Carrots wrapped on with bacon, cucumbers and garlick with cream and spices. Delicious, recommend.

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KimchiLlama@reddit

This looks like zucchini, not cucumbers

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rude_kuntz@reddit

oh god, cooked cucumber is an abomination.

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So you pick up the limp carrots and steamed bacon and what.. drink the cucumber juices and cream? This is like a carb free deconstructed creamy pasta, where everything is microwaved. Great content thank you.

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Fomulouscrunch@reddit

Don't forget the weird aluminum aftertaste.

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H0BL0BH0NEUS@reddit (OP)

Yes, yes and yes !

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Spirited-Juice4941@reddit

No you don’t this is a shitpost

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lskerlkse@reddit

u cooked the fuckin cukes?

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PEZpezzpez@reddit

I stared at these for several minutes. They are zucchini

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TheHollowJoke@reddit

You mean courgettes?

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iscariots@reddit

Courgettes and zucchini are the same thing, different countries just call them different names. Like aubergine and eggplant.

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TheHollowJoke@reddit

Yeah I know lol, I was just messing around but looks like people didn’t like it for some reason.

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Important_Level_6093@reddit

Wtf is a courgette

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Snow75@reddit

Only cucumbers become transparent when cooked

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DragonSlayerC@reddit

Look at the before photo. 100% zucchini.

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dameanmugs@reddit

Not at all true. Thin slices of zucchini will do the same thing.

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its10pm@reddit

I agree, those are definitely zucchini, not cucumbers.

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H0BL0BH0NEUS@reddit (OP)

I cook everything i can, with in the law.

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lskerlkse@reddit

there are allegations that what you're calling cukes are actually zukes

can you confirm or deny

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PEZpezzpez@reddit

Looks like they‘re pleading the fifth

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lskerlkse@reddit

is it zuke or cuke?

oh pee better answer but

either way, i puke

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sandwizard9@reddit

oh my goodness. so those ARE cucumbers that you actually cooked.

some things are.. not meant to be cooked

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Slaphappyfapman@reddit

That is not within the law 🚨

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Xfuck1tX@reddit

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metal111@reddit

Shouldve been fuckin zukes

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Important_Level_6093@reddit

You def chose the right sub for this

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Ninety9_Dex@reddit

Garlick

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Sophisticated-Crow@reddit

I'm not religious, but... Jesus Christ.

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graupeltuls@reddit

garlick

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hmistry@reddit

What the hell were you thinking?

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Aggleclack@reddit

There was a way to make this without it being wretched

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whisky_biscuit@reddit

Yeah it's kinda infuriating tbh.

We exist today in a world where you can legit learn to cook through video recipes.

And yet stuff like this exists because people don't care to actually make stuff edible. They'd rather throw together crap or door dash the McDonald's that 5 minutes away for triple the price.

You could make something decent out of these ingredients, but naw.

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kftrendy@reddit

Honestly, in such a world where you can learn to cook from video recipes, it’s fascinating to see someone who is just doing their own thing. It’s like outsider art but for food.

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LawlessandFree@reddit

Great now I’m imagining OP chugging this monstrosity to the sound of Shooby Taylor the Human Horn

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agoia@reddit

Yeah, just saute the zucchini and roast the carrots and bacon separately.

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Aggleclack@reddit

Those are cucumbers 🙃

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agoia@reddit

I'm just gonna keep pretending it's some mixed up terminology to keep it less horrifying, thank you.

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H0BL0BH0NEUS@reddit (OP)

Wod it be in "shittyfoodporn" then ??? Nope, it wod be in "gourmetdining" or somewhere else so im not sure, are you in right place for commenting.

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Aggleclack@reddit

… do you think the properly cooked version of this would be in gourmet dining? Maybe decent food porn…

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Not_Dylan_With_It@reddit

High standard for shit, huh?

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cltncrts@reddit

Do you not have teeth

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H0BL0BH0NEUS@reddit (OP)

Yes, good ones. Im living in country wich has universal healthcare. It costs kind of nothing to go to dentist. Im just experimenting and trying new stuff.

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Marshmallowbutbetter@reddit

All the downvotes for having teeth lol!

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sandwizard9@reddit

its the "universal healthcare" that made every american reading that comment go green with envy

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Nohobbynorlobby@reddit

As an American I’m am jealous op is able to experiment with their life like this and then go get their stomach pumped for free😭

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Imaginary-Pride2735@reddit

"That person thinks they're better off than me because they are better off than me!"

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cltncrts@reddit

The down voters are just trollin. I do want to know your inspiration behind this dish.

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Blondi93@reddit

It seems like your experiment failed.

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BarbacueBeef@reddit

Nah, they definitely made something new

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Anubis-Hound@reddit

Not very often I gag when I'm in this sub so good job... I think?

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scaryogurt@reddit

secret ingredient: mold

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Elegant-Raise-9367@reddit

Proof that everything is better with bacon. Like without the bacon not a soul would eat this.

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NewNecessary3037@reddit

Oh it’s hog food in a trough

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NuclearPeridot@reddit

I mean, why?

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WertyBurger@reddit

This looks like carrots wrapped in undercooked bacon sitting in sewage

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Jeramy_Jones@reddit

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WoopzEh@reddit

Wet ass bacon

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destroythethings@reddit

WAB, if you will

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carknut@reddit

My stomach bubblin

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Glum-Sprinkles-7734@reddit

If I cross my eyes it looks raw and moldy at the same time

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Setekh_Hazen@reddit

Roast those bacon delivery sticks and serve them with a sauce made from the rest, fresh cucumber on top, and I 100% would.

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ThatOneGayUsername@reddit

I mean? Swap the cream for a broth and the cucumbers for a squash then throw it in the slow cooker and I see the vision

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Ornery-Practice9772@reddit

garlic

any pics of this cooked?

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EvilChefReturns@reddit

Cum stew

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ElijahWouldNot@reddit

I down voted initially out of instinct, it was a visceral reaction to the photos, and description. I've since removed my down vote, but it feels wrong to upvote as well.. this is just horrific OP. Well done I guess?

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