Quick, how much cash you got on you?

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wyoflyboy68@reddit

I’m sitting here naked, where am I supposed to put it?

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No-Flan3302@reddit

$60 in a drawer and $150 in change on top of my fridge in a coin bucket.

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Clamwacker@reddit

In Oregon I've only used a card at one place. It was some weird 3rd party thing and only took debit cards. My card got flagged for fraud and I had to replace it.

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Rebel9788@reddit

They do, but the one a half block from my apartment 60% of the time the card reader is down, so I carry $20, that way I don’t have to pay $4 to use their atm.

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Jennos23@reddit

Why does this seem like the most weed dispo thing ever?

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I just appreciate being a respectable middle aged woman and popping into the blunt store for a quick transactional visit and not have to watch some dude play video games for 45 minutes while his dog is all up in my business

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Rebel9788@reddit

As long as they have my indica i don’t care. Plus I like being addressed as Señor.

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Hntrbdnshog@reddit

That makes sense. My credit union reimburses atm fees so always just use the card. Also, props for being able to go through the dispo and only drop $20 lol.

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TheVonSolo@reddit

I have $85 for the dispo.

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After_Preference_885@reddit

We need at least 50 in Minnesota, our dispensaries haven't caught up yet

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Rebel9788@reddit

Good to know. I’ll be in the twin cities next month.

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Fun4TheNight218@reddit

On my person this very second? Zero. I'm in a PJ tank and my hubs' sweatpants, hanging out in the backyard in a hammock next to the fire pit with a drink, an audiobook, a blanket and 3 dogs. I dun need no steenkin cash

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AsleepAd2238@reddit

360$. Just like having some cash on me just for an emergency

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Metamorphica_0226@reddit

Like $38

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CottageGrove81@reddit

Aw yeah

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Judasbot@reddit

$0.

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inspectorendoffilm@reddit

I keep rolls of quarters around.

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SplakyD@reddit

I had $86 earlier, but that's been depleted fast.

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whyyoutwofour@reddit

15$

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VanillaRaincloud@reddit

I came across a quarter in my purse a few days ago that I didn’t know was there, so I guess 25 cents.

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tictacksmuggler@reddit

16?

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Eviltwin325@reddit

I try to carry around a lot of $5 bills for easy tipping. It makes me feel good to help others out 🤷

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Burlington-bloke@reddit

$0.00 in cash. I have a World Elite MasterCard from Bank of Montreal with a staggering high limit. The balance is always paid off every month. My partner has a Credit Score of 898. To look at us, you wouldn't think we had a bean. My credit score is probably zero because I'm disabled and don't work. I guess you could say I'm a "Kept man."

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CheerfullyCursed@reddit

Just a singular $1 bill.

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hobbes_shot_second@reddit

Better keep dancing, Tuesday afternoon strip club crew.

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CheerfullyCursed@reddit

I would be a great reverse stripper. People would pay me tons of money to put my clothes ON.

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BoysenberryKind5599@reddit

I have 3, lol. Random cash I saw when cleaning out my purse yesterday

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wtfever_taco@reddit

Me too!

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SolutionMaterial2279@reddit

Not a penny . I dont do cash .

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Smart-Practice8303@reddit

Always carry $100 cash just in case.

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random_invisible@reddit

About $30 for weed

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OldBanjoFrog@reddit

$200 at all times. I pay cash

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Trick-Session2388@reddit

$1 because I won it as a prize at work. It will probably work its way into a tip jar somewhere.

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breadit8@reddit

$25

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Longjumping-Air1489@reddit

Nothing for you, Mr. Mooch.

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Tom_Skeptik@reddit

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jynks319@reddit

Ha!

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rthander13@reddit

The $50 bill my MIL gave me for Christmas. Five months ago.

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WendyPortledge@reddit

Always a few hundred bucks to a thousand.

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fatkidscandystore@reddit

$1000 24-7-365

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akennelley@reddit

Cash? 315 bucks

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Rhizobactin@reddit

$2 bill

Came in handy when wife passes the toothfairy pillow to me seconds before my kid wakes up.

Doing what I can to cut inflation lol

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Yrch1@reddit

In my pocket. A few hundred

In my house. More.

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Embarrassed_Rule_269@reddit

60 bucks. For a long time I didn't carry cash, but I feel like a grown man should always have at least enough cash for coffee and a newspaper, so now I try to carry a little with me all the time. I also keep a hundred bucks hidden in my wallet where I can't see it for emergencies. 100 dollars isn't what it used to be, but it can get you out of a lot of tight spots. So 60 in spending money and 100 for emergencies. 160 dollars all together.

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MrChichibadman@reddit

Or if the credit card machine is down at the gas station

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Auyan@reddit

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genesimmonstongue415@reddit

You are 100% correct.

I always tip in cash. Plus, all the best bars are cash only.

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redditsuckshardnowtf@reddit

I quit tipping

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TheGogglesDo-Nothing@reddit

Great idea, but it makes for a pricey loss of your wallet.

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Greedy_Practice_5327@reddit

Newspaper?! I miss them.

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red286@reddit

For some reason all the subway stations near me have more newspaper recycling bins than garbage cans or bottle recycling bins.

Despite the fact that there are no longer any free dailies, there's just the subscription newspapers that cost like $2 an issue that only senior citizens still read.

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BoysenberryKind5599@reddit

Same, like magazines they've become just ads and information you heard about yesterday.

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iwantmy-2dollars@reddit

Dad?

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omgwtflols@reddit

What? Why?

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jax9151210@reddit

Two $5 bills

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Jimmy_83_Don@reddit

I love cash. Always have. The dirty looks the shopkeepers give me though are real when I hand them my notes. They always drop my coin change in my hand from a foot in the air because if our hands were to graze even lightly they would obviously die.

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IndicationNo7551@reddit

You’d think shopkeepers would be happy, credit cards have fees.

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Mandze@reddit

I have a one dollar bills in a drawer in case my kid loses a tooth and the tooth fairy needs to show up.

Also have a twoonie in my wallet from my last trip to Vancouver.

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OllieFromCairo@reddit

Seems like a good time to point out that AAA will post up to $10,000 in bail for you if you are a member.

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robhatescomputers@reddit (OP)

What about your buddy who was giving you a ride in his car but it broke down but you won't be there when the tow shows up just your buddy cuz you had to get going to "work".. can he get bailed out too?

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OllieFromCairo@reddit

I think he's gonna need his own AAA.

But really, how many of us AREN'T AAA members at this point. We're all That Age.

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Mail_Order_Lutefisk@reddit

We’re breathing down being in AARP Motoring Plan at this point, bro.

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xrelaht@reddit

Does AARP do bail bonds?

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Foulwinde@reddit

Minimum age for AARP is 18. Get those discounts early 😀

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Sanchastayswoke@reddit

You don’t have to be a certain age to be a AAA member. I’ve been a member since I was 21, maybe earlier. I think you’re thinking of AARP maybe?

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jesusmansuperpowers@reddit

Say what? There’s gotta be a lot of qualifiers on that!

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lookieherehere@reddit

For covered traffic violations

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Serrajuana@reddit

Oh shit. Thanks for clarifying. That kills my plans for the rest of the day. 🤣

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MCA2142@reddit

What were your plans for the rest of the day, OP?

Wait.

What did you do today *before* you made that comment?

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Serrajuana@reddit

I went totally wild. Went to a doctor's appointment! My plans after were the same as every night. Try to take over the world! But alas, AAA does not have my back. Tsk.

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ResurgentClusterfuck@reddit

Not op but

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Sanchastayswoke@reddit

🤣🤣🤣

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odin_the_wiggler@reddit

There's a limit to how many times you can use this, don't ask me how I know this.

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OllieFromCairo@reddit

Oh. Oh no.

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FormidableMistress@reddit

I'm really thinking I need to join AAA and AARP for all the perks.

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Anemones_In__Spades@reddit

I have been a member for nearly 25 years and never knew this!

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Hntrbdnshog@reddit

That fact could have saved me some bail money in the past 😐

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martin-silenus@reddit

Wtf?

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OllieFromCairo@reddit

That's why you'd ask how much cash people had before something was about to go down--so you could post bail for the guy who actually got caught.

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Crowley-Barns@reddit

The US bail system is completely whack for those of us from… anywhere in the world outside the Philippines lol.

Just nuts.

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martin-silenus@reddit

I mean, yes, but it just struck me as absolutely insane that AAA would offer bail as a member benefit. But it looks like they do?!

"Do you do crimes behind the wheel? Join AAA --we've got your back!"

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ClifftonSmith@reddit

Is this BS?

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IvenaDarcy@reddit

Damn never knew this! Somehow when I needed bail I had a credit card and the limit was lower than my bail but it went thru. I told my lawyer it wouldn’t and she like it did and I was like God (aka Visa) is good! Amen.

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mrs_hippiequeen@reddit

✍️👀

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river_tree_nut@reddit

Back in the early oughts if you received a speeding ticket in Wisconsin but had an out of state license, you had to pay the ticket on the spot or go to jail. Unless you had AAA, which technically posted bond for you, then you’d be allowed to pay by mail.

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Clear_Tangerine5110@reddit

That rhymed.

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1deadeye1@reddit

https://i.redd.it/vzty87odtq0h1.gif

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reqstech@reddit

Shocker they haven't kept up with this.

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mintjulip@reddit

$100. Always carry a hundo in honor of my dad. 🩷 Miss you, Daddio

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Blando-Cartesian@reddit

40€ as a backup in my phone case, just in case someplace is having trouble with their card payment system. Haven’t carried a wallet in years, and I think I was a (locally) rare laggard for a long time by not just shoving everything necessary into my phone case.

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Jewbacca522@reddit

Bout $400 in the cash drawer, maybe $50-$60 in the wallet

I’m a contractor and work at 1-2 houses per day, sometimes they pay in cash and/or give me tips, so once a month I take all the cash and deposit it.

The girl at the bank always laughs when I go in with an envelope full of bills.

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mousee3176@reddit

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Temporary-Library597@reddit

Zero. Zero point zero. Always. I haven't carried cash since my last visit to a casino in 2012.

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Ok-Air-5056@reddit

cash? like in the house? or in my purse? or generally accessible

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gobble_my_gobble@reddit

On me on me? None.

In the bank? About three fiddy ($350,000)

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Competitive_Swan_755@reddit

$23?

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Dimplefrom-YA@reddit

sir, i’m in my pajamas.

i have about $200 in my purse

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HolodeckMoriarty@reddit

$6 in $2 bills

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Low_Vermicelli5946@reddit

15,000

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Honest-Income1696@reddit

IDK. Let me see what the kid has.

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beccadahhhling@reddit

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temporary_bob@reddit

None because it's the 21st century. If I don't have my phone with one card attached to it I can't do jack or shit.

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IvenaDarcy@reddit

I keep money in that little pocket of my jeans for emergency usually no more than $40. I don’t even carry a license on me anymore. I have a pic of it on my phone (I live in a state that doesn’t allow digital wallet ID’s yet). I’m old enough that I rarely get ID’d so unless I’m flying, renting a car, etc I don’t carry ID. Crazy how everything is on our phone nowadays but also I’m a minimalist so I’m happy to not need a purse, wallet, etc. it’s nice to just grab our phones and go!

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Clamwacker@reddit

In my state just a pic of your ID wouldn't cut it in most situations. It's technically illegal to be in a bar or buy alcohol/cigarettes in a store without a valid ID on your person. Could probably get away with it if stopped for a minor traffic violation since they can look it up, but if they wanted to it could be an issue.

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Clamwacker@reddit

In my state just a pic of your ID wouldn't cut it in most situations. It's technically illegal to be in a bar or buy alcohol/cigarettes in a store without a valid ID on your person. Could probably get away with it if stopped for a minor traffic violation since they can look it up, but if they wanted to it could be an issue.

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temporary_bob@reddit

Yeah my phone is my car key and my credit card now too so I often just leave the house with my phone and that's it. I miss pockets on days where it's pure athleisure though. This is a problem with being a woman. Never enough pockets.

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Fine-Platypus-423@reddit

Girl the struggle when I wear my non-pocket leggings and all day long I keep trying to slide my phone into my non existent pocket lol

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ConcreteKeys@reddit

Making it rain with your Zelle just doesn't feel the same.

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camarhyn@reddit

Also you can’t send your friend a ton of $1 transactions back to back over a 10 minute period without getting red flagged. 😒

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Rogerdodger1946@reddit

$48.00

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kattrup@reddit

$240 and that's only bc I lost $60 somewhere. I shouldn't be trusted.

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PetuniaPicklePepper@reddit

Lil bit. Sold something to a boomer today. Boomers love to spend. Win!

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hashlettuce@reddit

$70 folded up very neatly in my front pocket wallet for emergency use. Took me a while to fold it nice and flat (plastic) so it has to be an actual emergency and not just an inconvenience to use it.

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CunnyMaggots@reddit

No cash and about $5 in my account until the 27th.... lol.

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ezbutneverconvenient@reddit

Zero

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Sindorella@reddit

I think like $32?

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RainbowUnicorn0228@reddit

Nice try IRS.

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Sigyn775@reddit

$52, I always have some cash on me.

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BrandyBunch805@reddit

407 + 10 in 2 dollar bills

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Upstairs-Kale-3794@reddit

$13

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MegaRadCoolDad@reddit

I usually keep 50ish and about 6 2 dollar bills

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ananthropolothology@reddit

I think around $27? I usually keep a 20 and a few smaller bills just in case.

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rboymtj@reddit

$17 in my wallet and an emergency $100 in my phone case.

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Saisara23@reddit

20

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redditsuckshardnowtf@reddit

About tree fiddy

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Murphy_Dropkick410@reddit

15 bucks

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Ive_Got_No_Control@reddit

Put that shit in my hand

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Murphy_Dropkick410@reddit

If that money doesn't show, then you owe me, owe me, owe

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XfreetimeX@reddit

My jungle love

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countrytime1@reddit

Morris Day and the mother fuckin time yo. Sent down by God herself

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pluralofoctopus@reddit

Oh-we-oh-we-oh

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bbbbears@reddit

My jungle love!

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catbandana@reddit

I think I wanna know ya know ya

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rosephoenix19@reddit

That shit is the mad notes!

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Geoff-Vader@reddit

I also have 3 $5s for random tips

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Inc-Roid@reddit

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a_solid_6@reddit

Switchblade combs were right up there with chain wallets on the coolness scale.

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rigidlynuanced1@reddit

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jesusmansuperpowers@reddit

$30, if we’re only counting pockets.

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MasterPhilip@reddit

I got like thirty.

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8080a@reddit

zero

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snoopyh42@reddit

$2.

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poopy_poophead@reddit

Zero.

I am card only.

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Dramamine23@reddit

Shoebox full of 50's

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dhelene@reddit

I love that the only reason I still carry cash is for weed.

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Whiskey_Water@reddit

You asked me on the wrong day. $320. But probably like $6 on my metro card.

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Fine_Pudding4941@reddit

Zip

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jp112078@reddit

Three pennies and a ball o’lint, kedd

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EricRShelton@reddit

A couple hundred yen, and I’m not sure what to do with them before I get to the airport.

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dundeegimpgirl@reddit

$3.26 but in one week my disability check will be in and Ibwill have money for 5 days until all my bills are paid.

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cleveraccount3802@reddit

None

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whistleridge@reddit

Shit, I can’t even remember the last time I *had* cash. It’s been years.

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SpaceLemur34@reddit

I always have cash. But I don't remember the last time I spent it. It's certainly been well over a year and a half since I went to an ATM.

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MmmSteaky@reddit

Giving me cash is just giving me an errand. Now I have to go to the ATM to deposit it.

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TragicHedgehog@reddit

No cash and *checks* .37 in my bank account.

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mtron32@reddit

People carry cash?

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qtjedigrl@reddit

I have my phone. It's 2026. If you don't have tap-to-pay, I probably don't need what you have to sell.

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Zealousideal_Ninja75@reddit

A folded up hundo behind my insurance card for emergencies and usually around $50-100 for daily use.

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Ok-Boysenberry-719@reddit

14 bucks

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username__0000@reddit

I have random hidden $20s in so many old bags and coats. I found one recently that I’d guess I put in there 15 years ago. lol

It used to be my emergency cab money.

And I loved unpacking my winter coat and finding money so I’d plant it.

But I dunno if it’s enough anymore? I have not needed it for so long the cab fares increased and now there’s uber so as long as you have your phone, you’re good. lol

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HorseWorking@reddit

6 bucks

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RetroDadOnReddit@reddit

Over $500 last I counted.

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TheWorldIsNotOkay@reddit

Maybe $5 in singles.

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StabbyMcStabsauce@reddit

I got about $3.50

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spareparts969@reddit

$1.57 in change

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affectionateanarchy8@reddit

Idk like 25 bucks

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habitualtroller@reddit

In my wallet at any given time, somewhere between $50-200. In my safe: $5K

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meswifty1@reddit

$4.

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HighSeasArchivist@reddit

I try to keep a grand in cash on me at all times. You never know when you need your next former hobby.

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SaintPenguinThe3rd@reddit

$10

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Otisthedog999@reddit

I keep around 75 bucks for garage sales or market place buys.

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Knappyone@reddit

11 bucks

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Patient_Character730@reddit

Six bucks. 🎉

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ennuiismymiddlename@reddit

Tree fiddy

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BugEquivalents@reddit

Literally $38, which is a fluke

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brittanytobiason@reddit

If only it was my choice! I've got $1,015 on me because of bank card activation bullshit I have to navigate.

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Material-Strength-92@reddit

10 bucks

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red286@reddit

On me right now? $30.

But I have $2700 in cash in a drawer in my kitchen because I keep forgetting to go to the bank to deposit it. It's been sitting there for over a year.

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MonkeyBred@reddit

Shit.. like $11. But I've got $20 on the cash app and $2 more on another app. We going somewhere? I'll get us both a towel.

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Ok_Percentage5157@reddit

Zero.

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Cashewkaas@reddit

I think I have some coins in my car.

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Kitchen-Fisherman280@reddit

$60 in the car, a few hundred at home for family emergencies

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desertforestcreature@reddit

Like 40ish, my change from the dispensary a few weeks ago.

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Lonely-Ad-5340@reddit

$8 thank you very much.

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Recent_Permit2653@reddit

I’m actually carrying about $1300 with me today.

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ponytailsandaviators@reddit

$30

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HookerFace81@reddit

$62

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Sea-Effort-5880@reddit

At least $200 at all times. Cheaper in a lot of cases, because you don't pay transaction fees. And nifty when you don't want a paper trail muahahaha.

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SnuggleMoose44@reddit

None.

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AoedeSong@reddit

100 bucks broski

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ConspiracyParadox@reddit

all on card.

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mjh8212@reddit

Two dollars and fifteen cents!!

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iammerelyhere@reddit

5 Euro, which is odd since I'm not European

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AdRadiant9379@reddit

$891

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veryblanduser@reddit

About treefiddy

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OtiumInUmbra@reddit

Well it was about that time I realized this veryblanduser was that god damn Loch Ness Monster!

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jbenze@reddit

I TOLD HIM!

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albauer2@reddit

That goddamn Loch Ness Monster!

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ronchee1@reddit

I gave him a dolla

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heymannicemarmota@reddit

this is the only answer

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c4ctus@reddit

What's "tree fiddy?"

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Gian_Luck_Pickerd@reddit

3 dollars and 50 cents

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FAHQRudy@reddit

Did the gif not give you a good starting point?

https://youtu.be/tuh8Hip_B3w?si=P5As3GaiwsxpoGr7

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Jenn31709@reddit

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midnight-dour@reddit

A dollar in my wallet, fifty five cents in my pocket. I also got a bunch of quarters on my dresser and some more change in my Stay Puft bank.

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TenaciousBe@reddit

I had $3 in my wallet until I went to my daughter's court concert at school last night, spent it on some popcorn and M&Ms.

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Avarant@reddit

1 dolla

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Moons_of_Moons@reddit

Nada

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not-a-creep-69420@reddit

I have four dollars — almost five

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emptybeetoo@reddit

I usually put about $100 in my wallet when I realize I’m running out of case, and that’ll last for about a year because I rarely use cash

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wheres_the_revolt@reddit

Probably around $400 (depends on the peso/USD exchange rate). I live in Mexico now and pull out cash every week to pay for things like my cleaning service, car wash, and pool cleaner and then also have some “walking around money”.

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Hatecookie@reddit

opens wallet oh no, my moths

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xxxjessicann00xxx@reddit

I have $11

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bwaaalk@reddit

$226. I’ve been selling stuff on FB Marketplace…. But I always keep a folded up Benny hidden in my wallet for emergencies. Has come in useful twice in the last 5-6 years.

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Appropriate-Food1757@reddit

I have a few 2 dollar bills

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SuchContribution3508@reddit

$0

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truefriend29@reddit

Same.🤷🏽‍♂️

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Just_Another_AI@reddit

Same. I rarely have the need for cash anymore. And can't remember the last time I wrote a check; probably since before 2020...

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SuchContribution3508@reddit

I think I’ve mailed a check more than used cash in the first part of 2026.

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Jennos23@reddit

I got a checkbook for when I go to the funeral home :/

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whitebelt_ric@reddit

£8.70 in my pocket. With another £40 or so in the house

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Helo7606@reddit

None. I don't carry cash if I don't have to.

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Terakahn@reddit

Not enough. If I pull everything I have maybe 5-6k. But I'm currently unemployed have have way more than that in debt.

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jammin80@reddit

I got 5 on it

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DontPokeTheCrab@reddit

I always carry a 2 dollar bill in my wallet for good luck.

..not that it has ever helped.

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PickledPixie83@reddit

Zero but I do have weed

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Disastrous-Screen337@reddit

$100 in my wallet and $10k in my safe.

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Jennos23@reddit

this is the way

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GutsAndBlackStufff@reddit

$420.69

Going to the dispensary.

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Jennos23@reddit

nice

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bootsnfish@reddit

$290. I keep 2 $100 bills folded up in my wallet for just in-case times. I started doing this after my bank froze my card because it was used in a casino in another state and they couldn't reach me (It was a stop on my way to a backpacking trip). I was pretty pissed after crawling out of the woods and having my card denied trying to buy some pizza.

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Needfulthngs-@reddit

It's a digital world bro!

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HalfFrozenSpeedos@reddit

Whatever people gave me for birthdays etc ....over the past however long

No idea...don't use it really and don't miss cash

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Freakin_A@reddit

Around $200. I almost always have cash on me but still use Apple Pay on watch for most transactions.

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Micronto65bymay@reddit

About $1200 or so.

Never know when a poker game might break out or a good bet comes along.

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playfulwarning@reddit

$47. I need to get gas after work and I never use my card/tap for it.

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Chakachavers@reddit

Lol CASH? In this economy?!

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CoroTolok@reddit

I can always put 5 on it

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SeattleSmartypants@reddit

$174 - always have cash on me

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dmaul17@reddit

Nada. Rarely carry any living in a major city. Can't think of the last time I went somewhere that required cash and many places have gone cashless.

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mr_chill77@reddit

$0. I haven’t had cash on me in probably at least 10 years.

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sweetassassin@reddit

This entire post and comments confirms we are the coolest group of ppl on reddit.

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CommanderRyalis1@reddit

$10

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DoctorFenix@reddit

I’ve had a 50 dollar bill in my wallet for about a year. I never pay cash for anything and don’t even remember how I got it.

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jibaro1953@reddit

$750 minimum in a leather money belt at all times.

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Total_Tumbleweed_870@reddit

I have $150 in money that will get stashed as soon as I get home. That's the portion of my weekly check for rent.

As for my own money, about $8

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the_one_jt@reddit

0

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Late-External3249@reddit

$50 CAD and $30 USD. I live near the border so I often have some of each.

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C1sko@reddit

None

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ColbyAndrew@reddit

You asked on the only day this year I’ve had cash, $23.

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BlindMouse2of3@reddit

I probably got about $10 in coins in my toolbox. 🤷 My wallet be empty.

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Eazy12345678@reddit

on me like $80

in my home probably $400-800

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Scummbagg7@reddit

$85

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CalmDownReddit509@reddit

Just counted- $362

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SlackerDS5@reddit

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Not really, but if someone asks me…this is what imma tell them.

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ScotterMcJohnsonator@reddit

$22

Who needs a single value meal from fast food or two gallons of gas?

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zuklei@reddit

A few pennies and nickels maybe.

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singleguy79@reddit

2.65

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CDA_CPA@reddit

$200. But my husband uses my wallet as his personal atm. He gives me money, then takes it a little at a time until I tell him it’s gone, then gets more and starts over.

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DDrewit@reddit

$240

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JaxxisR@reddit

About £3 because I collect foreign coins for funsies. Nothing I can spend where I live.

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666TripleSick@reddit

$2

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call-lee-free@reddit

I don't carry cash on me.

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Loud_Wolf_7443@reddit

Wallet fluff

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JaxxisR@reddit

Look at Richie Rich over here.

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Unique_Blacksmith247@reddit

$100 I just pulled out. My daughter and I are going to bingo tonight!

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inexplicably_dull@reddit

For a long time I went completely cashless. Here over the last couple of years I have started trying to carry around $100 on me in loose bills. It has come in handy several times.

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gregshafer11@reddit

200ish

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New_Stats@reddit

Like 7 bucks and some change

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Canadianbeltbuckle@reddit

Usually keep around 500 in my wallet/truck

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Tiny_Entertainer_713@reddit

About $400

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ghoulthebraineater@reddit

7 dollars

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GrungeCheap56119@reddit

$17

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Simple-Chemistry-878@reddit

it was my bday 2 weeks ago and MIL gives me cash...
after using it on groceries (bc otherwise i don't have anythign on me), i'm down to 150 norwegian kroners and i got 42 euros + change since i'm heading off on vacation and need to get rid of the eurso...
I rarely have THAT much money on me.

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Gryrok@reddit

Generally none. I keep $20 in my car, and \~$50 at home just in case, but typically keep my wallet empty.

Right now I've got $30 in my wallet, but that's only cause I'm going out of town soon(ish) and like to be prepared.

If I have cash in my wallet it's almost always either something someone else gave me and I haven't got it to the bank yet, or it's $2 bills that I give away as random gratuitities just for chucks.

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Fabulous-South-9551@reddit

Maybe $1

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TheLeathal13@reddit

I got four dollars, uhh almost five.
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AdhesivenessWeary377@reddit

I’m at work so $0. When I leave I will be rich $2 and some miscellaneous change.

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brandt-money@reddit

I just had $3700, now probably just $50. I deposited money at the bank.

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grover1233@reddit

Enough for bail in Mexico back in the 90s/ early 2000s.

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TheBrownCouchOfJoy@reddit

Like RD$3500 +/-

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Fairymask@reddit

I hardly ever use cash anymore.

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kombilyfe@reddit

I was introduced to the concept of the lucky hundy in the 90s. The idea being, a hundred dollars gets you a cab, a meal, a cheap hostel etc. I always have $100. Plus, I believe money attracts money. I can't be poor. I have $100. It's a mindset. It has to be a $100 note too. A bunch of 10s is not the same.

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JaneDoe93130@reddit

2€

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Jokierre@reddit

Fifteen American dollars

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Psychological-Cry221@reddit

I’ve got a bunch of receipts and the phone number of a golf pro.

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AetheriaInBeing@reddit

180 ish. I have been to more than one event where some vendors can't get their card reader to work or an announcement is made along everyone to put their phone on airplane mode because the local cell tower is overwhelmed and none of the vendors can get their card readers, venmo, etc to work. Besides, splitting a bill with cash is more satisfying than keeping yet another app on my phone that I won't use for any other purpose.

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uncle-sensei@reddit

Three $2 bills in my wallet.

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Triette@reddit

$321

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iamGordanShumway@reddit

Cash is king 👑

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violetstrainj@reddit

I have my Aldi quarter, but I don’t think it’s legal tender anymore because the face got scraped off by thousands of tires running over it in a drive-thru lane.

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strangesam1977@reddit

30 or 40 quid.

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halfway-to-hermitude@reddit

I try to always carry an emergency twenty. Other than that, $3.

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MadLucy@reddit

Just an Aldi cart quarter

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RoiVampire@reddit

14 bucks and a gift card for Whataburger with 2 bucks on it.

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farrieremily@reddit

Should have asked yesterday! I pulled my yearly hay fund out of the bank.

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Joerugger@reddit

Eleventy-two dollars.

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Rockcrawlintoy@reddit

I carry 150-200 dollars in cash

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ShillinTheVillain@reddit

I always keep $50 on me just in case.

Although at current prices I don't think that will do much

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Crabcakefrosti@reddit

I always assume these random questions are not from a human being.

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poindxtrwv@reddit

Like, actual, physical cash? $50.

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Intelligent-Camera90@reddit

I have $10, because I accidentally hit the cash back button at Home Depot and I was too lazy to go through all the prompts again.

Or, as my husband put it, I gave myself a tip for the exceptional service I received from the cashier.

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Panelak_Cadillac@reddit

$60, I always carry cash just in case.

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buttery_bunss@reddit

Pshhh…on my person….about $146 usd. So not much. When some one asks me this I can’t help but respond, why?

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Nephite11@reddit

I haven’t carried cash in multiple years. I happened to put some in my wallet for date night last weekend to tip the server at the restaurant. Normally that’s just added to the credit card charge in the past. Because of that, in have $12 at the moment

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OmegaRainicorn@reddit

None of you have random people selling Tamales in the parking lot do you?

I have to keep at least $50 on my person otherwise I might miss out on some quality mystery meat.

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TheJokersWild53@reddit

A few hundred, because I like to pay in cash, because some places offer a discount and it doesn’t make be press the tip button

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albauer2@reddit

$0

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Knickholeass@reddit

I've had the same $1 bill in my wallet for like 8 months. I never use cash and I'm not even sure how I ended up with it.

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Abpoe77@reddit

Have Mom 20 bucks cash yesterday. Currently have a quarter in my pocket that I found on the ground today

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mikeyd1276@reddit

$27

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boomer7793@reddit

No more than a $20. Maybe $60-$80 if I am traveling.

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Cael_NaMaor@reddit

$0.00

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CloseButNoChicory@reddit

Just got home where my emergency €50 and €20 live but I think there's about €60 in my purse made up of coins and notes.

Yes I know purse means something different in America where a lot of redditors are from.

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18randomcharacters@reddit

"On me"? I'm working from home in sweatpants.

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ConcreteKeys@reddit

Fine. Bonus question for you then. How many snacks are in an arms length perimeter?

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MoonGrog@reddit

Zero cash, on my person

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jbenze@reddit

$7. I don’t really carry cash, I haven’t in over 20 years.

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kungfuabuse@reddit

I try to always have a $20 on me just in case. Usually comes in handy at shows.

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0peRightBehindYa@reddit

I think I got an $10 in my wallet...plus a few bucks worth of assorted change laying around.

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Comfortable-nerve78@reddit

Couple quarters and some pennies. The Pennie’s I’m gonna start chucking them at people who piss me off I got no other use for them.

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Goodguybadd@reddit

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Correct-Sea-9248@reddit

I've been carrying the same $200 since before covid.

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vulchiegoodness@reddit

like $4 and some change. idk. i dont really use cash, except for at the dump.

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WTFudge52@reddit

My dust bunnies started a fight club.

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LatherRinseRage@reddit

After working as a bank teller $0. Money is one of the dirtiest things you can touch.

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dipatello@reddit

Wife and two teenage daughters. Zero cash

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2tall2fly@reddit

$27 CDN; 705 MX$

I just got back from vacation in Mexico.

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VeryPunnyName@reddit

$91, started as $300 a month or two ago

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Mediocre-Cobbler5744@reddit

No cash, but two credit cards. You always have two ways to pay.

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docchang23@reddit

$24.

I have no idea how long that $4 has been in my wallet, why i have it, or when it will ever get spent.

The $20 is leftover weed money, prices came down a bit.

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pocket-snowmen@reddit

I'm guessing about $900 but I didn't count

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Mail_Order_Lutefisk@reddit

I don’t go under a grand. I had a car break down in the middle of nowhere Wisconsin in the 1900’s and it scarred me for life.

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pocket-snowmen@reddit

The 1900s 😂

Yeah I feel naked with less than a few hundred.

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JudgeJuryEx78@reddit

$42, which will probably stay in my wallet for a long time because I get cash out and then I don't use it because then I won't have cash.

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KhalilRavana@reddit

My wallet is over there but I think $15CAD

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Top-Web3806@reddit

$0

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SweetCosmicPope@reddit

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Anemones_In__Spades@reddit

Physical cash I rarely have but happen to be holding a whopping $11 and $32.50 in the change jar.

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Inglorious186@reddit

What's cash?

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Pepperjones808@reddit

None, I hate dealing with cash

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Ok_Price_4091@reddit

Zero dollars. It’s 2026….

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Snowpant@reddit

Like $26 I don’t know how or why I have it

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Money_Magnet24@reddit

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eLishus@reddit

For the last decade or so I’ve made sure to have around $100 cash on me. Comes in handy. Tips, food trucks, etc.

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Stsberi97@reddit

$683

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Yummers78@reddit

A whopping $2 !! That I found in the dryer ..

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lopingwolf@reddit

Hidden $20 in my phone and $20 in my card clip. But almost never actually intentionally carrying cash.

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elphaba00@reddit

Just got handed $25 about an hour ago. There's only two of us in the office, and I said I would be stepping out to pick up some Jimmy John's. It was more of a BRB announcement. He said he'd cover my lunch if I picked up his.

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VaticRogue@reddit

Im taking a shit with just a tshirt on and boxers around my ankles. But if i knew where my wallet was, I think I have 2 $10s in there. I buy lunch for my mom a lot and she always gives me a $10 for it. It’s usually way more than that, but she insists on paying and still thinks its the 90s

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Numbnuts696@reddit

30

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14ANH2817@reddit

Really? Movies taught me that the line someone shouted before something was about to go down was "We got COMPANY!"

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thetrickstergib@reddit

51.11€ (including my folded up emergency 50€)

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noronto@reddit

Zero

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dyrnwyn580@reddit

https://i.redd.it/afybvf8qpq0h1.gif

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braywarshawsky@reddit

I don't carry cash anymore...

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4luminate@reddit

$20
$10
$5
5 x $1

and a random $100 hidden in my car. and a random $20 not really hidden.

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drtyhppi@reddit

I had $14 this morning, but my wife's tire was flat. I gave it to her to go with her Dad to get it plugged, but he paid for it. And she never gave me back my $14.

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Fr0stbite37@reddit

23$

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-Odi-Et-Amo-@reddit

$0

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Clear_Tangerine5110@reddit

LOL yeah right

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stephsco@reddit

250 but only bc I sold my dad's car to a scrapper for $200 😆

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Born_Key_6492@reddit

Similarly, I bought something online for my in-laws. They gave me the cash but I’ve been too lazy to go deposit in the ATM. I keep thinking I might use it but I also hate buying anything without getting airline miles.

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grapecityjammer@reddit

25 bucks, but it’s a birthday gift my kid received that I need to go deposit into their savings account.

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No_Contribution81@reddit

I play poker a few times a month so I like having 2 or 3k on hand to avoid the atm run.

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ilikeaffection@reddit

On me? Zero. I'm in pajamas.

In the house? I dunno, less than a Benjamin. Certainly not enough to tempt anyone to break in, that's for sure.

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aliceinadreamyland@reddit

Two one dollar bills.

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iwantmy-2dollars@reddit

I want my two dollars!

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skrivetiblod@reddit

That’s exactly what I have. And they’ve been in there a while.

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aliceinadreamyland@reddit

I’ve had these for a couple of weeks, and is more cash than I usually have.

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sexwiththebabysitter@reddit

$40

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emeraldrose484@reddit

We had a community yard sale last weekend, so I've got the whole $10.50 that I made. (Because it was cold as crap so no one was really out for yard sales last weekend.)

I assume I'll forget about it for at least the next month or two, then eventually be back to the $1 that's usually there.

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gregarious119@reddit

40-80 At any given time. We’re old Financial Peace University grads and still budget in blow money every month.

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Financial-Yak-4172@reddit

What is this cash you speak of?

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Baelgul@reddit

I hit the jackpot last year because a startup I worked at and owned stock in had a liquidity event, so I’m at ~$500k

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This_Fkn_Guy_@reddit

Around 2 grand....in vegas wifey has work and I tagged along...was down but went on a small streak last night and im back

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IceManYurt@reddit

Not enough

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Fantastic_Honey_7425@reddit

Actually just counted because both my kids needed $3.50 for school. So $31, less $7.

(Neither is a Loch Ness Monster, as far as I’m aware).

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morning_cheeseburger@reddit

"I have none, so I said nothing"

-Trent Lane

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UnderH20giraffe@reddit

$7 in singles. No change.

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Firebolt164@reddit

Not as much as I really should have..

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PeterPunksNip@reddit

200 bucks

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JadeDragonMeli@reddit

$3

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locomuerto@reddit

Enough for my barber and my kid's barber

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Klutzy-Delivery-5792@reddit

A few ones only because of the weed dispensaries rounding up and giving back change.

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Ok-Maintenance-9538@reddit

A few hundred

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tergiversation@reddit

More than I should - probably $250 ish. Keep forgetting to put it in the vacation fund.

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ialsohaveadobro@reddit

$6. Why, you need it to buy a stick of gum at Dollar Tree? That's about all it'll get you.

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goykasi@reddit

20,000… JPY . So, it’s not that much. It’s getting rough over here.

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kathatter75@reddit

$60-something. Leftover birthday cash from my dad. It’s rare that I have any cash on me.

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moarlo@reddit

$105 and a bucket of change

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TitusNapalm@reddit

$167

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Possible-Jerk0138@reddit

A nickel

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subsonicmonkey@reddit

Weirdly, I’ve had a hundred dollar bill in my wallet for months.

I don’t remember the circumstances of receiving it.

I always forget I have cash, so I barely remember to try and pay for things with it.

One time I did remember for a $59 purchase and they told me they couldn’t break the hundred. (Wtf?)

So… one hundred dollars.

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tillyspeed81@reddit

I don’t carry cash, just my phone which doubles as my wallet, no keys cuz again my phone…so if I lose that, I’m screwed…

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CaptPotter47@reddit

About $2. But I have about $30 in the center console of my truck. Ready for a quick meal

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ONROSREPUS@reddit

$181.00

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shyguy1953@reddit

$489 plus the change in my car.

I have a side gig singing in a cover band-I get paid cash for the gigs.

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therobotscott@reddit

$35. I prefer using cash over cards.

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jinsaku@reddit

I haven’t carried cash in probably 15 years.

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superhex12345@reddit

$7

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caramelcoldbrew@reddit

$60 cuz I took cash out for the dispensary.

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sevalle13@reddit

Of actual hard cash... around $5k in my safe.

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TrustAffectionate966@reddit

I took it as “cash you’re carrying around with you.”

🧐💵🤔

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Church42@reddit

$80

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Traditional-Goose-60@reddit

$147.32

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Jenn31709@reddit

There is literally a single dollar bill in my purse... and it's been there about 3 years

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whither_wander_you@reddit

I get cash tips at work, so roughly anywhere between 50 and 200 on/near my person at any given time...currently 0 but thats cause i ain't go no pants on.

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Entire-Order3464@reddit

New cleaning person likes cash so I keep 300$ to pay them when they clean. Other than that maybe 20$ in my car for parking which is less relevant as time goes on.

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FigureFourWoo@reddit

Not a penny. Literally. I don’t remember the last time I held actual cash. At least a year or so.

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Adrasteia-One@reddit

Four one dollar bills

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Humble_Ladder@reddit

$22. For the longest time, none, but somewhere along the way I realized that no cash is a problem just often enough that I pull $100 every few months and just use it where I HAVE to.

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