Make friends by making enemies first and then finding enemies of your enemies
Posted by HimikoTogaFromUSSR@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 22 comments
WulfieJay@reddit
There is a weird logic I can get behind with this
Salt_Ad_645@reddit
This is either galaxy-brain social engineering or the origin story of a supervillain
jeffmc81@reddit
Or just be cool
HimikoTogaFromUSSR@reddit (OP)
But what if you're too hot to be cool?
jeffmc81@reddit
First world problems
002dollar@reddit
Make friends by making enemies first and then forgiving them for being imperfect, flawed beings ❤️
Pretend-Mango-1295@reddit
Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - honest abe
Head-Engineering-847@reddit
Never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake 🤣
Colonol-Panic@reddit
What if you don’t have any enemies?
Atelier1001@reddit
The State will assign you one by default.
Colonol-Panic@reddit
What if you like your assigned enemy?
Dongolark@reddit
gulag
shasaferaska@reddit
I am your enemy.
Menadgerie@reddit
Your crazy exes “crazy exes”
BlackmonbaMMA@reddit
Be everyone's enemy to bring them all together
mercury_pointer@reddit
Ok Ozymandias.
BeebleBoxn@reddit
It doesn't work well in the end. That's one reason I sit in the house most of the time in pain.
Fragraham@reddit
Be like Goku. Is someone trying to kill you? K8ck their ass so hard they're your best friend. Befriend the shit out of them.
waarka@reddit
Reddit, I (25F) am on a crossroad of my life and recently found out that I have no enemies. Everybody is very kind to me, I have lots of friends (who also struggle making enemies, so I cannot antagonize them) who hang out with me frequently. I've tried all the typical advice, like trying to get academic nemesis (my field showd to be really collegial), joining football chooligans (the culture has shifted in recent years) and spitting on random guy (he was dune fan and took it as a honour). I don't know what should I do anymore. So, how do I make enemies?
SamHandwich0@reddit
This post makes me not like you.
waarka@reddit
Your reply makes me not like you too! We have so much in common!
PyreDynasty@reddit
Ok Batman