Anon posts from the quantum realm
Posted by DerpyMcDerpFaceII@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 13 comments
Posted by DerpyMcDerpFaceII@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 13 comments
ohail@reddit
NEW ZEALAND SPEAKS
LISTEN AND LEARN
_Stealth_Hawk@reddit
What were the replys?
Slide-Maleficent@reddit
People ruining their underwear over someone guessing their own post number as a reply
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit
Its not that hard do to really. Each post across the whole platform is numbered in chronological order.
Slide-Maleficent@reddit
Yeah, 4chan seems like it might be past it's high point now. Most of the boards seem to have less people engaged with them at one time - other than porno drop threads, of course. Back in 2010 or so there were so many people engaged with it at one time there was probably hundreds or thousands of posts per minute. Didn't even really take a legendary post - just something decent - you could just sit there refreshing it and gobs of replies would pop out almost continuously. Hard to keep track of the post count when you can't get page updates as fast at the overall post rate is increasing..
Of course now, you could keep track of the post number with a python script, average the amount per second, add that to what you have and use some interface pass-through so you can solve the capture while the script keeps the number updated. With less people and more repetitive posting, the number would be a lot easier to calculate with low enough latency.
_Stealth_Hawk@reddit
Wish we had a screencap of it.
Slide-Maleficent@reddit
There was one on r greentext that had a few of the best ones. One guy said 'Quick delete this before you destabilize the quantum matrix!!' another one said something about the multiverse. Whole bunch of stupefied reaction images. I'm going from memory though because I think one of the moderators deleted it. Anything that isn't entirely "> be me > be straight > do gay things > 'guys am I gay'" posts gets deleted over there eventually.
People have gotten GETs before - mostly by guessing the last three numbers - but this is the first time I've seen someone do the whole number as a reply.
_Stealth_Hawk@reddit
Why do they delete the good greentexts but leave the gay shit up? Is there a place where it's just mostly good ass screencaps.
Slide-Maleficent@reddit
Maybe they're afraid that reddit admin will get mad at them if there's a pattern of them deleting all the psyops, too? This is reddit, mods are either bots or they live to delete - often both.
They delete stuff for not having enough > greentext, the rest of the time there's seemingly no reason at all besides one of them didn't like it or remembered it seeing too recently.
_Stealth_Hawk@reddit
True, fuck this chud ass site. I'll try out r wholesomegreentext
Slide-Maleficent@reddit
It gets a lot less posts than the other two and it's usually not funny but there are some interesting posts. It makes it easier to find the true classics of 4chan's tiny 'being human' archive when there's less repetitive shitposting - but I've seen anything as fun as tard wrangler there.
avnoui@reddit
People have been doing this shit for like 15 years, it’s really not that impressive. You just use a bot that evaluates the rate at which new posts are made and then takes a guess.
Slide-Maleficent@reddit
It's honestly been wayy longer than 15 years since the birth of the GET.
4chan didn't invent it, they just popularized it - people been been doing some variation of this almost as long as there's been internet. Japanese no-lifers were staying up all night giving themselves repetitive stress injuries shitting all over 2chan trying to get these by pure obsessive chance in the 2000s