Do you think Viltrumite Men from Invincible look like Turkish Men?
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(First one is just Young Omni-Man)
moltisanti361@reddit
t0ndrra@reddit
✔Genocides diverse people
South-Fudge-1550@reddit
i like europeans keep saying ts like they havent done at LEAST 100folds worst individually😭
Big_Boss1985@reddit
“Europeans” as in Romanians? Latvians? Slovenians? When have they done worse? Absolute braindead take lol
Europe doesn’t boil down to the western colonial powers
South-Fudge-1550@reddit
had to go yo latvia, scraping bottom of the barrel are we? there is almost nk european empire, and an actual empire that was cleaner than ottomans, did your country side with germans in the 2nd world war?
Big_Boss1985@reddit
It’s true that Romania sided with the nazis in WW2 but really there’s no points of comparison in atrocities. They’re all bad and all should be frowned upon, but they were done on a lower intensity in Romania compared to other states. But I understand what you mean
South-Fudge-1550@reddit
im glad you understand, and youre right, its pointless to compare unfortunatwly sometimes you need to get petty when people get entitled
scanfash@reddit
But you are choosing to ignore your own atrocities and highlight others on a post focused on Ottomans, calling out that a western power did something doesn’t alleviate what Ottomans/Turks did
Ornery-Garlic-8218@reddit
Vice versa, pointing what ottomans did under every turkish related post is pretty much ignoring how europeans replaced natives of 3 fucking continents, colonized nearly whole world and scientifically tried to justify various genocides at the size of whole ottoman empire.
Ok_Badger9122@reddit
The difference is that everyone in america except for the maga far right admits the evil genocidal massacres the white Anglo americans did to the natives they dont try and deny it or justify it like the turkish government and citizens do.You guys are using the same tactics that the american far right does with slavery they love to point out ottoman or Islamic slavery as a deflection tactic and that is exactly what you are doing right now.
Ornery-Garlic-8218@reddit
I did not even touched america on the matter bud. American can stop supporting ongoing genocide and terrorization of the area by apartheid european colony on middle east or else they are ready to fight until last american, if you guys even have an ounce of what you are talking about.
South-Fudge-1550@reddit
thanks you saved me from typing that
moltisanti361@reddit
no offense bro but the countries you mentioned (and your own) didnt even have the power to commit genocide speaking for romania you can look into the balkan wars and what was done to the turks in rumelia
magnus_the_coles@reddit
And to Romanians themselves, Dracula killed a lot more Balkan Christians than turks
Big_Boss1985@reddit
Absolutely no offense taken, that was exactly my point :)) we were far too fucked up and weak to even think of committing atrocities
Snoo_67544@reddit
Hey bud, people are allowed to point out someone's else shitty act. Turkey doesnt get a pass for the Armenia adventures just because someone else did something else.
South-Fudge-1550@reddit
they shouldve obviously let armenian gangs raid turkish villages and openly support russia in caucasus, with guns, youre right. i was point out the hypocrisy a steretypical european got
Snoo_67544@reddit
Right because every trouble group means they deserve a genocide
South-Fudge-1550@reddit
"trouble group" go do research about what the "poor armenian genocided bobos" were up to in ottoman villages, villages were literally frontlines inside ottoman borders, they were ordered to move and armenians called it genocide
Snoo_67544@reddit
Hey sorry what happened during these moves? Go into more detail bud, cause that's starting to sound real trail of tears like.
South-Fudge-1550@reddit
go look up what armenians were up
Snoo_67544@reddit
So the answer is it fine to genocide a entire people?
South-Fudge-1550@reddit
so, i will stop replying before youll stuck to the "but muh!!! 1772 gazzilion poor armenian babies died!!!!1!1!😔😔" not that i wouldnt get as annying as you but even replying to you feels like mental retardation
Snoo_67544@reddit
Annoying*. If your gonna deny the cleary and well documented event, atleast learn how to spell.
Never change turkey, never change.
South-Fudge-1550@reddit
bro corrected a typo 😭😭
Snoo_67544@reddit
Bro denied a known fact of turkish history and then defended the atrocities 🥀
South-Fudge-1550@reddit
armenian historians avoid turkish ones from a debate over armenian genocide bro "a known fact" and its jsut everyone just accepting there is a genocide because tv says so
Snoo_67544@reddit
TV, a bunch of countries, records, the mass Graves, archeological evidence.
Also most of your sentence makes zero.
Also also just*
South-Fudge-1550@reddit
a bnuch fo cuontries, all political enemies of turkiye. reodrds- it si DEDINETELY stated to be forced migration mssa grvaes- general harbors report, also there people died in the mass migration.
so yeah also you skipped the part that armnian histirians literally aviod talking about the tppic when there is turkish historian is theer, turkiye had made calls to settle this, and armeninn can NOT reply man, get compatible, also correct my typos, i left them for you<3
Snoo_67544@reddit
What does Venezuela stand to gain?
South-Fudge-1550@reddit
that has no point and youre aware
Snoo_67544@reddit
So said the only states that acklowedge it do so as to gain something or is a enemy of turkey.
So what does Venezuela stand to gain?
GlukGlukGluk123@reddit
moltisanti361@reddit
1821-1912 total 5m turks killed by orthodoxs in rumelia and you talking about genocide?
DontHitDaddy@reddit
But Janissaries were not Turks?
JereBey@reddit
being turk doesn't work like that
DontHitDaddy@reddit
What?
JereBey@reddit
u read what i type. it just doesn't. it is actually like being "AMERICAN" but before it was cool.
Cute-Sheepherder-802@reddit
weren't they taken from like Christian families in Baltic countries or am I tweaking?
DontHitDaddy@reddit
Yes. They were taken from none Turks. The requirements for the Janasaries, when founded, all the way to the start of the decadence were not to be Turks, and not to be Muslims. This is what kept the system work so well. They were not part of the country, or religion, and could not have kids.
But it’s quite funny how the Turkish people think the Janissaries were elite Turkish soldiers. 🥲
Alone-Excitement8864@reddit
well, after the war with the Timur the ottoman dynasty oppressed the other Turks, because they knew what we are capable of, the ottoman itself is the example.
DontHitDaddy@reddit
And ?
Alone-Excitement8864@reddit
what do you mean.
Cute-Sheepherder-802@reddit
yeah the devshmire tax was cruel, kidnapping kids from their families to make them soldiers is just messed up in so many different ways
moltisanti361@reddit
The devshirme system was a very solid system because it essentially integrated foreign populations into society rather than putting them through various hardships otherwise those people would have suffered much more to achieve integration
bulbulator050@reddit
Integration? U mean brainwashing? I can be mistake but as remember janissaries ( kids) have very restricted "education" and training. They don't go there from free will ( maybe some becouse of not terrible situation).
moltisanti361@reddit
no thats true but im talking about if they hadnt taken those kids there will be bigger problem when they grow up probably rebellion and thats more bad than devshirme because it means many civillians would die
DontHitDaddy@reddit
I think it’s quite ironic how little the modern Turkish people know about Janisary, the devsherme system and why it failed.
bulbulator050@reddit
True, but there wasn't 1 or 2 janissar uprising anyway?
DontHitDaddy@reddit
They could not have kids and reproduce. The lineage ended with them. Solid integration
moltisanti361@reddit
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Archaeopteryx111@reddit
Yes, thankfully the devsirme tax didn’t apply to Romania.
DontHitDaddy@reddit
It’s fine, it’s the past. Honestly the system was very well done, until the institutional development within the empire became a hindrance. I think the devshirme was a very interesting historical system. Everyone did stuff in history
moltisanti361@reddit
we are talking about world empire.ottoman empire was not a nation state so its impossible for everyone have been turkish however everyone including janissaries fully integrated in Turk-Muslim identity
DontHitDaddy@reddit
This is very true! This is when the Janisary decadence happened, and the Janisary could have kids. They were not the original janissaries anymore.
There decadence lead to the corruption and decline of the Ottoman Empire.
But the original Janissaries were not Turks, by blood or culture.
AdRevolutionary8413@reddit
Balkans, not Baltic
Realmart1@reddit
Baltic?👀 y'all stole us too?
BloodStarvedLeopard@reddit
If you squint, we're really not that different from one another.
Riga? Dubrovnik. Lithuania? Albania. Russia/Holy Roman Empire/Scandinavian Kingdoms? Rome/Ottoman Empire/Austria. Hotel? Albanian mafia.
Mosan07@reddit
Viltrumites have those purple aliens that fights for them ( the ones in the viltrumite prisons. I think we could call them janissaries
Zealousideal_Cry_460@reddit
The first iteration of them was. They originate from anatolian Turkish military traditions and only got a new name.
"Janissaries" literally translates to "new soldier" in Turkish ("Yeniçeriğ", "yeni" = new, "Çeriğ" = soldier)
ae582@reddit
At first yes but after a point Turkish people became jannisaries too. T
Aklimaisimgelmiyor@reddit
Thragg did half-thraxan half-viltrumite children from Thraxans to set up an army in comics so close enough.
xevoprime@reddit
So? Still server under Turkish authority.
FigMurky5760@reddit
Commited genocide ✅
One_Prune8528@reddit
Do not forget war crimes
ExcellentDirt7859@reddit
Don't forein wifes
blumonste@reddit
Moustache≠Turks
Is this guy Turkish because he is moustachioed?
Lary_WebDev@reddit
However this guy doesn't look like a viltrumite. Turks do.
Lorumba@reddit
Yes
Nail_resurrection@reddit
Polish is turk
StatusBuilding5883@reddit
Ottoman slap is the old version of viltrum slash
thanasis87kav@reddit
I'm pretty sure their Dna test comes 100% Viltrumite...
CaptainJaxSparrow@reddit
It's funny because Ottoman Turks ruled the entire Greece and Greek population for 600+ years. Even the Greek Orthodox Church was established again by the Mehmed II the Conqueror of Constanstinople.
I'm sure every Greek has significant Turkish dna after that period.
LargeAppearance471@reddit
Thrugg i think🤨🤔
ChonHTailor@reddit
You seem lost. r/balkans_irl is the second door to the left.
Upbeat-Lettuce7296@reddit
No, because viltrumites admit to their genocide lol
Vanpet1993@reddit
And strong women are nor allowed in Turkey, while viltumites have few 😂
Ok-Musician-8217@reddit
you dont know anything about türkiye. we have countless war heroines so stfu
Wild_Island_8589@reddit
Now, "THAT" is a lie if I ever seen one
Dependent_Guard903@reddit
Bro chill
FunLocation3218@reddit
like Israel and all of europe
Draupnirhater@reddit
Muhahahahahaha some turks also do but they also like next time we should finish it so the ones that denys are the good ones.
Slyvstra@reddit
Are all men with mustaches Turkish?
Glum-Eggplant-7607@reddit
The real turkish viltrumite!
Malun19@reddit
Not really to light skinned
TwinHeadedGiraffe69@reddit
Namnamnamnamnamnammm@reddit
I've been calling Nolan kadir inanır since the beginning, it's probably mostly because of the moustache
atakanberkbrant@reddit
Probably the most famous Turkish actor btw
ShihanSansei@reddit
ali_thehex@reddit
Bro he looks like thragg🥀
UnholyAuraOP@reddit
Barely any Unopans were killed during the conquest, but also they totally deserved it.
Dismal-Spare-4145@reddit
Conquest was inspired from my grandpa
Sad_Performance_3265@reddit
Kregg looks like a french gangster idk how is that possible but🤷♂️
hgwxx7_foxtrotdelta@reddit
No it's not. It's just the Dad Stache. Also known as Porn Stache or 70s Stache
Natopor@reddit
Thats just the Ottoman Empire. We got bulgarians, romanians greeks and turks together.
Delgree-23@reddit
Now it’s suddenly “we”?
Natopor@reddit
Blud you literally took our kids and put them in your army
Delgree-23@reddit
Now you’re being honest. There’s never been a “we”.
Also, my family isn’t from the Ottoman dynasty. Get your ass out of your head please. I come from peasant subjects, as we all do.
Natopor@reddit
Yo, what anger? I'm simply talking about history on a post about a TV show? You're making to many asumtions out of nothing.
Chil.
Delgree-23@reddit
I’m projecting on so many comments made by others from users with your country flair. It’s not fair to you, I apologize.
Essential_ingredient@reddit
You must be delusional. Look at the mirror again and get real.
Wild_Island_8589@reddit
Yeah, I look like that indeed
Essential_ingredient@reddit
Sure you do.
Cool-Cress-1379@reddit
I looked in the mirror and yes I look like Lucan. A real KARABOĞA
ManOfKimchi@reddit
kokopete@reddit
Genocide wise
Environmental-Pea-97@reddit
We had 400 years to do that to your people and you think we couldn't or something? Wake the fuck up and start questioning the history you were taught in school.
kokopete@reddit
What do you mean? You have done at least 3 genocides. Armenians, Greeks of Pontos and Assyrians. You wanted more?
Lorumba@reddit
I will push the blame for ottomans because they also did these things to turkish people too.
But I acknowledge it I am sorry for what ottomans did but we are not the continuity of it and we were the ones who nailed their coffin.
There is this smyrna issue that has been being pushed to us but I shouldnt change the subject.
I am sorry for what happened to greek people in both balkans and anatolia. Following the lead of Ataturk, I wish for nothing but friendship and peace between our countries.
I know this is a bit serious regarding the post but wanted to say this.
Environmental-Pea-97@reddit
Siktir git intihar et eğer köklerinden bu kadar nefret ediyorsan...
Lorumba@reddit
İnsanların acısını anlayıp özür dilemek ne zamandan beri köklerinden nefret etmek oldu?
Eğer köklerim böyle şeyler yapmışsa köklerimin amına koyayım.
Aynısını bize yaptılar sen şimdi gidip onlara haklıydınız abi bu işi biz başlattık hakettik felan mı diyorsun?
Environmental-Pea-97@reddit
Özür dilenecek ne yaptık biz? Rus ordusuyla işbirliği yapıp OE müdahale etmek icin cepheden asker cekmek zorunda kalsin diye köyleri basıp kadınların karınlarından çocuklarını kesip çıkaran canavarlari ve onlari aralarında saklayan "sivil" canavarlari tehcir ettiğimiz icin mi özür dileyecekmişiz? İsyan edip yillarca komşuluk yaptigi Turkleri kesmeye baslayan İzmir Rumlarini denize döktüğümüz icin mi özür dileyecekmisiz? Kaçarken de bütün şehri ateşe verdi kahpeler. OE Yunanistan anakarası üzerindeki hakimiyetini kaybettikten sonra orada mahzur kalan doğdukları günden beri komşuluk ettikleri Türkleri paramparça eden kahpelerin katliaminin hesabini dollerinden neden sormuyoruz biz? Bu ortamda onlardan özür dileyenlerin de onlardan hicbir farkı yoktur.
Lorumba@reddit
E savaşı biz kaybetseydik bu cümlenin aynısını bize deseler ne yapıcaktın?
Kardeşim ben senin gibi gençken bütün hayatımı bu meselenin gerçek olmadığını kanıtlamaya uğraştım ama olmuyor gerçek.
Şimdi gerçek olduğunu kabul ettin sende ve hak ettiler diyorsun, sana şöyle söyliyeyim, bu ermeni çetelerinin bu davranışları sergilemeleri bütün ermenileri çete yapmaz. Onlar senin kadınını çocuğunu #ldürünce bu sana onları #ldürme hakkı doğurmaz. Sırf çeteleri kontrol edemedin diye yüzbinlerce kadın çocuk ayırt etmeden aylarca yürütüp aç susuz bırakıp sonrada abi hakettiler diyemezsin.
Ermeni çetelerinden ne farkın kalmış derler.
Hak sorabilmek için adaletli olman gerekir daha osmanlının yaptığı piçlikleri kabul bile etmiyorsun adamlarda kısasa kısas yapıyor bizim çektiğimiz acıları kabul etmiyor, öfkelisin değil mi kabul etmedikleri için? Bizden özür dilemedikleri için? Onlarda bizim gibi hissediyor ve bu durumu düzeltmek için güçlü olan taraf olarak ilk adımı atmalıyız.
Kimse ne toprak ne devleti parçalamak istiyor olayların üstünden seneler geçti ve osmanlıyıda biz bitirdik zaten kimse gelipte bizden bişi isteyemez. İsterlerse yunanistanın yaptığı gibi 200 metre tarla (dedeağaç) verirsin susarlar.
Environmental-Pea-97@reddit
Bütün olayin ana fikri çeteleri kontrol etmek icin cepheden asker çekmek zorunda kalmamız zaten. Doğu cephesinde durum cok daha farklı olacak, belki savaşın seyri değişecekti o kopekler kopekler gibi kadınlardı çocukları parçalamasaydı. Öldürmemek icin tehcir ettik. Kurunun yaninda tabii ki yas da yandı ama elimizdeki tek seçenek buydu. Eğer bir hesap soracaklarsa buna tehcir edilmeleriyle sonuçlanan katliamları yapan atalarından başlayacaklar. Ne yapsaydık "tamam o zaman gelin bizi kesin" mi deseydik? Ruslar bunlara bağımsızlık vadetti onlar da düşmanla işbirliği yaptı. Düşmanla işbirliği yapan sivil olmaktan çıkar. Düşmanla işbirliği yapanı koruyan da sivil olmaktan çıkar.
Ben tehciri hicbir zaman inkar etmedim bu arada. Yol botunca gördükleri bütün Turk köylerinde ayni katliamları yapmadilar mi bunlar? Soykırım yapmis olsaydık o köylerdeki masumların canları kurtulmayacak miydi? Biz ama soykırım yapmadık. Tehciri soykırım sınıfına aldılar diye kimse beni yapmadığım.bir soykırımla itham edemez. Tekrar soyluyorum, Ermeniler içerisinde olup katliamlara katılarak veya katliamlara katılanları koruyarak ellerini kana bulamamış olanlardan yolda ölmüş olanların hesabini onlari o yola koyan degil o katliamı yapanlar verir. Benim köylerimi basacaklar Kadınlarımı çocuklarımı kesecekler ben onlarda özür dileyeceğim ha yapmadığım soykırım icin? Keşke yapsalarmış demekten kendimi alamıyorum.boyle durumlarda. Nasıl olsa iki turlu de soykırım yapmakla itham ediliyorum, hic değilse tehcir sırasında yolda katlettikleri yuzbinler kurtulurmuş.
Ben hicbir Ermeni'den veya Yunan'dan benden özür dilemesini beklemiyorum. Özürle hallolabilecek bir sikinti degil bu, zerre kadar kıymeti yok, bugün ellerine fırsat geçse bugun hepimizi kıtır kıtır keserler, o kopeklerin dölleri onlar; ama sen gibi onlardan işlemediğimiz bir suc icin özür dileyen tiplerin benle ayni pasaportu taşıyor olmasi ne yalan söyleyeyim kanıma dokunuyor. Bak İsraille savaş kapıda. Eğer olur da doğuda bazı topluluklar onlarla işbirliği yapar ve düşman askerine dönüşürse onlara etmek zorunda kalacağımız müdahale de soykırım olarak adlandırılacak. Onlardan da özür dilersin ama sen öyle bir sey olursa, sorun yok.
Lorumba@reddit
1 çeteleri kontrol etmek için bütün kilikyayı yemek su olmadan mola vermeden yürütüp ölüm marşı yapmak, s0ykırımdır.
2 çete üyelerini cezalandırsan suçlu olanlar ceza alırdı masumlar yerine. Bahsettiğin çetedeki adamlar dağlardaydı zaten çokta bir şey değişmedi hatta sonrasında o dağdaki çeteler taşnak ve hınçak ile bizim başımıza bela oldu. Hiçbir işe yaramadı yani.
3 osmanlıda bize karşı düşmanla bir oldu enverde ruslara çalıştı peki sen bunlara niye aynı muameleyi göstermiyorsun?
4 savaşın üzerinden asırlar geçti zamanı geldi biz muhtaç olduk yardım gönderdiler zamanı geldi biz yardım gönderdik hala üstü kapanmış bir savaşın düşmanlığını yapacaksan müslümanların yüzbinlerce türkü k@tlettiği onlarca savaş var bence allaha karşıda bu derece kinli olman gerek. Aksi taktirde sikinden beyni akan bi eleman gibi kale alıcam.
5 Eğer güzel komşuluk ilişkilerin olursa güzel müttefiklerin olur senin bu tavırların yüzünden düşman olanlar düşman, gittim gördüm yunanlarlada çokta aynı sofrada yemek yemişliğim oldu türk olduğumu bilmelerine rağmen hiçbir şeyde kusur etmediler sanki türkiyede gibiydim ve inanıyorumki sende görüp gezersen anlıyacaksın. Mesela var olduğunu savunduğun pasaportunu bunun için kullanabilirsin.
Daha küçük ve bilgisiz olabilirsin kardeş cahilliğine vuruyorum ama ben senin gibi "aynı pasaporta sahip olduğumdan tiksiniyorum felan demicem" çünkü malum cahilsin.
6 sen özür kelimesine değer vermiyorsan niye özür dilemiyosun mesela? Senin için bi anlam ifade etmiyo zaten? Senin için bi değer ifade etmemesi diğer insanlar için etmeyeceği anlamına gelmez.
Muhtemelen ilişkiye felanda girmesin yoksa özür dilemenin öneminide anlardın.
Environmental-Pea-97@reddit
1- koylerden lojistik destek almadan daglarda yasamak mumkun degildir.
2- Fadime'ye sormuslar "guzellik mi aptallik mi" diye, aptallik demis "cunku guzellik gecicidir"...
3- Birinci Meclis ve ikinci Meclis arasindaki farklari say derler adama oyle seyler soylersen. Bu arada Enver'i gunahim kadar sevmem, Sarikamis'ta bitler yuzunden donarak bile degil ciglik ata ata olen o kadar vatan evladinin kani Enver'in ellerindedir. Osmanli'ya karsi herhangi bir borcum da yok, hatta Osmanli'yi pek cok noktada cok sert elestiririm ben. Ekim devrimi oncesi ve sonrasi "Rusya" birbirinden farkli iki devlet ama. Tabii Enver'in cani cehenneme o ayri konu.
4- Derdinin dinle oldugu en basindan beri belli zaten. Bu mevzuda sen din dusmani oldugun icin, ben de Musluman oldugum icin dogrudan tarafim.
5- Muhtemelen ilk isin Islam dininden ne kadar nefret ettigini soylemek olmustur, sana teveccuh gostermeleri son derece normal.
Bayiliyorum ama kendisi gibi dusunmeyen insanlara cahil diyenlere. Karsi tarafin cehlini tribunlere kabul ettirebilirseniz tartismanin galibi olacaginiza inaniyorsunuz. Cok kesif bir caresizlik bu. Yasim da (maalesef) kucuk degil, kucuk olsaydi da durum degismezdi zira genclik ve cehil arasinda dogrudan iliski kurmak kadar aymaz pek az davranis var.
Ozur benim icin cok onemli bir kavram. Tam olarak bu yuzden ozurle telafi edilemeyecek konularda bir "formalite enstrumanina" donusturulmesine kesin olarak karsiyim. Benim vatandaslarimin o Ermeni ve Yunan canavarlardan cektiklerini telafi edebilecek hicbir ozur yok. Konuyu bu seviyede tartistiktan sonra hala o kitlesel canavarliklarin ozrunun dilenebilecegini dusunen birinin niyetini sorgularim. Ayrica ozure yer de yok zira nemo punitur pro alieno delicto.
Hayatim boyunca hatali oldugum her konuda ozur diledim ama kucuk ya da buyuk hatali olmadigim herhangi bir konuda bedeli ne olacak olursa olsun ozur dilemedim. Hak, dogru, gercek falan onemli seyler. Iki insan arasindaki iliski ancak birinin digerinden hakli oldugu konularda ozur dilemesiyle ayakta tutulabiliyorsa ayakta durmamalidir. Araya cocuk girince durum degisiyor denebilir, ama iste o senaryodaki sikinti o iliskinin araya cocuk girebilecek kadar uzun sure haksiz ozurlerle ayakta tutulmus olmasi. Var mi baska ad hominem? Hepsini yolla...
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Lorumba@reddit
Mutluyum abi bide niye öyle bişi yapim ki? Atalarım osmanlının aksine türktü bide yani köklerimden nefret etmiyorum.
Environmental-Pea-97@reddit
Gözler hafif çekik falan yani?
Environmental-Pea-97@reddit
TL;DR: 400 years is just too long for us to try and exterminate your people and fail.
How many centuries we had to do actually perform these "genocides" in a period where we could actually massacre millions of people and no one could even lift a finger? Are we that incompetent? How is it that there are Armenians, Ponos Greeks and Assuryrians today if we tried to exterminate them? How could the OE was, well, OE if it were this incompetent?
I know it is a favourite passtime among former Ottoman subjects to talk shit about the OE but you do need to ground yourself in reality and we have this thing called the common sense in reality. The funniest part if all this is that if we had actually done it we would have not have taken this much shit about it. Trust me when I tell you that the institutions that perpetrate this kind of bullshitery give zero fucks about your ancestors whom they allege were exterminated by mine, it is just politics for them and better the genocides we haven't done talked about than the ones they actually have, there's also that.
Zixes_@reddit
frandus@reddit
Number 7 literally this guy
DingleSayer@reddit
our famous drunk pederast exconvict nationalist. wait, this doesn't narrow it down at all..
VicDor0@reddit
Darksideslide@reddit
OVER THE LINE!
VicDor0@reddit
Conquest this is not Earth, this is Viltrum, there are rules!
CptRayHolt@reddit
Yeah that’s… unfortunately way too vague to narrow anything down 😭
Nocturne3755@reddit
"Senin gibi devrimcinin taa anasını sikeyim!"
Nathmikt@reddit
Bro you just described half of Turkey.
jodii_06@reddit
"greek will destroy turkey" ahh face
Playful-Spirit-3404@reddit
They do indeed.
VasiliusBasilius@reddit
VasiliusBasilius@reddit
More like Soviet)
Lux_Tenebris_@reddit
I basically look like Omni-man. Heard it like 15 times
Savings_Dragonfly806@reddit (OP)
The young one or the old one?
Lux_Tenebris_@reddit
Old one. Have a viltrumstache
NoRelease5392@reddit
I cant unsee it now
BulutAndFriends@reddit
Yes.
Practical_Note_3960@reddit
Bu resmi nereden buldunuz?
BulutAndFriends@reddit
Başka bi subreddit de buldum, Balkans_irl da
Practical_Note_3960@reddit
Anladım. Oldukça güzel görünüyor bu arada.
BulutAndFriends@reddit
Ama maalesef.. Yapay zeka😔
Practical_Note_3960@reddit
Yorumlarda gördüğüm kadarıyla öyleymiş ama başlangıçta bu resimi gerçek sandım. 😅
Capybarasaregreat@reddit
Where are the deranged expressions, where is Turkish Conquest?
Lorumba@reddit
It is an ai slop to farm upvotes what did you expect? Artistry?
Nocturne3755@reddit
update me when its finished
Rabbabatz@reddit
This time the skull is not from the ruler tho.
Motherbich@reddit
Now I can’t unsee it
ComedianBeautiful945@reddit
Especially the last one:
K
TheSamuil@reddit
A
legendairy-458@reddit
R
Lenny1507@reddit
A
Wild_Island_8589@reddit
B
Xela8Xe@reddit
O
americankenjaku@reddit
Ğ
activex7etki@reddit
A
Practical_Note_3960@reddit
C
Ok-Safe808@reddit
Esenlikler diler
xmrtshnx@reddit
A
No-Oil-7380@reddit
A
ilhanguvenerol@reddit
Ğ
matthewvr8@reddit
No, br
No_Feature_1184@reddit
No. They look manly.
vzakharov@reddit
Evet
Adept-One-4632@reddit
Of course.
And the Traitor looks like a greek
Aklimaisimgelmiyor@reddit
Thaedus looks like Socrates
Adept-One-4632@reddit
That's what i also thought
Alternative_Grab4155@reddit
Not arab looking so no
AcanthocephalaSea410@reddit
Yes, that's right. If you asked the team that made Half-Life at Valve, they'd say the game takes place in the Balkans and the combine race is the Ottomans. If you asked Tolkien if the orcs were Turkish, he'd say yes, and even the Dark Elven language was inspired by Turkish. In the Western mind, the number of villains is very limited.
Dextertag@reddit
v_for_vegetta@reddit
more like turkish women, although less hairy
flying_bed@reddit
There is a resemblans yes
Lorumba@reddit
Call the resemblans. But not for me.
flying_bed@reddit
Damn.. Resemblance*
Nice meme though
Gol_D_Vissa@reddit
Well the commit a lot of genocide so they have similarities
MothEnthusiast88@reddit
It’s definitely the moustache lol
According_Tax8778@reddit
Lucan is Karaboga
Apprehensive-Gas-972@reddit
Isn’t it kinda offensive to say that?
ilhanguvenerol@reddit
No. Karaboğa is a joke made by Turks to mock "you're not european" narrative. Not vice versa. It does not hold any offensive meaning, or created from an offensive reference. With that said:
K
Bartinli_1453@reddit
A
Own-Session6464@reddit
R
Chemical-Discount779@reddit
A
gokku5885@reddit
B
morgoththevala@reddit
O
Nixould@reddit
Ğ
Ok-Safe808@reddit
A
IamMugo@reddit
M
UNIntelligent-Issue2@reddit
A
Apprehensive-Gas-972@reddit
Thanks for clarifying! I was unsure.
Learned a decent amount of Turkish while living in Istanbul but was never sure about this word. Thanks for informing me.
magnus_the_coles@reddit
To who exactly?
South-Fudge-1550@reddit
why? everyone knows greeks are black i mean its not condescending or anything.. well, maybe offensive for lucas
South-Fudge-1550@reddit
he is of greek descend, so called helleno-turkish
According_Tax8778@reddit
That's where the black genes are coming from.
orestaras@reddit
Nah Viltrumites would never steal kids from people they think inferior to make them Janissaries
PerformanceGuilty908@reddit
i would say yeah but most turks aren’t buff
kurdanlivoyvoda@reddit
Yes
Radiant_Shop_7065@reddit
Look at thrags and omni mans suits colors
OnlyRealSolution@reddit
Absolutely, they even wear the national football teams uniform.
Efficient_Resource15@reddit
Absolutely, they even speak turkish.
The show just has an english dub so the rest of us can observe the great galactical empire of Ankara
emo_boy_fucker@reddit
Katent1@reddit
Hey, is that TSP? xP
_Guven_@reddit
Vilayet-i Rum they call it
trisul-108@reddit
Cute!
Chance-Caterpillar38@reddit
Yes but why? Don't know if the creators wanted to make them look like Turks but there's clearly a deliberate design desicion. I wonder what were they after actually.
babybabayyy@reddit
I think this is the post that really solidifies the idea that I need to mute this sub.
Delgree-23@reddit
AquaLaudatory@reddit
Yes they do look like greek men
CopenHagenCityBruh@reddit
Proof that the Turks are evil and they deserve the hanta virus outbreak
DerWanderer_@reddit
It's a stylized cartoon with simplified face traits to facilitate animation. It can look like tens of various ethnic groups.
Extension_Canary3717@reddit
They are all Brazilian looking every single one vitrumite , basically space braziiians
Practical_Note_3960@reddit
"Stand ready for my Ottoman Slap, worm!" - Conquest Pasha
Cortzee@reddit
Too few mullets
bestestname@reddit
Turkish men + their good friend Steve Harvey
nenad8@reddit
What did he mean by this
NoMonk475@reddit
The Fourth Pic looks like my grandpa except he is not that muscular (I’m not joking)
Xortman096@reddit
Same.
Aggressive_Regular72@reddit
They are Zarathustras
tiibaalta@reddit
Lmfao
tolgatr0n@reddit
All is ours
Privateer_Lev_Arris@reddit
Now that you mention it
Final_Shoulder5807@reddit
K
No_Idea_479@reddit
No.
As a side note, Jason Mantzoukas voices Rex Splode!
Lorumba@reddit
We are all Turks.
jhonnytheyank@reddit
Turks that migrated from central asia or turkish citizens of modern republic ?
Lorumba@reddit
Not central asia for sure.
Starfalloss@reddit
I see it we all know mustache = Turk the even the Frenchmen are Turks! With their French I mean Turk mustaches!
Lorumba@reddit
Yes. We even have moustache styles that show your political stance. For example: 2nd one is communist, 3rd one is turkist, fourth one is kemalist. There is also the almond moustache which is associated with akp. If you grow full beard and moustache you are shariaist.
This is not the best way to learn about someones political stance but it is a thing indeed. All moustaches are turkish.
Ok-Exchange2711@reddit
Except this Grik God they look Turkish.
Big_Boss1985@reddit
How did nobody notice Thaedus was the traitor, he’s the only viltrumite that looks greek instead of turkish
Chemical-Discount779@reddit
even his name sounds greek lmao.
socrates prime
Admirable-Brief-5950@reddit
New Prime Warframe revealed
Willing_Yak7271@reddit
A photo about great offensive, like in viltrum only the strongest survived in great offensive
Chemical-Discount779@reddit
as a Turkish guy, I'm too pretty sure I saw young nolan somewhere on a Turkish mafia tv show but can't remember which one
NoPut6707@reddit
I can’t unsee it now
Any_Table9811@reddit
XD ah yeah turkish men with blue eyes or blond hair. and then a black dude.
face it, turkish people act tough, but ultimately the best fighters come out of the US, Russia and Brazil. The toughest men come out of countries like Iceland, Finland, Norway. Even an angry Serbian would probably chew up a turkish guy for breakfast. So no, you aren't tough. To begin with even Janissaries were abducted foreigners who became the toughest unit in the Ottoman Empire. Bro you guys had to import tough guys to stay in power.
Smooth-Win1616@reddit
Hungolian educate yourself! Jannisaries weren’t thoughtest they were private army of Sultan at the time of Suleiman they had the most population which was around 15.000 that is nothing compared to the whole army. They were elite protectors of Sultan not the frontline soldiers. Also what made them special was not being anything other than a soldier remember the 300 movie where leader of the Spartans was asking what is their job to other Greek people then to his own army?
imSoupinator@reddit
Location: Berlin
iddivision@reddit
Ok euro-turk
UnhappyBreadfruit607@reddit
We are viltrumites why do you think we used "Turkish slap" as a fighting technique to destroy helmets.
Livid_Nectarine9554@reddit
A good ol' ottoman slap. Does that mean Viltrum = Ottoman Empire ?
Top_Gene_2483@reddit
No, Viltrum is our goal to reach "Galactic Turan Empire"
UnhappyBreadfruit607@reddit
Hush brother don't reveal too much.
Top_Gene_2483@reddit
Of course someday they will find out these plans. As a wise man said: TONİGHT İS THE NİGHT(i used Turkish characters by purpose)
UnhappyBreadfruit607@reddit
More like training grounds for our galactic empire
JadedArgument1114@reddit
turkish oil wrestling
Aint no way viltrumites fight like this
UnhappyBreadfruit607@reddit
As you can clearly see they practice knife hand technique
ImNotASeaShell@reddit
Turkish looks more like Thraxans with blakish skin
Smooth-Win1616@reddit
I think you mistaken Turks for Greeks
sxg3434@reddit
Bilmemkineyapsam@reddit
Wrong. Turkish = Viltrumite
GlukGlukGluk123@reddit
InMediasStres@reddit
They look like Serbian World War I soldiers if anything.
Savings_Dragonfly806@reddit (OP)
Mind showing an example?
InMediasStres@reddit
One of the first pictures when you google "Serbian soldiers WW1" the mustache were in style.
Diogenes-wannabe@reddit
The last one 100%, the others I don't really see it.
Fragrant_Hour_6908@reddit
Yes
Viper143212@reddit
Snoo_67544@reddit
Turks when they see regional minority group
Perfect_Archer_1556@reddit
One turk is worth the world. - Turkish proverb
Euphoric_Judge_8761@reddit
Yes , conquest looks like my Turkish father
Drunkendx@reddit
No they look like they frequent Blue Oyster bar
Ha55aN1337@reddit
3, 4, 5, 7, 8 yes
Vakowski2@reddit
turkishkommandant@reddit
tabris51@reddit
When I was a kid, a gaming magazine gave a copy of city of heros mmo, so I made a Turkish themed hero, lots of red and white.
He looked surprisingly like omni-man now that I remember, minus the genocidal tendencies.
EDPwantsacupcake_pt2@reddit
Brother no
holechef54@reddit
İm turkish and the 5th one is like stereotype turkish Man in 30s
Mucklord1453@reddit
No, skin is too light
Far_Entertainment540@reddit
WhittakersLeftFoot@reddit
3rd one is my great grandpa dude lmao
Fat_Engineer01@reddit
No just 80s mustaches
PaulCrafting@reddit
frape4serbia@reddit
Bro turkish are short and ugly there is no way
FinalConstruction939@reddit
They all look more like Stalin
twisty_tomato@reddit
Grand Vizier Thragg Pasha
plqstiich@reddit
The last one sure does
Glittering-Poet-2657@reddit
Grand Regeant is just how they say Sultan on Urath.
Areiloth@reddit
i litterally see all ot these guys when i go outside
dontneedit000@reddit
He is
WolverineXForce@reddit
Otomani-man
Early-Show2886@reddit
fun fact the majority of janissarys was of balkan background, so ...think about.
devshirme system. Balkandji Men.
dontneedit000@reddit
Tamam knk en balkan Türkü sensin
25Bruh25@reddit
I swear, I saw all of them irl.
25Bruh25@reddit
As a Turk.
irishlore@reddit
Looks like this to me
Dyspchordia@reddit
i hate viltrumites, and i hate turkish men; very likely i would say
NoItem5389@reddit
Only Lucan
That-Atmosphere2424@reddit
Looks like grik
Small-Importance6082@reddit
Honestly, I was a little disappointed when I saw that the last three pictures weren't real random shopkeepers at the Grand Bazaar.
FriendshipRemote130@reddit
they look like Turkish women
Moist-Park-4781@reddit
Not necessarily. Many Balkan men have a mustache and also many men in the rest of the western world. I get why Turkish men would want to be associated with Viltrumites because they see themselves as supermen and Turkey as an all powerful empire with a right to rule over the world...actually as I write this I changed my mind. Yes they are Turkish men.
Revulshine@reddit
Turkish_Teacher@reddit
What???
vectronpower@reddit
It aint that deep bro 🥀
Moist-Park-4781@reddit
Not deep enough for deez nuts on your chin 🌰🌰
Spaciax@reddit
My local gym has a guy that looks almost exactly like thragg; the large mustache, short hair and all. Dude benches over 140kg.
mintyfresh0069@reddit
Viltrumites are just Ottomans with super powers tbh
anton_d66@reddit
I do now! 😵💫🤯
Vanpet1993@reddit
It's the mustache 🤣
think_panther@reddit
They look FreddieMercurish
TheCharalampos@reddit
Oooh are unopans Greek then?
FrostingObvious6539@reddit
Grik is sexier than unopan
Draupnirhater@reddit
LucillaGalena@reddit
It's the moustaches.
Voldypants_420@reddit
Turkey mention 🇹🇷🇹🇷🐪🇦🇱🇦🇱🇹🇷🦅🤘🐺
Starfalloss@reddit
I see it we all know mustache = Turk the French are Turks!

Expert-Tip3011@reddit
only number 6
blonde hair he has
Efficient_Resource15@reddit
If yu war grik gad yu wuld have win but you lus hahhahha
Expert-Tip3011@reddit
luz ver? luz ver?
Efficient_Resource15@reddit
Yu luz😬 wai is Hagia Sophia dis?☺️🕌🕌 not..dis?🙂🤢🤮⛪️⛪️
Tramagust@reddit
Starfalloss@reddit
wolfy994@reddit
r/YourJokeButWorse You just AI-ified it lmao
loathingk@reddit
r/okbuddybalkan should plug their leaks
ValtenBG@reddit
r/balkanirl
Extension_Function38@reddit
You wish, LOL...
No-Werewolf-4939@reddit
No, they look very European but just with beards, exception are Nolan’s father and Lucan. Also Nolan in comics looks very Turkic but they made him more Euro looking in show.
Rude-Training-4694@reddit
Looks like ‘80 Romanians
Secret-Wonder8106@reddit
Durk tedecdet
Empty-Pace-4228@reddit
Turkish just means from "From Turkey" -ish suffix refer to belonging in many nationalities. Such as Dann-ish meaning "from Denmark" you can be an African Turkishman.
But speaking statistically, only the guy in 4rd picture seems stereotypically Turkish.
Main-Purpose7090@reddit
Yes.
No-Example-5107@reddit
Clearly, they're from space Turkey.
Le_Fish_In_Lava@reddit
LITTERALY
Early-Show2886@reddit
again the greeks asked about turkish, turks and turkey, you see?
dallyan@reddit
Too fit.
Rufus_62@reddit
PurpleMclaren@reddit
The last picture for sure
InfernalVelocity@reddit
Well they are a race of genocidal assholes who think they should conquer the world.
So, yeah. Makes sense.
JovanREDDIT1@reddit
Evet/Yes/Oui/Ja/Да/Ναί
Gramerdim@reddit
turkey's strongest warriors
tyciuma@reddit
Absolutely
MardukPainkiller@reddit
LMAO...