There are few things that I hate more than some jackass on a bike that takes up half of the lane because they're entitled fuckhats. Good for target practice when you've got a bunch of rocks and drive by at 95mph.
I absolutely love animals, more than people in most instances. Certainly more than a single person on a bicycle that literally takes up the whole lane of a 55mph, 2 lane road.
Tfw ur tax dollars for the last century could have been spent to make roads 2 feet wider but instead we have fat people. Not a coincidence. Wonder who was behind those policy decisions.
Creates no noise, takes up 10x less space, doesn’t spew toxic fumes into neighborhoods, doesn’t require acres of parking lots, doesn’t murder people while texting: massive inconvenience. Lmao ok sorry you’re to out of shape to use your legs without getting sweaty
Gas at 5 dollars a gallon and I’m coping lol at least I have the cardiovascular health to pleasure a woman, all you can do is lay their while the oil executive nuts on your back lmao
I could read your comments all day. Reality is 66% of the UK is either overweight or obese, literally we could fix the NHS if more people cycled, but no.
I’ve heard London is making good progress, idk about the rest of the country, but it’s nothing compared to America. You can see by these other comments, the car brain runs deeeeep in their butts.
Bicycles are cheap as fuck lmao I have clothes more expensive than my bike. Also my car is probably 5x the cost of my bike every year. My bike paid for itself in the first six months, your car is a depreciating asset that siphons money out of your community into the pockets of oil executives.
Right? If I wanted to look at overly simplistic nonsense, I'd go on political subs here; they don't even need an obnoxious character limit to be stupid.
I think he's called cycling mikey. I watched his videos for a while.
Motorists hate him but I like the way he annoys all the entitled Londoners and minor celebs who think they drive however they want.
I have a car I just ride my bike most places because I don’t like giving half my paycheck to oil companies. If you want to be a broke sheep that does whatever the government tells you then enjoy your blind rage lmao
The guy I’m responding to said he’s going to kill cyclists lmao not pass too close. You’re so afraid of cars passing too close that you have to drive a tank cause you’re scared
I like to cycle too, these days I primarily just go out late at night.
I am wondering if people get the copious amounts of entitlement from being on a bicycle, or if people who are extremely entitled happen to be drawn to cycling.
I think it's entitled people are drawn to cycling as a virtue signal, it let's them feel superior to others and gives them easy access to be outraged over something inconsequential
If you think British libs are annoying, you have never seen a British lib cyclist.
It's INCREDIBLE how they just have zero sense of respect for literally anyone else, without exception. If you insult cyclists on Twitter, they search through the entire site to find obscure comments calling cyclists twats, just so they can start arguments.
It's insane. I genuinely think the lycra and helmets crush their brains, or something.
Oh, you're right. The Giulietta is fine too or whatever I guess.
I somehow missed that it's the fuck ass pre-facelift compact model. The value of a car is unimportant to me, I just deadass think the Italians don't know how to make anything that's larger in width or height than the average sedan look good.
Like why have an out of place big ass, sharp, triangular grille on an already bulbous car that has fever edges than a bar of soap? Melted RR looking ass.
I love riding a bike. I hate cyclists. Does that make sense? Like riding as if you haven't made a driving license where you're explained all the road rules and then ignoring them all because bikes do NOT have to abide by them (???) makes no sense to me.
It's really simple; if you are lucky enough to live somewhere that has a bike lane, good for you! If you don't, don't take up half a lane of what is supposed to be car traffic. Stay on the white line, all is fine. Take up the lane, get brained.
Thanks OP I have a ton of bikurious family & I love saving videos like this to show them later on acting like I’m invested so that I can feed on their impotent wheelie rage
JablesRadio@reddit
There are few things that I hate more than some jackass on a bike that takes up half of the lane because they're entitled fuckhats. Good for target practice when you've got a bunch of rocks and drive by at 95mph.
philmarcracken@reddit
well we all know what happened to your childhood pets
JablesRadio@reddit
I absolutely love animals, more than people in most instances. Certainly more than a single person on a bicycle that literally takes up the whole lane of a 55mph, 2 lane road.
Public-Nectarine6607@reddit
you dont get a healty hatred of cyclists untill you sit in the driver seat
sprakes_@reddit
Tfw ur tax dollars for the last century could have been spent to make roads 2 feet wider but instead we have fat people. Not a coincidence. Wonder who was behind those policy decisions.
Oh no, not again
JablesRadio@reddit
Stay out of the road.
Valuable-Chipmunk784@reddit
I raped them.
OldManChino@reddit
Okay tough guy
GR-717@reddit
Entire thread hating on cyclists
22 upvotes for a supportive comment
What
mischling2543@reddit
Imagine being so obese that seeing someone get exercise and touch grass makes you this angry lmao
JablesRadio@reddit
Oh yes! Fuck fat asses too.
Public-Nectarine6607@reddit
Once i started driving, i got a immesurable hatred toward cyclists.
FUCK OFF THE ROAD, YOU'RE A PEDESTIRAN
rectal_expansion@reddit
Be car driver
Spend half my income on transportation because oil companies told me to
Do whatever is easiest and most convenient at every point in my life no matter how expensive it is
Get pulled over and have to obey because my vehicle is registered to the government and they know where I live
Spend all day spilling toxic fumes into my city, giving children autism
Get in a minor accident or have a small part break
Have a heart attack because my car is the most expensive thing I own and my entire life depends on it
Die of heart attack because I’ve never walked more than 30 yards in my life.
DonnieMoistX@reddit
Cyclist cope
rectal_expansion@reddit
Ok lol have fun in traffic and dying of a heart attack
GR-717@reddit
Do you think anyone who doesn't own a cycle is fat
DonnieMoistX@reddit
It’s okay to be too far to afford a vehicle. Poverty is nothing to be ashamed of
rectal_expansion@reddit
I have a car I just don’t drive it everywhere like a cuck loser
Jawn_Wilkes_Booth@reddit
Nah, it’s way cooler to be a massive inconvenience to everyone around you and then end up at your destination really fucking sweaty and gross.
Rachmaninov43@reddit
'fucking sweaty and gross' bro how unfit are you? Enjoy sitting in traffic wasting your life as we glide through ;)
Jawn_Wilkes_Booth@reddit
Florida, man. ☀️
Rachmaninov43@reddit
Understandable.
rectal_expansion@reddit
Creates no noise, takes up 10x less space, doesn’t spew toxic fumes into neighborhoods, doesn’t require acres of parking lots, doesn’t murder people while texting: massive inconvenience. Lmao ok sorry you’re to out of shape to use your legs without getting sweaty
gatorgongitcha@reddit
People assume you’re homeless when they pass you, you know this right?
rectal_expansion@reddit
“I spend half my income on transportation to impress strangers on the street.”
DonnieMoistX@reddit
Damn you really are poor if half your income is for a car
volatile-solution@reddit
cyclecel cope
rectal_expansion@reddit
There are no carcels because they can’t be celibate because they have to sexually pleasure an oil executive every time they leave their house lmao
YesMush1@reddit
More cyclist cope, ur Reddit name is clearly what Tyrone gives ur wife when you go cycling with tight clothes on
Supremely_Zesty@reddit
Mutt's Law
volatile-solution@reddit
another, cyclecel cope.
rectal_expansion@reddit
Gas at 5 dollars a gallon and I’m coping lol at least I have the cardiovascular health to pleasure a woman, all you can do is lay their while the oil executive nuts on your back lmao
volatile-solution@reddit
i doubt any of that, but fine...
jprogarn@reddit
So many replies in this thread. Big mad.
rectal_expansion@reddit
I was bored and like mocking car-brains. I don’t get murderous rage because I get regular exercise and don’t sit in traffic half my life
Rachmaninov43@reddit
I could read your comments all day. Reality is 66% of the UK is either overweight or obese, literally we could fix the NHS if more people cycled, but no.
JablesRadio@reddit
What you need to worry about is your internet posts. Dont want to get locked up for "hate speech"
rectal_expansion@reddit
“My social media echo chamber said the UK is 1984!!!”
JablesRadio@reddit
Stop taking up lanes of traffic.
rectal_expansion@reddit
No lol
JablesRadio@reddit
Fair enough.
rectal_expansion@reddit
I’ve heard London is making good progress, idk about the rest of the country, but it’s nothing compared to America. You can see by these other comments, the car brain runs deeeeep in their butts.
TheMagpulMaster@reddit
Just say you’re broke bro
JablesRadio@reddit
Better than the most expensive thing being a fucking bicycle.
rectal_expansion@reddit
Bicycles are cheap as fuck lmao I have clothes more expensive than my bike. Also my car is probably 5x the cost of my bike every year. My bike paid for itself in the first six months, your car is a depreciating asset that siphons money out of your community into the pockets of oil executives.
potatohead22@reddit
I would love to see the actual video
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)
"Id love to log into X" Said nobody
But seriously I got banned from that site.
GR-717@reddit
How tf did you manage to do that
PsychologicalFix3912@reddit
I got banned to but i appealed and am restored
dynastyofTornMCLs@reddit
2 year old account. 1.7 million in karma. Top 1% poster on 4chan.
Yea baby boy, no one here is surprised your allergic to the sun ass got banned from Twitter.
Maybe_this_time_fr@reddit
Holy shit. He's the uber redditor.
UhOhPoopedIt@reddit
Someone doesn't remember gallowboob. I've been on this shithole far too long
Maybe_this_time_fr@reddit
I vaguely remembers that name.
edbods@reddit
it was either him or unidan
edbods@reddit
the apex redditor
BrokenWind123@reddit
⭐️🎖️reddit moment
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)
All I did was call Ben Shapiro the K word.
Shootemout@reddit
Did you pay elon the tax to say slurs? If you don’t pay for twitter you can’t say slurs. Its fine if you do though
UnicornFartSmelzGood@reddit
It's a conspiracy by Big Kool-Aid to oppress the juice.
bittercripple6969@reddit
Knife-ear?
Rambozo77@reddit
Kool-ass mother fucker? What’s wrong with that?
Tommysrx@reddit
KillahHills10304@reddit
Holy shit
potatohead22@reddit
Didnt even realize it was an x video. I tried twiiter when it came out and never saw the point.
Ptar_Migan@reddit
Right? If I wanted to look at overly simplistic nonsense, I'd go on political subs here; they don't even need an obnoxious character limit to be stupid.
sleepingjiva@reddit
Here
You might have to log in to see it though
Davethemann@reddit
Some weiner actually said to escalate this
sleepingjiva@reddit
Cyclists are on a different planet
ChickenPijja@reddit
What a fucking knob that cyclist is
mwmwmwmwmmdw@reddit
literally 100% of the ones that strap cameras on their heads looking for content are
DarvX92@reddit
Love ya
VirtualPercentage737@reddit
Shit, if this is in England or anywhere where they drive on the left, he is right...
sleepingjiva@reddit
It's England. Surrey
ToaKraka@reddit
The standard advice is to replace "x" with "xcancel".
HefflumpGuy@reddit
I think he's called cycling mikey. I watched his videos for a while. Motorists hate him but I like the way he annoys all the entitled Londoners and minor celebs who think they drive however they want.
DasFreibier@reddit
pissing of car drivers is mandatory on a bicycle, because people with expensive cars value their paint more than I value my life
Judah_Earl@reddit
My commie city spent millions making cycle lanes for them, and these wankers are like: "So I ride everywhere but the lanes?"
You can't hate cyclists enough.
DreamsServedSoft@reddit
cyclists in my city refuse to obey stop lights and stop signs and always stare you down when you almost hit them for running a red
ZlinkyNipz@reddit
Are cyclists the biggest issue to humanity?
TheHyperboley@reddit
Give cyclists 3 feet? They'll get 3ft... in the fuckin air
rectal_expansion@reddit
Lmao sure buddy, everyone turns into a murderer when they’re driving in their expensive metal box
TheHyperboley@reddit
Good thing they're expensive, then we might have people like you also on the road
rectal_expansion@reddit
I have a car I just ride my bike most places because I don’t like giving half my paycheck to oil companies. If you want to be a broke sheep that does whatever the government tells you then enjoy your blind rage lmao
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)
You're anti government until a car passes you too close.
rectal_expansion@reddit
The guy I’m responding to said he’s going to kill cyclists lmao not pass too close. You’re so afraid of cars passing too close that you have to drive a tank cause you’re scared
Jive-Turkeys@reddit
Are the peasants projecting again?
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)
I drive a mid size sedan.
rectal_expansion@reddit
Because you’re too fat and lazy and cowardly to ride a bike I know lol
TheHyperboley@reddit
Filling your tank costs half a paycheck? Man you really are poor
rectal_expansion@reddit
I have no idea how much it costs to fill up my tank, I haven’t bought gas in months lmao your heart medication probably gets pretty expensive tho
Ptar_Migan@reddit
It's him. It's The Cyclist everyone talks shit about!
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)
Idk. In my country fat people take the bus because they have trouble getting in and out of their car.
DrPhilTheMNM@reddit
As someone that cycles I hate cyclists so much
RetPrda@reddit
I like to cycle too, these days I primarily just go out late at night.
I am wondering if people get the copious amounts of entitlement from being on a bicycle, or if people who are extremely entitled happen to be drawn to cycling.
ToolkitSwiper@reddit
I think it's entitled people are drawn to cycling as a virtue signal, it let's them feel superior to others and gives them easy access to be outraged over something inconsequential
Okhlahoma_Beat-Down@reddit
If you think British libs are annoying, you have never seen a British lib cyclist.
It's INCREDIBLE how they just have zero sense of respect for literally anyone else, without exception. If you insult cyclists on Twitter, they search through the entire site to find obscure comments calling cyclists twats, just so they can start arguments.
It's insane. I genuinely think the lycra and helmets crush their brains, or something.
LowOwl4312@reddit
Imagine trying to win against an Alfa Romeo alpha male
Tommysrx@reddit
imnevereversober@reddit
Guards! Hit that man with hammers immediately, he just spoke ill on the Giulia.
CARNAZZA@reddit
Giulietta* ( half of giulia value)
imnevereversober@reddit
Oh, you're right. The Giulietta is fine too or whatever I guess.
I somehow missed that it's the fuck ass pre-facelift compact model. The value of a car is unimportant to me, I just deadass think the Italians don't know how to make anything that's larger in width or height than the average sedan look good.
Like why have an out of place big ass, sharp, triangular grille on an already bulbous car that has fever edges than a bar of soap? Melted RR looking ass.
The_11th_Dctor@reddit
Alfa male
Valuable-Chipmunk784@reddit
Alfalfa male
Autisticus@reddit
Look at the photographer's arm. THAT'S why the police don't care.
Jakdaxter31@reddit
Carbrains stay mad lol
TBAGG1NS@reddit
What a bundle of sticks
Spongeglock@reddit
I love riding a bike. I hate cyclists. Does that make sense? Like riding as if you haven't made a driving license where you're explained all the road rules and then ignoring them all because bikes do NOT have to abide by them (???) makes no sense to me.
JablesRadio@reddit
It's really simple; if you are lucky enough to live somewhere that has a bike lane, good for you! If you don't, don't take up half a lane of what is supposed to be car traffic. Stay on the white line, all is fine. Take up the lane, get brained.
TheShrunkenAnus@reddit
Thanks OP I have a ton of bikurious family & I love saving videos like this to show them later on acting like I’m invested so that I can feed on their impotent wheelie rage
Vegetable_Platform70@reddit
This belongs on R/fuckcarscirclejerk
Mr__Castle_@reddit
The little-dick energy is off the charts.
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)
But he's in a small car.