Me proud of this mess of a burger
Posted by Little_Turnip1304@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 55 comments
Lacy cheesy lacy beefy British bacon > American
Posted by Little_Turnip1304@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 55 comments
Lacy cheesy lacy beefy British bacon > American
Fearless_March_1791@reddit
that burger looks wild lol kinda messy in a good way tho, i like it. British bacon sounds fire too, like what even is that?
Little_Turnip1304@reddit (OP)
British bacon tends to be back bacon, so it’s more meaty less streaky fat. However you can also by the kind of bacon that the US will be more familiar with, we would call that bacon rashers, or streaky bacon. Look up back bacon and you’ll see what kind of shape it is and what it’s like! It’s good!
Griffithead@reddit
Too big.
This would be SOOO much better as 2 burgers.
I would happily eat both.
Little_Turnip1304@reddit (OP)
It honestly looks bigger than it is based off the angle I do agree it looks ridiculously massive in the picture
Able_Newspaper8899@reddit
Advanced-Guidance353@reddit
Little_Turnip1304@reddit (OP)
?
Parking-Code-4159@reddit
Why do you say it's shitty? I'm hungry, I want that
britshitrailposting@reddit
Trust me mate with my work hours I'd eat anything
Ornery-Practice9772@reddit
fuckin nom, mate.
Bradley_Of_Thorofare@reddit
You know I'm saving this to use as a blueprint later, right?
TheMilkKing@reddit
The burger equivalent of this
skepticcaucasian@reddit
What's that from? I remember someone, somewhere said, but forget.
TheMilkKing@reddit
There’s too much fucking shit on me
Temporary_Meet8754@reddit
I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson.
CastTheFirstStone_@reddit
That looks like the burger in the intro to Resident Evil 2 when the developers tried to make a burger thats as American as possible.
bizoticallyyours83@reddit
I'd eat it
vheissu419@reddit
Downvoted because not shitty
Cleanse_F_Manipulate@reddit
you guys are pissing me off with the tasty looking food today
Cleanse_F_Manipulate@reddit
it looks like the ugly burger from spongebob but smackin’
Upbeat_Stretch_5724@reddit
I'd need to smash the burger down so that my jaw doesn't lock trying to take a bite, but it looks good.
KyddCotten@reddit
I got confused by the bacon then realized this isnt american then i read lacy cheese and british bacon and i knew id have to skip over the pond to get at that burger. And its still not a deal breaker yet.
systematic-chaos_888@reddit
Looks ai
Little_Turnip1304@reddit (OP)
I’m going to take that as a compliment
Highlandertr3@reddit
If this isn't ai what the fuck is going on in the background with the meat cubes, baguette slice and a smear of ketchup on the tabletop.
Little_Turnip1304@reddit (OP)
Those “meat cubes” are chopped up Tesco sausage rolls and frozen chicken nuggets. The kid didn’t want tomato sauce on their plate but wanted ketchup on her chopped burger bits. We initially squirted ketchup then ontop of her chopped burger but that upset her because she didn’t get to decide how much ketchup went on. So we put some on the chopping board and let her dip it, she then decided after she liked that she wanted some for dipping on her plate. It’s not that crazy.
ThePsychoKnot@reddit
You don't owe anyone an explanation as to why a photo you took in your kitchen isn't AI generated. People be saying that shit about literally anything now
Highlandertr3@reddit
Yeah that tracks.
GeoffSeville@reddit
Have you ever fed a child before?
Little_Turnip1304@reddit (OP)
Me? I try! She eats good a lot of the time this is an exceptionally naughty dinner, but we had a wee bbq so she got bits and pieces of this and that and some picnic-y quick bites too. She does eat like a menace sometimes though
ejensen29@reddit
Don't you hate it when you post a picture of food on the internet, and all of a sudden your children's upbringings are up for debate?
GeoffSeville@reddit
My comment was in response to the guy confused by the background food set up
Hidden-Sky@reddit
Well I choose to interpret it as an insult. An insult, that this sandwich is not in my hands.
Little_Turnip1304@reddit (OP)
If you want to make it it’s a pretty standard burger until you get to the fried cheese lacy part. We literally fried cheese in a pan until it was a wee crispy crisp thing, then we did a super thin smash burger almost as thin as the cheesy crispy thing. And then we did a normal burger too because we wanted crispness and also juicyness. And the sauces are just store bought ketchup and garlic mayo (but with herbs because that counts as a vegetable) Sliced gherkins, one token slice of tomato because I hate tomatoes. And ice berg lettuce. And fancy brioche buns but I do prefer sesame seed tbh brioche is too sweet
ItsOKtoFuckingSwear@reddit
Yea something is off with the picture. I dunno if it’s that pickle just hanging there or what. You just assembled a burger but a pickle managed to slide its way out before the first bite and it has zero toppings stuck to it?
systematic-chaos_888@reddit
Yeah that and the glass has weird shape in the back.
Lemak0@reddit
The image is pretty coherent, the glass is a measuring cup.
Little_Turnip1304@reddit (OP)
It’s a baby bottle but it does have ml measuring marks on it
Little_Turnip1304@reddit (OP)
The glass isn’t a glass it’s a plastic babies bottle:)
Little_Turnip1304@reddit (OP)
To be honest I had already tried to pick it up and eat it but my girlfriend said she should take a picture before I do so some of the stuff fell out and she had already fussed enough and stuck some stuff back in it I was starting to get annoyed at her fingering my food
devdarrr@reddit
Yeah, I’d throw that down no problem.
Nightd_Fetzner@reddit
not happy to admit it but i'd down this too
Nuclear_Varmint@reddit
I was half expecting to squint and see Steve Harveys face
chimneyart@reddit
Not shitty
SousVideDiaper@reddit
Looks great but let's not pretend that British/back bacon is better than American/belly bacon, it's basically ham
groovyinutah@reddit
Oh hell yes I'd eat that...maybe not all at once...
Nindroid_faneditor@reddit
Looks fire
dhfAnchor@reddit
Damn, this is the first thing I've seen in this sub that I wouldn't have a problem eating myself.
EatsOverTheSink@reddit
It looks like a week’s worth of sodium and I’m here for it.
crayoningtilliclay@reddit
Id smash that 😋😋😋
Electronic_House2272@reddit
How will that fit your mouth 😬
bilbul168@reddit
Looks pretty awesome honestly
Frosenborg@reddit
Looks awesome
Ok_Zookeepergame5141@reddit
Yum! Not shitty, looks delicious!
Korblox101@reddit
Fuuuuuck, that looks decadent.