Let's hear the best Yo Mama jokes!
Posted by BlackPhoenix1981@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 134 comments
Yo mama so...
Posted by BlackPhoenix1981@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 134 comments
Yo mama so...
IHAVENOIDEA0980@reddit
Yo mama so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for indecent exposure.
Ok_Two726@reddit
Yo momma so dumb, she went to a movie, it said under 17 not admitted so she went and got 16 of her friends.
Equivalent-Grass-262@reddit
At least she has so many friends. Thats sweet.
Bailzzararco@reddit
Yo Mamma so far, her blood type is Ragu.
SamwiseTheOppressed@reddit
Yo momma’s so stupid she fell outta window and went up
191ZipCodeExPat@reddit
You mama so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: Los Angeles, Denver, Chicago, Philadelphia.
Yo mama so stupid, she missed the number 4 bus, so she took the number 2 bus twice.
AgentThunderProphet@reddit
Yo momma so fat she wears a VCR as a beeper/ pager.
Yo momma so cool she wears her wig to the side.
mridlen@reddit
Relevant Futurama: https://youtu.be/gRfdumTdChQ?si=2CizogO77YpCXk_b
anOvenofWitches@reddit
Yo mama so fat she outweighs the needs of the many! 🤓🖖
Puzzleheaded_Race_90@reddit
New one to me, nice job
elevenatexi@reddit
Your mom is so fat, that she has to go through life sideways
Puzzleheaded_Race_90@reddit
I'll never understand down votes
teiubescsami@reddit
Your mom is so dumb it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Tuffwith2Fs@reddit
Yo mama rolled over a dollar and made 4 quarters.
Fast_Method2196@reddit
Yo momma’s teeth so yellow when she yawns cars slow down
WeenisPeiner@reddit
Yo mama so fat it took Thanos two snaps to kill her.
Hippadoppaloppa@reddit
Your mum is so fat, she sat on a 2p piece and a bogey came out of the Queen's nose.
OhTheHueManatee@reddit
this skit is the peak your momma jokes
jachildress25@reddit
The best Yo Mama joke is any one you say to your kids within earshot of your wife.
Mrpeewee982001@reddit
Yo mamma so fat stepped on a quarter, then two dimes and a nickel popped out.
PrideEnvironmental59@reddit
Yo mamma's so poor then when she goes to KFC, she licks the other people's fingers.
BlackPhoenix1981@reddit (OP)
nooks-n-crannies@reddit
I don't have a mom, me and my dad just share yours
False-Cookie3379@reddit
This is the best one I’ve ever heard 🤣
maggie320@reddit
Oh this is a good one.
ImaginationDeep7650@reddit
Your mama is so country, she can eat flour and shit pancakes!
smellslikebadussy@reddit
Ya mama got an Afro with a chinstrap
Edgarmustavas@reddit
She got the wings and the teeth of an African bat, her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that...
Last-Salamander-920@reddit
Ya mamas got the wooden legs with real feet!
Edgarmustavas@reddit
Yo mother be fishing with a hook and reel in the frozen food section.
Yo mother glasses so thick, she can look into a map and see people waving at her.
smellslikebadussy@reddit
Ya mama got snakeskin teeth
Edgarmustavas@reddit
Your mother was an extra on The Simpsons and shit.
JT21975@reddit
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks
Edgarmustavas@reddit
Ya mom is is fat...
https://youtu.be/lnCeZY6nxjQ?si=cg9EwdkjyNezrPdT
militant-hippie@reddit
Naw. Let's get off of mom's. Cause I just got off yours.
Economy-Weird-2368@reddit
bustab@reddit
Your momma is so fat that when she was brought down by Legolas at the Battle of the Pelinor Fields Gimli was forced to concede that she did in fact count as more than one
Alternative_Weight95@reddit
Yo mama so fat, she has her own zip code!
drthanatos42@reddit
Yo mama's so classless, she's a Marxist utopia.
Rurumo666@reddit
Yo mama got a glass titty with a goldfish in it.
Last-Salamander-920@reddit
On a hill buck naked, tooting on a flute, riding on a horse and drinkin whiskey out of boots. Shes got the teeth and the wings of an African bat. Her middle name is mudbone but besides all that.....
Last-Salamander-920@reddit
Ya mamas glasses are so thick, she can look at a map and see people waving at her.
MNJayW@reddit
It's a good thing they discontinued frozen orange juice in a can since yo' is too dumb to open it. She just stares at the can because it says concentrate.
Fewerfeet@reddit
Yo Mama is such a fat whore that she eats Snickers bars upside down just to feel the veins on her tongue when she swallows them whole
TheFeshy@reddit
Yo mama so fat, her OF page is shot in panoramic mode
VitalArtifice@reddit
LOL. Updated version of a classic!
IslingtonCrane@reddit
You mama so fat, when she take of her bvd's they say "boulevard".
1quirky1@reddit
Yo momma so old that she has a separate entrance for black men.
Congregator@reddit
Yo mama so ugly, when she gave birth to you, the doctor slapped her
KoolAndBlue@reddit
Yo mama so fat, chapstick had to invent a spray.
Yo mama so fat, her high school picture was an aerial.
Futemasu@reddit
Your mama so fat, in high school she sat next to EVERYBODY!!!
Congregator@reddit
What goes Vroom Skrrrt Vroom Skrrrt Vroom Skrrrt?
Your mom at a blinking traffic light.
rcflores23@reddit
Yo mama so old, she farts dust
Yo mama so old, she grows pubic hairs on her tongue
Puzzleheaded_Race_90@reddit
Yo mama so fat she puts mayo on her Tylenol
Lilteapot713@reddit
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragú
Edgarmustavas@reddit
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, when she yawns, traffic slows down.
Phriendly_Phisherman@reddit
Yo mama has a kick-stand and a pull-start…i dont even know what it means, which is why its my fave lol
whiskeytown79@reddit
I wonder if this is an oblique way of calling her a moped, i.e. fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you on it.
kinkyslc1@reddit
Yo mama so fat, you have to roll around in the dough just to find the wet spot.
I heard that on the bus in 7th grade. Took me a few years to figure out what it actually meant.
VaticRogue@reddit
Yo momma is so fat, after sex I roll over twice and Im still on her.
jedispaghetti420@reddit
Yo mama’s here so I’m busy. I’ll get back to you later.
meizhong@reddit
Yo mamma so stupid, the bitch fell out a window, and went up.
whiskeytown79@reddit
Yo mama so fat, when I made her angry, I had to take a train and two buses to get back on her good side!
Sorrok2400@reddit
Yo mama so fat, she went roller skating and got a flat
jinsaku@reddit
Reminds me of the great Al Bundy line:
“I’d say it behind your back but my car’s only got half a tank of gas!”
Hilsam_Adent@reddit
Yo Mama is like McDonald's: billions and billions served.
Sorrok2400@reddit
Golden oldie
Boring_Pace5158@reddit
You momma is so old a Congressman called her grandma
You momma is so fat, she got the scale and it said “one at a time please”
Sorrok2400@reddit
Yo momma so fat, she got on the scale and it said “to be continued”
zoosha2curtaincall@reddit
Yo mama so fat, when God said “let there be light,” first he had to tell yo mama to move her fat ass out the way
whyneedaname77@reddit
Yo momma is an extra on the Simpsons
Human-Document-8331@reddit
Yo mama so dumb, she just sits on the TV watching couch.
DirtyBirdDawg@reddit
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her age and she died.
Usual-Asparagus-1299@reddit
Your mama’s so old Jesus was in her yearbook.
amodsr@reddit
Yo mama is your mom and that's enough of a joke. No punchline needed.
Ramone5150@reddit
What do you call a cow with no legs?? Ground Beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?? Yo Mama.
Unhappy_Classroom370@reddit
Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her.
autocosm@reddit
Yo momma so fat, she put on some BVDs and it spelled Boulevard.
Queasy_Connection738@reddit
What’s the difference between yo mama and a hockey team?
A hockey team takes a shower after 3 periods.
AdmirableTable1677@reddit
Yo mamas so fat when she jumped up she got stuck
That-Jeweler-Girl@reddit
Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a maxi pad was a three bedroom apartment.
RightYouAreKen1@reddit
Yo momma’s so hairy, Bigfoot be taking pictures of HER.
Accadius@reddit
Yo mamma so ugly, darth Vader said I am not your father
dryocopuspileatus@reddit
Yo mama so old, she gotta screw her hat on
Danks2@reddit
Let’s get off of the mom jokes, I just got off of yours!
Bob-Dolemite@reddit
yo mamma so fat she sat on a dollar and made four quarters
liams_dad@reddit
Yo Mama so fat when she broke her leg gravy poured out.
jinsaku@reddit
Hah! I remember this one from middle school.
Phoenyxoldgoat@reddit
I work in a group home with foster kids, and I was trying to explain the concept of yo mama jokes to this 12 year old kiddo who has autism…. and he didn’t quite get the hang of it, but his jokes were amazing!
My favorites were “yo mama so fat, she needs bigger pants!” and “yo mama so fat, she BIG!!”
likesblackcoffeebest@reddit
Yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund
eyelers@reddit
Yo mama so fat her cereal bowl has a lifeguard
Cherry_Hammer@reddit
Yo mama so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the road, I asked what she was doing, she said “moving”
GoldenC0mpany@reddit
Yo mama so fat she fell off both sides of the bed.
Nitetigrezz@reddit
Yo mama is like the sun, big round and hard to look at.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the Ws.
Yo mama such a ho when you were born even your daddy was surprised you weren't a rainbow.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
Unhappy_Classroom370@reddit
Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
freshleysqueezd@reddit
I really like that. First time for that one
The_WuTang_Plan@reddit
Yo mama so fat she put on a pair of BVD’s and the shit said BOULEVARD
izabel55@reddit
Yo momma so fat when she wanted a water bed she threw a tarp over Lake Superior
Peanut083@reddit
I didn’t come up with this, but I laughed pretty damn hard when I heard it. Yo mama so fat, her patronus is a cake.
My cousin once hit me with “Yo mama so fat, she sat on the rainbow and Skittles popped out”.
My favourite that I’ve heard from my son is “Yo mama so fat, she’s the planet in Planet Fitness”.
ohmygoditspurple@reddit
Yo mama so far, her belt size is equator.
ohmygoditspurple@reddit
Yo mama so fat, when she got hit by a bus she said, “Who threw that rock?”
uncle-sensei@reddit
Your mom is so fat, when she saw a school bus drive by, she said “STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!”
napalmthechild@reddit
YO MAMA SO PHAT WHEN SHE SAT ON A RAINBOW IT RAINED SKITTLES
PiginthePen@reddit
What do you call a cow with 3 legs.. lean beef
What do you call a cow with no legs.. ground beef
What do you call a cow with 2 legs.. yo moma
Hilsam_Adent@reddit
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
...take it out for a drag.
Plane-Fan9006@reddit
Yo mamma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs... 🌭 🌭 🌭
manthursaday@reddit
Yo mama so fat she wore a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on it.
Ok_Two726@reddit
Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter
PrettylightedUMphrek@reddit
Your momma so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone !!
sully-fied@reddit
Yo mama’s so fat when she walked across the room the radio skipped.
ReggaeForPresident@reddit
Yo mama’s so fat she’s got more chins than a Chinese phone book
HotTubSexVirgin22@reddit
What’s the difference between your mom and a washing machine?
When I drop a load in the washing machine, it doesn’t follow me around for a month.
MeGustaOnc@reddit
Ya momma is an astronaut -- from white me can't jump
PiginthePen@reddit
I still don’t get it
jesushatescats808@reddit
Yo mama is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and always comes back for more.
Cael_NaMaor@reddit
What's the point? Yo Mama to dumb to understand 'em
BrontosaurusB@reddit
Yo mama so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Her high school picture was an aerial photo.
Her blood type is rocky road.
She irons her pants on the driveway
She uses shopping carts as roller skates.
If she hauls ass she has to take two trips.
Murphy_Dropkick410@reddit
Your mama so stupid they told her it was chilly outside and she ran and got a bowl
Clear_Tangerine5110@reddit
Yo mama‘s so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch dropped dead.
a_gift_for_the_grave@reddit
Yo mama so FAT she uses her VCR as a tape deck!
Affectionate_Ask_769@reddit
Your mama’s hair is so short, when she braids it it looks like stitches
epcot_1982@reddit
Yo mama is like the end piece of bread, everyone had their hands all over it but nobody wants it
jazzmaster_jedi@reddit
Yo Mama;s so fat, she broke her leg and gravy ran out.
Reasonable-Wave8093@reddit
yo mama so phat, she got a part time job as a speed hump!
epcot_1982@reddit
Yo mama is like the end piece of bread, everyone had their hands all over it but nobody wants it
Sodamyte@reddit
Yo mama so dumb she took the Pepsi challenge an chose Jiff..
thebookofswindles@reddit
Yo mama’s so considerate, she actually asks the GPS for permission before she makes a U-turn.
thebookofswindles@reddit
(Sorry, I just can’t disrespect yo mama)
Sodamyte@reddit
Yo mama teeth so yellow she spits butter.
adamusama@reddit
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Coitus_lnterruptus@reddit
Yo mama's pussy stinks so bad that the flowers on her panties wilted.
ThizGuyFawkes@reddit
blamberr@reddit
Yo momma so fat, she fat and it ain’t even funny
ThizGuyFawkes@reddit
Yo mama so fat, when she looks up the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.