More buttered sausage and canned chicken

Posted by coopieg31@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 34 comments

Mini chicken sausages, Canned chicken, and garlic butter spread that’s really just I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter! and Garlic Powder.

Yeah i’m a weirdo i get it, lol.

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kindagaybean@reddit

Keto approved, hell yeah, also you need more fiber dawg.

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kindagaybean@reddit

I thrived on veggiterion vegetable soup on keto and low carb tortillas, but soups are excellent for hydration and fiber

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coopieg31@reddit (OP)

the tortillas give me stomach aches lmaoo too much fiber

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Its just that if you do keto and are eating sausage and butter your gonna get gout or a heart attack or cholesterol or something. Lock in for mommy and do better. If you're trying to maintain weight or gain weight, you can keep eating all the fat (avocados are a more balanced fat) but if we're trying to lose weight you got to let the diet burn the fat in your body first.

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coopieg31@reddit (OP)

im not doing it to lose weight. just for cognitive and physical benefit, and a man can only eat so much protien lol

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kindagaybean@reddit

Okay just checking in, a lot of people go into keto for dif reasons.

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coopieg31@reddit (OP)

Yes for sure. And i appreciate the advice.

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Independent-Coat2744@reddit

man been craving a good breakfast sausage and pancake breakfast with the syrup on the sausages for a while, might have to go for one soon

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coopieg31@reddit (OP)

syrup sausages always are amazing

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Psianth@reddit

And I just don’t know what to do with these buttered sausages and canned chickens… they’re calling again

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coopieg31@reddit (OP)

lmaoo

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givenenoughrope77@reddit

And mountain dew i see

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coopieg31@reddit (OP)

it was one of those drink packets

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1000_pizzaslices@reddit

Gary Busey?

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anoftz@reddit

I don't buy jam I buy honey. AND I KISS IT ON THE LIPSSSSSSSSSSS

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OnionTamer@reddit

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Brilliant-Bake9686@reddit

Bro, that sounds like a culinary crime scene I’m lowkey here for… like, who knew canned chicken could go so hard with some butter? 😂

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coopieg31@reddit (OP)

its definitely an acquired taste lmaooo

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theangryjanitorOG@reddit

Why would you butter a breakfast sausage? Its already a fat log filled with fat juice.

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coopieg31@reddit (OP)

because i am trying to eat a lot of fat, 90g about

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theangryjanitorOG@reddit

Well crisco is pretty cheap. Freeze it like a nasty popsicle or put some popcorn in a bowl of oily salty crisco and bacon with all the drippins.

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coopieg31@reddit (OP)

ik, but i love the taste of the i can’t believe lol

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theangryjanitorOG@reddit

Pour some sugar on it. Its like an oreo filling bacon plate.

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coopieg31@reddit (OP)

keto

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theangryjanitorOG@reddit

Is that what the kids call it?

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MagCatRed@reddit

OP double check those glasses. Those are from the 90s and lead paint was used on a lot of those novelty glasses. Most in famously the starwars ones. I think the peanuts classes are the same.

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