[-] Lazarous86@reddit Mom : "Who do we know that isn't busy and knows more about planes than a fighter pilot?" Dad : (Shakes his head) "Jesus Christ Janet, why is this even a question?" (calls son with disappointment). Anon : (picks up, silence with only audible sounds of extremely heavy breathing) Dad : "Anon, do we have your attention?" Anon : "Hello, who's this?" Dad : "Anon, it's me, your father. Do you not have me in your contacts?" Anon : (silent, still only hear heavy breathing) Mom: (takes the phone from Dad) "Honey, What powered the initial version of the F-104 starfighter?" Anon: (Silence, heavy breathing) Dad : (pulls phone close to his face) "Anon, pause the video game!" Anon : "Who's this again?" Mom : "it's Mommy. Honey, pause the game and listen this time. Can you do that for me?" Anon : "Sure thing Mommy!" Mom : "What powered the initial version of the F-104 starfighter?" Anon : replies instantly, almost interrupting her "THE GENERAL ELECTRIC J79 FED BY RADICALLY MOUNTED HALF SHOCK CONE INTAKES!" Dad : (turns to trivia host who is at this point sympathizing with the parents) "The answer is GE J79." Host : "That is correct, congratulations, you have won the 10000 dollar prize!" Mom : "OH my God. Anon we did it, we won $10k." Anon : "Who's this?" [-] Fire2xdxd@reddit Why are the comments on this sub always so allergic to good things and just want to turn everything miserable [-] goblinking1997@reddit Anon has Alzheimer’s [-] SpaceBug176@reddit What's that? [-] SourceBeautiful6788@reddit who's this? [-] PlantKey@reddit Despite how this is written, it's still nice how the mom and son can get along. [-] blippie@reddit You underestimate the power of the tendies. The power is enough so that Anon remembers who provides them. [-] Dont_Touch_My_Nachos@reddit M'goodboys always remember the dinner bell [-] Lazarous86@reddit Hopefully you got all the subtle undertones of the family dynamics [-] Dartmouthest@reddit I think you mean *general* dynamics [-] HairAdviceThrow2357@reddit Good boy. You'll have extra sauce with your teddies tomorrow [-] methos3@reddit Wow! Didn’t even have to play with the milky bags! [-] BadgerMolester@reddit :( [-] Zeth22xx@reddit Depressing and real. [-] SyntheticDuckFlavour@reddit I can just hear the mouth breathing [-] DropkickBirthday@reddit If he's that socially inept why would he ever pick up the phone though? Especially on the first call and from an unknown number at that. [-] 8aller8ruh@reddit The mounts were not radical, even for their time. [-] Lazarous86@reddit Cute. I fixed it. Auto correct accusing me of not using big words. [-] Mindless_Let1@reddit Least autistic 4channer
[-] Fire2xdxd@reddit Why are the comments on this sub always so allergic to good things and just want to turn everything miserable
[-] goblinking1997@reddit Anon has Alzheimer’s [-] SpaceBug176@reddit What's that? [-] SourceBeautiful6788@reddit who's this?
[-] PlantKey@reddit Despite how this is written, it's still nice how the mom and son can get along. [-] blippie@reddit You underestimate the power of the tendies. The power is enough so that Anon remembers who provides them. [-] Dont_Touch_My_Nachos@reddit M'goodboys always remember the dinner bell [-] Lazarous86@reddit Hopefully you got all the subtle undertones of the family dynamics [-] Dartmouthest@reddit I think you mean *general* dynamics
[-] blippie@reddit You underestimate the power of the tendies. The power is enough so that Anon remembers who provides them. [-] Dont_Touch_My_Nachos@reddit M'goodboys always remember the dinner bell
[-] Lazarous86@reddit Hopefully you got all the subtle undertones of the family dynamics [-] Dartmouthest@reddit I think you mean *general* dynamics
[-] HairAdviceThrow2357@reddit Good boy. You'll have extra sauce with your teddies tomorrow [-] methos3@reddit Wow! Didn’t even have to play with the milky bags! [-] BadgerMolester@reddit :(
[-] DropkickBirthday@reddit If he's that socially inept why would he ever pick up the phone though? Especially on the first call and from an unknown number at that.
[-] 8aller8ruh@reddit The mounts were not radical, even for their time. [-] Lazarous86@reddit Cute. I fixed it. Auto correct accusing me of not using big words. [-] Mindless_Let1@reddit Least autistic 4channer
[-] sorryiamnotoriginal@reddit Wholesome 4chan post turned into sad pitiful story by reddit comments is something I didn't expect to see. [-] OldAssTortoise@reddit Thank you. I fully expected wholesome comments about how Mom and Dad are proud of OP’s obsession with Aviation. No, most upvoted comment is the complete opposite, story ruined. Idec if it is fake and gay [-] sorryiamnotoriginal@reddit If it helps, sorry is so specific I would think it is real and wholesome.
[-] OldAssTortoise@reddit Thank you. I fully expected wholesome comments about how Mom and Dad are proud of OP’s obsession with Aviation. No, most upvoted comment is the complete opposite, story ruined. Idec if it is fake and gay [-] sorryiamnotoriginal@reddit If it helps, sorry is so specific I would think it is real and wholesome.
[-] sorryiamnotoriginal@reddit If it helps, sorry is so specific I would think it is real and wholesome.
[-] A_Mellow_Song@reddit Trivia was just a cover They were drinking wine and somebody bet their own kid is more autistic than anon Fake and gay because anon probably jerks off to gay anthropomorphic plane porn
[-] SlenderSmurf@reddit Extremely fake. Extremely planesexual. [-] Yeseylon@reddit Nah, definitely real, Anon plays War Thunder
[-] DvlDevansh@reddit Real and straight :D [-] Horcza@reddit :D [-] GandalfTheGay_69@reddit This question is way too niche for an actual trivia quiz [-] Conflikt@reddit Also the lifeline could just google it so I doubt they'd allow it. [-] sex-with-trump@reddit fake and gay :\ [-] BlackfyreNick@reddit I know you are but what am I [-] sex-with-trump@reddit [-] BlackfyreNick@reddit I know you are but what am I [-] sex-with-trump@reddit How will I know what are you. I cannot see you. [-] Wonderful_Ad8791@reddit Real and gay.
[-] GandalfTheGay_69@reddit This question is way too niche for an actual trivia quiz [-] Conflikt@reddit Also the lifeline could just google it so I doubt they'd allow it.
[-] sex-with-trump@reddit fake and gay :\ [-] BlackfyreNick@reddit I know you are but what am I [-] sex-with-trump@reddit [-] BlackfyreNick@reddit I know you are but what am I [-] sex-with-trump@reddit How will I know what are you. I cannot see you. [-] Wonderful_Ad8791@reddit Real and gay.
[-] BlackfyreNick@reddit I know you are but what am I [-] sex-with-trump@reddit [-] BlackfyreNick@reddit I know you are but what am I [-] sex-with-trump@reddit How will I know what are you. I cannot see you. [-] Wonderful_Ad8791@reddit Real and gay.
[-] sex-with-trump@reddit [-] BlackfyreNick@reddit I know you are but what am I [-] sex-with-trump@reddit How will I know what are you. I cannot see you.
[-] BlackfyreNick@reddit I know you are but what am I [-] sex-with-trump@reddit How will I know what are you. I cannot see you.
[-] Djenthallman@reddit Haven't we all played a trivia night with questions about engine models of interceptor jets? [-] Trevski@reddit Listen man if there's 10k on it you know the questions have to get pretty obscure. [-] TearOpenTheVault@reddit I think a casual trivia night wouldn't be worth 10 grand, suggesting this is some kind of event or challenge. Of course, this is also 4Chan, so you know the words that come next.
[-] Trevski@reddit Listen man if there's 10k on it you know the questions have to get pretty obscure.
[-] TearOpenTheVault@reddit I think a casual trivia night wouldn't be worth 10 grand, suggesting this is some kind of event or challenge. Of course, this is also 4Chan, so you know the words that come next.
[-] thermitethrowaway@reddit I bet anon has a few interests he intensively categorises information for.
[-] kebukai@reddit Absolutely brave of anon to post his delusions about how all that useless knowledge will at some point be absolutely necessary and save someone's life
Lazarous86@reddit
Mom : "Who do we know that isn't busy and knows more about planes than a fighter pilot?"
Dad : (Shakes his head) "Jesus Christ Janet, why is this even a question?" (calls son with disappointment).
Anon : (picks up, silence with only audible sounds of extremely heavy breathing)
Dad : "Anon, do we have your attention?"
Anon : "Hello, who's this?"
Dad : "Anon, it's me, your father. Do you not have me in your contacts?"
Anon : (silent, still only hear heavy breathing)
Mom: (takes the phone from Dad) "Honey, What powered the initial version of the F-104 starfighter?"
Anon: (Silence, heavy breathing)
Dad : (pulls phone close to his face) "Anon, pause the video game!"
Anon : "Who's this again?"
Mom : "it's Mommy. Honey, pause the game and listen this time. Can you do that for me?"
Anon : "Sure thing Mommy!"
Mom : "What powered the initial version of the F-104 starfighter?"
Anon : replies instantly, almost interrupting her "THE GENERAL ELECTRIC J79 FED BY RADICALLY MOUNTED HALF SHOCK CONE INTAKES!"
Dad : (turns to trivia host who is at this point sympathizing with the parents) "The answer is GE J79."
Host : "That is correct, congratulations, you have won the 10000 dollar prize!"
Mom : "OH my God. Anon we did it, we won $10k."
Anon : "Who's this?"
Fire2xdxd@reddit
Why are the comments on this sub always so allergic to good things and just want to turn everything miserable
goblinking1997@reddit
Anon has Alzheimer’s
SpaceBug176@reddit
What's that?
SourceBeautiful6788@reddit
who's this?
PlantKey@reddit
Despite how this is written, it's still nice how the mom and son can get along.
blippie@reddit
You underestimate the power of the tendies. The power is enough so that Anon remembers who provides them.
Dont_Touch_My_Nachos@reddit
M'goodboys always remember the dinner bell
Lazarous86@reddit
Hopefully you got all the subtle undertones of the family dynamics
Dartmouthest@reddit
I think you mean *general* dynamics
HairAdviceThrow2357@reddit
Good boy. You'll have extra sauce with your teddies tomorrow
methos3@reddit
Wow! Didn’t even have to play with the milky bags!
BadgerMolester@reddit
:(
Zeth22xx@reddit
Depressing and real.
SyntheticDuckFlavour@reddit
I can just hear the mouth breathing
DropkickBirthday@reddit
If he's that socially inept why would he ever pick up the phone though? Especially on the first call and from an unknown number at that.
8aller8ruh@reddit
The mounts were not radical, even for their time.
Lazarous86@reddit
Cute. I fixed it. Auto correct accusing me of not using big words.
Mindless_Let1@reddit
Least autistic 4channer
Atreigas@reddit
Autistic dream.
Orthobrah52102@reddit
Better have given anon at least 2k of that
sorryiamnotoriginal@reddit
Wholesome 4chan post turned into sad pitiful story by reddit comments is something I didn't expect to see.
OldAssTortoise@reddit
Thank you. I fully expected wholesome comments about how Mom and Dad are proud of OP’s obsession with Aviation. No, most upvoted comment is the complete opposite, story ruined. Idec if it is fake and gay
sorryiamnotoriginal@reddit
If it helps, sorry is so specific I would think it is real and wholesome.
A_Mellow_Song@reddit
Trivia was just a cover
They were drinking wine and somebody bet their own kid is more autistic than anon
Fake and gay because anon probably jerks off to gay anthropomorphic plane porn
SlenderSmurf@reddit
Extremely fake. Extremely planesexual.
Yeseylon@reddit
Nah, definitely real, Anon plays War Thunder
DvlDevansh@reddit
Real and straight :D
Horcza@reddit
:D
GandalfTheGay_69@reddit
This question is way too niche for an actual trivia quiz
Conflikt@reddit
Also the lifeline could just google it so I doubt they'd allow it.
sex-with-trump@reddit
fake and gay :\
BlackfyreNick@reddit
I know you are but what am I
sex-with-trump@reddit
BlackfyreNick@reddit
I know you are but what am I
sex-with-trump@reddit
How will I know what are you. I cannot see you.
Wonderful_Ad8791@reddit
Real and gay.
kungheiphatboi@reddit
Anon spelt “$50 bar tab” wrong
_Stealth_Hawk@reddit
Djenthallman@reddit
Haven't we all played a trivia night with questions about engine models of interceptor jets?
Trevski@reddit
Listen man if there's 10k on it you know the questions have to get pretty obscure.
TearOpenTheVault@reddit
I think a casual trivia night wouldn't be worth 10 grand, suggesting this is some kind of event or challenge.
Of course, this is also 4Chan, so you know the words that come next.
thermitethrowaway@reddit
I bet anon has a few interests he intensively categorises information for.
kebukai@reddit
Absolutely brave of anon to post his delusions about how all that useless knowledge will at some point be absolutely necessary and save someone's life
NeverFalls01@reddit
Real and autistic
No-Sector-933@reddit
Good for anon :)
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
r/wholesomegreentext
sex-with-trump@reddit
More like larp nerd.
616659@reddit
Real and wholesome