Birth by Chance | TheaterFire

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Public-Nectarine6607@reddit

i thought it was incest rates before i saw the title

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grim indeed. we will need open weight AI attack drones to defend the border, using the most effective media to warn of the consequences of trying to come back. real time video footage will be broadcast to confirm reality if anyone tries to border jump.

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fairlife42g@reddit

I dreamed I controlled lightning and hurricanes and used it to solve the "African problem". Imagine a fresh Africa without it's "people"

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eternaltroll@reddit

This is why anything that makes my day bad I think thank god I wasn’t born in Asia or Africa and not born a women.

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gprime312@reddit

Would you rather be born a man in Africa or a woman in Asia? And not one of the good asian countries.

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fairlife42g@reddit

I never really thought about it but is it even possible to have a good life as a woman? Spend your entire youth bleeding and in the best case scenario you are Elon Musk's baby mama.

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quandjereveauxloups@reddit

Or.

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Valuable-Chipmunk784@reddit

be lucky enough to not be born in Asia or Africa

be unlucky enough to be born in time to see your country become Asia or Africa

Not really feeling the optimism.

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LeastRetardedHere@reddit

India superpower 2030 saar. Now do the needful and kindly let us enter your country. We help save your declining bastard birthrates saaaar

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Kdave21@reddit

Indias birth rate is now below replacement, the next waves will come from Somalia and Nigeria

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Hadnapaton@reddit

Nigeria I can see but Somalia? How the fuck they having kids in Somalia??? 😭

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fairlife42g@reddit

People living in UN humanitarian zones and ISIS camps have 8 kids. It's what happens when women have no say.

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HonestLemon25@reddit

Dude I have a friend from there and he said every family has like 12 kids. HDI comparable to 19th century America means you will have 19th century America birth rates

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Hungry_Chipmunk_2588@reddit

It's just barely under replacement level. Population momentum means they'll still be at 1.5 billion people by 2100.

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brainphreeze@reddit

add Bangladesh and Pakistan

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Slide-Maleficent@reddit

I dunno, being reincarnated in the global south could be pretty based if your previous life sucked and you don't give a single solitary fuck.

Imagine this: A lifetime /r9k/ or /pol/ user dies bitter, lonely and unfulfilled - burns in hell for a few years because of that time he profaned his 9-year old sister's underpants - and then is reincarnated in an entire continent where rape is effectively legal and assault rifles are sold in street markets for less than food is.

... oooor maybe there's no hell and he's just born there a woman.

Fuck.

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Alive-Big-838@reddit

what a beautiful post

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RoguRawsauce@reddit

I may not like England very much, but fuck I'll never complain about being born here rather than some other places.

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Next-Use6943@reddit

Damn, I rolled between absolute hell (93%), and great countries (7%), and I still complain about it being Poland. I got to shut up.

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EEEGuba69@reddit

we hit the jackpot tbh, i was sad i didnt get us and then wanted to move to canada, but we have pretty much everything good about the eu and we are one of the most homogenous countries, we have healthy food and our gov doesnt want us to kill ourselves to sell us for parts

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mischling2543@reddit

As a Canadian, unless you really really really love nature and skiing this country would be a step down for you. 20 years ago different story.

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EEEGuba69@reddit

Is canada really US nr2 or is it closer to a european country? Years back it felt like a land of opportunity as well but now im not so sure

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mischling2543@reddit

It's a mix. Feels more European as you go east and more American as you go west. The same party has been in power for 11 years now though and our economic competitiveness and general quality of life has plummetted relative to the US. As a result it's one of the few places in the world that simultaneously has immigration *and* emigration crises - mass immigration of unskilled Indian peasants to prop up the housing market, and mass emigration of Canadian-born skilled professionals to the US.

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EEEGuba69@reddit

Oh that sounds lovely no wonder MAID is such a hit with the populus

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Alive-Big-838@reddit

MAID is also because we're on the cusp of a crisis with how many boomers are retiring lol

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yeah-I-know-that@reddit

I remember watching a Swiss blogger who was complaining that his roads are too smooth and he purposefuly drives on offroads to experience bumpiness.

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Timeon@reddit

He's going to reincarnate into South Sudan. Brutal.

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GD_Insomniac@reddit

Brief.

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Timeon@reddit

Mercifully so.

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meIRLorMeOnReddit@reddit

Swiss world problems

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Dark_Pestilence@reddit

Still better than lardland

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oby100@reddit

Poland mentioned! Last time I heard about you guys, Putin was blamin’ Yall for starting WWII🤣

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AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)

Poland is nice. Shut up.

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tid_burglar@reddit

muslims are ruining it too tho

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Kolbalava@reddit

Let the boys have some fun ☺️

England been doing it to them for centuries.

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PlasticAssistance_50@reddit

At least you drop the mask and admit it's a bad thing for England.

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Kolbalava@reddit

Only if England resists. it doesn't have to be a bad thing 🤭

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terrible_misfortune@reddit

please keep going, I need to see the retards coming out of the woods to fall for this.

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Hadnapaton@reddit

If you didn’t have the flag then I would’ve fallen for the bait 😭

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Valuable-Chipmunk784@reddit

I didn't know the Muslims were building roads, railways, schools, and hospitals in England.

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Kolbalava@reddit

Everybody can enjoy their time their own way 🤷‍♀️

Boys will be boys 🤭

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TTrainN2024@reddit

Enjoy it while you can.

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AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)

yeah, theres only few places better than this.

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DeathsStarEclipse@reddit

I hit the 0.52%

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24sagis@reddit

Congratulations, you're now an Aboriginal living in Alice Spring

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Wtf-Road@reddit

Australia is so low because true Australians crawl out of the mud like the orcs in LOTR.

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cheapdrinks@reddit

Is that why everyone here is brown these days?

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Reasonable-Owl-232@reddit

F'n Albo importing je.ets by the boatload.

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FuckRedditIsLame@reddit

You're just becoming more diverse... by being more like the majority of the world.

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Valuable-Chipmunk784@reddit

"Now, march upon Helm's Deep."

"Yeah nah Saruman it's smoko."

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philmarcracken@reddit

have some respect boy. I crawled out of quicklime with the other high vis clan

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diggaknoxville@reddit

Is antarctica not an continent anymore?

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Far_Strategy7026@reddit

4.80%

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Demonweed@reddit

What's up with the new divide between North Asia and South Asia?

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AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)

Places where tyres are burned out in the open vs places where tyres are not burned out in the open.

I dont even know why they do it, isnt it hot enough over there?

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Snoot_Boot@reddit

It's to mask the smell

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Street_Exercise_4844@reddit

It's just Russia counted as a European country

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PhantasmologicalAnus@reddit

I doesn't to matter if you were born in Australia. Everyone just come here, anyway.

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quandjereveauxloups@reddit

Not unless I can bring my guns. Gotta prepare for the the Second Emu War: Magpie Boogaloo.

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sorryiamnotoriginal@reddit

Sometimes its nice to see this and just feel lucky to be born where I was. Asia though I'd be interested to see the divide between India/China and the surrounding countries.

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madd_max1488@reddit

It's a avered fact that Little black men and salafi muslim and jews will be reproduce like rat

The new pandemic will be probably her equivalent to the white genocide on africa

Deportation now

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I_Am_Sharticus_@reddit

If it makes you feel any better, your odds of being reincarnated as a human are very low. LET'S TALK ABOUT BUGS.

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AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)

Eat ze bugs.

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garbagecan1992@reddit

i think every single region will be african, indian, geriatric or all three soon

current cultural economic system will not last 200 years, barely has 50-60 and is already on it s last legs

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Myzerah@reddit

We have this saying here in Finland:

"To be born in Finland is like winning a lottery".

I think it's true.

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HowlingReezusMonkey@reddit

Kinda makes me more proud to be an Aussie

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NewLiefToEurope@reddit

I am so thank to not to be at to be for be born iniden

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Hungry_Chipmunk_2588@reddit

Are you that Turkish guy that shit his pants

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dope_star@reddit

I don't know what the hell you just said little man. But you reached out and touched a brother heart!

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Timeon@reddit

😂

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DogWithaFAL@reddit

At first glance, I thought this was the percentage of people who shit in the street. Realised one of the numbers was too low.

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vincent2751@reddit

Luckily I rolled the better part of Asia

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Timeon@reddit

Singapoor?

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hh26@reddit

This is why you press the Red button. There is 0% chance that blue button wins if the entire world is voting.

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Timeon@reddit

Red button gang!

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lobotominizer@reddit

damn im luckiest mofo

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SKRyanrr@reddit

Imagine being born as saar. I'd rather be a cockroach.

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Stunning-Field2011@reddit

Imagine being reincarnated as a dung beetle in India.

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Kingofcheeses@reddit

gif

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Ptar_Migan@reddit

When you reach nirvana, instead of becoming one with the universe or whatever, this is what happens.

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Stunning-Field2011@reddit

If you fuck up being a human you go back to square one

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gprime312@reddit

Sounds awesome tbh.

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Sp00ked123@reddit

Probably preferable than being reincarnated as a human in India

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Sharky-Li@reddit

The real lottery is who your parents are as I'd rather be born to a Asian billionaire family than some meth head single mom in West Virginia.

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NegativeVega@reddit

China being included in yellow seems stupid. They're on an upward trajectory compared to the euro/american sides

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canitnerd@reddit

China is barely a step above africa/india tier in terms of shit spawns.

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NegativeVega@reddit

That was true 20 years ago but now they are on par with some decent countries

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FuriousKimchi@reddit

Definitely, their quality of life in T1 cities just gets better since their country actually invest in public infrastructure + less and less pollutino since they're investing into e-cars, but work culture is so fucking shit lol.

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JesusofNazareth_@reddit

Just have to deal with living in a totalitarian social credit dystopia which is culturally and politically cut off from the rest of the world. They can't even use the normal internet.

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NegativeVega@reddit

Yeah that's a good thing. Do you see how awful the US internet is right now? Either completely fake news propaganda regurgitated ad infinitum on social media or influencer slop (also faked)

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BOUKEN-BEN@reddit

Implying that if this was applied to the US every section of the internet wouldn't turn into turboreddit

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JesusofNazareth_@reddit

America is a hot mess but China is more of a super efficient machine with evil programming. People in America are homeless because the government doesn't help them. People in China are homeless because the government algorithm decided to block their salary payments and job applications because they're deemed socially problematic (not exaggerating).

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