Anon is an eye reader

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NotAPirateLawyer@reddit

Ass nuke is what anon calls Taco Bell.

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WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit

Ah yes, “Thousand cock stare (politely)” as opposed to “Thousand cock stare (derogatory)”

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Duche778@reddit

I think irl he used normie words (none of this happened)

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TheCatholicScientist@reddit

It’s 4chan. Do you think he even used words before uttering “uhhhhhh, bluhhhhhh, durrrrrr” and stumbling off crying?

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C_umputer@reddit

I know right? Excess penial vision sounds far more polite.

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Karpsten@reddit

She was one of those Book ok girlies, and each of them had 333,3 cocks.

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theyeshman@reddit

Everytime I'm reminded these quirk chungus ass avatars exist I wish there was a good clone of the version of this site from around 2012-2014

Old reddit insulates from most of the mechanical changes to the site but the new users comments still show up unfortunately

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Scarface_971@reddit

"thousand cock stare". How can this people be so dump, yet so creative? I want to cry and laugh at the same time

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ControlThat8187@reddit

ngl when a girl is particularly easy, it's off putting. All I imagine is how many other dicks have been in her.

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Yeah, that's completely reasonable. If she opens up for me immediately she has 100% done that for god knows how many other guys, and sex with her becomes worth nothing. Sex is only special if it's exclusive and you're doing it with someone you love.

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Dragonbut@reddit

The idea of having sex because it has some external "worth" instead of doing it for the sake of itself is utterly insane and you're never going to be happy, holy shit, get over yourself virgin

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TheMorbidHobo@reddit

Too add more of an argument, when I say "worth", I don't mean some societal race to the top, I don't mean social status, I mean the value of the act we are performing together would mean as much to her as lending someone 20 bucks, and if it means that little to her, if it requires that little truat and love, than why would it mean anything to me? That's the value, that's the worth. The act is not exclusive, it's like shaking hands, so why would it feel special? Why would be feel like it's worth anything more that fucking a literal whore you pay money to? Or at a glory hole, or an orgy, or a literal object for that matter.

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TheMorbidHobo@reddit

virgin as an insult

You're really just giving yourself away.

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bunnymunche@reddit

hating when a woman shows interest in you is definitely a new one. male loneliness is self inflicted

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Duche778@reddit

God forbid a guy has standards

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bunnymunche@reddit

a woman's value shouldn't be defined by her sex life

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TheMorbidHobo@reddit

a womans value should not be defined by her actions and decisions

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bunnymunche@reddit

You say it like having sex is a crime lol. The majority of people do not hold the same puritan standard for men.

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TheMorbidHobo@reddit

You act like laws dictate morals. The majority of people know this isn't the case.

I hold what you consider purtanical views for men and women alike. Sex should be a special act performed only with those you love. It's made special by the love and the exclusivity of it. If it's not made with love it's not special. If you do it with too many people it's no longer exclusive and therefore not special.

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bunnymunche@reddit

I should rephrase my point because it seems I've miscommunicated it:

Of course it's fine to have personal preferences especially if you hold the same standard for everyone. This post in particular holds the preference under a misogynistic context which is what I'm criticising, as well as the original comment of this thread. Preferences should be exhibited respectfully rather than talking about women like they're objects just because they have a sexual history.

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TheMorbidHobo@reddit

It's talking about women, not like they are objects, no one said that in this chain or in the op, and it said nothing about it being exclusive to women.

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bunnymunche@reddit

thousand cock stare?? "imaging how many dicks have been inside her"? it's dehumanising and unnecessarily vulgar

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TheMorbidHobo@reddit

Vulgar, yes. Dehumanising? No. We're literally talking about decisions she has made and why those make her undesirable. If she had no input on it, most of us probably wouldn't care, or would even feels sorry, but we know she was in control, that she chose to have meaningless sex with strangers, and therefore she is not a desirable woman.

That is talking about loose women broadly, though, not this specific case in the joke op where she's been with 3 guys.

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Dragonbut@reddit

Pretending that someone's past makes up who they are is absolutely dehumanizing, but I wouldn't expect someone who views sex as if it's an object and can be "worth" something or not as opposed to viewing it as a shared experience between two people to be capable of thinking in ways that aren't dehumanizing. You dehumanize one of the most human actions there is by making it into something about supply and demand, the worth of sex to you is entirely external

It's either an incredibly virginal view of sex or a total lack of empathy and connection in how you view your interactions with other people. At least one is fixable, better hope it's that one

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TheMorbidHobo@reddit

pretending someone's past makes them who they are is dehumanizing

I'm not pretending anything, that's reality. You are the sum of your decisions, your actions. That is to be human, the essense of being human.

i wouldn't expect someone who views sex as an object (etc)

I don't view it as an object, I view it as something that should be a beautiful shared experiance between two people that love each other.

you dehumanize it by making it about supply and demand

I have literally never done this.

the worth of sex to you is entirely external

It isn't, though? I'm not saying that the shared experiance is worth nothing, I'm saying that context changes its worth. Having sex in the middle of an orgy is not the same as being graped in a back alley, is not the same as you first time with a person you love. These all have different values, and even within those contexts each experiance has different values.

I'm not aure if you're trolling at this ppint or just so overwelmed that you're impressing strawmans on me.

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Duche778@reddit

Because you said so? People can and will decide for themselves what determines value

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ControlThat8187@reddit

Showing interest is not having sex. Trying way to hard to white knight lmao May I have a crumb of pussy madam?

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bunnymunche@reddit

The whole "she's not gonna let you hit" is also objectifying and misogynistic. Anyway, I'm a straight woman!

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ControlThat8187@reddit

til having sex with the opposite gender is misogynistic

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bunnymunche@reddit

i was referring to you calling me a white knight and the gross 'crumb of pussy' comment

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ControlThat8187@reddit

Well the misunderstanding is when you turned out to be a feminist, white knights do act that way thinking they're going to somehow gain favor with women and that they'll have sex with them

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bunnymunche@reddit

yes absolutely men pretending to be feminists with ulterior motives is a big issue, but accusing every one of them of having those motives also makes other men afraid to stand up to misogyny

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ControlThat8187@reddit

Ma'am you're on reddit

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bunnymunche@reddit

yea u won

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Dd_8630@reddit

All I imagine is how many other dicks

I can completely believe that this is all you're thinking about.

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baz4k6z@reddit

Fake : a g*rl showed interest in anon

Gay : Anon is eerilly familiar with the cockstare

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Dragonbut@reddit

The expectation of 4chinners to meet someone who has been acting like they've been together for their entire lives will never fail to disgust me

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Kung-FuPikachu@reddit

i swear an outright majority of girls in college were on SSRIs/anti anxiety meds of some sort, i just started assuming it by default

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Carbonatite@reddit

God forbid people take medicine their doctor prescribes for them lol

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Send_Cake_Or_Nudes@reddit

If she has three exes and a thousand cock stare does that mean 333.3 recurring dicks each?

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MinosML@reddit

3 exes? In this economy? Might as well be virgin Mary

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techno_rade@reddit

3 exes = thousand cock stare apparently 😭

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baudmiksen@reddit

He looks in to her eyes and all he sees are cocks

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Duche778@reddit

real and straight

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Soulpole@reddit

Can these guys stop salting the earth for just once.........

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Xardnas69@reddit

What?

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Duche778@reddit

No until it annoys redditors

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TheOnlyGuyInSpace21@reddit

fake: anon has someone that's into him

gay: he's thinking of cocks

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Wk1360@reddit

> look into the eyes of a woman

> immediately think of not just just one, but one thousand human penises

Many such cases among definitely straight 4channers

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eossfounder@reddit

It's 4chan, the human part may not be mandatory.

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Xardnas69@reddit

Nah it's fine, anon is not a white woman

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esssssto@reddit

Luckily you specified human

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dg2793@reddit

Real

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Vo112d@reddit

be me

accidentally lock eyes with hambeast coworker at work

ohshit.jpg

he gets up and waddles towards me

heavy breathing

can feel my eyebrows dissolving as his stinky breath hits me

mumbles something about penises and stares at the floor

sorry what did you say?

hambeast mumbles i knew it as he waddles away

had to call biohazard cleaners on his odor later that day

looking for new job now

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grimnir_music@reddit

What

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WiseMango13452@reddit

The girls pov

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InterestingCar1480@reddit

Didn't blow chunks at the smell of his breath

Just making shit up I see.

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tonguepuncher88@reddit

Anon wants to find himself someone whose pure, unlike his mother.

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TheMorbidHobo@reddit

Her being a mother kind of necessitates impurity, yeah haha

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Duche778@reddit

kind of based?

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TheMorbidHobo@reddit

three exs

thousand cock stare

I'm all for getting women to close their legs, but there's a big difference here. I get anon for saying no because of the meds, though.

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Sean-Benn_Must-die@reddit

at least it wasnt the thousand isle stare

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hornwalker@reddit

Fake: Anon knew nothing about her

Gay: Anon rejects woman's advances

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Snozzberriez@reddit

Dicks multiplied by 3 exes equals 1000 cocks.

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ronshasta@reddit

Anon is a virgin

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sanchower@reddit

Three exes, thousand cock state? Math ain’t mathin

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naterpotater246@reddit

If this is a deal breaker, anon is gonna die a lonely virgin

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Frequent_Dig1934@reddit

The Cock Carousel.

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SeaTill1864@reddit

Cock Carousel.

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GingerSnapBiscuit@reddit

The only part of this story thats real is that anon has stared at a thousand cocks.

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Technical-Earth-3254@reddit

Of course anon is thinking about cocks when a girl talks to him

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Rohen420@reddit

repost subhuman

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Owloss1000000@reddit

Fake: Anon had a gf

Gay: Anon want a thousand cock

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Suspicious_Breeze@reddit

Ah, thank you for this post, Ive only seen it 20 times this month

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theGaido@reddit

Hot take: high body count ≠ high body count.

Sucking dick 100 people that look like Brad Pitt in his prime is totally okay. I would even say it's respect worthy. Sucking dick 100 obese uncles is a sign of problem. If you want to play game, play with the best.

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Mother_Lead_554@reddit

Guy looks in the mirror every day he knows what it looks like

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vverbov_22@reddit

Fake: anon is asked out by a woman

Gay: anon is unable to think about anything but cocks

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ChangingMonkfish@reddit

Anon looks into eyes of girl that like him and all he can think of is 1000 cocks.

Real and gay.

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JumpingCoconut@reddit

Real and straight