grim indeed. we will need open weight AI attack drones to defend the border, using the most effective media to warn of the consequences of trying to come back. real time video footage will be broadcast to confirm reality if anyone tries to border jump.
I never really thought about it but is it even possible to have a good life as a woman? Spend your entire youth bleeding and in the best case scenario you are Elon Musk's baby mama.
Dude I have a friend from there and he said every family has like 12 kids. HDI comparable to 19th century America means you will have 19th century America birth rates
I dunno, being reincarnated in the global south could be pretty based if your previous life sucked and you don't give a single solitary fuck.
Imagine this: A lifetime /r9k/ or /pol/ user dies bitter, lonely and unfulfilled - burns in hell for a few years because of that time he profaned his 9-year old sister's underpants - and then is reincarnated in an entire continent where rape is effectively legal and assault rifles are sold in street markets for less than food is.
... oooor maybe there's no hell and he's just born there a woman.
we hit the jackpot tbh, i was sad i didnt get us and then wanted to move to canada, but we have pretty much everything good about the eu and we are one of the most homogenous countries, we have healthy food and our gov doesnt want us to kill ourselves to sell us for parts
It's a mix. Feels more European as you go east and more American as you go west. The same party has been in power for 11 years now though and our economic competitiveness and general quality of life has plummetted relative to the US. As a result it's one of the few places in the world that simultaneously has immigration *and* emigration crises - mass immigration of unskilled Indian peasants to prop up the housing market, and mass emigration of Canadian-born skilled professionals to the US.
Sometimes its nice to see this and just feel lucky to be born where I was. Asia though I'd be interested to see the divide between India/China and the surrounding countries.
Definitely, their quality of life in T1 cities just gets better since their country actually invest in public infrastructure + less and less pollutino since they're investing into e-cars, but work culture is so fucking shit lol.
Just have to deal with living in a totalitarian social credit dystopia which is culturally and politically cut off from the rest of the world. They can't even use the normal internet.
Yeah that's a good thing. Do you see how awful the US internet is right now? Either completely fake news propaganda regurgitated ad infinitum on social media or influencer slop (also faked)
America is a hot mess but China is more of a super efficient machine with evil programming. People in America are homeless because the government doesn't help them. People in China are homeless because the government algorithm decided to block their salary payments and job applications because they're deemed socially problematic (not exaggerating).
China did pull millions of people out of poverty years ago. Seattle spent almost 1 billion on the homeless and still couldn't get the job done. I'm thinking it's more on the case of drug use. Bring back asylums?
Though for a country to be cut off, they would survive pretty well up there, considering they have natural resources(Something Japan doesn't have) and tech + manufacturing. I give them kudos for executing their high position white collar criminals.
Public-Nectarine6607@reddit
i thought it was incest rates before i saw the title
pojohnny@reddit
grim indeed. we will need open weight AI attack drones to defend the border, using the most effective media to warn of the consequences of trying to come back. real time video footage will be broadcast to confirm reality if anyone tries to border jump.
fairlife42g@reddit
I dreamed I controlled lightning and hurricanes and used it to solve the "African problem". Imagine a fresh Africa without it's "people"
eternaltroll@reddit
This is why anything that makes my day bad I think thank god I wasn’t born in Asia or Africa and not born a women.
gprime312@reddit
Would you rather be born a man in Africa or a woman in Asia? And not one of the good asian countries.
fairlife42g@reddit
I never really thought about it but is it even possible to have a good life as a woman? Spend your entire youth bleeding and in the best case scenario you are Elon Musk's baby mama.
quandjereveauxloups@reddit
Or.
Valuable-Chipmunk784@reddit
Not really feeling the optimism.
LeastRetardedHere@reddit
India superpower 2030 saar. Now do the needful and kindly let us enter your country. We help save your declining bastard birthrates saaaar
Kdave21@reddit
Indias birth rate is now below replacement, the next waves will come from Somalia and Nigeria
Hadnapaton@reddit
Nigeria I can see but Somalia? How the fuck they having kids in Somalia??? 😭
fairlife42g@reddit
People living in UN humanitarian zones and ISIS camps have 8 kids. It's what happens when women have no say.
HonestLemon25@reddit
Dude I have a friend from there and he said every family has like 12 kids. HDI comparable to 19th century America means you will have 19th century America birth rates
Hungry_Chipmunk_2588@reddit
It's just barely under replacement level. Population momentum means they'll still be at 1.5 billion people by 2100.
brainphreeze@reddit
add Bangladesh and Pakistan
Slide-Maleficent@reddit
I dunno, being reincarnated in the global south could be pretty based if your previous life sucked and you don't give a single solitary fuck.
Imagine this: A lifetime /r9k/ or /pol/ user dies bitter, lonely and unfulfilled - burns in hell for a few years because of that time he profaned his 9-year old sister's underpants - and then is reincarnated in an entire continent where rape is effectively legal and assault rifles are sold in street markets for less than food is.
... oooor maybe there's no hell and he's just born there a woman.
Fuck.
Alive-Big-838@reddit
what a beautiful post
RoguRawsauce@reddit
I may not like England very much, but fuck I'll never complain about being born here rather than some other places.
Next-Use6943@reddit
Damn, I rolled between absolute hell (93%), and great countries (7%), and I still complain about it being Poland. I got to shut up.
EEEGuba69@reddit
we hit the jackpot tbh, i was sad i didnt get us and then wanted to move to canada, but we have pretty much everything good about the eu and we are one of the most homogenous countries, we have healthy food and our gov doesnt want us to kill ourselves to sell us for parts
mischling2543@reddit
As a Canadian, unless you really really really love nature and skiing this country would be a step down for you. 20 years ago different story.
EEEGuba69@reddit
Is canada really US nr2 or is it closer to a european country? Years back it felt like a land of opportunity as well but now im not so sure
mischling2543@reddit
It's a mix. Feels more European as you go east and more American as you go west. The same party has been in power for 11 years now though and our economic competitiveness and general quality of life has plummetted relative to the US. As a result it's one of the few places in the world that simultaneously has immigration *and* emigration crises - mass immigration of unskilled Indian peasants to prop up the housing market, and mass emigration of Canadian-born skilled professionals to the US.
EEEGuba69@reddit
Oh that sounds lovely no wonder MAID is such a hit with the populus
Alive-Big-838@reddit
MAID is also because we're on the cusp of a crisis with how many boomers are retiring lol
yeah-I-know-that@reddit
I remember watching a Swiss blogger who was complaining that his roads are too smooth and he purposefuly drives on offroads to experience bumpiness.
Timeon@reddit
He's going to reincarnate into South Sudan. Brutal.
GD_Insomniac@reddit
Brief.
Timeon@reddit
Mercifully so.
meIRLorMeOnReddit@reddit
Swiss world problems
Dark_Pestilence@reddit
Still better than lardland
oby100@reddit
Poland mentioned! Last time I heard about you guys, Putin was blamin’ Yall for starting WWII🤣
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)
Poland is nice. Shut up.
tid_burglar@reddit
muslims are ruining it too tho
Kolbalava@reddit
Let the boys have some fun ☺️
England been doing it to them for centuries.
PlasticAssistance_50@reddit
At least you drop the mask and admit it's a bad thing for England.
Kolbalava@reddit
Only if England resists. it doesn't have to be a bad thing 🤭
terrible_misfortune@reddit
please keep going, I need to see the retards coming out of the woods to fall for this.
Hadnapaton@reddit
If you didn’t have the flag then I would’ve fallen for the bait 😭
Valuable-Chipmunk784@reddit
I didn't know the Muslims were building roads, railways, schools, and hospitals in England.
Kolbalava@reddit
Everybody can enjoy their time their own way 🤷♀️
Boys will be boys 🤭
TTrainN2024@reddit
Enjoy it while you can.
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)
yeah, theres only few places better than this.
DeathsStarEclipse@reddit
I hit the 0.52%
24sagis@reddit
Congratulations, you're now an Aboriginal living in Alice Spring
Wtf-Road@reddit
Australia is so low because true Australians crawl out of the mud like the orcs in LOTR.
cheapdrinks@reddit
Is that why everyone here is brown these days?
Reasonable-Owl-232@reddit
F'n Albo importing je.ets by the boatload.
FuckRedditIsLame@reddit
You're just becoming more diverse... by being more like the majority of the world.
Valuable-Chipmunk784@reddit
"Now, march upon Helm's Deep."
"Yeah nah Saruman it's smoko."
philmarcracken@reddit
have some respect boy. I crawled out of quicklime with the other high vis clan
diggaknoxville@reddit
Is antarctica not an continent anymore?
Far_Strategy7026@reddit
4.80%
Demonweed@reddit
What's up with the new divide between North Asia and South Asia?
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)
Places where tyres are burned out in the open vs places where tyres are not burned out in the open.
I dont even know why they do it, isnt it hot enough over there?
Snoot_Boot@reddit
It's to mask the smell
Street_Exercise_4844@reddit
It's just Russia counted as a European country
PhantasmologicalAnus@reddit
I doesn't to matter if you were born in Australia. Everyone just come here, anyway.
quandjereveauxloups@reddit
Not unless I can bring my guns. Gotta prepare for the the Second Emu War: Magpie Boogaloo.
sorryiamnotoriginal@reddit
Sometimes its nice to see this and just feel lucky to be born where I was. Asia though I'd be interested to see the divide between India/China and the surrounding countries.
madd_max1488@reddit
It's a avered fact that Little black men and salafi muslim and jews will be reproduce like rat
The new pandemic will be probably her equivalent to the white genocide on africa
Deportation now
I_Am_Sharticus_@reddit
If it makes you feel any better, your odds of being reincarnated as a human are very low. LET'S TALK ABOUT BUGS.
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)
Eat ze bugs.
garbagecan1992@reddit
i think every single region will be african, indian, geriatric or all three soon
current cultural economic system will not last 200 years, barely has 50-60 and is already on it s last legs
Myzerah@reddit
We have this saying here in Finland:
"To be born in Finland is like winning a lottery".
I think it's true.
HowlingReezusMonkey@reddit
Kinda makes me more proud to be an Aussie
NewLiefToEurope@reddit
I am so thank to not to be at to be for be born iniden
Hungry_Chipmunk_2588@reddit
Are you that Turkish guy that shit his pants
dope_star@reddit
I don't know what the hell you just said little man. But you reached out and touched a brother heart!
Timeon@reddit
😂
DogWithaFAL@reddit
At first glance, I thought this was the percentage of people who shit in the street. Realised one of the numbers was too low.
vincent2751@reddit
Luckily I rolled the better part of Asia
Timeon@reddit
Singapoor?
hh26@reddit
This is why you press the Red button. There is 0% chance that blue button wins if the entire world is voting.
Timeon@reddit
Red button gang!
lobotominizer@reddit
damn im luckiest mofo
SKRyanrr@reddit
Imagine being born as saar. I'd rather be a cockroach.
Stunning-Field2011@reddit
Imagine being reincarnated as a dung beetle in India.
Kingofcheeses@reddit
Ptar_Migan@reddit
When you reach nirvana, instead of becoming one with the universe or whatever, this is what happens.
Stunning-Field2011@reddit
If you fuck up being a human you go back to square one
gprime312@reddit
Sounds awesome tbh.
Sp00ked123@reddit
Probably preferable than being reincarnated as a human in India
Sharky-Li@reddit
The real lottery is who your parents are as I'd rather be born to a Asian billionaire family than some meth head single mom in West Virginia.
NegativeVega@reddit
China being included in yellow seems stupid. They're on an upward trajectory compared to the euro/american sides
canitnerd@reddit
China is barely a step above africa/india tier in terms of shit spawns.
NegativeVega@reddit
That was true 20 years ago but now they are on par with some decent countries
FuriousKimchi@reddit
Definitely, their quality of life in T1 cities just gets better since their country actually invest in public infrastructure + less and less pollutino since they're investing into e-cars, but work culture is so fucking shit lol.
Jesus__of__Nazareth_@reddit
Just have to deal with living in a totalitarian social credit dystopia which is culturally and politically cut off from the rest of the world. They can't even use the normal internet.
NegativeVega@reddit
Yeah that's a good thing. Do you see how awful the US internet is right now? Either completely fake news propaganda regurgitated ad infinitum on social media or influencer slop (also faked)
BOUKEN-BEN@reddit
Implying that if this was applied to the US every section of the internet wouldn't turn into turboreddit
Jesus__of__Nazareth_@reddit
America is a hot mess but China is more of a super efficient machine with evil programming. People in America are homeless because the government doesn't help them. People in China are homeless because the government algorithm decided to block their salary payments and job applications because they're deemed socially problematic (not exaggerating).
FuriousKimchi@reddit
China did pull millions of people out of poverty years ago. Seattle spent almost 1 billion on the homeless and still couldn't get the job done. I'm thinking it's more on the case of drug use. Bring back asylums?
FuriousKimchi@reddit
Though for a country to be cut off, they would survive pretty well up there, considering they have natural resources(Something Japan doesn't have) and tech + manufacturing. I give them kudos for executing their high position white collar criminals.
BOUKEN-BEN@reddit
Quick! More money! More funding! They need our help! The 91.64% minority needs our help!
toastedtomato@reddit
Glad that the chances of being born Indian again for all 7 lives are quite high.
hfFvx4G6xU4ZEgzhSM9g@reddit
"Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life"
Fuck yes
Adderall--@reddit
India should be its in bracket.
FuriousKimchi@reddit
Subcontinent with himalayan mountain as the border. India really deserves its own category.
Suitable_Ball_2835@reddit
Japan too because anime weebsite.
edbods@reddit
just keep throwing a frag at your feet till you get a good spawn
pit_supervisor@reddit
Reincarnation in Asia would be goated.
Of course I mean actual Asia. Not India or Middle-East
spect7@reddit
Okay so I’m in the 0.52 which I’m pretty sure is lower since I got born in New Zealand.
TicketBoothHottie@reddit
I am so so so so lucky
Virgil_Rug_Say_RUG@reddit
the entirety of europe is <5%? jesus they are fucked
Cheery_Tree@reddit
My first thought was % of population being Muslim. South Africa and Asia seemed a bit high, and Oceania a bit low, but not too far off.
Kief_Bowl@reddit
Prepare for global Zimbabwe
useroftheinternet95@reddit
I consider myself incredibly lucky
TonyTheTerrible@reddit
Do not redeem reincarnation
Timeon@reddit
Truly, Samsara.