Make farts smell good

Posted by TinyMagicExperiment@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 33 comments

What if we had some kind of underwear pocket and in that pocket, you put like an air freshener dryer sheet type thing, and then every time you fart, it kicks in and you smell like bath and body works instead of shrek’s marinating balls? I’ll take 20 please my farts are soooo rank sometimes.

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Dakotaatokad1969@reddit

https://www.shinesty.com/lp/fart-proof-underwear?nbt=nb%3Aadwords%3Ag%3A23832198121%3A193233431421%3A808032796014&nb_adtype=&nb_kwd=fart%20underwear&nb_ti=kwd-311766623660&nb_mi=&nb_pc=&nb_pi=&nb_ppi=&nb_placement=&nb_li_ms=&nb_lp_ms=&nb_fii=&nb_ap=&nb_mt=e&sglid=CjwKCAjw5ZXQBhBdEiwAI5XVWXCwDpIJ6KgsFN1w-WshVIdOsUElyz2_UE4KqBGHTPEOUcEJMsOnlBoC1xIQAvD_BwE&utm_term=fart%20underwear&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=23832198121&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=23832198121&gclid=CjwKCAjw5ZXQBhBdEiwAI5XVWXCwDpIJ6KgsFN1w-WshVIdOsUElyz2_UE4KqBGHTPEOUcEJMsOnlBoC1xIQAvD_BwE Just 1 of many such type products

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AnyDoctor240@reddit

Mine already do 🤭

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TinyMagicExperiment@reddit (OP)

Everyone likes their own brand lmao

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Quitcha_Bitchin@reddit

Wouldn't you feel just as weird if you suddenly jetted out a burst of citrus fabreeze?

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glitterfaust@reddit

I mean, it’s a similar concept to Poopouri I’d imagine. Either way, they’re going to know something happened, but wouldn’t you rather it smell like pomegranate than shit?

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chivopi@reddit

Wait wtf does pomegranate smell like

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glitterfaust@reddit

Idk how to describe what any fruit smells like lol

Sweet? Maybe slightly tart? There’s many pomegranate scented things.

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derf_vader@reddit

*make farts taste good.

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LoseHateSmashEraseMe@reddit

Why not both

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austinh1999@reddit

Make farts look good

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blanketshapes@reddit

Make farts sound good

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Quitcha_Bitchin@reddit

Make farts great again!

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likdisifucryeverytym@reddit

We’re just air conditioners, walking around on the planet breathing ^,farting—conditioning the air. It’s symbiotic

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L0uLou72@reddit

This happened in Victorian days. There was a machine that captured to gas. Fancy people wore it at night.

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Motor-Boating@reddit

What do you have against Shrek's marinating balls? It gets hot and sticky in the swamp and he has a lot of ground to cover.

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Ok_Explanation_5586@reddit

Chicken and rice, gradually work other foods so you can figure out what's causing it.

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cooljcook4@reddit

“Shrek’s marinating balls” is one of the most violently descriptive phrases I’ve read all week. But honestly this product would probably sell.

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Happily-Incorrect@reddit

My guess is farts are supposed to smell bad because it tells everyone around you a little about your health. You can always smell a stomach bug fart, and I definitely wouldn't eat anything that person had touched.

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SporkFellater@reddit

Is there an equivalent that does to farts what pineapple does for jizz?

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Happily-Incorrect@reddit

Pineapple up the arse.

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mylanscott@reddit

Spirulina supplements

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derekclysdale@reddit

Of course you can make them smell better by changing your diet.

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nostradumbass7544678@reddit

Flatuscents

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sweetlevels@reddit

:( this is a youtube video link to a funny video, not an actual product

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DojaViking@reddit

When I was a young child I remember watching Saturday night live with my dad. These have fake commercials and one of them was for a scented pad that you farted through that made it smell good LOL

I don't know that memory came back but now I'm thinking of a couple products from those old fake commercials lol

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MainCorrect8791@reddit

Okay Benjamin Franklin

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creebobeebo@reddit

What if we made inserts to make them smell worse?

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jaspersgroove@reddit

Skip the underwear, just make a glade plug-in shaped like a butt plug and shove it up your ass

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zoppaTheDim@reddit

Ginger

You eat a lot of ginger and your farts smell like Christmas.

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