Don't Stop Me Now | TheaterFire

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JablesRadio@reddit

There are few things that I hate more than some jackass on a bike that takes up half of the lane because they're entitled fuckhats. Good for target practice when you've got a bunch of rocks and drive by at 95mph.

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philmarcracken@reddit

well we all know what happened to your childhood pets

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JablesRadio@reddit

I absolutely love animals, more than people in most instances. Certainly more than a single person on a bicycle that literally takes up the whole lane of a 55mph, 2 lane road.

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Public-Nectarine6607@reddit

you dont get a healty hatred of cyclists untill you sit in the driver seat

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sprakes_@reddit

Tfw ur tax dollars for the last century could have been spent to make roads 2 feet wider but instead we have fat people. Not a coincidence. Wonder who was behind those policy decisions.

Oh no, not again

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JablesRadio@reddit

Stay out of the road.

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Valuable-Chipmunk784@reddit

I raped them.

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OldManChino@reddit

Okay tough guy

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GR-717@reddit

Entire thread hating on cyclists

22 upvotes for a supportive comment

What

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mischling2543@reddit

Imagine being so obese that seeing someone get exercise and touch grass makes you this angry lmao

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JablesRadio@reddit

Oh yes! Fuck fat asses too.

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Public-Nectarine6607@reddit

Once i started driving, i got a immesurable hatred toward cyclists.

FUCK OFF THE ROAD, YOU'RE A PEDESTIRAN

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rectal_expansion@reddit

Be car driver

Spend half my income on transportation because oil companies told me to

Do whatever is easiest and most convenient at every point in my life no matter how expensive it is

Get pulled over and have to obey because my vehicle is registered to the government and they know where I live

Spend all day spilling toxic fumes into my city, giving children autism

Get in a minor accident or have a small part break

Have a heart attack because my car is the most expensive thing I own and my entire life depends on it

Die of heart attack because I’ve never walked more than 30 yards in my life.

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DonnieMoistX@reddit

Cyclist cope

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rectal_expansion@reddit

Ok lol have fun in traffic and dying of a heart attack

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GR-717@reddit

Do you think anyone who doesn't own a cycle is fat

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DonnieMoistX@reddit

It’s okay to be too far to afford a vehicle. Poverty is nothing to be ashamed of

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rectal_expansion@reddit

I have a car I just don’t drive it everywhere like a cuck loser

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Jawn_Wilkes_Booth@reddit

Nah, it’s way cooler to be a massive inconvenience to everyone around you and then end up at your destination really fucking sweaty and gross.

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Rachmaninov43@reddit

'fucking sweaty and gross' bro how unfit are you? Enjoy sitting in traffic wasting your life as we glide through ;)

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Jawn_Wilkes_Booth@reddit

Florida, man. ☀️

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Rachmaninov43@reddit

Understandable.

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rectal_expansion@reddit

Creates no noise, takes up 10x less space, doesn’t spew toxic fumes into neighborhoods, doesn’t require acres of parking lots, doesn’t murder people while texting: massive inconvenience. Lmao ok sorry you’re to out of shape to use your legs without getting sweaty

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gatorgongitcha@reddit

People assume you’re homeless when they pass you, you know this right?

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rectal_expansion@reddit

“I spend half my income on transportation to impress strangers on the street.”

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DonnieMoistX@reddit

Damn you really are poor if half your income is for a car

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volatile-solution@reddit

cyclecel cope

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rectal_expansion@reddit

There are no carcels because they can’t be celibate because they have to sexually pleasure an oil executive every time they leave their house lmao

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YesMush1@reddit

More cyclist cope, ur Reddit name is clearly what Tyrone gives ur wife when you go cycling with tight clothes on

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Supremely_Zesty@reddit

Mutt's Law

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volatile-solution@reddit

another, cyclecel cope.

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rectal_expansion@reddit

Gas at 5 dollars a gallon and I’m coping lol at least I have the cardiovascular health to pleasure a woman, all you can do is lay their while the oil executive nuts on your back lmao

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volatile-solution@reddit

i doubt any of that, but fine...

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jprogarn@reddit

So many replies in this thread. Big mad.

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rectal_expansion@reddit

I was bored and like mocking car-brains. I don’t get murderous rage because I get regular exercise and don’t sit in traffic half my life

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Rachmaninov43@reddit

I could read your comments all day. Reality is 66% of the UK is either overweight or obese, literally we could fix the NHS if more people cycled, but no.

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JablesRadio@reddit

What you need to worry about is your internet posts. Dont want to get locked up for "hate speech"

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rectal_expansion@reddit

“My social media echo chamber said the UK is 1984!!!”

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JablesRadio@reddit

Stop taking up lanes of traffic.

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rectal_expansion@reddit

No lol

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JablesRadio@reddit

Fair enough.

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rectal_expansion@reddit

I’ve heard London is making good progress, idk about the rest of the country, but it’s nothing compared to America. You can see by these other comments, the car brain runs deeeeep in their butts.

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TheMagpulMaster@reddit

Spend half my income

Just say you’re broke bro

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JablesRadio@reddit

Better than the most expensive thing being a fucking bicycle.

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rectal_expansion@reddit

Bicycles are cheap as fuck lmao I have clothes more expensive than my bike. Also my car is probably 5x the cost of my bike every year. My bike paid for itself in the first six months, your car is a depreciating asset that siphons money out of your community into the pockets of oil executives.

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potatohead22@reddit

I would love to see the actual video

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AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)

"Id love to log into X" Said nobody

But seriously I got banned from that site.

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GR-717@reddit

How tf did you manage to do that

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PsychologicalFix3912@reddit

I got banned to but i appealed and am restored

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dynastyofTornMCLs@reddit

2 year old account. 1.7 million in karma. Top 1% poster on 4chan.

Yea baby boy, no one here is surprised your allergic to the sun ass got banned from Twitter.

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Maybe_this_time_fr@reddit

Holy shit. He's the uber redditor.

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UhOhPoopedIt@reddit

Someone doesn't remember gallowboob. I've been on this shithole far too long

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Maybe_this_time_fr@reddit

gallowboob

I vaguely remembers that name.

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edbods@reddit

it was either him or unidan

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edbods@reddit

the apex redditor

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BrokenWind123@reddit

⭐️🎖️reddit moment

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AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)

All I did was call Ben Shapiro the K word.

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Shootemout@reddit

Did you pay elon the tax to say slurs? If you don’t pay for twitter you can’t say slurs. Its fine if you do though

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UnicornFartSmelzGood@reddit

It's a conspiracy by Big Kool-Aid to oppress the juice.

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bittercripple6969@reddit

Knife-ear?

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Rambozo77@reddit

Kool-ass mother fucker? What’s wrong with that?

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Tommysrx@reddit

gif

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KillahHills10304@reddit

Holy shit

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potatohead22@reddit

Didnt even realize it was an x video. I tried twiiter when it came out and never saw the point.

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Ptar_Migan@reddit

Right? If I wanted to look at overly simplistic nonsense, I'd go on political subs here; they don't even need an obnoxious character limit to be stupid.

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sleepingjiva@reddit

Here

You might have to log in to see it though

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Davethemann@reddit

Some weiner actually said to escalate this

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sleepingjiva@reddit

Cyclists are on a different planet

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ChickenPijja@reddit

What a fucking knob that cyclist is

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mwmwmwmwmmdw@reddit

literally 100% of the ones that strap cameras on their heads looking for content are

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DarvX92@reddit

Love ya

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VirtualPercentage737@reddit

Shit, if this is in England or anywhere where they drive on the left, he is right...

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sleepingjiva@reddit

It's England. Surrey

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ToaKraka@reddit

The standard advice is to replace "x" with "xcancel".

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HefflumpGuy@reddit

I think he's called cycling mikey. I watched his videos for a while. Motorists hate him but I like the way he annoys all the entitled Londoners and minor celebs who think they drive however they want.

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DasFreibier@reddit

pissing of car drivers is mandatory on a bicycle, because people with expensive cars value their paint more than I value my life

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Judah_Earl@reddit

My commie city spent millions making cycle lanes for them, and these wankers are like: "So I ride everywhere but the lanes?"

You can't hate cyclists enough.

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DreamsServedSoft@reddit

cyclists in my city refuse to obey stop lights and stop signs and always stare you down when you almost hit them for running a red

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ZlinkyNipz@reddit

Are cyclists the biggest issue to humanity?

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TheHyperboley@reddit

Give cyclists 3 feet? They'll get 3ft... in the fuckin air

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rectal_expansion@reddit

Lmao sure buddy, everyone turns into a murderer when they’re driving in their expensive metal box

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TheHyperboley@reddit

Good thing they're expensive, then we might have people like you also on the road

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rectal_expansion@reddit

I have a car I just ride my bike most places because I don’t like giving half my paycheck to oil companies. If you want to be a broke sheep that does whatever the government tells you then enjoy your blind rage lmao

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AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)

You're anti government until a car passes you too close.

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rectal_expansion@reddit

The guy I’m responding to said he’s going to kill cyclists lmao not pass too close. You’re so afraid of cars passing too close that you have to drive a tank cause you’re scared

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Jive-Turkeys@reddit

Are the peasants projecting again?

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AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)

I drive a mid size sedan.

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rectal_expansion@reddit

Because you’re too fat and lazy and cowardly to ride a bike I know lol

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TheHyperboley@reddit

Filling your tank costs half a paycheck? Man you really are poor

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rectal_expansion@reddit

I have no idea how much it costs to fill up my tank, I haven’t bought gas in months lmao your heart medication probably gets pretty expensive tho

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Ptar_Migan@reddit

It's him. It's The Cyclist everyone talks shit about!

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AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)

Idk. In my country fat people take the bus because they have trouble getting in and out of their car.

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DrPhilTheMNM@reddit

As someone that cycles I hate cyclists so much

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RetPrda@reddit

I like to cycle too, these days I primarily just go out late at night.

I am wondering if people get the copious amounts of entitlement from being on a bicycle, or if people who are extremely entitled happen to be drawn to cycling.

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ToolkitSwiper@reddit

I think it's entitled people are drawn to cycling as a virtue signal, it let's them feel superior to others and gives them easy access to be outraged over something inconsequential

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Okhlahoma_Beat-Down@reddit

If you think British libs are annoying, you have never seen a British lib cyclist.

It's INCREDIBLE how they just have zero sense of respect for literally anyone else, without exception. If you insult cyclists on Twitter, they search through the entire site to find obscure comments calling cyclists twats, just so they can start arguments.

It's insane. I genuinely think the lycra and helmets crush their brains, or something.

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LowOwl4312@reddit

Imagine trying to win against an Alfa Romeo alpha male

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Tommysrx@reddit

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imnevereversober@reddit

Guards! Hit that man with hammers immediately, he just spoke ill on the Giulia.

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CARNAZZA@reddit

Giulietta* ( half of giulia value)

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imnevereversober@reddit

Oh, you're right. The Giulietta is fine too or whatever I guess.

I somehow missed that it's the fuck ass pre-facelift compact model. The value of a car is unimportant to me, I just deadass think the Italians don't know how to make anything that's larger in width or height than the average sedan look good.

Like why have an out of place big ass, sharp, triangular grille on an already bulbous car that has fever edges than a bar of soap? Melted RR looking ass.

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The_11th_Dctor@reddit

Alfa male

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Valuable-Chipmunk784@reddit

Alfalfa male

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Autisticus@reddit

Look at the photographer's arm. THAT'S why the police don't care.

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Jakdaxter31@reddit

Carbrains stay mad lol

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TBAGG1NS@reddit

What a bundle of sticks

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Spongeglock@reddit

I love riding a bike. I hate cyclists. Does that make sense? Like riding as if you haven't made a driving license where you're explained all the road rules and then ignoring them all because bikes do NOT have to abide by them (???) makes no sense to me.

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AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)

But he's in a small car.