As a migraineur, every single perfume should’ve been called Poison and not one damn woman or girl was taught to not spray themselves like they’ve spraying plants for infestation. Only one guy knew to spray into the air and walk through the mist. He wore Polo for men, the original green bottle and its the only synthetic scent that has never blinded me nor caused me to vomit. I’m still fond of it and oddly catch a whiff of it in the air on warm summer days- go figure.

Edit: Philosophy brand perfumes don’t bother me, either- if I’m not mistaken, it’s because there’s no alcohol content. I’ve never looked at a Polo label, I’m wondering if it’s also devoid of alcohol?