Relevant lust provoking image, relevant time optimizing question
Posted by WretchedHumannBeing@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 134 comments
Posted by WretchedHumannBeing@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 134 comments
milkarcane@reddit
What's the name of woman in pic? Asking for a friend
Ankhtual@reddit
Its normal to ask for her name
Interesting-Crab-423@reddit
candeliousfang / candela anton
andhe96@reddit
She does YT videos about evolution, apperantly. Suprisingly wholesome search results, honestly.
coolhooves420@reddit
Wow that's so sweet! Let me go jerk off to her tits now.
Naughty_Aunt_Jemima@reddit
This is why we're doomed.
steauengeglase@reddit
Dear Anon, even foot fetish people were a thing before the internet. Granted it was always weird, but it was always a thing. Also, they liked 'em thicc during the Renaissance period and pederast entered the lexicon in 1638. Animals? Zeus' PUA routine was turning into a bull.
ibejeph@reddit
I too have an adult women big titty fetish.
CheesyTortoise@reddit
Femboys with vaginas and such
Total_Network6312@reddit
boys with vaginas?
Bobbert84@reddit
Femboys with a real vagina you say? Sounds very odd indeed.
Maybe_this_time_fr@reddit
Stupid fucks just like women.
frescodee@reddit
I like to kiss breasts
big-bruh-boi@reddit
You just like spilling your seed all over the place don’t you?
jungleass98@reddit
The sin of Onan
Soul5065@reddit
Bro dropped a fun fact 🥀
coolhooves420@reddit
Very basic fact. Not very fun
ts737@reddit
I have a heterosexual consensual monogamous fetish
ThePuceGuardian@reddit
I bet you turn the lights off, too, you freak.
Dont_Touch_My_Nachos@reddit
You're telling me you're the kind of sick freak who likes to see people naked. That's why you don't turn the lights off
Shadowz54@reddit
Same
outerheavenboss@reddit
Same
ReeeeTardyOswald@reddit
Real and straight
meIRLorMeOnReddit@reddit
Real woman, real tits, real straight
SuperSocialMan@reddit
Same as fuck.
PlusSpot5867@reddit
When you go so far down the depravity spectrum you end up at the top somehow.
Albinofreaken@reddit
Disgusting
Hearasongofuranus@reddit
Many such cases
NVRGP22@reddit
"Adult Women Fetish"...
What?
rocketwrench@reddit
I've brainrotted on the internet for so long I realized that I like adult women with tits. I don't really care about the size of the tits or anything other than the fact that they are attached to an adult woman. Bonus points if the adult woman likes it when I play with her tits. but even just being in a room with a pair of boobs on an adult woman is better than being in a room without a woman
UpbeatRegister@reddit
Same for me, but with ass instead of tits.
Medium_Cranberry4096@reddit
I like both. Sue me
Pirate_Redbeard_@reddit
I love farts with tits, and titfarts as well, so sue me
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit
Im not into Children/bad smell/fat women/trans
What is he talking about?
big-bruh-boi@reddit
U like pussy don’t you?
_hjdk@reddit
Maybe because you’re a redditor larping to be a channer?
UpvoteCircleJerk@reddit
That's no way to talk to a person.
Remember to be a better man.
I_Am_Sharticus_@reddit
He's probably talking about the people who are.
Eudokas@reddit
You missed the joke where he left out animals.
O5NR@reddit
That's white women.
Sage296@reddit
Reminds me of when some person on Twitter accused Jeremy Clarkson of being racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, etc. and Jeremy replied with “I am not sexist”
perfectly_stable@reddit
rando on twitter: "Notch is a racist antisemite millionaire, his input doesn't mean anything"
Notch: "*billionaire"
BBWArchitect@reddit
He's just like me for real.
Superspookyghost@reddit
Same except I’m also sexist
JustChillin3456@reddit
Wait, you’re not ? 🤨
Wemorg@reddit
What about the animals?
Sunny_Beam@reddit
It's okay goat fucker, I noticed the joke.
hh26@reddit
DNA can't contain enough information for fully specifying all of the features that fertile women ought to have and hardcode you into being attracted to all of them. It encodes proteins that most of the time result in functioning human brains, with different parts of the brain being in proximity to other parts that most of the time end up causing you to reproduce.
This person is my mom: a woman. Titties feed me. And those get stored in your brain, and then hopefully at some point as you get older your parents teach you about men and women more generally, and then the parts of your brain where tits and women get stored are close enough to the part of your brain that has sexual arousal that they get connected. And all of these are probabilistic and messy connections and it's not inevitable that everything hooks up perfectly every time. It's throwing darts at a dartboard and hoping it hits fertile women in the center. So the brain takes a shotgun approach. Better to be attracted to five times as many things as necessary rather than one fifth, because if you have or want to have sex with five things and one of them is an adult human female and the other four aren't then at least you have a kid.
Your rational intelligent brain knows what a woman is, but doesn't care. Your instincts are stupid and confused and are like "I dunno, women have feet, might as well fuck those. I saw a hot woman wearing green as a kid, might as well fuck some grass. I saw a sexy rabbit cartoon as a kid, might as well be a furry." and maybe somewhere along the line a real woman might be involved and get pregnant. It doesn't always work but sometimes it does.
zrock44@reddit
Dude is trying to divert attention away from pornography addiction at all costs
Daysleeper1234@reddit
Somebody else wrote it on 4chan I think, problem is that every dude can now find his community, even though they are like small minority where they live, on the internet all those people can come together and create a community. It is actually amazing how when you go out you see completely different world than the impression you get on internet. In reality if someone came to you and said how he's attracted to children, well police wouldn't be quick enough. If you go out you will see that majority of couples are around same age. Difference is I think 2 years, yet here you would think that every woman is being groomed by man. It is actually fucking insane. People are having less sex because there are other things to do, people still get married, people still have children only not in numbers like before because it's not practical, people hang out, talk, have fun, there is no this bullshit women against men, like 95% which I encounter here is not available irl if you understand me. It's whole generation of idiots additionally brainwashed by a fucking screen.
zrock44@reddit
Yeah it's crazy what you see when you just get off the internet lol
urkgurghily@reddit
not reading that but it's the toaster fucker greentext
HustleberryFinn77@reddit
"Porn consumption will desensitize you and cause a perpetual descent into more and more deprived and abnormal fantasies until you will have trouble finding anything legal that manages to stimulate you"
Wtf no
zrock44@reddit
It's addiction that's the problem
marius_titus@reddit
I've been a casual porn consumer since I was 12. I've never searched anything other than blond with big tits. Idk maybe I just never consumed too much.
coolhooves420@reddit
You never get bored of the same flavor of female? That's the good thing about porn. Variety.
marius_titus@reddit
I only watch like once a month. So no not really
Dear_Cress_1458@reddit
because we are atracted to destruction and evil. The same thing behind cuckoldry
stofatto@reddit
Because people are retarded and sometimes I am too
captconan000@reddit
there are many fat women who are adults with big tits
8last@reddit
I would venture to say most of the big tittied women tend to be rather sturdy gals. Not that I mind.
Dark_Matter_Guy@reddit
The jackpot is when you find one with big tits and thin body plus big thigs.
coolhooves420@reddit
Yeah how rare are those ones, 1 in a 10 million?
Naughty_Aunt_Jemima@reddit
It's rather unfortunate when they have none of those features.
SuperSocialMan@reddit
real.
BOUKEN-BEN@reddit
Boobs have a critical mass threshold where beyond a certain volume they lose their aesthetic shape and just become giant floppy cylinders, usually with pepperoni nipples as insult to injury
Dark_Matter_Guy@reddit
Of course it's not just the size but the shape as well, it's a well studied science.
ravens52@reddit
Sturdy is one way to describe them. Are you fucking standing on them or knocking on them to test for durability? What the fuck does that even mean?
Sounds like you’re an engineer testing structural integrity of a bridge or chair lol
Just_Capital3640@reddit
I need a sturdy gal to handle my thrusting power
FlukemanFrancis@reddit
He could be an Architect
cecilforester@reddit
That's a man of exquisite taste.
FlukemanFrancis@reddit
Honestly nothin but respect for Brosnan.
Tied down a hot model, she had his kids, he revels in the changes he put her body through. That’s how it’s supposed to be.
8last@reddit
If all goes well they'll let you climb on. A strong chassis never hurts.
WeirdSmellingClown@reddit
Pretty sure anon meant normal women with big tits
porn_flakes@reddit
Having big tits because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff.
GooseMcGooseFace@reddit
Fat chicks with big tits is like an F-350 having a towing hitch. Sure, it’s a selling point for most vehicles, but it doesn’t mean diddly dick shit on an F-350. In fact, if it didn’t have a tow hitch, you’d be really fucking confused.
JasonBobsleigh@reddit
Big tits don’t count on a fatso
Adept-Platypus6676@reddit
Anon shock when discovered other people have different ideas and standard of beauty than him
Diet-Racist@reddit
This mf trying to pass off bestiality and pedophilia as beauty standards
outfoxingthefoxes@reddit
ngl, I love to smell terrible.
TheThalmorEmbassy@reddit
Fat women have big tits
lord_dude@reddit
Im into femboys with vaginas
ToaKraka@reddit
What about cuntboys with breasts?
lord_dude@reddit
Nah thats fucked up
igerardcom@reddit
A gentleman AND a scholar.
MonotonyDauntSonder@reddit
There is a porn subreddit for that. Don’t think I can link it here though. Some of the dudes there are super hot.
Petes-meats@reddit
ngmi
One-Weight-4034@reddit
I know what you are
ravens52@reddit
So butch lesbians?
YorkPorkWasTaken@reddit
"Hi anon, this is Keira Knightley, can we bang?"
"No. Too small. Stop calling."
WretchedHumannBeing@reddit (OP)
FormerPresidentBiden@reddit
Everyday I wake up
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There is another psyop
WretchedHumannBeing@reddit (OP)
Being into tits is a psyop?
Paranoidd_@reddit
im no different from anon but i wonder what normal means to him
WretchedHumannBeing@reddit (OP)
Normal is a synonym of avarage. The avarage preference of an adult man in the west is an adult women with big tits
nissan240sx@reddit
OP also likes Ben Shapiro’s sister.
Cultural_Pangolin149@reddit
Imagine being attracted to boring 3D females while 2D ones exist
Snoot_Boot@reddit
I don't know man, Blender changed the game
StirFry__InaWok@reddit
Nah that 3d stuff is dogshit, 2d is the only way.
simp4malvina@reddit
this guy unironically watches hentai. like from japan. what an unc
Snoot_Boot@reddit
In my professional opinion, you're wrong
SlaveKnightSoman@reddit
She is actually a 1000 year old dragon bro.
JustChillin3456@reddit
It’s called a taboo for a reason
Being wrong / naughty / bad turns people on
Snoot_Boot@reddit
That has nothing to do with what he said. You really think pedophiles want to fuck kids because it's "naughty?"
GR-717@reddit
Yes and they are also hardwired that way due to their upbringing
Snoot_Boot@reddit
You make it sound like if the legal age was abolished tommorow they'd all stop trying to fuck kids
GR-717@reddit
I think it has less to do with legality and more to do with the innocence and purity of children
StirFry__InaWok@reddit
At least part of the reason is the defiling of what's right. Like most other such fetishes they do derrive some enjoyment from doing something so heinous.
JustChillin3456@reddit
Why else would they ?
CatWiems@reddit
True! And most are fine. Except animals and children. That is NOT fine. Not fine at all. Nope. Not at all
GR-717@reddit
Damn Anon is so smart. How come these dumbass scientists haven't thought of that yet smh.
meechmeechmeecho@reddit
Smelly women with big tits are peak, wym?
Awesomenes931@reddit
I understand full well how much of a downward spiral degeneracy can be thanks to more than a decade of crippling hentai addiction but even then nothing gets me going quite like a conventionally attractive woman with large breasts,
so my only explanation for guys who can't get it up for anything other than kids or whatever is that they're brainfucked from birth
marius_titus@reddit
I've genuinely wondered this. Big titted women are peak.
wordjedi@reddit
I'm a sick freak who likes adult women with small perky tits and rear ends that are not huge
CrusaderDogeAnon@reddit
For me it's the average adult female human. I wish they were real.
girlgamerpoi@reddit
I prefer marie rose.
mayhap11@reddit
It's all cope. Our entire society is centred around excusing people's bad behaviour and blaming someone/something else for it. I have been looking at internet porn since dial-up days and my tastes haven't changed at all and I haven't ever had any interest in weird fetish stuff.
OnlyInterpretations@reddit
many weak minded individuals
CorianderIsBad@reddit
Adult woman fetish
TomatoSpecialist6879@reddit
They were already into those things before the internet, deep web p2p pedo sites like hardcandy(raided by FBI in 2007) are older than 4chan
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Jawn_Wilkes_Booth@reddit
As a fellow person who has an adult woman fetish, it can be difficult to type in the search bar one handed, because the front pages are always filled with all these other things. It’s like a timed challenge.
Dankie002@reddit
anon is normal just like me
december151791@reddit
Fat adult women have the biggest tits.
ZZTMF@reddit
🤐👌
Limp_Custard6943@reddit
Anyone know who that girl is?
kuba5028@reddit
i wonder if the reply was being degenerate or seriously answering. anon really is questioning while having a fetish for women having large bags on their torso, evolution's just weird like that
baudmiksen@reddit
thinkin he's another unique snowflake
Davidoff1983@reddit
He's a fucking Shotacon guaranteed 😂
maestrodelafruta@reddit
nyouhas@reddit
Anon is in the water puddle while everyone else laughing at him is in the pee pool