What lewd thoughts was he thinking here?
Posted by shoopstoop25@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 63 comments
Posted by shoopstoop25@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 63 comments
Thin_Apartment_8076@reddit
ummm Zero.
VanTaxGoddess@reddit
"I'll have to get my shore-leave hot-pants out of storage early this year, so we can both read our novels together while dog-earing the corners as bookmarks"
Choice_Chocolate5866@reddit
Which docking bay to use...
Zorpfield@reddit
why does this woman sound like my computer?
ShimizuKaito@reddit
I've always suspected she's lying, taking advantage of the fact no one can call her on it but Picard, and that would make him seem defensive.
dantheplanman1986@reddit
Yeah, I always headcanoned that she was trolling him, but, on my last rewatch I entertained the notion that he actually was attracted to her physically and since she'd be well aware he doesn't actually like her, she was putting it on blast to make him uncomfortable
mittenknittin@reddit
Wasn't she going through something like Betazoid menopause in this ep, and it might have been skewing how she perceived others' thoughts to be sexier than they were?
ShimizuKaito@reddit
This is Menage a Trois, not Manhunt. She does this often, it's a game she likes to play with him.
mittenknittin@reddit
Ah Ok, I wasn't sure of the ep from the screenshot
me_llamo_casey@reddit
I'm about to bang Gene Roddenberry's wife
Alternative-Juice-15@reddit
He clearly was not interested…that’s what made it funny.
Yommination@reddit
He's thinking about firing off his proton torpedos
SnatchThatGravyUp@reddit
protein torpedos
Spaztor@reddit
Real talk, no matter who that was on my lap I'd be thinking about that iridescent fabric how cool it was and wondering what it was made of and before you ask I refused to get checked for 'tism.
PizzaWhole9323@reddit
You know Jean Luc... I'd really like to see the Captain's log! 🪵
IDICPainter@reddit
Oh clearly he's thinking about showing her Barclays holodeck programs.
ThreeElbowsPerArm@reddit
he was excited for some time next to his personal relaxation lamp
mr_john_steed@reddit
I love that he brings it up once and then it's never mentioned again 😄
KaleidoscopeExpert93@reddit
A good old spanking .....🤔
Temporary-Block-9452@reddit
Tying her up and gagging her, but not in the fun way.
The-Keystone-Hoya@reddit
The Stank!
contude327@reddit
Get someone this disgusting pile of crap off me?
Moser319@reddit
I want to ram my bald head into her so badly... because only with a headbutt do i think she'd lay off
Lothrazar@reddit
the character or the actor?
Old_Celebration_5950@reddit
Not lewd - advice from uncle : Don't shit where you eat
Waffle0calypse@reddit
I dunno that face reads as “Mon dieu, look at that broccoli lodged between her teeth” to me
KatNeedsABiggerBoat@reddit
She and Barclay did what??
Nudas@reddit
I wonder if replicated asparagus has the same effect on the taste
scottymac87@reddit
Listen, my head canon is that he always envisioned strangling the life from this woman and she just misunderstood it to be a kinky earth mating fetish.
Odd_Order_4217@reddit
This is canon as far as I'm concerned
Ketzerfriend@reddit
"This gown would look so much better on me!"
Basic_Bath_1331@reddit
Came here to say this 😜
Tasty-Fox9030@reddit
I think this is like "the game". (Which you just lost by the way.) If you know someone is a telepath and they admonish you for thinking dirty thoughts about them, you are suddenly going to think dirty thoughts about them. Furthermore, I think most Betazeds probably consider this rude.
Garguyal@reddit
The character or the actor?
Artemus_Hackwell@reddit
I’d have wagered he had some “thoughts” when Aadra appeared in his quarters. I have been like “ga’damn!”.
dnkroz3d@reddit
Those are nice nacelles
TheClosetIsOnFire@reddit
I don't know but if anyone knows where to buy something like what she's wearing, let me know
Witty-Lawfulness2983@reddit
I often think of this because her joking that I was thinking dirty would cause me to think dirty. Like a weird little trick to figure out what disgusting things I might be down for with her.
bowerbirder@reddit
She has completely invaded his neutral zone.
Plenty_Discussion470@reddit
Neural, neutral… what’s the difference? 😂
smartest_kobold@reddit
He was thinking of sexy cakes.
Plenty_Discussion470@reddit
“Do I have any yellow frosting left?!”
Menzicosce@reddit
Wow someone else removers that episode of SNL!!! I liked when he did the Scottish therapist, Phil McCracken sketch with Mike Myers.
Capable_Sandwich_422@reddit
“Yer pissed, and yer Scottish”
ConsciousStretch1028@reddit
Do you think Jean Luc ever pops a boner when he hears the ship speak?
BathFullOfDucks@reddit
Flutes.
EmperorMittens@reddit
I've long suspected she's trawling through the more primitive portions of the mind where the saucy stuff is located and using it to make things awkward just for shits and giggles.
Rickshmitt@reddit
Shes also super lonely and needs attention from any male
SuperDave479@reddit
I wonder if she'd like the captain's log...
TheThrillLife2020@reddit
He's thinking "Sweet Baby Jesus, I've got Roddenberry's wife sitting on my lap. Ok, play it cool Patrick, don't let Gene see the boner she's giving me."
Diver-1Doc@reddit
Beheading?
Victory_Highway@reddit
Those are ok Wednesdays.
SgtMajorPanda@reddit
While wearing pink?
TrainResponsible9714@reddit
Fishing?
lrd_cth_lh0@reddit
I also think that Lawxana was basically just trolling people most of the time.
sagima@reddit
Green’s not your colour - perhaps we can find something in a nude palette
Level_Fig_166@reddit
She's probably squashing his sacred chalice of rixx.
Jsr1@reddit
One way to shut her up
Stay_at_Home_Chad@reddit
"I swear that's a phaser in my pocket"
OhNoIBoffedIt@reddit
How do I smash without pissing off my counselor?
Mistervimes65@reddit
"Did I leave this gas on?"
im-ba@reddit
I wonder what the maximum transporter range is. Maybe Chief O'Brien can look into this for me
Evening-Cold-4547@reddit
I'll need my other account for this