There's this AWFUL girl who thinks our zoom staff meeting is her one woman show. She drones on and on with these cheap, cheerleading phrases and this awful weird fluctuating tone that goes up and down. She has a weird grin on her face and bulging sanpaku eyes. Everyone is just looking blankly waiting for her to be down. She has zero self awareness and just goes on and on and has this faux spirituality thing happening too...like really cringe encouraging, cliche language. Today we were doing shout outs - acknowledging coworkers, etc. She said "should to me y'all, I'm out here doing my best. Like a superhero. Kudos to me." She always has a fucking cliche moronic statement. It drives me fucking nuts. Before teams went 2.0 I realized I could just kick people out and no one would know. I used to do it to random people because it was just too funny and then I had a reason to leave for a time myself blaming it on a mysterious bug. ANYWAY, this dimpled smiling clown face needs to STFU and humbled. Someone needs to teach her lesson in self awareness or, INSHALLAH she will quit this goddamn job so I never have to see her jigsaw face. I thought about creating a fake job and cold emailing her via LinkedIn and having fake interviews with her to get her out. Anyway, I am more ventilating, but any ideas. Piss discs don't really work on teams. Also she makes, like hardly any money, and just bought a brand new jeep or whatever - and that makes me more furious since people who live beyond their means makes my stomach churn²!!!!