Lethal garlic bread

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If it causes atrocious burps before you die:

Eat it then ride the subway on the evening commute

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It already is for vampires

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I'll eat it.

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Like for vampires?

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Only as capitol punishment

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So not a lot of repeat business then.

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If it is the good stuff, you breath becomes pretty lethal. Is that close enough?