What lewd thoughts was he thinking here?

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VanTaxGoddess@reddit

"I'll have to get my shore-leave hot-pants out of storage early this year, so we can both read our novels together while dog-earing the corners as bookmarks"

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Zorpfield@reddit

why does this woman sound like my computer?

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ShimizuKaito@reddit

I've always suspected she's lying, taking advantage of the fact no one can call her on it but Picard, and that would make him seem defensive.

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Yeah, I always headcanoned that she was trolling him, but, on my last rewatch I entertained the notion that he actually was attracted to her physically and since she'd be well aware he doesn't actually like her, she was putting it on blast to make him uncomfortable

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mittenknittin@reddit

Wasn't she going through something like Betazoid menopause in this ep, and it might have been skewing how she perceived others' thoughts to be sexier than they were?

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ShimizuKaito@reddit

This is Menage a Trois, not Manhunt. She does this often, it's a game she likes to play with him.

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mittenknittin@reddit

Ah Ok, I wasn't sure of the ep from the screenshot

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me_llamo_casey@reddit

I'm about to bang Gene Roddenberry's wife

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Alternative-Juice-15@reddit

He clearly was not interested…that’s what made it funny.

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Yommination@reddit

He's thinking about firing off his proton torpedos

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SnatchThatGravyUp@reddit

protein torpedos

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Spaztor@reddit

Real talk, no matter who that was on my lap I'd be thinking about that iridescent fabric how cool it was and wondering what it was made of and before you ask I refused to get checked for 'tism.

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PizzaWhole9323@reddit

You know Jean Luc... I'd really like to see the Captain's log! 🪵

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IDICPainter@reddit

Oh clearly he's thinking about showing her Barclays holodeck programs.

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ThreeElbowsPerArm@reddit

he was excited for some time next to his personal relaxation lamp

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mr_john_steed@reddit

I love that he brings it up once and then it's never mentioned again 😄

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KaleidoscopeExpert93@reddit

A good old spanking .....🤔

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Temporary-Block-9452@reddit

Tying her up and gagging her, but not in the fun way.

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The-Keystone-Hoya@reddit

The Stank!

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contude327@reddit

Get someone this disgusting pile of crap off me?

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Moser319@reddit

I want to ram my bald head into her so badly... because only with a headbutt do i think she'd lay off

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Lothrazar@reddit

the character or the actor?

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Old_Celebration_5950@reddit

Not lewd - advice from uncle : Don't shit where you eat

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Waffle0calypse@reddit

I dunno that face reads as “Mon dieu, look at that broccoli lodged between her teeth” to me

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KatNeedsABiggerBoat@reddit

She and Barclay did what??

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Nudas@reddit

I wonder if replicated asparagus has the same effect on the taste

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scottymac87@reddit

Listen, my head canon is that he always envisioned strangling the life from this woman and she just misunderstood it to be a kinky earth mating fetish.

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Odd_Order_4217@reddit

This is canon as far as I'm concerned

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Ketzerfriend@reddit

"This gown would look so much better on me!"

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Basic_Bath_1331@reddit

Came here to say this 😜

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Tasty-Fox9030@reddit

I think this is like "the game". (Which you just lost by the way.) If you know someone is a telepath and they admonish you for thinking dirty thoughts about them, you are suddenly going to think dirty thoughts about them. Furthermore, I think most Betazeds probably consider this rude.

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Garguyal@reddit

The character or the actor?

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Artemus_Hackwell@reddit

I’d have wagered he had some “thoughts” when Aadra appeared in his quarters. I have been like “ga’damn!”.

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dnkroz3d@reddit

Those are nice nacelles

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TheClosetIsOnFire@reddit

I don't know but if anyone knows where to buy something like what she's wearing, let me know

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Witty-Lawfulness2983@reddit

I often think of this because her joking that I was thinking dirty would cause me to think dirty. Like a weird little trick to figure out what disgusting things I might be down for with her.

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bowerbirder@reddit

She has completely invaded his neutral zone.

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Plenty_Discussion470@reddit

Neural, neutral… what’s the difference? 😂

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smartest_kobold@reddit

He was thinking of sexy cakes.

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Plenty_Discussion470@reddit

“Do I have any yellow frosting left?!”

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Menzicosce@reddit

Wow someone else removers that episode of SNL!!! I liked when he did the Scottish therapist, Phil McCracken sketch with Mike Myers.

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Capable_Sandwich_422@reddit

“Yer pissed, and yer Scottish”

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ConsciousStretch1028@reddit

Do you think Jean Luc ever pops a boner when he hears the ship speak?

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BathFullOfDucks@reddit

Flutes.

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EmperorMittens@reddit

I've long suspected she's trawling through the more primitive portions of the mind where the saucy stuff is located and using it to make things awkward just for shits and giggles.

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Rickshmitt@reddit

Shes also super lonely and needs attention from any male

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SuperDave479@reddit

I wonder if she'd like the captain's log...

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TheThrillLife2020@reddit

He's thinking "Sweet Baby Jesus, I've got Roddenberry's wife sitting on my lap. Ok, play it cool Patrick, don't let Gene see the boner she's giving me."

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