Did you call stepping on someone's shoe heel a flat tire?
Posted by mbadolato@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 95 comments
Or was that just a regional thing? I grew up in Boston, if that matters.
It's funny, I haven't used that term in decades, haven't even thought about it. Then the other day, I was walking our dog and stepped on his shoe's heel (it's extremely hot on the pavement here in Arizona, so it's shoe-wearing season), and the shoe popped off. Without even thinking about it, I went, "FLAT TIRE!" and laughed.
Then, a minute later, after my wife caught up to us after a convo with a neighbor, she saw me putting the shoe back on and asked what had happened. I said I stepped on his heel, and she immediately went, "You flat-tired him??"
I just found it funny that we both immediately went back to that terminology.
Aforementioned goofball, with all tires properly "inflated" š¤£

Irie_shakedown@reddit
still call it a flat tire! new york/new jersey
IRadiateYou1999@reddit
PNW here, yes, Flat tire and sometimes called it being de-railed.
hold--the--line@reddit
Giving a flat... no mention of tires. Maryland.
wise_foolredux@reddit
Yes, that was a thing. I wasn't one to do it intentionally.
mamiepink@reddit
In Michigan we definitely called them flat tires.
andyr072@reddit
Yep. Here in New York.
JimmyJohn_5150@reddit
Same here in Missouri, you got yourself a flat tire.
secretsinthesuburbs@reddit
In Nebraska we called them flat tires.
Tight_Middle6309@reddit
Just a flat
TennisCultural9069@reddit
grew up in florida and my schooling was the 70s and 80s, definitely was called giving someone a flat
Which_Strength4445@reddit
Yes I was born on the west coast but grew up on the east coast and on the east coast they called it giving someone a flat. They also had regional terms for things.
Where I grew up cheap tennis shoes were called "foot burners". My college roommate who grew up about 200 miles from where I grew up said they used to call those same shoes "butter cookies".
Also we used to call anyone's pants that were too high "floods" on the west coast but on the east coast they were called "high waters". I wonder what terms the kids use now.
No_Parking_4195@reddit
I'm GenX, originally from Louisiana. Been in Texas about 25 years. First time I've heard it. Must be regional.
Lthrr9@reddit
Iāve never heard this. Iām 56 from south Texas.
CzarGuy111@reddit
I have before
gridironsmom@reddit
Born in Bay area, moved to Central IL around age 10/11. It's a "flat tire".
lovemesomezombie@reddit
California here, flat tire 100%
Braqsus@reddit
Same here
Kreesto_1966@reddit
Yes, Columbus Ohio
UnicornFarts1111@reddit
I lived there for 46 years and never once heard this term in relation to this event.
foilrat@reddit
PNW. Totally.
Legitimate_Quote3652@reddit
In CT and yes
wordstogetherrandom@reddit
"Giving someone a flat" in Illinois
Hotcakes420@reddit
Colorado / NM - yes
john__yaya@reddit
Same
shawncollins512@reddit
We said flat tire in MD.
Jumpy_Employment_371@reddit
Yup and still do! Grew up in AZ.
PTD27@reddit
Somebody would get their ass kicked for some shit like that.
jeexbit@reddit
grew up in Flrida, yes we called it a "flat tire"
FlipFlopFittoDrop@reddit
Klutz here - did and still do call it that
ionchannels@reddit
No, but my kids do.
Lanky_Comedian_3942@reddit
TX, yes.
Affectionate-Map2583@reddit
We just called it a flat (no tire) in Maryland.
LoLou22@reddit
Nope. Grew up in Michigan and Iāve never heard it called that before.
NC-Tacoma-Guy@reddit
We just called it a "flat".
So basically I'd answer your question with a "yes - ish" š
ih8csh@reddit
It was an Albany expression.Ā
7toedcat@reddit
Albany, what state?
likeittight_@reddit
California, no doubt
7toedcat@reddit
So then, we might know each other.
666ForMySorrow@reddit
Steamed hams!
MediumAd3331@reddit
A capital offense in Brooklyn. Go watch Do the Right thing for confirmation
Left_Guess@reddit
Yes. Maine & Maryland.
Zeddblidd@reddit
Um, Dude - totally (Central Valley CA)
ProfessionalField508@reddit
Same, and I still do.
Suze72@reddit
Yes, Virginia
Catfiche1970@reddit
Chicago. Yes.
budkynd@reddit
No but we had to shake hands or it was bad juju
deleted_by_reddit@reddit
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evasion-guard@reddit
Ok-Hat1441 evading a ban is bad, m'kay.
Jmazoso@reddit
Yes, Utah. What else would you call it?
EvilCuteness@reddit
Yes, Winnipeg Canada.
RobustDude79@reddit
Jersey
flat tireĀ
Kaethor@reddit
In TX we either called it the "flat tire" or a "blowout". Heard both terms in my 45 years of life.
iamherbh@reddit
Yes, Chicago
United-Ad7863@reddit
Yes. Arizona.
cowboyJones@reddit
Yes Colorado.
boarding_gator@reddit
Yes. Grew up in Florida.
Square_Candle_4644@reddit
Yes, Minnesota
CoastalMom@reddit
Yes in Brooklyn
KatrynaTheElf@reddit
My students use that term here in Virginia.
GoodDoctorZ@reddit
If itās regional, the region includes Utah.
LoserWooper@reddit
Yes, Alabama
Melodic_Caramel1777@reddit
Never heard that before, we call it stepping on someoneās heel.
Handsome boy - make sure dad keeps your tires inflated
CromulentPoint@reddit
Yes, I learned it from Ace Ventura (I think).
Venus_Cat_Roars@reddit
Yep, up and down the eastern seaboard.
RetiredPoPo10-8@reddit
You had to be quick and accurate to be able to give someone a "double flat"
shellebelle89@reddit
Yes still do
punchlinerHR@reddit
āFlat tireā unless the shoe comes off, then itās a āshoe emergencyā
kylanmama@reddit
PNW here and we call it a flat tire also
steinfink1@reddit
Yep in texas
Miniscule_Platypus@reddit
Also in Texas all my life and never heard this one. We just called it āstepping on your heelā. Stuff like this is so weird. Every kid ever knows the floor is lava, but somehow other things fall through the cracks.
Humble-Basket-6593@reddit
Yes, NH!
meswifty1@reddit
I don't remember calling it that but I still call it "oops, I'm so sorry"
Never_Dave_1@reddit
Said the same thing in the Chicago suburbs.
Lumpy-Artist-6996@reddit
Raised in SF bay area, and we said flat tire too.
wantavant@reddit
Yup still do. Iowa
MAdcock6669@reddit
Still do
Equivalent-Speed-631@reddit
Yes, Maryland!
bacon_tastes_good@reddit
Yes in Tennessee.
Comfortable-Milk-162@reddit
Yes! Southern California. I just said it to my daughter, after she stepped on the back of my shoe; she thought it was the funniest thing ever.
xiphoid77@reddit
Other people said yes in Philly, but I never heard of that termā¦so maybe No in North Philly
pmllny@reddit
Flat tire or flatsie
Old_Goat_Ninja@reddit
NorCal, and yup.
Aynitsa@reddit
Yes- PNW
qwibbian@reddit
Western Canada, never heard that, stealing it. Cute dog.
GoodChallenge6928@reddit
Yup!
TAbcMnHp@reddit
Yes, Virginia!
TAbcMnHp@reddit
(And my dog has flat tired me a few times)
Whipstich-Pepperpot@reddit
Yes, Pennsylvania. Flat or Flat Tire.
SBInCB@reddit
Yes in Southern Maryland!
gristle10@reddit
Yes, St. Louis
Candid_Ostrich_1894@reddit
Yesā¦..Philly
some_one_234@reddit
Yes in SoCal
SomeAreSomeAreNot@reddit
Yes. NYC area.
Spaulding_NO@reddit
I still call it that and try to get someone at least once a year
Own_Celebration5462@reddit
We used that term on the west coast.