonmusktheturd22@reddit (OP)
No just a dutch oven