I’m the one who sits on the side, eating some snacks and poking the fire. I’m your #3, not full hype girl but working the crowd. Keeping the entertainment embers glowing. Then early dip out and go to bed.
I got myself a disability and now I get to sit at the front of standing concerts. Just roll on up and part the tides of the crowd. Not that I suggest this method.
Loud_Flatworm_4146@reddit
AstuteStoat@reddit
I've always been this way. I think I've averaged 0.5 shenanigans a year when I was young. Now, even less.
Top-Elephant-2874@reddit
She was…an American girl
AnActualSquirrel@reddit
I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says Shenanigans
ex0r1010@reddit
#justsayin that dog ends up participating against its will
instant_ramen_chef@reddit
Young enough to want to go to the punk show, but old enough to get tickets outside the floor to avoid the pits.
Therealfern1@reddit (OP)
Heart says pit… knees say sit
CarpinThemDiems@reddit
https://i.redd.it/5fl0i3ybc10h1.gif
audiate@reddit
But somehow you end up getting pulled into it anyway, and it hurts.
Ok-Brick6831@reddit
Of course I’m leaving early.
I have to get to bed soon you animals.
Now keep the noise down and get off my damn lawn!
Diva_Bot@reddit
bassman314@reddit
Yeah, no…. I’m not even wanting to attend to the shenanigans anymore.
KeySatisfaction197@reddit
Cartman playing "Lambs" is one of the best gags they ever did.
CorgiMonsoon@reddit
Even better when he’s teaching Bebe how to play it
Designer-Bid-3155@reddit
Oh hello no. I AM the shinnanigans
Rich-Violinist-7263@reddit
I’m the one who sits on the side, eating some snacks and poking the fire. I’m your #3, not full hype girl but working the crowd. Keeping the entertainment embers glowing. Then early dip out and go to bed.
Therealfern1@reddit (OP)
Good for you. I wish I could say that.
shiteposter1@reddit
We are way past that point and if you think you aren’t, you are the joke of the party at this point.
Ambitious_Toe_4357@reddit
You don't know what pain is.
HipsterBikePolice@reddit
I’m still toughing it out at standing only concerts even though I feel like I ran a marathon the next day lol
HedyHarlowe@reddit
You’re stronger than me. My mosh pit days are over. I salute you 🫡
Babymakerwannabe@reddit
I got myself a disability and now I get to sit at the front of standing concerts. Just roll on up and part the tides of the crowd. Not that I suggest this method.
nojaneonlyzuul@reddit
Or else it gets the hose again