If you could have any actor, past or present, narrate your inner monologue, who would you choose?

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ExtremelyWonderful@reddit

It's so many fast incomplete thoughts and incomplete sentences, I think the only one who could pull it off would be Jim Carey. But I'm a girl so that would be super weird.

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blondeviking64@reddit

James earl Jones or Morgan Freeman and I dont know how to choose.

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VeniVidiVici_19@reddit

I was surprised I had to scroll this far to see James Earl jones. He would be my choice too.

During my college graduation, a classmate was telling me that she had just attended a sibling’s graduation at a nearby university where James Earl Jones had given the commencement speech. Her take was that the speech had been disappointing and lacked substance. My take was - who the fuck cares?? You got to listen to his gloriously beautiful voice, it doesn’t matter at all what he actually said!

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blondeviking64@reddit

Lets be fair, no one REALLY cares about the graduation speech. No one is going to drop intense and life changing speech applicable to all graduates in a 10 minute commencement speech. Even the highlight ones on youtube are thin in my opinion. My college speaker started talking about his dad's pig farm and I tuned out immediately. I would HAPPILY have listened to James Earl Jomes talk about his stamp collection for 30 minutes without missing a beat.

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Xander134@reddit

I came here to say that I’m firmly in the camp of James Earl Jones.

I’m also hugely surprised and disappointed that he wasn’t selected by more people. Between Star Wars, The Sandlot, and the Field of Dreams, he feels like the perfect choice.

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NaughtiestTimeline@reddit

Don’t forget Mufasa! James Earl Jones narrating my inner monologue would be incredible. I’m surprised he’s so far down the list.

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GarminTamzarian@reddit

I'd lean towards James Earl Jones as long as the narration could include Darth Vader's breathing.

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NaughtiestTimeline@reddit

Don’t forget Mufasa! James Earl Jones narrating my inner monologue would be incredible. I’m surprised he’s so far down the list.

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Some-Bullfrog-4768@reddit

David Lynch

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TheREALBaldRider@reddit

Christopher Walken

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Candid-Stay-2397@reddit

Came here to say this

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Allureme@reddit

Do you understand the concept of the tooth fairy?

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A_Humble_Masterpiece@reddit

Ladies and Gentlemen FOOfighters

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tarmgabbymommy79@reddit

Ah, a second one!

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cmgww@reddit

The waaaatch….

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Weak-Comedian2882@reddit

Vincent Price

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_ism_@reddit

Jessica Tandy

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Stock_Following_3034@reddit

The actress from ‘Fleabag’, Phoebe Waller Bridge

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yeeaarrgghh@reddit

Bobcat Goldthwait

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MaruSoto@reddit

How did we all think this?

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El-Royhab@reddit

just posted the same thing before I saw this

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Mrrectangle@reddit

Fun fact: Apparently, my aunt dated him in high school.

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Extension-Ant-8@reddit

Turkey Baster

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tlivingd@reddit

Ha that’s good. I was thinking Gilbert gotfreid.

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zoominzacks@reddit

FIRETWUCK?!!!

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---username_--@reddit

This is what I came for.

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geekdadchris@reddit

JK Simmons

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That-Buyer-1374@reddit

John Cleese

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Spaceboy779@reddit

Mitch Hedberg! I used to have an inner monologue. I still do, but I used to, too.

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Kellzy1212@reddit

I love how often i see Mitch quotes still.

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Magica78@reddit

I find Mitch Hedberg fan's opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread.

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e0nblue@reddit

Don’t bother ringing it up! It’s for a duck

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JonnyQuest1981@reddit

You must REALLY like Tide.

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Amithrius@reddit

Daniel Stern

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EX1500@reddit

Sam Elliott

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evlmgs@reddit

Matt Berry

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Secure_Bed_9110@reddit

Who's Matt Berry? Only person here is regular human bartender Jackie Daytona. From Arizoña.

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PackPurple6527@reddit

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RBXChas@reddit

Oh, thank goodness, I need one human alcohol beer, please.

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ThinVeterinarian5423@reddit

Yes, I can hear you, Clem Fandango!

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huan83@reddit

FAAAAAATTTTTTHHHHHERRRRR!!!!!!

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SillyBeatnik@reddit

I came here for this

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vajrasana@reddit

How very secks-yu-al

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porkpie1028@reddit

This could not be more relevant. Brief Matt Berry inner monologue starts at 1:50

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HuckleberryHappy6524@reddit

I wish I were that fancy.

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burnafter3ading@reddit (OP)

Nice

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C1sko@reddit

Morgan Freeman or James Earl Jones.

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ThinVeterinarian5423@reddit

It's David Attenborough for me. I can't help it, I just hear him.

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Mundane-Cabinet9883@reddit

Bette Davis - she can strike just the right tone of snark and make one feel it.

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laurandisorder@reddit

Jason Mantzoukas - it’s chaos up in here.

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YachtSoFast@reddit

Agree. I’d rather listen to him OCD around in my brain than myself. At least there would be some new jokes.

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BobKain@reddit

Gotta be Shawshank Morgan Freeman. " Bob Kain was a dumb ass "

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msheehan418@reddit

Came here to say this. His voice is velvet

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dragonfett@reddit

I'm honestly shocked that this is rating as low as it is, at around 10th at the time of this comment, with two separate comments saying Gilbert Gottfried being above this. Hell, I'm shocked that I haven't seen Samuel L Jackson yet, either!

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Open_Bee2008@reddit

Whenever my inner voice starts with mother fucker it’s in Samuel L Jackson’s voice.

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Humble_Ladder@reddit

I scrolled too far for this. Sure, some of those others might be entertaining, but Morgan Freeman just has the voice.

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ButterscotchWhole163@reddit

Exactly

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Open_Bee2008@reddit

I thought this was everyone’s inner voice?

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Dramatic-Vegetable13@reddit

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vajrasana@reddit

Fuckin titty sprinkles

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Domitiani@reddit

100% and it isn't even close

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drmelurium@reddit

David Attenborough.

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msheehan418@reddit

He just turned 100!

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Khajiit_Has_Upvotes@reddit

I was going to say Gilbert Gottfried but this is also a top contender.

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burnafter3ading@reddit (OP)

Recently departed. I used to listen to Blue Planet to fall asleep

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buffybot3000@reddit

He’s still alive; he just turned 100 2 days ago! 🥰

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ABSOFRKINLUTELY@reddit

Yes they had a big celebration!

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St_ofQualityFootwear@reddit

You're a solid dude, burn after three-ading

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St_ofQualityFootwear@reddit

Dude is still alive, 100 at that!

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burnafter3ading@reddit (OP)

I thought it heard he passed like 2 days ago...maybe just internet garbage

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Tahoefive@reddit

Departed? Not yet, mate. He’s just gone 100, that’s all. Plenty of snail sex narration in the old fellow yet.

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onthestickagain@reddit

I had to scroll too far for this

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Traditional_Isopod80@reddit

Yes!

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Frosty_Cloud_2888@reddit

Phil Hartman

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msheehan418@reddit

You might know him from inner monologues such as…

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njoos83@reddit

Hi, you might remember me from that time we found a Stuff magazine or Planet of the Apes the musical part 2, seeking Dr Zaius? What inner turmoil can we stir up today my good sir,.

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eLishus@reddit

*Phil Hartman as Troy McClure

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Secure_Bed_9110@reddit

https://i.redd.it/z3ctbdaegf0h1.gif

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msheehan418@reddit

Morgan Freeman

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Zestyclose_Market787@reddit

Gilbert Godfried.

Seriously. Next time you’re thinking shitty thoughts about yourself, try it in his voice.

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maggie320@reddit

Kristen Schaal

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AriaMoonriser@reddit

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maggie320@reddit

I use that GIF way too much at work.

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tofubotox@reddit

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Good choice!

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5ongwrit3r_1954@reddit

Orson Welles

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PotentialAd9543@reddit

Tom Hanks. It's polite and easy to listen to but he could nail the sarcasm and low points.

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Hyperion1144@reddit

Lucy Lawless.

In her own voice, not her American-accent acting voice.

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clorrama@reddit

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Basic-Biscotti-2375@reddit

Steve Oedekerk

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Timely-Ability-6521@reddit

Julie Andrews or Julia Childe. Especially when I'm cooking I'll hear Julia's voice monologuing like she does in her videos.

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AriaMoonriser@reddit

How has no one already said Stan Lee? That voice is iconic!

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Lancifer1979@reddit

Mel Brooks

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AriaMoonriser@reddit

Constantly! I constantly have him and Madeline Kahn making comment in my head.

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Hey-buuuddy@reddit

Lately it’s been Solider Boy from The Boys.
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AriaMoonriser@reddit

He says some shit that I ask "how many takes did it take to say THAT without laughing or cracking?"

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Scooter_McGavin_9@reddit

Kristen Bell.

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New_Stats@reddit

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AriaMoonriser@reddit

Specifically Eleanor. I especially say this line to myself regularly.

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jreashville@reddit

Patrick Stewart.

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Timely-Ability-6521@reddit

Star Trek log (whatever the date is)

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Original-Platform577@reddit

Samuel L. Jackson

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nyght2063@reddit

Samuel L Jones. MF

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RedneckThinker@reddit

Mako!

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burnafter3ading@reddit (OP)

Loved the narration in Conan

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RedneckThinker@reddit

Or Uncle Iroh, you pick!

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DarinCN@reddit

Michael Biehn

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Agitated_Earth_3637@reddit

If she promised to be nice to me, Eartha Kitt.

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PCB-ND89@reddit

I would do a mix of Sam Elliot, Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones.

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Watergirl626@reddit

Bea Aurther. She can do bith witty and deadpan sarcasm and has a tone that implies no patience for morons.

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Agitated_Earth_3637@reddit

"Did you bullshit last week? Did you try to bullshit last week?"

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seanymphcalypso@reddit

Well, she was a truck driver in the Marines, and I love her so much for that!

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actualelainebenes@reddit

If you know, you know

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tredbert@reddit

Morgan Freeman. What a voice.

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huan83@reddit

Colin Firth all the way

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Express_Towel47@reddit

Charles Bukowski

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Spiritual-Style@reddit

Christina Ricci

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profjamie4102005@reddit

Calista Flockhart

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irish_faithful@reddit

Morgan Freeman!

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Tom_Skeptik@reddit

John Hurt

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Theamuse_Ourania@reddit

Leonard Nimoy

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Lonely_Opening3404@reddit

The Rock from 1999 WWE

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Electrical-Bacon-81@reddit

Zorack from space ghost.

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Specialist_Pride_616@reddit

Late in but, John DiMaggio as Bender

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A_Humble_Masterpiece@reddit

Patrice O’Neal or Todd Barry

Or better yet, both of them doing play by play

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Specialist_Pride_616@reddit

Patrice’s way of thinking would get me committed and definitely divorced! Miss this guy

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Dude_1980@reddit

Either Tommy Chong, or Jeff Bridges as the Dude.

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Kiethblacklion@reddit

Frank Welker...my inner monologue needs someone who can do a wide variety of sound effects.

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brainvheart143@reddit

Method Man.

He counts as an actor now.

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Evening_Abroad_6781@reddit

Sam Elliot

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brainvheart143@reddit

100%

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BodyBagSlam@reddit

All day

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DakAttak@reddit

"...and that's The Dude, in Los Angeles. And even if he was a lazy man - and The Dude was most certainly that - quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County...which would place him highest in the runnin' for laziest worldwide."

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Reasonable-Wave8093@reddit

🙌

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Laughing_Bear_Foot@reddit

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Harvey Firestein

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Burlington-bloke@reddit

Joanna Lumley, darling, who else?

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bethivy103@reddit

Werner Herzog

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madaDra_5000@reddit

Woody harrelson from Natural born killers

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KalaKitty@reddit

Tag team of Morgan Freeman and Emma Thompson. Gender fluid requires both for me. 😅

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Diseman81@reddit

Ric Flair

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AlienDelarge@reddit

No idea about who'd I'd choose but my brain tends to default to Daniel Stern even though I haven't seen The Wonder Years in decades.

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Gloomheart@reddit

Vincent Price. No question.

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Hatecookie@reddit

Janeane Garafalo

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Solid-Hedgehog9623@reddit

Trent Lane from Daria.

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Basic-Pair8908@reddit

Gilbert godfried

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cbih@reddit

Tim Curry all day long

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drimmie@reddit

Robin Williams

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Worldly_War_1968@reddit

Jimmy Stewart

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Vanilla-Grapefruit@reddit

lol can’t you just change the name of the narrator? I do it all the time and the content ends up lining up with that persons character, I usually use comedians cos they’re more fun

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Golden_Enby@reddit

I was gonna say Fred Rogers, but then I remembered he wasn't an actor. He was authentically himself throughout his career. Yes, he did different character voices on his show, but considering I'd only want his original voice in my head, not his characters, I guess I can't choose him. Oh well. I can't even pick Bob Ross for the same reason.

I guess I'd either go with Mel Brooks or Robin Williams.

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Clevergirlphysicist@reddit

Janine Garofalo

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Stitchin_Squido@reddit

Yep this is me.

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Watergirl626@reddit

This would also work for me. Same reasons as I said for Bea.

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Comfortable-Pea-1312@reddit

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nzungu69@reddit

christopher lloyd

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Illustrious_Owl_9693@reddit

Great Scott!

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meatpopsicle42@reddit

John Cleese.

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Melliorin@reddit

Michael Kramer

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Bastard1066@reddit

Parker Posey.

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FloridaGirlMary@reddit

Natasha Lyonne

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Elle_Duderino@reddit

Absolutely!

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60SecTheBaptist@reddit

Alan Swan (Peter O'Toole) from my favorite year.

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PopularSet4776@reddit

How is Morgan Freeman not the only answer here?

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burnafter3ading@reddit (OP)

Because Conroy voiced Batman, and if it's my internal monologue, it makes me nostalgic and edgy.../s, I guess.

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Live_Barracuda1113@reddit

Meryl Streep

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lellywest@reddit

Emma Thompson, because then I could pretend I was Harold Crick.

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Bradtothebone79@reddit

“Little did lellywest know…”

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lellywest@reddit

Exactly!

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ABSOFRKINLUTELY@reddit

Good one! She's such an excellent narrator!

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HeyNow646@reddit

Sheeet…. I want to hear James Earl Jones say “This is…. Your conscience“.

But as I write this I also want to hear the actor who played Clay Davis from *The Wire* say “Sheeeet” just once.

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Dickrubin14094@reddit

Tom Hanks

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burnafter3ading@reddit (OP)

Otm Shank

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stickoff@reddit

CGP Grey

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NiceGuy60660@reddit

Statler and Waldorf, with all the mocking

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allieballie1122@reddit

Matthew Mcconaughy !!!

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Vehlin@reddit

Brian Blessed, that is all.

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Forward_Damage4779@reddit

Liev Schreiber

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morgazmo99@reddit

Fran Drescher or Gilbert Gottifried.

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industriousalbs@reddit

Gene Wilder

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NorthBase710@reddit

Carey Mulligan

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JimmyHatsTCQ@reddit

Fran

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owlmissyou@reddit

Denis O'Hare. There was an episode of AHS that starts off with just his voice that really tickled my brain.

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burnafter3ading@reddit (OP)

Yeah. This was definitely his strongest season

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Joelouis57@reddit

Either 50 Cent or Dennis Haysbert

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aliceinadreamyland@reddit

Shohreh Aghdashloo because I love her voice.

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Glass_Donut9391@reddit

She’s the main reason I played Assassin’s Creed mirage

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FCStien@reddit

Gotta up your swear count to get your money's worth.

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Reasonable-Wave8093@reddit

she has a gorgeous voice

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aliceinadreamyland@reddit

I know. I just love it.

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joshuastar@reddit

my wife and i were just talking about her! she’s iconic.

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aliceinadreamyland@reddit

She truly is.

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therealpopkiller@reddit

Vin Scully

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Glass_Donut9391@reddit

It’s a tie between Mr Morgan Freeman, Bea Arthur and the late Gilbert Gottfried. With all them ending: at this point GlassDonut just realized he made the most stupid dumbass move he could have possibly done but nope, if you thought this..with Gilbert ending “YOU’RE WRONG!!”

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LeftOn4ya@reddit

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Emma Thompson ala Stranger than Fiction. I want to one day (hopefully when I’m 80+ hear “little did he know this would lead to his imminent death”

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LemmysGhost@reddit

Kenny Fuckin Powers

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smurthyredds@reddit

Came to say this.

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LemmysGhost@reddit

You can have Stevie

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shinymiss@reddit

Catherine O'Hara as Moira Rose

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bahaki@reddit

Eugene Levy as Johnny Rose, as Eddie the handyman.

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CariniFluff@reddit

John Malkovich.

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vajrasana@reddit

“Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.”

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ErroneousBosch@reddit

Best answer

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Jewbacca522@reddit

Hearing her breathy mid-Atlantic “behbeh” in my head all day would be thoroughly enjoyable.

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chef_tuffster@reddit

This is the best answer.

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dirtjiggler@reddit

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DangClever@reddit

After growing up listening to him and watching him, Robin Williams already narrates most of my days.

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burnafter3ading@reddit (OP)

I feel somewhat the same about George Carlin

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Boring_Blood4603@reddit

Robin Williams

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jadethebard@reddit

Keith David, no question.

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nakedcellist@reddit

Bill Hader

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bluejane@reddit

Vanessa Redgrave did such nice work on Call The Midwife, she was my first thought.

I think Pamela Adlon would be great if it was the point of view from me as I am now

Bea Arthur if it was from the POV of me as an older woman.

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PlatypusDependent271@reddit

Peter Coyote ,Kris Kristofferson or Sam Elliott

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KopitarFan@reddit

Either Cheech Marin or Fluffy

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Hoshtur@reddit

Gordon Pinsent.

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Parking-Cress-4661@reddit

Gregory Peck

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Winter_Dimension8107@reddit

Gandolf the grey

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Much_Ad470@reddit

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dreemkiller@reddit

Don Cheadle's "Basha" from Ocean's 11

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AdirondackLunatic@reddit

George Carlin

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Much_Ad470@reddit

Ooooh nice one 😏

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Much_Ad470@reddit

Anthony Hopkins…Hannibal Lecter…Odin….Don Diego de la Vega…. Yes please, thanks

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jamgirl78@reddit

Jane Lynch for sure

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davesmissingfingers@reddit

John Roberts as Linda Belcher

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NaughtiestTimeline@reddit

Alriiiiiiight

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EdenH333@reddit

Charlie Day, just rambling about what fucking bullshit everything is.

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NaughtiestTimeline@reddit

Is that not what everyone’s inner monologue sounds like?

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Ltimbo@reddit

Jimmy Stewart. He doesn’t get enough credit these days.

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arcxjo@reddit

In a head where voices reign, one man hears the Truth: this summer, the only possible answer to this question is ... Don LaFontaine.

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Independent_Pie5933@reddit

Emma Thompson

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HasturCrowley@reddit

I feel like Samuel L Jackson would be the most appropriate person...

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SignificantApricot69@reddit

Gregory Peck

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CSWorldChamp@reddit

Robin Williams.

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Dangerous-Macaron230@reddit

James Earl Jones. Or Morgan Freeman. Or Sam Elliott. Too many good choices.

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NatrousOxide23@reddit

Alan Tudyk. It would be a blast.

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DarthMech@reddit

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NatrousOxide23@reddit

Yeah sometimes that sums up my internal monologue.

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ApatheistHeretic@reddit

With the personality of K2-S0.

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spanishpeanut@reddit

Never the same voice twice!!!

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Quiet_Entertainer982@reddit

David Duchovny/Gillian Anderson.

I've also loved when they did voice only intro for X-Files episodes, so I know it would be absolute perfection. I feel like I'd like have Gillian's voice when I'm doing well and making smart decisions. Duchovny would voice the stupid s#it I'm doing/about to do.

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burnafter3ading@reddit (OP)

Remind me of Logic vs. Emotion

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FUWS@reddit

The Rock full peak Attitude Era or Frank Caliendo doing random funny voices would make my life so entertaining.

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Bob_returns_25@reddit

The priest from Princess Bride

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aimsemma@reddit

Patrick Dempsey. Somehow his voice is just soothing

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El-Royhab@reddit

Bobcat Goldthwait

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bunglesnacks@reddit

McConaughey

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OhTheHueManatee@reddit

I'd probably get a lot more done if I could have R. Lee Ermy narrate my inner monologue.

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_buffy_summers@reddit

It's not even necessarily my choice. One of my sisters and I were talking about how Katherine Heigl is our inner voice when we're in a bad mood.

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elronmac@reddit

Ron Swanson

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MrThouu@reddit

Either Jason Issacs or the Mechanicus voice.

Issacs actually did the opening for the opening of the first Resident Evil movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zuDZrySShA

And the Mechanicus voice is the "from the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh" voice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKnAWcWnJJc

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Xc03@reddit

Betty White

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silveroxide@reddit

Carrie Fisher.

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Optimusprima@reddit

Norm Macdonald

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floodums@reddit

I have no inner monologue. It would be nice just to experience how the rest of you live life.

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nullpointer_01@reddit

I also dont have an inner monologue and from what Ive heard about it, it sounds terrible and exhausting.

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ABSOFRKINLUTELY@reddit

It is. I'm jealous of y'all. Mine comes and goes

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AlmondSprite@reddit

How!? Why!? How!?

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floodums@reddit

It's a thing. There's lots of us.

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Ginger_Snaps_Back@reddit

Dozens!

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floodums@reddit

30-50% of the population.

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AlmondSprite@reddit

Is there a medical name for it?

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FacePalmela@reddit

anendophasia

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ericthepilot2000@reddit

Don LaFontaine. He always made every trailer feel epic.

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ABSOFRKINLUTELY@reddit

In a world...

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korar67@reddit

Patrick Warburton

Brock Sampson, Kronk, the Tick. Doesn’t matter.

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xittditdyid@reddit

Samuel L. Jackson

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Hammerhandle@reddit

So many internal "motherfucker"s

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ABSOFRKINLUTELY@reddit

As much as I would prefer to have Morgan Freeman or Attenborough-

my internal monologue definitely sounds a fucking lot more like Sam Jackson

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Few_Improvement_6357@reddit

Me: Alicia Silverstone My husband: Michael Keaton

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bootsie79@reddit

Robert Stack

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Zargoza1@reddit

Gilbert Gottfried

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KaliCalamity@reddit

It would alternate between George Carlin and Sam Kinison

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Opposite-Funny-9669@reddit

Morgan Freeman only seems right... but damn I'd love Leslie Nielsen

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ennuiismymiddlename@reddit

Gerard Depardieu

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PaperFlower14765@reddit

Steve Irwin, it would do wonders for my mood and self esteem haha! RIP Steve, we will always love you 💚

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Yestie@reddit

Debbie downer

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COV3RTSM@reddit

Gilbert Gottfried

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ApatheistHeretic@reddit

But with all the fervor of Iago.

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bratikzs@reddit

But only as the Aflac duck.

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GardenBunnyBaseball@reddit

I was thinking more Iago from Aladdin

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Allureme@reddit

Polly wants a cracker

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greetingsfromEndor@reddit

The only answer.

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chef_tuffster@reddit

…I actually can’t disagree.

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SubstanceNo1544@reddit

Wait.

Actually think about it.

I cant even sit through one of his bits without being slightly annoyed... really? That annoying shit in your ear for every waking hour of your existence?

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FooFightingManiac@reddit

To go insane

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Osurdum@reddit

Sam Kinison

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Ditzy_Davros@reddit

My husband says his would be James Earl Jones. Mine would be Helena Bonham Carter.

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Xander134@reddit

Both excellent choices, imo

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TifCreatesAgain@reddit

Vincent Price would be great!

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guttersnake82@reddit

Connery.

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Xander134@reddit

Brilliant

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Embarrassed_Rule_269@reddit

James Earl Jones

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Xander134@reddit

100% - it’s disappointed how few upvotes there are for him: Star Wars, Field of Dreams, The Sandlot! Come on people!

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Quinalla@reddit

Cate Blanchett

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Tootalou25@reddit

Same! As Galadriel.

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mctavi@reddit

Morgan Freeman but from the skit from The Electric Company.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Kp0QfKCL5RQ

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Ching-Dai@reddit

Bruce Campbell

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jestr6@reddit

Kerry Condon. Just love her voice.

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Novus20@reddit

Tom Waits

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ych1686573@reddit

What's he building in there....

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Shenred@reddit

Oh damn I’m mad I didn’t immediate think that way.

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Novus20@reddit

It would be a ride hah

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S0bchak@reddit

Paul Reubens as Pee Wee Herman

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TifCreatesAgain@reddit

Yes! I said the same thing!

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tillacat42@reddit

Sean Connery

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CountVanillula@reddit

Werner Herzog

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Buster_Bluth__@reddit

Werner about speaking French is hilarious

https://youtu.be/6pY-0JfEdLY?si=gHx6m8qwiGV_GYXG

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elevencharles@reddit

"Just once I'd like to have a day when I don't put a gun to my head"

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irate_alien@reddit

He’s a big wrestling fan just like me

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jeng52@reddit

Here comes Honey Boo Boo

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ki11a11hippies@reddit

Observe ze modern savage.

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burnafter3ading@reddit (OP)

Oh, good one

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Stickyouwithaneedle@reddit

Charlie Chaplan

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FCStien@reddit

John Wilkes Booth.

Say what you will about his last appearance at Ford's Theater, the man knew how to deliver a line.

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BulimicMosquitos@reddit

Will Ferrell in character as Harry Caray.

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Secure_Bed_9110@reddit

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tealraven915@reddit

https://i.redd.it/jg9ps9vn2f0h1.gif

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Secure_Bed_9110@reddit

'Cuz you're curious like a cat?

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CarpenterVegetables@reddit

Which begs the question:

If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?

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valdocs_user@reddit

Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny

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kilnerad@reddit

Chris Tucker - Rush Hour era

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sapient_pearwood_@reddit

Lucy Lawless. I would be so impressed and intimidated that I’m sure I’d make better decisions

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MaddyKet@reddit

Kate Mulgrew (Captain Janeway from ST Voyager) because I find her voice so soothing.

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HopelessMagic@reddit

As someone who doesn't have an inner monologue, I find myself horrified by the thought of a voice in my head at all.

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TifCreatesAgain@reddit

And I'm horrified at the thought of not having a voice in my head. It would be horrible to lose it.

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PokerbushPA@reddit

Gilbert Godfrey of course

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mess1ah1@reddit

John Malkovich

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UnheavenlyNeverender@reddit

Tim Curry

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TifCreatesAgain@reddit

As Frank-N-Furter!

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k8ebug420_@reddit

A la Dr. Frank 💜

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SlackerDS5@reddit

John Cusack. But it would be like a 4th wall break style.

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Anxietybackmonkey@reddit

Either Henry cavill or Betty White

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Anon_ymous1138@reddit

Anthony Bourdain. He’d make me sound way cooler than I actually am.

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saw-not-seen@reddit

Janine Garofalo

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TifCreatesAgain@reddit

Paul Reubens as PeeWee Herman! Every waking moment would be a joy!

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Chivalry4Me@reddit

Morgan Freeman or MC Lyte

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TMore108@reddit

Keith David

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cybergandalf@reddit

Patrick Warburton.

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0peRightBehindYa@reddit

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FnordRanger_5@reddit

Canoe but in the voice of Ted

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Distinct-Focus9474@reddit

Morgan Freeman

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BeyondAddiction@reddit

Easy. Julie Andrews. Hands down.

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Suitable_Total9774@reddit

Julie Andrews is my inner monologue…

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zealot_ratio@reddit

Sir David Attenborough. I'm a big nature guy

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Salt_Ad_9976@reddit

Paul Harvey

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DanTheAdequate@reddit

Probably Wener Herzog who narrates my existence as a hapless schlemiel with well-articulated but barely concealed Teutonic contempt.

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khemtrails@reddit

Charles Nelson Reilly

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fart_panic@reddit

Hannah Waddingham

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Wodentoad@reddit

Kevin Murphy as Tom Servo.

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naturalbornoptimist@reddit

Sandi Toksvig from the Great British Baking Show

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ShakespearianShadows@reddit

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CarpenterVegetables@reddit

This is an excellent choice. He'd have plenty of chances to ask me: "why do you suck so much" lol

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420Hank@reddit

Robin Williams. That would be intense.

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khemtrails@reddit

Paul Lynde

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Phyzzx@reddit

Pierce Brosnan

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Slownavyguy@reddit

Bobcat Goldthwait

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Aggressive_Walk378@reddit

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springer0510@reddit

The only answer is Morgan freeman

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textilefaery@reddit

Audrey Hepburn or Ingrid Bergman either way I would feel delightfully both ambiguously European and cosmopolitan as a petite southern (US) American.

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Swampyclam@reddit

All these mfs and no Mark Hamill or James Earl Jones? Also I would like a trial run of William Shakespeare followed directly by William Shatner, then I take Leonard Nimoy for real.

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Ok-Brick6831@reddit

Arrested Development already planted Ron Howard in my head as my personal narrator (when needed).

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jaywinner@reddit

That's my pick too. A lot of the other picks would be annoying or sickeningly sweet but Ron Howard sounds much more enjoyable.

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Kellzy1212@reddit

He wasn’t . 🤣

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Kellzy1212@reddit

Hey, that’s the name of the show!

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chef_tuffster@reddit

Have any of you ever seen a chicken before?

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Kellzy1212@reddit

Coo coo ka cha!

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Ok-Brick6831@reddit

A coodle doodle doo! A coodle doodle doo!

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foxfire_17@reddit

Chaw Chee Chaw Chee Chaw Chee!

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Wrong-Dentist-7206@reddit

Betty White

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CarpenterVegetables@reddit

Randy "Macho Man" Savage.

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Revolutionary_Gas551@reddit

Kathleen Turner as Jessica Rabbit.

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EconomyMeat7201@reddit

Madeleine Kahn

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DagnyTheSpencer@reddit

I think Kathy Griffin would do right by me.

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Super_Direction498@reddit

Either David Attenborough, or Adam Sandler (doing the buffoon voice). Nothing in between

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revdon@reddit

Orson Welles

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Gonna_do_this_again@reddit

Owen Wilson

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NiaApp@reddit

Rowan Atkinson

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Ditzy_Davros@reddit

All I can hear is "BEAN"

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MeatPopsicle10@reddit

Dawn French

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I_am_ChivoBlanco@reddit

Tom Waits. No explanation needed, really.

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GardenBunnyBaseball@reddit

Alan Rickman 🖤 ⚡️

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Pretend-Menu-8660@reddit

Kristin Bell!

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MNJayW@reddit

Alan Rickman

Doing the good influence things as Metatron, and the bad as Snape or Hans Gruber depending on the situation.

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Serrajuana@reddit

Marvin the paranoid android 😭

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MNJayW@reddit

That's who's in charge of anxiety obviously.

I really don't want to think about him.

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am_i_wrong_dude@reddit

Ghastly.

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WhistleTipsGoWooo@reddit

John Candy

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FinallyKat@reddit

Fred Rogers

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buzzedewok@reddit

James Earl Jones.

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LangdonAlg3r@reddit

Donald Sutherland

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Odd-Outcome450@reddit

John Cleese
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Humble_Ladder@reddit

Mr Rogers. I work in customer service, hearing him cuss out idiots all day long would be entertaining.

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DragonTartare@reddit

Brandon Keener in his Garrus Vakarian voice.

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Zerogelite@reddit

Ron Pearlman or Matthew McConaughey

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WillieB57@reddit

Alright.

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GarminTamzarian@reddit

Quintus Roscius Gallus, speaking exclusively in Latin, which I don't speak or understand.

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foxfire_17@reddit

Sterling Holloway, the original voice actor for Winnie the Pooh.

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DissentChanter@reddit

Already happens in my head, switches between Morgan Freeman and Sam Jackson, depending on the mood of the thoughts.

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DarthMech@reddit

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Dusty Rhodes!

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thakroz@reddit

I think I'll go with Sam Kinneson.

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ElegantGoose@reddit

Not an actor. David Attenborough. I like to people watch like it's a nature show.

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spanishpeanut@reddit

Carrie Fisher as Carrie Fisher or Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool.

Okay, maybe James Earl Jones as himself.
Or Frank Oz as Yoda.

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GarminTamzarian@reddit

I have a feeling that Yoda would get old fast.

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Only-Friend-8483@reddit

Richard Dean Anderson, in character as Jack O’Neil

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darksunshaman@reddit

Christopher Walken

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Seattle_Lucky@reddit

Michael J Fox

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Skerrydude@reddit

That was my first thought, probably because I recently saw the back to the future musical as well as a video of him talking with Harrison Ford about hallucinations from Parkinson's.

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Tylerdurden389@reddit

Not an actor but how about the old movie trailer narrator, Don LaFontaine?

"In a world of mundane, clockwork trivial living, one man holds the key to standing out. That key, is me. My voice and my voice alone will make his life sound that much more exciting".

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Standard_Cabinet_149@reddit

Will Arnett

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pls_send_caffeine@reddit

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Annie Murphy as Alexis Rose

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FloridaGirlMary@reddit

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TipsyRussell@reddit

Jennifer Saunders as Edina Monsoon.

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burnafter3ading@reddit (OP)

Fabulous choice

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90percentdone@reddit

Absolutely

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the_ballmer_peak@reddit

You CAN have any actor narrate your inner monologue.

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jmac11281@reddit

Liev Schreiber

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nefarious_angel_666@reddit

Snoop Dog

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CliftonHangerBombs@reddit

Parker Posey. But with a Bronx accent.

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nefarious_angel_666@reddit

Parker Posey in White Lotus

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Kellzy1212@reddit

Parker Posey as Jackie O.

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GardenDrummer@reddit

Leslie Nielsen

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_meestir_@reddit

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Resistiane@reddit

Matt fuckin' Berry!

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three9@reddit

Shelley Long as Phyllis Neffler.

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nefarious_angel_666@reddit

It's cookie time!

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Severe_Eggplant_7747@reddit

Martin Sheen as Capt. Willard.

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morganalefaye125@reddit

Kathleen Turner

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BoDrvr@reddit

Team America Matt Damon

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CarnivalColors@reddit

Any time anyone mentions his name *always* say it silently in my head like they do Team America - I can’t **not** do that

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NotAPreppie@reddit

Until recently, it would have been Alan Rickman.

However, now it would be Jeff Hays, the narrator for the Dungeon Crawler Carl audiobooks.

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beau92082@reddit

Keith David

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Antithesis-X@reddit

Bill Murray

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CarnivalColors@reddit

Renee Zellweger as Bridget Jones, definitely.

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Automatic-Arm-532@reddit

Bobcat Goldthwait

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evilgirlattack@reddit

Matthew Lillard.

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CosmicMamaBear@reddit

Sally Field

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teapots_at_ten_paces@reddit

Dennis Haysbert.

Sometimes gruff, but mostly smooth as silk.

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Background-Bend2877@reddit

Terrance Stamp

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Therealfern1@reddit

Ferris Buehler & Cameron Frye

alternating between when I’m trying to be sensible with myself and what I’m being wildly, sarcastic

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wrathofthewhatever2@reddit

Mine is Cleveland from family guy

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TwilightTink@reddit

I already have Morgan freeman doing most of mine. Also Amy Poehler at the Christopher Walken family reunion shows up a lot

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eyecandynsx@reddit

Samuel L Jackson

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analogthought@reddit

Bill Murray

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Quarrels-ofKoi@reddit

George Costanza or Larry David

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Clear-Journalist3095@reddit

Emma Stone.

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poultryposterior@reddit

John candy or John goodman

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SquirrelCone83@reddit

Iain Glen, played Jorah Mormont from Game of Thrones. Dude just has a great voice.

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Gooncookies@reddit

Does Anthony Bourdain count?

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Blackbird136@reddit

Not an actor per se, but Keith Morrison.

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spanishpeanut@reddit

Oooh GREAT choice!!!

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bynwho@reddit

Emma Thompson for the full Stranger Than Fiction experience.

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PaperboysDitty98@reddit

Josh Gates

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pct2daxtreme@reddit

Macho Man

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gaarkat@reddit

Samuel l. Jackson

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seanymphcalypso@reddit

Pauley Shore. He’s always so nice and I really can’t recall him ever being cruel to anyone. Since I’m a bit of a bitchaholic I would appreciate him being the gentler me :)

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Kellzy1212@reddit

Yea, i feel like people are unnecessarily mean to him. He’s known for bring really nice to fans and he’s as close to comedy royalty as we have in the US.

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Evening_Abroad_6781@reddit

Clancy Brown

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AJ14847414@reddit

I think Shawshank Clancy for me

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graveybrains@reddit

If there can be only one... Sergeant Zim!

https://i.redd.it/wq2trvdm1f0h1.gif

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CajunBuckeye@reddit

Michael J. Fox or Bill Murray. When I was a kid (and still today) I was obsessed with “Back to the Future” and “Ghostbusters”. I’d be very happy to hear either of them narrate my thoughts.

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BeerFunky@reddit

Adam Sandler in Billy Madison’s voice and humor. “Stop looking at me swan!!!”

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Winter_Dimension8107@reddit

Nudie magazine day!

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yeeaarrgghh@reddit

Or Adam Sandler as toll booth Willie

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SheWasAlwaysJody@reddit

I dropped acid in college and heard David Attenborough narrating my day for a portion of it.

It was the best trip I ever had.

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RoastedPickledGoose@reddit

Ron Howard, I want that slightly sarcastic Arrested Development narration.

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Kellzy1212@reddit

It really is.

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Forsaken_Ad8312@reddit

Epic Voice Guy Jon Bailey

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drainbamage1011@reddit

Anthony Bourdain

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rtekaaho@reddit

Ed Harris.

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zoominzacks@reddit

Gary Oldman as Drexl from True Romance

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Kellzy1212@reddit

He musta thought it was white boy day.

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Rthepirate@reddit

The dude who voiced baloo

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Kellzy1212@reddit

Sterling Holloway would be a good one too. ( Winnie the Pooh/Kaa/ Cheshire Cat)

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catsoncrack420@reddit

In reality it's Bill Burr.

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sevalle13@reddit

Samuel L Jackson

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MonkeyBred@reddit

Are we having eggs again for breakfast, motherfucker?!

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catsoncrack420@reddit

If I was on cocaine it'd be that guy Ben Shapiro.

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LittleSubject9904@reddit

Emilia Fox. She’s my favorite audiobook reader.

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ImpressiveMind5771@reddit

David Attenborough

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JamesMattDillon@reddit

Samuel L Jackson

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m155m30w@reddit

Christopher Walken

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MonkeyBred@reddit

dId I rEmEmb-ER... to DO my... tAxEs?

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Spear_Ritual@reddit

Gilbert Godfrey. Cuz fuck it.

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brilliantpants@reddit

I’d like Emma Thompson. Just refined and posh, but also so human and funny and clever, I just love her.

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Ok-Rock5336@reddit

Gary Oldman or Walton Goggins

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Adrasteia-One@reddit

Robert Hardy

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donttrustthecorn@reddit

Paul Harvey. He'd make my mundane life sound interesting and topical.

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MonkeyBred@reddit

... and now you know... the rest of the story.

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lastcallhall@reddit

Kevin Smith, since my inner monologue never shuts up.

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tarmgabbymommy79@reddit

Christopher Walken

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shinobi-dragonninja@reddit

Michael C Hall. His Dexter monologues are great, even in the dexter original sin season

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InkedAlchemist@reddit

Christopher Plummer. My breath stopped when I saw him live and he started speaking.

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JudgeJuryEx78@reddit

Sarah Silverman. It would be hilarious.

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MonkeyBred@reddit

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MontanaVista@reddit

Sam Neill

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Kellzy1212@reddit

He still scares me.

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jatayu333@reddit

Keanu Reeves

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time2sow@reddit

robin williams

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Swift_Scythe@reddit

Good choice :( he did have a thousand voices

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MonkeyBred@reddit

And never short on the commentary.

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jimmyak@reddit

John Goodman

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danglingfury83@reddit

Jean Shepard

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sarahstanley@reddit

Mr. T.

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LineImpossible3958@reddit

Arnold Schwarzenegger

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NoAngel815@reddit

Vin Diesel as Riddick or 50 Cent. For some unknown reason hearing either calms my anxiety to the point they can bring me out of a panic attack.

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LittleJessiePaper@reddit

Marlee Matlin. 🤫

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FullSendSD@reddit

Bobcat Goldthwait

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Initial_Entrance9548@reddit

Jim Dale- I could listen to that man read a phone book!!

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Fantastic-Regular614@reddit

Mercedes McCambridge

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starwestsky@reddit

Steven Fry. I want a Little Big Planet inner monologue

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Kellzy1212@reddit

Lucille Bluth all day long.

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GlitteringCobbler987@reddit

If I get murdered I want my friends and family to come up with enough money to hire Juliette Lewis to the reenactment of my death on an episode of Forensic Files

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iama_triceratops@reddit

Not an actor per se, but I would choose audiobook narrator RC Bray.

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Murphy_Dropkick410@reddit

Robin Williams, as himself

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St_ofQualityFootwear@reddit

Jeff bridges as the dude

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BloodyPaleMoonlight@reddit

Peter Serafinowicz.

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CeleryintheButt@reddit

Bobcat Goldthwait

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RoxyLA95@reddit

Joan Rivers

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farfanseaweevil@reddit

Nick Cage. Ca. Raising Arizona.

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Miskatonic_Graduate@reddit

Andrew Robinson as Garak

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weeponxing@reddit

Ok I change my vote to this.

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L0pkmnj@reddit

Good choice! I'd have him and Odo like the two old heckler Muppets.

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burnafter3ading@reddit (OP)

True...especially the lies

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weeponxing@reddit

Kate Winslet. I would feel so fancy.

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CrotalusHorridus@reddit

Orson Welles

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Lethave@reddit

Eartha Kitt, Jenifer Lewis or Jackee

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Seraph782@reddit

Alan Rickman, hands down

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spottydodgy@reddit

Ron Howard ala Arrested Development

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DasKittySmoosh@reddit

I’ve watched so much Arrested Development that it’s already narrated in my head by Ron Howard

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tupperneep@reddit

Morgan Freeman

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TonyNoPants@reddit

Linda Hunt

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moles-on-parade@reddit

Harold Ramis.

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thehakujin82@reddit

Ian McShane

Ray Porter

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GreenLeafRelaxed@reddit

Betty White

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fightingflamingos@reddit

Rodney Dangerfield

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burnafter3ading@reddit (OP)

Respect....

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shapu@reddit

I have found that if you are willing to use your imagination and a little work you can alter your inner monologue already. I have been listening to Morgan Freeman narrate my life for the better part of 20 years. It is quite lovely.

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DinosaurMuskets@reddit

Winona

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ineedyou2FOCUS@reddit

Phillip Seymour Hoffman

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CorporalCabbage@reddit

Josh Brolin…becuase I’m in love with Josh Brolin.

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AlferdPacker-@reddit

Alan Rickman

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Milkweedhugger@reddit

Rodney Dangerfield

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KTDiabl0@reddit

David Bowie

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Gusgrissomamerica@reddit

Bob Newhart

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Suitable_Matter_9427@reddit

Gilbert Gottfried

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realfolkblues@reddit

Harrison Ford

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veldrinshade@reddit

Tom Hardy - he reads children's books for the BBC and that video of him and his dad telling each other jokes is my nirvana.

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Foothills83@reddit

John Cusack à la High Fidelity.

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AfternoonNo6827@reddit

Where tf is Morgan Freeman? Why is no one mentioning him?

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Naive-Cow-631@reddit

Judi Dench

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WBRDeck@reddit

John Candy

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AdumLarp@reddit

Peter Lorre.

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Ipauper@reddit

Laura Linney

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ScreenTricky4257@reddit

Ricardo Montalban. "I've hurt you...and I wish to go on hurting you."

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yeeaarrgghh@reddit

Andrew dice clay

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EricRShelton@reddit

If I could choose, Morgan Freeman.

If it was assigned to me, it’d be Gilbert Gottfried.

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_6siXty6_@reddit

Daniel Stern

Ala https://youtu.be/2zaFKPjMViQ?si=z5Co2qryM3wFFqVg

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rgolden4@reddit

That's cool! I never knew!!

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Conscious_Citron1746@reddit

Bruce Willis

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RalphMacchio404@reddit

Peter Cullen

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AlmondSprite@reddit

The voice of Daria - Tracy Grandstaff

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IGotMyPopcorn@reddit

Mel Blanc

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alfalfa_spr0uts@reddit

Malcolm Gladwell

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NooStringsAttached@reddit

Matthew Perry (I’m a 46 year old woman).

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CrazyButterfly11@reddit

Mrs. Chanandler Bong it is!

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ButterscotchAware402@reddit

Philip Seymour Hoffman

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Chemical_Butterfly40@reddit

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cmgww@reddit

Brian Cox. “I’m turning around a fucking cargo ship!!!”

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Saggers77@reddit

Christopher Plummer

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red_dev99@reddit

Patrick Stewart. Velvety voice!

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luckycharmsmafia@reddit

Sam Rockwell

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More-read-than-eddit@reddit

I’d say Alec Baldwin because of the Royal Tannenbaums, but he’s such a dick that I have to go with Chris Eigeman speaking with his Whit Stillman cadence.

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Knickholeass@reddit

Will Forte

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GutsAndBlackStufff@reddit

The Ol Dirty Bastard

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Boring_Pace5158@reddit

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Choose Life

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burnafter3ading@reddit (OP)

Who-ah

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burnafter3ading@reddit (OP)

Who-ah

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