my friend made sausage + beans + chips for him and his brother
Posted by keeby-kirb@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 45 comments
Posted by keeby-kirb@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 45 comments
DantesGame@reddit
WTF happened to those sausages?
chirpymist@reddit
Why is the sausage black? Did he burn it?
keeby-kirb@reddit (OP)
he says he didnt burn it but that they were perfectly cooked
Marchingbandhero@reddit
I actually believe him. Charred sausages go hard as fuck
fatbitchesloveto69@reddit
They do but these look like they were dipped in shoe polish.
Ill-Television8690@reddit
I've never understood how y'all don't just think it tastes like plain-ole burnt ash. Maybe I'm doing it wrong?
Whorehammer@reddit
Air frying can give sausages a dark appearance and a hearty crunch, without burning them. Delicious!
Sad_Hospital_2730@reddit
A couple things can contribute to it:
1) the acrid taste of char can be more pronounced to some people, and you may fall in that category in which case there isn't much that can be done
2) something being charred is an extremely thin line between being seared and being burned, so it is hard to land on. In which case it takes a lot of practice to get it right.
In conclusion: prepare and eat food in the manner that is pleasing to you, while allowing others to reserve the right to jokingly rib you over it.
Ill-Television8690@reddit
I appreciate the answer, and your philosophy! A heart after my own, after all haha. Ever heard of Adam Ragusea on YouTube? His content is designed to give home cooks the ability to do what they want the way they want it, but he's not shy about his own preferences either (and he's willing to get in on some of the ribbing). Been a really nice presence for me to have mixed into my online feeds.
Sad_Hospital_2730@reddit
Love Ragusea. Him and the older Babish videos are some i always find myself going back to for insight and learning.
keeby-kirb@reddit (OP)
until theyre turned into tar 💔
Independent-Coat2744@reddit
no comment
IAmEchosDad@reddit
I thought that was Dolmathes on beans at first.
Sophisticated-Crow@reddit
Umm, were those sausages forged in Mount Doom?
Colby347@reddit
Fucking cremated the sausages didn’t he
groovyinutah@reddit
Just need a couple of fried eggs and toast...
Weewoes@reddit
He tried. But im confused how the beans themselves look super stewed but also somehow watery?
Albertagus@reddit
British Empire is the worst lol conquered the world, traded with just about everyone, never used any of their recipes
Commie_Scum69@reddit
Who eats only 7 chips?
keeby-kirb@reddit (OP)
him and his brother =3
Commie_Scum69@reddit
oh no
freakmeout123@reddit
im a bit curious about the sausage
keeby-kirb@reddit (OP)
whats wrong with it?
ReelestPrincess12@reddit
😬w-was it good?
keeby-kirb@reddit (OP)
he said it was but he tends to lie
Little-Football-314@reddit
Nasty
Mother-Valuable7568@reddit
Popo's fingers.
Mother-Valuable7568@reddit
How did you burn them that badly? 😲
jsamuraij@reddit
He shouldn't have
biggp519@reddit
Looks like cigars and beans
Nervous-Wish-2791@reddit
Bro eating sukunas fingers for dinner
Nitrogen1234@reddit
What did the sausages do to him? Those are straight up murdered
TheAmazingKoki@reddit
Looking a bit pale
schmitzel88@reddit
Most appetizing British meal
Thick_Suggestion_@reddit
I thought the sausages were wrapped in nori
Murph2419@reddit
Looks like a few of king kongs fingers
PozzieMozzie@reddit
Holy cremation Batman....
a_spicy_meata_balla@reddit
I eat mostly shitty food, so I can often find something good about some posts. This is too far for me though.
Frothynibbler@reddit
Looks like severed frostbitten fingers.
gleepglorpad@reddit
stared for a solid minute thinking "ok wheres the sausage and why arent we talking about the tiny rolls of seaweed and rice that are just... in the beans, for some reason" before it hit me like a ton of bricks
giyomu@reddit
This is peak England gastronomy.
tobotic@reddit
Sausages burnt. Beans undercooked. He needs to somehow transfer some of the cookedness from the sausages to the beans.
Chips look okay at least.
CMDRV4rox@reddit
Ist er zum Würste Grillen direkt zur Sonne geflogen?
keeby-kirb@reddit (OP)
he collected them from the tar shit brick store
Master-Strain4268@reddit
This is why we get a bad rep