How to stop bags down the slides

Posted by BilboBagginkins@reddit | aviation | View on Reddit | 42 comments

Assuming airlines will not invest in FA-controlled overhead locks, and acknowledging a US airline could have its own Aeroflot 1492-type evacuation disaster and the average traveler would not care, I propose:

$10,000 fine per person and a lifetime air travel ban.

What is your idea?