The Maude Squad
Posted by Botosi5150@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 85 comments
Posted by Botosi5150@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 85 comments
george_kaplan1959@reddit
Yes and proud we are of all of them
MACmandoo@reddit
I love that she has a goon squad!!
FernadoPoo@reddit
and they have matching outfits
Massive-Plankton-998@reddit
The denim really ties the crew together
tmofee@reddit
Donny, please.
Dry_Description6498@reddit
What are you, a fuckin fashionista now?
sorriso_pontual@reddit
old man said I could take any canadian tuxedo in the house...
faucetpants@reddit
Canadian tuxedo ftw.
MarkyMarquam@reddit
Regrettably, yes, standards have fallen.
Longjumping_Drive_20@reddit
Fun fact the guy on Maudes right side is the father of Lourdes Ciccone Leon. Madonna’s oldest child.
WhatIsTheAmplitude@reddit
I thought Madonna had an immaculate conception.
Longjumping_Drive_20@reddit
Naw she had other kids through ejaculate conception.
SmoovyJ@reddit
Don’t be fatuous Jeffrey
Botosi5150@reddit (OP)
I did not that
Interesting-Log-9627@reddit
I was unaware of that.
faucetpants@reddit
Fuckin' fascists
Jake-Old-Trail-88@reddit
I always assumed Maude was a feminist. Her art has been commended as strongly vaginal.
Successful_Cress6639@reddit
It's a myth about feminists that they don't like sex.
Jake-Old-Trail-88@reddit
You mean, coitus?
Interesting-Log-9627@reddit
But without batting an eye she refers to Bunny as her father’s “slut”
Jake-Old-Trail-88@reddit
She’s taking her father for the proverbial ride.
OpusCroakus1@reddit
Vagina.
Aggravating_Bat3618@reddit
I mean, you know the guy?
no_vale_verga817@reddit
I might have introduced them for all I know
Griffin_Claw@reddit
Vagina?
Successful_Cress6639@reddit
They met at biennale
CarllSagan@reddit
Kirk hammet
sumiredabestgirl@reddit
The vibes are strongly vaginal
ailyara@reddit
no he hit me here
Maleficent-Detail-62@reddit
I understand. Could you slide your shorts down please?
OnionTamer@reddit
He's a good man. And thoughuh.
BopNowItsMine@reddit
You mean coitus?
901Soccer@reddit
Oh?
hiletroy@reddit
SmoovyJ@reddit
Fun fact, these goons also swapped clothes, bet you never noticed
Maleficent-Detail-62@reddit
Que ridiculo! HAHAHAHAHA
Interesting-Log-9627@reddit
Si? Si? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
SmoovyJ@reddit
Si? Si??
sakko303@reddit
No way are you serious??
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit
Fuckin’ eh…
2wheelsThx@reddit
No, because these goons are already wearing the same outfit. Jackie Treehorn's goons swapped clothes. So if you could just uh, write me a check for my ten percent. . . of half a million . . . five grand.
SmoovyJ@reddit
HoundTakesABitch@reddit
Not these guys. Jackie Treehorn’s goons.
tgold77@reddit
One punch man
Bigspotdaddy@reddit
Jeffrey, love us.
lilrif@reddit
Their minion who deletes posts.
Inthegreyistheanswer@reddit
Is that Professor Lupin!?!?!?!?!?!??!
LaughingPlanet@reddit
Cleft asshole
no_vale_verga817@reddit
Heh heheheheheheh!
Several_Dark_7711@reddit
The story is ludicrous.
kharringtonvideoarts@reddit
I’m the one who took your rug.
Particular-Village91@reddit
I guess we can close the file on that one
ExoticTrout@reddit
Separate Incidents!
ForswornForSwearing@reddit
Was the one guy just overzealous, or did Maude want the Dude knocked out? Why would she want that?
CaptianBrasiliano@reddit
That rug has emotional value to her.
Karn_Evil_Noin@reddit
That comment really tied the post together, did it not?
And they removed it.
That’s right, dude. They removed your fucking comment.
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
And I am sorry about that crack on the jaw.
LordofWithywoods@reddit
Oh, they're just there to fix the cable
kinkyslc1@reddit
Are they experts?
As_smooth_as_eggs@reddit
That’s why they call them.
MorgothTheBauglir@reddit
Did they fixed her cable?
kinkyslc1@reddit
Don't be fatuous, u/MorgothTheBauglir
Wooden-Dependent-686@reddit
Are these feminists Walter?
no_vale_verga817@reddit
No Donnie, these men are her goons
scaledatom@reddit
BLAM
🎶 ooohhh aaahhh la la la la la la la la 🎶
prettytempting@reddit
It’s Martinez from Oz!
fattybombatty66@reddit
It's Sandra about the biennale
ponytailthehater@reddit
Put the post away, man, they’re calling the Maudes…
Leather_Lie9394@reddit
Blue Jean Committee
NoIncrease299@reddit
You don't go out looking for a job dressed in a Canadian tuxeo, do ya? On a weekday?
Im_the_Rhymenocerous@reddit
They're good men. And thorough
MarkyMarquam@reddit
Not dealing with amateurs.
RonPaulHatesBIacks@reddit
Do they have kahlua?
OpusCroakus1@reddit
I have a stupid thought -what if they did your mod because she was running the Maude squad?
OpusCroakus1@reddit
Oh yeah???
Slo_Chill@reddit
What in God’s holy name are you blathering about!?
OpusCroakus1@reddit
He's a good doctor, and thorough...
mashedtompotatoes@reddit
They are good men, and thorough.
MarkyMarquam@reddit
Helping her conceive, obviously. Even though it worked, I gotta say, that plan was not a Swiss fuckin’ watch, if I understood it correctly.
youropinionisrubbish@reddit
You ever heard of a little show called "The Mod Squad"? Fuckin' Tony Barrett wrote 123 episodes, Dude. The bulk of the series. Not exactly a lightweight. And yet his son is a fucking dunce.
D-Flo1@reddit
I always wanted to know what the Mo(au)d(e)s looked like. Intimidating!
SmoovyJ@reddit
D-flo1. Love me.
kinkyslc1@reddit
That's my robe.
resjudicata2@reddit
Take a look at this sir.
elonalum@reddit