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Posted by zeroperks@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 49 comments
Posted by zeroperks@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 49 comments
THEPIGWHODIDIT@reddit
Have you ever thought you might be gay?
Megazaza@reddit
It was indirectly addressed and dismissed, if you could reaf
6crem@reddit
Goon-maxed to endgame, before doing co-op 😔
b400k513@reddit
TanaalTheLegend@reddit
Modern poetry
Janek102TV@reddit
Fake: annon gets gf
Gay: death gripping his dih and gooning to hardcore (gay) porn
gandinklefalfburg@reddit
That's so fucking funny you're hilarious
MaihoSalat@reddit
Bro is on r/greentext and expects shakespear
Jane_the_doe@reddit
I would like to think Shakespeare would be on here gooning with us
el_carli@reddit
The dude literally called himself Shake Spear, what else could he be than a goonmaxxing pervert
Dontgersococky@reddit
Redditors be like: "defending the unfunniest joke format is our top priority"
Dr_Axton@reddit
At this point it isn’t about the joke, it’s about having some stability in this forsaken world.
You may never know what comes tomorrow but I’m sure I’ll see both the psyop cat and the fake and gay analysis on a post
ThingNumberPi@reddit
Fake: ur funny Gay: u
BlackestFlame@reddit
You need to get blacked
GuerillaGandhi@reddit
Now, this is a goonmaxxed, rotcelled brain.
zeroperks@reddit (OP)
Love how some people are free from burden of being funny when making jokes. I envy u sir
Janek102TV@reddit
If you weren't expecting that kind of comment here, that's your problem trully
Reaper-Leviathan@reddit
Surely this could be solved by sitting down and having a conversation
Megazaza@reddit
Bro just typing shit🤣🤣🤣
GuerillaGandhi@reddit
With his dick?
googlin@reddit
Beat my dick like it owes me money.
Reaper781@reddit
Have her peg you. You might have caught the gay.
WowInternet@reddit
Probably pass a Tesla too closely
googlin@reddit
Her? Â Cute, but this is r/greentext. Â Anon is definitely gettin' TOPPED already.
timperman@reddit
Delayed ejaculation is a real and major struggle.
Autism and ADHD is my struggle. Getting stressed by the existence another human in the room.
DooMedToDIe@reddit
I started getting prescribed Adderall and it helps me focus on the act, but makes it harder to finish. Fucking bullshit
Previous_Air_9030@reddit
It's not called the death grip for nothing.
SpasticCastle@reddit
Gotta take a break from crankin, hoss
To the point your balls hurt. Gotta power through for the sake of your relationship, it IS reversible
You will live to crank again, Gobbless
tripsafe@reddit
😔✊
Specht100@reddit
Thats why you shpuld minimize your porn usags guys.
TheRicFlairDrip@reddit
The dick they attached to your body in Thailand doesnt cone with that functionality
Arthur_Burt_Morgan@reddit
Pro tip: get a fleshlight
vverbov_22@reddit
Fake: anon has a gf
Gay: anon is unable to cum to a woman
LeafyChemist@reddit
Dealt with this in my early 20s - Just don't touch anything for a week. Might take a few tries with gf as your probably a bit too much in your own head about it as well but it's 100% curable. Better to fix it asap while young with more dating options.
PsychoSwede557@reddit
Me rn honestly. People just think I’m lying when I say I could literally go for hours without cumming. But no. My dick is just broken I guess.
RunInRunOn@reddit
Just do what I'm doing and death grip with the opposite hand
Sethleoric@reddit
Bro gave himself a vasectomy
SmoothPimp85@reddit
Fake: "get a gf"
Gay: can't cum even during imaginary sex with a woman
Xayahbetes@reddit
Someone send this poor lad the tweet that's being reposted a lot about indian porn so he can reset
etlucent@reddit
Serves you right
smooth_kid_wtg@reddit
Serves you right when you loose all your money following stupid trends on WSB and pennystocks
etlucent@reddit
Hit too close to home for you!
Rasmsu@reddit
Ha, serves you left tips fedora and adjusts glasses
shroomigator@reddit
What anan needs to do is death grip that thang and then shove it in, hand and all
Win win
zeroperks@reddit (OP)
put fist in her pusssy and dick in her ass than masterbate inside with your regular death grip
kpingvin@reddit
A true 21st century tale.
Kaccady@reddit
same actually, minus the gfÂ
South_Cattle_6161@reddit
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6crem@reddit
Goon-maxed to endgame, before joining a Guild 😔